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[The Cinimenium, a massive multiplex theatre, is quickly constructed over Bugs Bunny's hole. Bugs hears explosions from the film "The Battle for Brooklyn" and burrows into the auditorium where the film is being shown.]

Movie Actor:
It's matter if it's dangerous, huh? I was born in Brooklyn, I dropped out of school in Brooklyn, and now I'm gonna be ready to die for Brooklyn.

Movie actress:
Benny, I love you.

[Bugs munched on his carrot]

Elmer Fudd:
Ssshhhh.

[Elmer points his flashlight at Bugs]

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what's up, doc?

Elmer Fudd:
Excuse me, but you have to be qwiet ow - Hey, I didn't see you come in. If you haven't got a ticket, I must ask you to weave.

Bugs Bunny:
Ask me to leave? What about you? Where's your ticket, Mac.

Elmer Fudd:
Me? Uh, I don't a ticket.

Bugs Bunny:
No ticket?

Elmer Fudd:
It must be hewe somepwace.

Bugs Bunny:
[quickly disguises himself as an officer] No ticket, eh? Well you've got one now. You know how fast were coming down to that aisle?

Elmer Fudd:
No, officew.

Bugs Bunny:
REAL fast. And weaving. And you've got one headlight. Why there might've been kids playing in the aisle. You're in some big trouble, that's all I know.

Elmer Fudd:
Oh, Mw. officew, siw, pwease give bweak. You see, I was just - Hey, you'we dat scwewy wabbit dat snuck in hewe!

[Bugs runs out, pursued by Elmer]

Daffy Duck:
[outside the back of the theater] Seven bucks for a movie! The price for an evening of puerile entertainment is preposterous! I could better spend an evening in the library, which is why I always carry this. [reveals a library card, which he uses to open the back door and sneak in. However, he collides with Bugs and Elmer.]

Elmer Fudd:
Sneak into my deater will you, you wascally wabbit!?

Daffy Duck:
"Wabbit?" Pardon, mon frere, but this is the rabbit you seek. I'm no rabbit.

Bugs Bunny:
Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?

Daffy Duck:
Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my- Oh no, nuh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now.

Bugs Bunny:
But not above sneaking into movie theaters.

Daffy Duck:
Yeah, but not above sneak- Are you going to stand around jabbering all day? Catch this guy!

[Both begin chasing Bugs]

Daffy Duck:
Attaboy, Robespierre! Capture the scoundrel! Let justice prevail!

[They run into another auditorium, but all three accidentally step on chewing gum and get stuck. They begin gum-dancing, whereupon Bugs escapes. Daffy discovers this, but Elmer doesn't notice and continues dancing.]

Daffy Duck:
[slaps Elmer] Knock it off, Baryshnikov. He's getting away.

[Bugs is disguised as a snack bar attendant]

Elmer Fudd:
Say, have you seen a wabbit wun by hewe?

Bugs Bunny:
No I haven't, Mac, but what can I get ya?

Elmer Fudd:
Weww, I am kinda hungwy...

[Daffy face-palms]

Elmer Fudd:
How 'bout a wawge popcown.

[Bugs gives Elmer a box of popcorn bigger than Elmer]

Elmer Fudd:
And a medium soft dwink.

[Bugs gives Elmer a medium soda, still larger than Elmer]

Bugs Bunny:
Would you like genuine, artificial, imitation, butter-flavor on your popcorn?

Daffy Duck:
Look, my little gluttonous friend does anything here appear to be out of the ordinary?

Elmer Fudd:
They'we aww out of gum dwops?

Daffy Duck:
Let me make it easy you, Sherlock. [pulls Bugs' ears through his hat] THIS IS THE RABBIT!

Elmer Fudd:
Hey, you'we wight.

[Bugs runs away]

Daffy Duck:
After him!

[Daffy and Elmer chase after Bugs, but Bugs spills butter all over the floor and Daffy and Elmer are slipping on the butter]

Bugs Bunny:
Two seats down front.

[Daffy and Elmer have been sent flying into a movie]

Daffy Duck:
Hey! We're in pictures!

[they watch as a Jason Voorhees look-alike appears and revs his chainsaw; they scream in panic and struggle to leave the movie]

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd:
[simultaneously]  Let me out of here!  Wet me out of hewe!

Daffy Duck Wah-ha-ha-ha!

Elmer Fudd:
Wet us out of hewe!

Bugs Bunny:
[watching from the audience] It takes a miracle to get into pictures, and now these two jokers wanna get out.

– Box-Office Bunny  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bugs Bunny:
And That's All, Folks.

– Box-Office Bunny  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy Van Pelt:
Aren't the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton. I could just lie here all day and watch them drift by. If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud's formations. What do you think you see, Linus?

Linus Van Pelt:
Well, those clouds up there look to me look like the map of the British Honduras on the Caribbean. [points up] That cloud up there looks a little like the profile of Thomas Eakins, the famous painter and sculptor. And that group of clouds over there... [points] ...gives me the impression of the Stoning of Stephen. I can see the Apostle Paul standing there to one side.

Lucy Van Pelt:
Uh huh. That's very good. What do you see in the clouds, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown:
Well... I was going to say I saw a duckie and a horsie, but I changed my mind.

– A Boy Named Charlie Brown  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy Van Pelt:
[Walks into Linus's bedroom and raises the shade] Wake up Linus. It's time to go to school.

Linus Van Pelt:
Again?

Lucy Van Pelt:
What do you mean 'again'?

Linus Van Pelt:
[Snuggles back into bed] I went yesterday.

Lucy Van Pelt:
Mom's already made your lunch.

Linus Van Pelt:
[Sits up in bed, sighs] Guess I might as well go to school. I can't waste a good lunch.

– A Boy Named Charlie Brown  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie Brown:
The word is "beagle"?

[The rest of the gang are at home watching the spelling bee on TV]

Violet:
Oh boy! That's an easy one. That's his dog! He'll get that one easy.

Patty:
Charlie Brown's at the threshold of being a champion speller!

Charlie Brown:
Beagle.

[Snoopy points to himself while jumping up and down]

Charlie Brown:
Beagle.

Linus Van Pelt and Snoopy:
Yay! Yay! Yay!

Charlie Brown:
B-E-A-G-E-L. Beagle.

[Everyone, including Linus and Charlie Brown screams in disbelief]

Lucy Van Pelt:
[Turns the TV off] Owning 10% of Charlie Brown is like owning 10% of nothing! [Turns the TV on] Charlie Brown, you...you make me mad! [Turns the TV off]

– A Boy Named Charlie Brown  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Charlie Brown:
I've never gone through anything like that in my life. I never knew I could be so stupid. I never knew I had so many faults. I never felt so completely miserable.

Lucy Van Pelt:
Wait until you get my bill.

– A Boy Named Charlie Brown  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Violet:
[noticing that Charlie Brown will volunteer for a spelling bee] You gone for the spelling bee?! [laughs]

Lucy:
Charlie Brown, you'll just make a fool of yourself!

Patty:
Besides that, you're Bound to be a complete failure!

[the girls sing "Failure Face"]

– A Boy Named Charlie Brown  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linus Van Pelt:
Life is difficult, isn't it, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown:
Yes, it is. But I've developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time.

– A Boy Named Charlie Brown  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linus Van Pelt:
You know, Charlie Brown, they say we learn more from losing than from winning.

Charlie Brown:
Then that must make me the smartest person in the world.

– A Boy Named Charlie Brown  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linus Van Pelt:
Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown:
What's that?

Linus Van Pelt:
The world didn't come to an end.

– A Boy Named Charlie Brown  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bo:
There's a lot of people out there.

Roy:
It's you and me up here, watchin' 'em.

Bo:
You still thinkin' about the Marines? I don't know. I was just wonderin' if you still got that stuff inside ya.

Roy:
No. Why? Scared?

Bo:
No. I just feel bad about that girl. I don't- I did not want to hurt her.

Roy:
She didn't know what hit her. We gave her two seconds of pain. Girls like that one have given us eighteen years of pain. Don't expect me to feel sorry for her.

Bo:
But you have got to stop, Roy.

Roy:
(scoffs) What are you talking about? I wasn't alone.

Bo:
Well, I don't want to sound like a fag or nothing, but you are my best friend. I think that if you don't get control of this shit, they're gonna lock us up.

Roy:
They lock us up Monday, pal.

– The Boys Next Door  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddie Fuller:
There's our baseball field... last year one of our players was drafted by the St. Louis Browns.

Whitey Marsh:
Well, I like the Yankees.

Freddie Fuller:
You would!

– Boys Town  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tony Ponessa:
If you're a Catholic or a Protestant, you can go right on being one.

Whitey Marsh:
Well, I'm nothin'.

Tony Ponessa:
Then, you can go right on being nothin', and nobody cares.

– Boys Town  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dan Farrow:
[panicky, about to die in the electric chair] How much time have I got, Father?

Father Flanagan:
Eternity begins in forty-five minutes, Dan.

Dan Farrow:
What happens then?

Father Flanagan:
Oh, a bad minute or two.

Dan Farrow:
And after that?

Father Flanagan:
Well, Dan, that's a question that scientists and philosophers have been asking for a million years.

– Boys Town  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Doughboy:
I heard you like Mr. GQ Smooth now. You working over at the Fox Hills Mall?

Tre Styles:
I get a discount on clothes, and shit. You like?

Doughboy:
Nigga, you look like you selling rocks!

Chris:
Yo, Tre' you be slinging that shit?

Tre Styles:
No, I don't sell that shit!

Doughboy:
You couldn't anyway! Pops will kick yo' ass! You know I'm out the pen. I'm gon' keep my ass out this time.

Tre Styles:
That's what we're here to celebrate, right? Damn, brother how did you get so big?

Doughboy:
Pumping iron, and eating. Ain't nothing else to do in the motherfucking pen. Three hots, and a cot, know what I'm saying? I was also reading, and writing my girl.

Monster:
You read?

Doughboy:
Yeah nigga, I ain't no criminal! I can read, bitch!

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Doughboy:
Yeah, I heard you been gettin' that dope-head pussy. See, me, I probably get more pussy than you get air with yo' wannabe macdaddy ass.

Dooky:
You don't know what I be getting. I don't be fucking no dopeheads. I let them suck my dick. Shit, they got AIDS and shit.

Monster:
Stupid motherfucker, don't you know you can catch that shit from letting them suck on your dick?

Doughboy:
Thank you.

Dooky:
See. I ain't sick. I ain't all skinny and shit.

Chris:
Nigga, what you mean you ain't skinny. Motherfucker so skinny he can hula hoop through a Cheerio. Nigga, you ain't got to be skinny. You can die from that shit years from now.

Dooky:
Y'all just trying to scare me. For real, you can die from letting them suck on your dick?

Doughboy:
Mark.

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Old Man:
Ain't nobody from outside bringing down the property value. It's these folk, shootin' each other and sellin' that crack rock and shit.

Furious Styles:
Well, how you think the crack rock gets into the country? We don't own any planes. We don't own no ships. We are not the people who are flyin' and floatin' that shit in here. Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?

The Old Man:
Why?

Furious Styles:
I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ferris:
Fuck you looking at, nigga?

Ricky:
I'm still trying to find out, Nigga!

Doughboy:
What? We got a problem here? [shows gun] We got a problem?

[Ferris and gang take a step back]

Knucklehead #2:
Put the gun away, nigga.

Female Club Member:
Can we have one night where there ain't no fightin'; nobody gets shot?

Doughboy:
Shut up, bitch!

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tre Styles:
I didn't do nothing.

Officer Coffey:
You think you tough? [pulls gun on Tre] Scared now, ain't you? I like that. That's why I took this job. I hate little motherfuckers like you. Little niggers, you ain't shit! I could blow your head off with this Smith & Wesson and you couldn't do shit. Think you tough? What set you from? Look like one of them Crenshaw mafia motherfuckers.

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chris:
I tell y'all where y'all need to go, where they got more women than anywhere. Fine ones, too.

Monster:
Crenshaw, Sunday nights?

Chris:
Nope.

Doughboy:
Street racers on Florence?

Chris:
Nah, nigga. Y'all way off. I give y'all a hint: everybody's been there.

Monster:
Where?

Doughboy:
Where, nigga? Spit it out.

Chris:
The church.

Doughboy:
Aw, shit. Nigga, please. Ain't nobody going to church to catch no bitches. I should roll your ass up off this porch with that stupid shit.

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Furious Styles (to Tre):
What'd you use?

Tre Styles:
I used the number she gave me... Why you sweating me? I didn't have to use nothing. She said she was on the pill.

Furious Styles:
How many times do I have I told you, if a girl says she's on the pill, you use somethin anyway. Pill ain't goin' to keep your dick from falling off. I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way, but you gon' learn. Oh yeah, you gon' learn. Pick up that hair.

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

10-Year-Old Tre:
Don't y'all know that this is a dead body?

Ric Rock:
Yeah, motherfucker, we know that shit. He ain't bothering you, so don't fuck with him.

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

10-year-Old Tre:
Who's dat?

10-Year-Old Doughboy:
Dat's my lady, homie. Her name is Brandi.

10-Year-Old Ricky:
Man, she ain't your woman. She my woman.

10-Year-Old-Doughboy:
How can she be yo' woman when she my lady?

10-Year-Old Ricky:
She my wife.

10-Year-Old Doughboy:
She may be your wife, but I stick my ding-a-ling in her every night, so that makes her mine.

10-Year-Old Ricky:
Punk!

10-Year-Old Doughboy:
Faggot! Get off me wit yo' big 4x4 head!

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tre Styles (to Sheryl):
Keep your baby off the street. She gonna get hit one of these days.

Sheryl:
You got some blow? You got some rock? I'll suck your dick.

Tre Styles:
Just keep the baby off the streets! And change her diapers! They almost smell as bad as you.

– Boyz n the Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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