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Kirby:
[see the waterfall; shocked] Oh, what’s-- What-- Oh, no! Oh, no! [tries to swallow his cord]

Toaster:
KIRBY, NO!

Lampy:
GET THE CORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!! DON'T LET HIM SWALLOW IT!!!!!!

Radio:
SWITCH HIM OFF!!!!!!!!

[Toaster jumps on Kirby]

Lampy:
Just shorted right out.

Radio:
Cracked up and snapped. He sold the farm. Poor chap.

Lampy:
How does he look?

Radio:
A little better then you actually. Keep it up Slots! Even carpet sweeping motion. He should come around sooner later.

Toaster:
Hey, I think it's working. Kirby! Kirby, can you hear me?

Blanky:
Wake up, wake up. Kirby!

Toaster:
You're all right!

Toaster, Lampy, Radio and Blanky:
[happily] YAY!!!

Kirby:
[gutteral growl] Lay off! Just lay off!

Toaster:
What's the matter?

Lampy:
We were worried about you.

Radio:
You gave us a real scare, pal.

Kirby:
Well, there's nothing wrong with me, pal. So just back off!

Blanky:
Don't be angry.

Kirby:
Just keep your antennas and knobs and wires and rivets off my chrome! Who needs you guys, anyway? Gotta drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight? I'd be better off without ya!

The Brave Little Toaster  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Blanky:
[hurtfully] But, Kirby--

Kirby:
Especially you, you little rag. [pauses few seconds when they heard the waterfall] So, uh, how we get cross this thing, anyway?

[scene cuts to Toaster, Lampy, Radio and Blanky tied up cords with Kirby]

Radio:
You know, I think, Houdini did this once. Why, if I remember right, he was in out of the hospital in no time.

Lampy:
Well, that’s encouraging.

Toaster:
Okay, Kirby.

Lampy:
Hey, we’re not dead.

The Brave Little Toaster  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the appliances stop at a clearing in a bramble patch]

Lampy:
Hey, everybody! Look! A clearing!

Kirby:
Great. Let's spread out the blanket and have a picnic.

Blanky:
But I'm full of stickers.

Kirby:
Well, my bags are full of thistles and sticks and who knows what else! Whose idea was it to come this way anyway?

Radio:
Why it was the Lamp's, I tell you!

Lampy:
Oh, yeah? Who's supposed to be the big-shot navigator around here, Mr. Loudmouth? Mr. Big... Loudmouth?

Kirby:
Yeah.

Toaster:
Where are we, anyway?

Radio:
Now, look here, fellas, just give me a second, and, uh... [notices a small pebble] Oh, listen to this!

Lowell Winchell, Jr.:
It's the top of the 9th, the bases are all loaded, and Pee-Wee Reese is at the plate. Here's the pitch... [Radio kicks the pebble in the air] ...and he connects! [hits the pebble with his antenna, which bounces off Toaster, Kirby, and Lampy] OH!!! And it's a triple play! [Kirby and Lampy angrily swarm around Radio]

Toaster:
Knock it off, you guys! We should all settle down and try to get some sleep.

[Lampy drops rock. Next scene shifts to Lampy laying his head on a rock. He hears a sound and sees Radio drawing a dirt circle in the dirt]

Radio:
[about the circle in the dirt] This is my sleeping space, see? And nobody crosses this line!

Lampy:
Yeah, well you'd better not wake us up at 6:00 as usual!

Kirby:
What are you complaining about? You didn't do any work today.

Radio:
Yeah!

[Blanky crawls to Lampy who looks at him angrily]

Lampy:
Go find your own place to sleep, ya little fuzz ball.

[Lampy falls asleep; Blanky tries going into Radio's sleeping space, but Radio stops him.]

Radio:
Watch it! Hey! Hey! Hey! What, are you blind? It's a line. Aht-aht!

Kirby:
[annoyed] Good night! [falls asleep]

[Blanky tries cuddling up to Toaster, but Toaster wakes up.]

Toaster:
[tired, shoos Blanky away] Come on. I'm not the Master. Go snuggle somewhere else. I'm trying to get some sleep. Now go on.

[Blanky looks dejected and sleeps by himself.]

The Brave Little Toaster  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the appliances stop at a clearing in a dark forest]

Blanky:
Do we have to stop here?

Toaster:
Only for a while.

Radio:
Just long enough to lose our minds! We'll be cannibals in a few days, I've seen it happen!

Kirby:
And you'd be the first to go, dial face.

Lampy:
Hey, fellas! We can stay in here! Look! [turns on his light to reveal a scary face on a tree; the appliances gasp in horror, and hide in the bushes] W-What's the matter?

Radio:
Eaten alive, the poor sap.

[Lampy turns around to the scary face]

Lampy:
[scared] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!! [runs and joins the others in the bushes]

Radio:
Oh, I thought you were a goner.

Lampy:
Ah, you wish.

Toaster:
You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter.

Kirby:
Yeah, shelter from the likes of them.

Radio:
[imitating boxer] Come on over here and say that, chrome-dome! [Lampy blows raspberries at Kirby]

Kirby:
[shocked and angry] WHAT?!?

Radio:
Oh, sorry about that. I meant to say "vacuous vacuum".

[Kirby angrily grumbles]

Lowell Winchell, Jr.:
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble. In the blue corner, undefeated champion, Rocko "the Radio" Ratuno. Ding! Oh, and there's the bell! They're on each other like black on a bowling ball!

[Radio and Kirby are about to fight but Toaster comes between them]

Lampy:
Hey! Look!

[everyone sees that Blanky has made himself into a tent; next scene switches to the ending of "The Star-Spangled Banner."]

Lowell Winchell, Jr.:
And that concludes our broadcast day. This is Lowell Winchell signing off. Good night, America and all the ships at sea. [static]

Toaster:
[pats Blanky, smiling] Thanks.

Blanky:
Oh, that's all right. [yawns and falls asleep]

Lampy:
So, uh, what’s this thing you and the Blanket?

Toaster:
What thing?

Lampy:
You know. All of a sudden, you’re being so darned nice to him all of a sudden.

Toaster:
Oh, that. I was just thinking, and I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.

Lampy:
Wow, that’s weird.

Toaster:
What’s weird about it?

Lampy:
I don’t know. I mean, you are never this nice to me before, and all of a sudden now you’re nice to him all the time, and I don’t know. I’m, uh, I’m just trying to understand, trying to figure out, what it all means.

Toaster:
Well, it’s kind of hard to describe. It’s like being next to a new loaf of bread. [pauses] Hmm. It’s, um, let’s see... it’s like a warm, toasty feeling inside. Well, like a glow that just--

Lampy:
[happily] A glow?

Toaster:
Yeah!

Lampy:
I think I know what you’re talking about! It’s like the feeling I get when I think about the Master.

Toaster:
Yeah, that’s it.

Lampy:
I remembered my first time light bulb burned out. And I thought... That's it! It's over, I'm burned out! 86 to the showers! But then the Master put in a brand new bulb. And I just glowed.

Toaster:
Well, that's all his do it.

Lampy:
That's very interesting.

The Brave Little Toaster  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The very next morning, bird chirping]

Toaster:
BLANKY?!? Blanky, where ARE you?! [slowly] BLAAAAANKYYYYY?!?

Lampy:
[weakly] Come on, Blanky! Speak UP for Pete's sake! [coughs and zaps]

Toaster:
No, no, just relax. You've done enough. We'll look for him.

Lampy:
I am feeling a little burned out.

Radio:
Listen to this.

Lowell Winchell, Jr.:
The lamp was awarded a Purple Heart today for being wounded in the line of duty. Lamps across the nation were switched off for a moment of silence in respect for his act of bravery.

Blanky:
Help!

Toaster:
Hey, listen.

The Brave Little Toaster  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the appliance's make it to Rob's apartment]

Lampy:
A113. This is it!

Toaster:
Go ahead.

[Lampy knocks the door and the appliances freeze; nothing happens]

Blanky:
He's not home.

Toaster:
We'll have to wait.

Radio:
So, let's wait inside! Relax!

Lampy:
But it's locked.

Radio:
Luckily, my war-training included inter-appliance codes. I'll simply run into this inter-appliance knock, and we'll be welcomed by the native machinery. Stand aside, my meager companion! [He begins to knock the door; then, he rapidly taps the heads of Toaster, Lampy and Blanky. The door opens and Plugsy comes out] Hiya, pal.

Plugsy:
[gasps; then dashes back inside and the door slams] It's them. [He and the other modern appliances whisper inaudibly. Them, the door opens again and he comes back out calmly] How do yous do? Tarry not upon our doorstop. Please, feel free to enter. All of yous.

The Brave Little Toaster  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lampy:
Boy, he sure has grown!

Radio:
Look at him! What a heart-breaker!

Toaster:
He graduated, too!

Kirby:
Of course. He knows how to work hard.

Blanky:
He's all big now. I hope he still needs us.

T.V.:
Still needs you?! That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!

Radio:
Why, if it isn't Ol' Rabbit Ears!

T.V.:
Why, if it isn't Ol' Loudmouth!

Blanky:
Hi, T.V.!

Lampy:
How are you doing?

T.V.:
Oh, I've got a few more seasons left.

Toaster:
The cottage just wasn't the same after they took you away.

Kirby:
Yeah, it wasn't as noisy.

T.V.:
Well, I see you haven't changed.

Radio:
Kind of gives you a sense of security. Doesn't it?

Blanky:
Where's the Master?

T.V.:
Didn't anybody tell you? Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he gets back. He just left a little while ago to drive up to the co-- [Plugsy sneaks up behind him and changes his channel to Spanish news network. Radio and Lampy find Plugsy]

Lampy:
Hey!

Radio:
What's the idea?

Plugsy:
Oh, many pardons. Was you watching that channel?

The Brave Little Toaster  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Toaster:
[whispering] K-K-Kirby, what should we do?!

Kirby:
I-I-I don't know.

Lampy:
Hey. I got an idea.

[Elmo St. Peters continues to try doing the operation, Toaster closes the curtains. Elmo looks up, Blanky and Kirby make spooky sounds. As soon as Elmo sees his reflection on Toaster, Kirby laughs like a ghost, Elmo screams, runs around and runs into the pole, which knocks him out.]

Lampy:
See? It worked! I told you it would work! I told ya, I told ya, I told ya, I knew, I knew, I knew! It worked!

Megaphone:
JAILBREAK!!! JAILBREAK!!! JAILBREAK!!!

[Megaphone imitates a siren as Refrigerator pounds the door down; then, Quadruped goes in Monster Truck. He almost starts him up, but he puts his seatbelt on first; then, he ignites Monster Truck and drives away quickly, while the broken appliances run away back to their owners and Toaster and his gang rescue Radio and went off into the city with him and a baby carriage. Elmo St. Peters wakes up and notices the shack being torn apart]

Elmo St. Peters:
Whoa... Uh... [confused] Wha?

Zeke:
Did I catch you at a bad time? Just wondering if you got my radio tubes.

The Brave Little Toaster  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Singers:
[TV commercial jingle] Central Services: We do the work, you do the pleasure.

TV commercial pitchman:
Hi, there. I want to talk to you about ducts. Do your ducts seem old fashioned, out of date? Central Services' new duct designs are now available in hundreds of different colors to suit your individual tastes.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Interviewer:
What do you believe is behind this recent increase in terrorist bombings?

Mr. Helpmann:
Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seems to have forgotten certain good old-fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game, they'd get a lot more out of life.

Interviewer:
Nevertheless, Mr. Helpmann, there are those who maintain that the Ministry of Information has become too large and unwieldy...And the cost of it all, Deputy Minister? Seven percent of the gross national product.

Mr. Helpmann:
I understand this concern on behalf of the tax payers. People want value for money. That's why we always insist on the principle of Information Retrieval charges. It's absolutely right and fair that those found guilty should pay for their periods of detention and for the Information Retrieval Procedures used in their interrogation.

Interviewer:
Do you believe that the government is winning the battle against terrorists?

Mr. Helpmann:
Oh, yes. Our morale is much higher than theirs. We're fielding all their strokes, running a lot of them out, and pretty consistently knocking them for six. I'd say they're nearly out of the game.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Helpmann:
Why should decent law-abiding citizens have to subsidize criminals?

Interviewer:
But Mr. Helpmann, the bombing campaign is now in its thirteenth year.

Mr. Helpmann:
Beginner's luck.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam Lowry:
Remember me to Alison and the twins.

Jack Lint:
Triplets.

Sam Lowry:
Triplets? God, how time flies.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam Lowry:
Excuse me, Dawson, can you put me through to Mr. Helpmann's office?

Dawson:
I'm afraid I can't sir. You have to go through the proper channels.

Sam Lowry:
And you can't tell me what the proper channels are, because that's classified information?

Dawson:
I'm glad to see the Ministry's continuing its tradition of recruiting the brightest and best, sir.

Sam Lowry:
Thank you, Dawson.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam Lowry:
It's not the machine. There's a mismatch on the personnel code numbers... Tuttle should have had £31.06, debited against his account, not Buttle!

Kurtzman:
[horrified] Oh my God, a mistake!

Sam Lowry:
Well at least it's not ours.

Kurtzman:
[eagerly] Isn't it? Whose is it?

Sam Lowry:
Information Retrieval.

Kurtzman:
[smiling] Oh, good!

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam Lowry:
I don't want dessert. I don't want a promotion. I don't want anything.

Mrs. Lowry:
Of course you want something. You must have hopes, wishes, dreams.

Sam Lowry:
No, nothing. Not even dreams!

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam Lowry:
Better still, send it to Buttle, after all it's his cheque.

Kurtzmann:
I've tried that. Look at this/ [shows Sam a file] You see? The population census has got him down as dormanted. The Central Collective Storehouse computer has got him down as deleted...

Sam Lowry:
Hang on. [goes to computer terminal and begins typing]

Kurtzman:
...Information Retrieval has got him down as inoperative. And there's another one - Security has got him down as excised. Administration's got him down as completed...

Sam Lowry:
He's dead.

Kurtzman:
L... [pause] Dead? Well, that's awful!

[Kurtzman sits down and looks at refund cheque]

Kurtzman:
[desperately] We'll never get rid of the damn thing now! What are we going to do Sam?

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam Lowry:
It's a refund, actually. There was a mistake.

Mrs. Buttle:
Mistake?

Sam Lowry:
Yes, they don't usually make mistakes, but, uh, well, I suppose we're all human...Actually, you know, my coming here is rather unorthodox, bringing you this check as any payments are normally made through central computer, but, uhm, well, as there were certain difficulties, we thought, well, rather than cause delay, uh, we'd let you have it now - you know, it being Christmas and all.

Mrs. Buttle:
My husband's dead, isn't he?

Sam Lowry:
Uhm, I do assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. But if you do have any complaints you wish to make, I'd be, well, only too happy to send you the appropriate forms.

Mrs. Buttle:
What have you done with his body?...

Sam Lowry:
Uhmm, I don't know anything about that, Mrs. Buttle. I'm really just delivering the check. So if, uhm, look, if you wouldn't mind just signing these two receipts, I'd be only too happy to, uh, to leave you in peace...

Mrs. Buttle:
He hadn't done anything. He was good! What have you done with his body?

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harvey Lime:
[bragging] Computers are my forte.

Sam Lowry:
Let me see. [He grabs the page] Gillian Layton. Coloring white. Hair blonde. Eyes blue. Height, five-foot, four. Distinguishing marks, scar on left...Is this all you got?

Harvey Lime:
Best to take things slowly where some women are concerned.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam Lowry:
I only know you got the wrong man.

Jack Lint:
Information Transit got to wrong man. I got the right man. The 'wrong man' was delivered to me as the 'right man.' I accepted him on good faith as the 'right man.' Was I wrong?

Sam Lowry:
You killed Buttle?

Jack Lint:
Sam, there are very rigid parameters laid down to prevent such things happening. It wasn't my fault that Buttle's heart condition didn't appear on Tuttle's file... We're going to have to bring Mr. Tuttle in, aren't we? And interrogate him at the same voltage as Mr. Buttle - and juggle the books in electrical banking.

Sam Lowry:
What has Tuttle done?

Jack Lint:
We suspect him of, uh, free lance subversion. Then all I need to wrap up the case is the Layton woman.

Sam Lowry:
What has she done?

Jack Lint:
Oh, she witnessed the Tuttle, uhm, the Buttle arrest and essentially is going around making wild allegations, obviously trying to exploit the situation. She's working for someone and I don't think it's us.

Sam Lowry:
[softly to himself] A terrorist?

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Santa Claus:
What would you like for Christmas?

Little girl:
[on his lap] My own credit card.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jill Layton:
Get out of my cab.

Sam Lowry:
What? Just drive!

Jill Layton:
You touched me, nobody touches me.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam Lowry:
Anyway, if I want you to trust me, it's only fair that I should trust you, right?

Jill Layton:
Doesn't it bother you the sort of things you do at Information Retrieval?

Sam Lowry:
What? I suppose you'd rather have terrorists?

Jill Layton:
How many terrorists have you met, Sam? Actual terrorists?

Sam Lowry:
Actual terrorists?

Jill Layton:
Yeah.

Sam Lowry:
Well, it's only my first day.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jill Layton:
What do you think? Is it me? Well?

Sam Lowry:
You don't exist anymore. I've killed you. [(Shows picture of Jill Layton's file with the words "DELETE" on it] Jill Layton is dead.

Jill Layton:
[smiles] Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm?

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Helpmann:
He's got away from us, Jack.

Jack Lint:
'Fraid you're right, Mr. Helpmann. He's gone.

Brazil  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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