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Sam Lowry: Anyway, if I want you to trust me, it's only fair that I should trust you, right? Jill Layton: Doesn't it bother you the sort of things you do at Information Retrieval? Sam Lowry: What? I suppose you'd rather have terrorists? Jill Layton: How many terrorists have you met, Sam? Actual terrorists? Sam Lowry: Actual terrorists? Jill Layton: Yeah. Sam Lowry: Well, it's only my first day. – Brazil Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jill Layton: What do you think? Is it me? Well? Sam Lowry: You don't exist anymore. I've killed you. [(Shows picture of Jill Layton's file with the words "DELETE" on it] Jill Layton is dead. Jill Layton: [smiles] Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm? – Brazil Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Helpmann: He's got away from us, Jack. Jack Lint: 'Fraid you're right, Mr. Helpmann. He's gone. – Brazil Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Holly: How do I look? Paul: Very good. I must say, I'm amazed. – Breakfast at Tiffany's Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Doc Golightly: I love you, Lula Mae. Holly Golightly: I know you do, and that's just the trouble. It's the mistake you always made, Doc, trying to love a wild thing. You were always lugging home wild things. Once it was a hawk with a broken wing . . . and another time it was a full-grown wildcat with a broken leg. Remember? Doc: Lula Mae there's something . . . Holly: You musn't give your heart to a wild thing. The more you do, the stronger they get, until they're strong enough to run into the woods or fly into a tree. And then to a higher tree and then to the sky. – Breakfast at Tiffany's Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Holly: Do you think she's talented? [Paul turns toward her] Deeply and importantly talented? Paul: No. Amusingly and superficially talented, yes, but . . . deeply and importantly, no. The stripper continues taking off her clothes until she has nothing left on except her bra, which she then removes. Holly raises her sunglasses. Holly: Gracious! Do you think she's handsomely paid? Paul: Hm? Oh! Indeed. Holly: Well let me tell you something, mister. If I had her money, I'd be richer than she is! Paul: How do you figure that? Holly: Because I keep the candy store. Paul: Hm? Holly: Oh, Sally Tomato. That's my candy store. I'll always keep Sally. And that's why I'd be richer than she is! [She laughs.] Paul: We'd better get a little more air. – Breakfast at Tiffany's Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: Actually, it was purchased concurrent with . . . well, actually, it came inside of . . . well, a box of Cracker Jack. Salesman: I see. Do they still really have prizes in Cracker Jack boxes? Paul: Oh, yes. Salesman: That's nice to know. It gives one a feeling of solidarity, almost of continuity, with the past, that sort of thing. – Breakfast at Tiffany's Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: I love you. Holly: So what. Paul: So what? So plenty! I love you, you belong to me! Holly: [tearfully] No. People don't belong to people. Paul: Of course they do! Holly: I'll never let anybody put me in a cage. Paul: I don't want to put you in a cage, I want to love you! Holly: It's the same thing! – Breakfast at Tiffany's Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time. Claire: [raises hand] Excuse me, sir? I think there's been a mistake. I know it's detention, but, um... I don't think I belong in here. Vernon: [checks his watch] It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about why you're here: To ponder the error of your ways. [Bender spits and catches saliva, and Claire gasps in disgust] [points at Claire] And you may not talk. [to Brian] You will not move from these seats. And you... [points at John] ...will not sleep. All right, people, we're gonna try something a little different today. We are going to write an essay... of no less than a thousand words... describing to me who you think you are. John: Is this a test? Vernon: And when I say "Essay", I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear, Mr. Bender? John: Crystal. Vernon: Good. Maybe you'll learn a little something about yourself. Maybe you'll even decide whether or not you care to return. Brian: [raises hand, stands] Uh, you know, I can answer that right now, sir. You know, that'd be "no." "No" for me, 'cause— Vernon: Sit down, Johnson. Brian: Thank you, sir. Vernon: My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised. Any questions? John: Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull, young man or you'll get the horns. John: [about Vernon] That man... is a brownie hound. [33 seconds later, after he and the other students see and hear Allison biting her fingernails. And he gives her a reminder.] If you keep eating you hand, you're not gonna be hungry for lunch. [Allison bites another fingernail, and spits it out.] I've seen you before, you know. – The Breakfast Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: What do you say we close that door? We can't have any kind of party with Vernon checking us out every few seconds. Brian: Well, you know the door's supposed to stay open. John: So what? Andrew: So why don't you just shut up? There's four other people in here, you know. John: God, you can count. See, I knew you had to be smart to be a...a wrestler. Andrew: Who the hell are you to judge anybody, anyway? Claire: Really. Andrew: You know, Bender, you don't even count. I mean if you disappeared forever it wouldn't make any difference. You may as well not even exist at this school. John: Well, I'll just run right out and join the wrestling team. [Claire and Andrew chuckle] Maybe the prep club, too. Student council. Andrew: Nah. They wouldn't take you. John: I'm hurt. Claire: You know why guys like you knock everything? John: Oh, this should be stunning. Claire: It's 'cause you're afraid. John: Oh, God. You richies are so smart; that's exactly why I'm not heavy in activities. Claire: You're a big coward. Brian: I'm in the math club. Claire: See, you're afraid that they won't take you. You don't belong, so you just have to dump all over it. John: Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes, now would it? Claire: Well you wouldn't know; you don't even know any of us. John: Well, I don't know any lepers, either, but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their fucking clubs. Andrew: Uh, let's watch the mouth, huh? Brian: Um, uh, this is a Club, too. John: Excuse me a sec. [to Brian] What are you babbling about? Brian: Well, what I said was that I'm in a Math Club, uh, the Latin Club, and the Physics Club-- Physics Club. John: Hey, Cherry. Do you belong to the Physics Club? Claire: That's an academic club. John: So? Claire: So, academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs. John: Ah, but to dorks like him, they are. [to Brian] What do you guys do in your club? Brian: In physics, well, we, we, uh, we talk about physics. Uh, properties of physics. John: So it's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right? Brian: I guess you could consider it a social situation. – The Breakfast Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Claire: What's your name? John: What's yours? Claire: Claire. John: Claire? Claire: Claire. It's a family name. John: No, it's a fat girl's name. Claire: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you. John: You're welcome. Claire: I'm not fat. John: Well, not at present, but I could see you really pushing maximum density. You see, I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat, so when you look at them you can sort of see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh... [imitates vomiting, and Claire gives him the "Fuck you!" middle finger] Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. Claire: I'm not that pristine. John: Are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let's end the suspense. Is it gonna be a...white weddin'? Claire: Why don't you just shut up? John: Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? Have you ever been felt up...over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off, hoping to God your parents don't walk in? Claire: Do you want me to puke? John: Over the panties...no bra...blouse unbuttoned, Calvin's in a ball on the front seat past 11:00 on a school night? Andrew: Leave her alone. [walks to Bender] I said, "Leave her alone". John: You gonna make me? Andrew: Yeah. John: [stands in front of Andrew] You and how many of your friends? Andrew: Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, pal. John: [gets pinned to the floor] I don't want to get into this with you, man. Andrew: [gets off of John] Why not? John: [stands up] Because I'd kill you. It's real simple: I'd kill you, and your fucking parents would sue me, and it'd be a big mess, and I don't care enough about you to bother. Andrew: Chickenshit. [John pulls out his switchblade, and slams it on Allison's table.] Let's end this right now. You don't talk to her, [Allison takes John's switchblade] you don't look at her, and you don't even think about her! You understand me? John: I'm trying to help her. – The Breakfast Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vernon: I expected a little more from a varsity letterman. You're not fooling anybody, Bender. The next screw that falls out is gonna be you. John: [under his breath] Eat my shorts. Vernon: [angrily] What was that? John: [emphatically and louder] EAT...MY...SHORTS. Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday, Mister. John: [scoffs; sarcastically] I'm "crushed". Vernon: You just bought one more, right there. John: Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar. Vernon: Good! Because it's gonna be filled. We'll keep goin'. You want another one? Say the word, just say the word. Instead of goin' to prison, you'll come here. Are you through? John: No. Vernon: I'm doin' society a favor. John: So? Vernon: That's another one right now. I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?! John: Yes. Vernon: You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one, pal! Claire: Cut it out! [mouths] Stop! Vernon: You through? John: Not even close, bud! Vernon: Good. You got one more right there. John: You really think I give a shit? Vernon: Another. [John stares angrily] You through? John: How many is that? Brian: That's seven including one when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon here whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet. Vernon: Now it's 8. [to Brian] You stay out of it. Brian: Excuse me, sir, it's 7. Vernon: Shut up, peewee. [Brian obediently remains silent, and Vernon gives John the horns] You're mine, Bender. For two months, I gotcha. I gotcha. John: [sarcastically] What can I say? I'm "thrilled". Vernon: Oh, I'm sure that's exactly what you want these people to believe. You know somethin', Bender? You oughta spend a little more time trying to do something with yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. You might be better off. Alright, that's it! I'm going to be right outside those doors. The next time I have to come in here, [John mouths what Vernon says] I'm crackin' skulls. [He leaves the library as Allison watches; he opens the door, gives the horns to John again, then closes the door] John: [angrily] FUCK YOU!!! Vernon: [sighs and goes to his office] John: [annoyed; whispers] Fuck. – The Breakfast Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: Carl? How does one become a janitor? Carl: You wanna be a janitor? John: No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor. Because, you see, Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts. Carl: Oh, really? You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant? Serf? Peon? Well, maybe so. But following a broom around after shitheads like you for the last eight years, I've learned a couple of things. I look through your letters. I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations: you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. [pause] By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast. – The Breakfast Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: [crawling on the ceiling] A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm...and a two-foot salami under the other. [chuckles] She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says-- [ceiling breaks and he falls through] OHHH, SHI-I-I-IT! Vernon: [hearing the crash] Jesus Christ Almighty! [John walks down the stairs and sees Andrew and Claire angrily stunned] John: [to students] Forgot my pencil. [almost goes back to his desk] Vernon: Goddamn it! [enters the library, and John hides under Claire's desk] What in God's name is goin' on in here? What was that ruckus? Andrew: Uh, what ruckus? Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. Brian: Could you describe the ruckus, sir? Vernon: Watch your tongue, young man, watch it. [John bangs his hand under Claire's desk, and Andrew bangs "Shave and a Haircut"] What is this? [Andrew imitates a zipper sound] What is that? What-What is that-- What is that noise? Andrew: What noise? [John sees Claire's panties] Claire: Really, sir, there wasn't any noise. [moans and crushes John's hand, and makes an exaggerated sneeze and coughing sound, and the other students cough] That noise? Was that the noise that you're talking about? Vernon: No, it wasn't. That was not the noise I was talking about. Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will. [Allison laughs] You make book on that, Missy. [to Claire] And you! I will not be made a fool of. [Vernon walks back to his office with a toilet seat liner hanging out of his pants.] – The Breakfast Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Allison: Have you ever done it with a normal person? Claire: Didn't we already cover this? John: You never answered the question. Claire: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers. Allison: It's kind of a double edged sword, isn't it? Claire: A what? Allison: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have, you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do, you wish you didn't, right? Claire: Wrong. Allison: Or are you a tease? Andrew: She's a tease. Claire: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it. Andrew: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases. John: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot. Claire: I don't do anything. Allison: That's why you're a tease. Claire: Okay, let me ask you a few questions. Allison: I already told you everything. Claire: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect? Allison: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me. Claire: It's not the only difference I hope. John: Face it, you're a tease. Claire: I'm not a tease. John: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect. Claire: No, I never said that; she twisted my words around. John: What do you use it for then? Claire: I don't use it period. John: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological? Claire: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth. John: Well, if you'd just answer the question. Brian: Why don't you just answer the question? Andrew: Be honest. John: No big deal. Brian: Yeah answer it. Andrew: Answer the question, Claire. John: Talk to us. Everyone: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it. John: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question. Claire: No, I Never did it! Allison: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac, I'm a compulsive liar. – The Breakfast Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mike: [after discovering that the college kids beat Cyril up] They want a fight, we'll give 'em a fight. Cyril: We rednecks are few... college paleface students are many. I counsel peace. – Breaking Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Monica: We are supposed to be talking! Steve: [screaming] We are talking! Monica: No, we are not talking. Steve: Ok, we'll talk, talk! … talk! talk! Monica: Aaaah! – Breaking Up Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Monica: You really make me sick. Steve: Oh, thank you very much! Monica: If I eat, I wanna throw up. If I don't, I get a headache. If I sleep, I have nightmares. If I don't sleep, I get depressed. I can't move. I am stuck on a chair, just going over every word, and it just makes me even sicker. Monica: This is your idea of a conversation? – Breaking Up Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Steve: I'm going crazy… Monica: See, that's different! I thought it was your everyday garden-variety existential crisis. But crazy is different. – Breaking Up Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Steve: I used to wake up ... I'd fall asleep and then I'd be wide awake and I just had to get out of here. Monica: Why? Steve: Not coz it was bad, ok? Coz being here with you, everything else was far away, just gone ... me and my life and everything I do and what I am. I was losing that here. I'd wake up and think "it's gone, I'm gone." I got to get back and see if it's still there. Coz here ... I don't know who I am here. – Breaking Up Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Steve: ... It changes everything. Monica: It's supposed to change everything, Steve. [pause] Steve: Love, right? ... But suppose it doesn't last? I got to hang on to what I have besides this ... – Breaking Up Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Monica: You think you have free will. You make decisions, you make things happen. According to Marx, this is just behavior, superficial behavior. Underneath this behavior, there are patterns determining our destiny. And, here's the killer ... we have no control over them. No matter what we do, it makes no difference to the path of history. Steve: Want to try and take a house in the beach this summer? Monica: Can we afford it? – Breaking Up Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Monica: 20th century man, doubt. Steve: What are you talking about now? Monica: You me, everybody ... this is why we aren't sure of anything. this is why we feel cut off, drifting. this is why we can't make a commitment .... nothing means anything to us. You see what I mean? Steve: You are saying you don't want to get married? Monica: No, I am saying what I am saying. – Breaking Up Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Monica: I used to do that all the time, you know? I used to ask people stuff like if they were happy or stuff like that. I don't do it any more because it's stupid and none of my business. Steve: [nods in agreement]. [pause] Monica: Are you happy? – Breaking Up Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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