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[Patrick approaches SpongeBob in Jellyfish Fields with a net]

SpongeBob:
Patrick! What are you doing?

[Patrick looks at SpongeBob with tears in his eyes]

Patrick:
If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy! I even picked out this nice jar for you! [holds up mayonaise jar]

[Patrick approaches SpongeBob, but is distracted by Sandy standing nearby]

Patrick:
[to Sandy, voice is slow and exaggerated/drwn-out] Hhhheeeellllooooo...... Sssannnnddddyyyyy........ mmeeeee Ppaaaaattricckkk...doooooooo yoooouuuuu un-der...staaaaaaaaaaand?

[Patrick communicates musically with Sandy's pet bird]

SpongeBob:
Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.

Patrick:
No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.

[Patrick flies off the track and lands directly near his house. SpongeBob pulls himself together and sends Patrick back to his house. Patrick steps on a pebble]

Patrick:
Ow! [strains]

SpongeBob:
Oh, brother. [falls asleep as he is completely tired from having such an eventful night]

Patrick:
Oh!

[SpongeBob sleep-walks into the street]

Patrick:
Oh, he'll be fine. [jumps on his rock and goes to sleep. As Patrick closes his rock, crashing noises are heard as SpongeBob is getting run over by the boats, ending the episode]

[Patrick is angry and severely injured because of Man Ray]

SpongeBob:
Alright, goodness lesson number three. Uh, let's see...

Patrick:
[grabs the remote] I've got one. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?

Man Ray:
Um... 62?

Patrick:
Wrong! [pushes button]

[Patrick is dreaming he is in a large office room, silently fidgeting with objects on his desk. The phone beeps.]

Telephone Girl:
Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants on line 3!

Patrick:
Put him through. [answers the phone]

SpongeBob:
[through phone] Patrick! [cut back to reality. Patrick wakes up] Patrick! Patrick Star!

Patrick:
Oh, hey, buddy! You really need to clean up around here.

[Patrick is lassoed by Sandy and pulled backwards]

Patrick:
Noo! SpongeBoooob!

[SpongeBob keeps running and a nuclear explosion occurs behind him]

[Patrick sees a sign saying, "You are now leaving Bikini Bottom"]

Patrick:
SpongeBob?

SpongeBob:
Yeah, Patrick?

Patrick:
Where's "Leaving Bikini Bottom"?

SpongeBob:
Where did you see that?

Patrick:
We just passed the sign. "You are now in leaving Bikini Bottom."

SpongeBob:
[gasps] WHAT?!

Patrick:
What's wrong, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob:
[sees sign that says "Bikini Bottom: City Limits"] Patrick, I think we're on the wrong... [screams as bus goes down road] ...bus!

[Patrick showing SpongeBob his award]

SpongeBob:
[reading award caption] "For outstanding achievement in achievement" - 'SpongeBob SquarePants'?

Patrick:
"SpongeBob SquarePants"? That's a funny way to spell my name.

SpongeBob:
Uh, Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must have got it by mistake.

Patrick:
[sadly] But, it's shiny!

SpongeBob:
Yeah, but, you know what else is shiny?

Patrick:
Ice cream!

SpongeBob:
Exactly!

Patrick:
I can find it! Is it in here?

SpongeBob:
No, don't! That's my- [Patrick opens the door and an enormous pile of trophies tumble out] ...award closet.

Patrick:
[tearing up] I want an award!

SpongeBob:
[pops up with prized ribbons on his eyes] Aw, Patrick, don't cry.

[Patrick cries]

[Patrick showing SpongeBob his award]

SpongeBob:
[reading award caption] For outstanding achievement in achievement - SpongeBob SquarePants?

Patrick:
"SpongeBob SquarePants"? That's a funny way to spell my name.

SpongeBob:
Uh, Patrick, I think the award is for me. You must have got it by mistake.

Patrick:
[sadly] But, it's shiny! [starts to tear up]

SpongeBob:
Yeah, but, you know what else is shiny?

Patrick:
Ice cream!

SpongeBob:
Exactly!

Patrick:
I can find it! Is it in here?

SpongeBob:
No, don't! That's my… [Patrick opens door, causing all the trophies inside to collapse] ...award closet.

[Patrick's rock begins to open]

Squidward:
It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob. [Squidward is in a normal state] Hi, how are ya?

[SpongeBob is so scared and shocked at how Squidward looks that he screams himself back into his regular self]

Patrick:
SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape!

SpongeBob:
Wow, I guess Squidward's normal looks scared me back to my original form! [hugging Squidward] Thanks, buddy, you saved my life!

Normal Squidward:
Wonderful weather we're having, hm?

SpongeBob:
It sure is, buddy. It sure is. [he and Patrick laugh whilst the episode ends]

[Pearl and SpongeBob get kicked out of the gym where the prom is being held after they make a total mess of everything]

Teenage Fish:
Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?

[Pearl gives SpongeBob his new uniform, a bright pink body suit covered with bright purple flowers]

Pearl:
Oh, SpongeBob, you look so adorable! I could just eat you up!

SpongeBob:
Sorry, Pearl, this item's not on the menu!

[Pearl gives SpongeBob the new Kuddly Krab menu]

SpongeBob:
[reading the menu] "Salad and tea." But where are the Krabby Patties?

Pearl:
Oh silly, those aren't hip.

[Phone rings and Patrick answers it]

Male fish:
Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick:
No, this is Patrick.

[he hangs up and whistles; phone rings again]

Female fish:
Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick:
[annoyed] No. This is Patrick.

[he hangs up and continues whistling; phone rings again]

Another male fish:
Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick:
[furiously] NO!! THIS IS PATRICK!! [hangs up; sulks] I'm not a Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob:
Uh... Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.

Patrick:
Huh? [facepalms] Oh, fish paste!

[Plankton floats into Squidward's bed and possesses it like a puppet. The bed turns green and the box spring turns into Plankton's head. Plankton's eye appears about Squidward. Plankton shakes the bed and chuckles evilly as Squidward begins to wake up.]

Squidward:
[screams] Who's there? Ohh, is that you, SpongeBob? [gets up and gets drenched on by green ectoplasm]

[Squidward removes his blindfold and becomes freaked out by the ectoplasm. Suddenly, the box spring forms into a giant mouth and makes an evil laugh. Squidward becomes so scared that his skin turned white. He tries to escape, but Plankton pulled him under the covers. Squidward releases himself from the covers and hides in the drawers.]

The Flying Dutchman:
[writing down on his clipboard] Oooh. Monster mouth with a bucket of ghost goo—very good marks. [chuckles] Nice haunt, swabby!

Squidward:
[comes out of the drawer with his clarinet and pants heavily] Oh, what a terrible nightmare. Oh, thanks for being here, Clarry. You'll keep the monsters away. [inhales and blows horrible music out through his clarinet]

[Squidward's clarinet playing drives Plankton and the Flying Dutchman crazy. Plankton floats over to Squidward and grabs the clarinet.]'

Plankton:
Give me that!

Squidward:
Clarry!

[Squidward and Plankton get into a tug-o-war with the clarinet. Plankton turns into a ghostly SpongeBob and scares Squidward, whose eyes pop out and scream. Squidward runs out of the drawers and gets hit in the head when he crashed into the ceiling. Squidward falls down to the floor and is knocked out unconscious. Plankton throws the clarinet away and changes back.]

Plankton:
Hey, I picked something up! I can pick things up! [picks up a vase and drops it]

The Flying Dutchman:
Look at you. You skipped ahead to the last lesson! [pulls out a mallet]

Plankton:
It's okay. You don't have to— [gets hit by the mallet]

[Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's ear drum]

Plankton:
Let me see what I can tune in here. Hmm.

Mr. Krabs:
The secret of the Krabby Patty formula is-

Plankton:
Jackpot!

Spongebob:
Huh?

Mr, Krabs:
I said-

SpongeBob:
Could you speak a little louder, please?

Mr. Krabs:
The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-

SpongeBob:
What?

Mr. Krabs:
Hold on.

Plankton:
Here it comes!

Mr. Krabs:
[shouting into a megaphone] THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...! [The shouting causes Plankton's ears to pop]

Plankton:
OW! I hate my life!

[Plankton's taxi stops in front of the Chum Bucket as it's about to explode.]

Plankton:
[walking with doomsday device] I gotta be careful with you. [laughs] One wrong move and you'll blow the whole ocean sky-high. [laughs, notices Spot] Huh? [Spot barking happily]

Plankton:
Huh, the good times never last. [screams and runs away as the Chum Bucket and Spot crush him] Ouch! [Spot continues growing, catching the attention of others.]

Citizens:
Huh? [murmuring]

Plankton:
[escaping Spot] Karen! [SpongeBob, Karen, and Gary come out of spot] None of my sticky notes said to turn Spot into a behemoth!

Karen:
Well, this wouldn't have happened if [points to Plankton] you had trained him properly.

Plankton:
I'm a busy man. [waves finger at Karen] You should've been following my instructions.

Karen:
Excuse me? I am your computer wife, not your computer maid!

Spot:
[whimpering]

Karen:
[off-screen] I slave all day over a hot keyboard-- [An open shot of Earth is shown as Spot continues to grow larger.]

Plankton:
[off-screen] Oh, so everything is my fault! It's all ones and zeroes with you, honey. [being held by Karen] You probably made Spot bigger than me on purpose...

SpongeBob:
Ooh! [holds bone] Aha!

Plankton:
To make me feel small!

SpongeBob:
[calling] Spot?

Spot:
[notices bone] Ah!

Karen:
Your mouth is the biggest part of you-- [off-screen, Spot gets excited and licks his lips] Everything about you is small.

Plankton:
[off-screen, Spot tries to reach for the bone] My heart is big.

Karen:
My mother was right, I should not have settled.

SpongeBob:
Look!

Karen and Plankton:
[look at Spot, Karen's screen turns into a question mark] Huh? [Spot starts barking, pushing towards them]

Karen:
Spot! I think he's... dividing.

Plankton:
Aww, he doesn't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight. Come on, boy. Come to Papa. Come to Daddy.

Karen:
Come on, boy!

SpongeBob:
Come on.

Gary:
[meowing]

[Spot detatches from his body mass and falls down]

All:
Spot! [Spot lands on top of Plankton.]

Plankton:
[picks up Spot] Aww. [gets licked] Aww.

Karen:
[picking up Plankton and Spot] Oh, I can't stay mad at these [touches Plankton, screen turns into heart] cute little faces.

Plankton:
Well, I'm still a little mad. [Spot licks him, both laugh]

[Sandy finds SpongeBob's clothes hanging off of a bush]

Sandy:
SpongeBob's tie... and all his other little dressings? But... SpongeBob always folds his clothes before runnin' around... in the nude. Somethin' terrible must have happened to him! [wipes to the Krusty Krab.] Alright! Listen y’all! I’m rounding up a search party! SpongeBob’s gone missing!

[Squidward smiles]

Mr. Krabs:
Man the lifeboats!

[Sandy sees SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward being attacked by giant sea gulls]

Sandy:
[gasps] Holy guacamole! You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings! Hi-ya!

[She launches into karate mode and literally beats the stuffing out of the seagulls]

[scene cuts to Patrick running down the street to his rock]

Patrick:
Working at the Krusty Krab. Making Krabby Patties all day. Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab... uhh, that's a hard song to remember. [opens his rock and jumps in] Huh?

SpongeBob:
[sitting in the corner of Patrick's rock] Who do they think they are? I gave the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire me like that? Like trash? I don't think so!

Patrick:
SpongeBob? Is that you?

SpongeBob:
[turns around with an evil look on his face] I've been waiting for you, Patrick! [walks towards Patrick, growling]

Patrick:
SpongeBob, you're scaring me. [yells]

[SpongeBob laughs maniacally and closes in around Patrick]

[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Sandy walking toward their boat]

SpongeBob:
Sandy, I'm sorry I acted like a jerk back there. Thanks for saving me from... [swallows hard] buying a condo.

Sandy:
Aw, shucks, SpongeBob, that's what friends are for.

SpongeBob:
I still have one question, though. Does this mean I'm not King of Karate anymore?

Sandy:
You are in my book, SpongeBob. You are in my book. Now let me tell you about real estate. It's all about location... [boat drives off as another boat, carrying Squidward, arrives]

Squidward:
I'm here! The King of Clarinets has arrived! [Master Udon is waiting on top of the rocks again]

[Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket]

SpongeBob:
[bangs on the door] Plankton!

Plankton:
[opens the door and comes out] What?

SpongeBob:
Sandy's in trouble. I need help rescuing her.

Plankton:
[gets some dynamite with a timer on it] I'm kind of busy right now.

SpongeBob:
[about the bomb] Jeepers, it'll only take a minute.

Plankton:
Yeah, uh, I'd love to help, but I really got to go. [picks up the dynamite and carries it towards the Krusty Krab, and the dynamite blows up before Plankton gets to the Krusty Krab] Ouch.

[scene cuts to the laboratory of the Chum Bucket with Kelpshake on a plate where a sample of the drink goes through a tube, into chemistry bottles, and finally into Karen where she begins a D-N-A scan]

Plankton:
What's the secret ingredient, Karen?

Karen:
Well, it appears that the main ingredient is, Kelp Juice.

Plankton & Mr. Krabs:
Just kelp juice?

Mr. Krabs:
And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself!

Plankton:
You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.

Mr. Krabs:
[removes the glass container and takes kelp juice] No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.

Plankton:
Not if I can help it. [jumps at Mr. Krabs, but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall] Ow.

Mr. Krabs:
[cackling] Nice try. [about to take a sip]

Karen:
I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.

Mr. Krabs:
Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. [takes a sip then spits it out] What the...?! I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.

Plankton:
Really? Let me try that. [Plankton sips the drink and puckers his lips] Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.

Mr. Krabs:
Hmmm. [sips again and puckers his lips] Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. [takes another sip and laughs] This is amazing.

Plankton:
Well, don't be selfish. [sips and laughs] Oh yeah.

Karen:
Oh no.

Plankton:
[he sips in the rest of the drink until he sucks in the cup] Krabs, we're all out of juice!

Mr. Krabs:
Well, we gotta get more!

Karen:
You're making a big mistake.

Mr. Krabs:
Ah, phooey! You don't know what you're talking about. [he walks out with Plankton] ♪Kelpshake, Kelpshake. Oh, how I love a Kelpshake.♪

SpongeBob:
[runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur] What's happening to me?! [Mr. Krabs and Plankton gasp in shock when they see SpongeBob covered in green kelp and he's naked] They've shut down the Kelpshakes restaurants! [nearly crying as he runs off]

Plankton & Mr. Krabs:
Huh? [they both see workers sucking out all the liquid which is toxic waste in the Kelpshake restaurant that says "CLOSED FOREVER"]

Hazmat #1:
It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.

Hazmat #2:
I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this. [Mr. Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green kelp fur just like Plankton is, then Plankton screams]

Plankton:
Look at us!

Mr. Krabs:
Now what are we going to do?

Plankton:
I don't know about you... [Plankton takes out a mini helicopter propeller] but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe! [laughs]

Mr. Krabs:
Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!

Plankton:
[flies into Mr. Krabs office where the safe is. He tosses the propeller and laughs] Come to papa. [Mr. Krabs opens the door]

Mr. Krabs:
Hold it right there! You're not going anywhere... [opens the safe] without a ten second head start!

Plankton:
It's good to be home!

Mr. Krabs:
You said it.

Plankton:
[laughing while he runs off as Mr. Krabs begins to chase him while having fun] I love being hated!

Mr. Krabs:
Hey, get back here you little booger! [laughs]