[After Gary accidentally kills Satan's dog Cerberus with chocolate, Gary tries to find a new pet that looks exactly like it with a few extra changes]
Gary Bunda:
Hey, uh, Claude! Can you give me a second pair of eyes on this? Okay, do you buy this?
Claude:
Buy it as what?
Gary Bunda:
What does it look like to you, first impression?
Claude:
It looks like a pony and then two dead dog heads.
Gary Bunda:
I know it does. Okay, I get it. I feel like if you squint and, like, look at it, you'd think, like "Oh, Cerberus is home."
Claude:
Yeah, because, uh, Satan squints now. He's just squinting and looking out of the corner of his eye, right?
Gary Bunda:
Do you have a spell, like, some kind of wizdry to turn it from a horse into a dog?
Claude:
Um... [blows air] No. That's a dumbass question.
Gary Bunda:
Man, do you understand how much sh*t I'm in? Do you understand? Do you see the situation?
Claude:
Can I just -- You killed Cerberus, though. Because that -- Those are the real heads.
