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Lance the Software Demon:
You want to see those women? There's a maintenance door halfway up.

Eddie:
Guys, I can see the door from here!

Russ the Software Demon:
Those hills have thousands of lasers trained on your junk!

Lance the Software Demon:
There's one. One! And I have a workaround.

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Lance the Software Demon:
Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Claude:
Tell them what you told me.

Lance the Software Demon:
Russ doesn't know what he's talking about. He's riddled with malware.

Russ the Software Demon:
La-Lance, this does not concern you at all.

Lance the Software Demon:
Did he tell you to rub yourself in peanut butter? I bet he did. That creature loves peanut butter.

Russ the Software Demon:
You're just jealous, Lance. Once he spits Gary over the ridge --

Lance the Software Demon:
Gary will be dead within the hour.

[cuts to the next scene where Gary tries to tell Lance that the Seth monster does not have a nut allergy while being eaten inside of Seth's mouth]

Gary Bunda:
He's not allergic to the nuts! Tell Russ he's not allergic to the nuts.

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Russ the Software Demon:
Eddie, did you hack into the mainframe to disable the penis lasers?

Eddie:
I thought I was doing the rope.

Russ the Software Demon:
Well, then who is going to hack into the mainframe, Eddie?

Eddie:
YOU'RE A COMPUTER! YOU DO IT!

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Russ the Software Demon:
Dizzay, point that puppy up high so the creature will spit Gary at the proper angle.

Dizzay:
Look, he's not even -- He's not even paying attention to it.

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Gary Bunda:
Why can't Dizzay be spit over the ridge?

Dizzay:
Sorry, Gary, I'm doing the laser pointer.

Eddie:
And I'm doing the rope!

Benji:
And, uh, William and I are helping Dizzay with the laser pointer.

Russ the Software Demon:
We all have a role here, Gary. Did you even listen to my presentation?

Gary Bunda:
You know what? I'm not doing it. How about them apples you stupid jerk?

Gary Bunda:
Hey, quit playing with the rope.

[slides to the next scene where it shows Seth the Monster is slurping the rope by eating Gary]

Russ the Software Demon:
Eddie, I said don't let the monster get the rope!

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Gary Bunda:
So I cover myself in peanut butter and the women -- They smell the peanut butter, and then they come running?

Russ the Software Demon:
No, no. See that stupid monster over there? That's Seth.

Gary Bunda:
Okay.

Russ the Software Demon:
And Seth has a nut allergy. When Seth swallows you, the nuts hit his system, and he'll spit you over that ridge.

Gary Bunda:
He's gonna spit me over the ridge in chunks!

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Boss Hoss:
Heartshe siblings, I asked you to rack your noodles to come up some long-term strategums to see it to that our Holler remains feared, revered, and supremacy.

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Hurlan:
Can't get that dang ol' nut meat.

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Russ the Software Demon:
Sounds like you guys found slut circle.

Gary Bunda:
I can't believe -- I didn't think that there was women in hell.

Russ the Software Demon:
Satan keeps all the nymphos and adulterers and fornicators over there. They crave the "D," but they can never have it. That's their eternal torment.

Gary Bunda:
Guys, we got to get over there!

All:
Yeah!

Claude:
You're idiots if you think Satan's gonna let us over there.

Russ the Software Demon:
You said it, four eyes. [shows an animation of why the demons couldn't get over there] It's a sheer rock wall 10,00 feet up, guarded by a battery of penar-equipped lasers.

Russ the Software Demon:
Penar is radar but for penises. Anyway, they shoot dick and ask questions later.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, he shot that penis right off the top of his balls.

Russ the Software Demon:
It's game over, dudes. Game over! U-Unless you were to--

Gary Bunda:
What?

Dizzay:
What?

Russ the Software Demon:
Nah. No, you guys don't have the stones.

Benji:
Come one!

Dizzay:
Man, tell us something!

Gary Bunda:
I got a whole bag of stones, buddy.

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[Eddie sees a secret hole in the tunnel that's filled with sexy girls taking a shower]

Eddie:
Guys! They got showers in here! [laughs]

Dizzay:
Move, move, move, move, move, let me take a look. Showers? Fool, there's naked ladies up in there! I see a butt! Oh, my god, it's a woman's butt!

Eddie:
This is my hole!

Benji:
Excuse me gentlemen, I need to put my d*ck in that hole.

Gary Bunda:
Boys, boys, there's no butts in there. Alright, there's just a rock in there that looks like a butt. And I know that rock because that rock is my wife.

Eddie:
Take a look for yourself.

Gary Bunda:
Watch out, Dizzay, let me look at this myself.

[Gary sees the naked girls taking a shower]

Gary Bunda:
Get the shovels.

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Gary Bunda:
Why is there even a chicken hell?

Claude:
Satan agreed to take all the chickens to pad his soul tally.

Gary Bunda:
So you mean to say that every chicken finger I ever ate's down here?

Claude:
Yep.

Gary Bunda:
And every chicken nugget?

Claude:
Yes.

Gary Bunda:
And every chicken patty?

Claude:
Yes.

Gary Bunda:
And every chicken pot pie?

Claude:
Yes!

Gary Bunda:
Every chicken got hit by a train?

Claude:
YES!

Dizzay:
[to Gary] Pick up a damn shovel.

Gary Bunda:
What I'm really afraid of is that chickens are gonna all remember who eat them, and then there's gonna be a bunch of chicken revenge like in that movie "Oldboy".

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[The BYLE Group gets sent down to hell playing the Velvet Lurker that trigger Satan for eternity]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, Satan! You busy? I don't mean to interrupt! The Giant Spider Monkey -- It came down, and it bit off Rudy's fingers, so he's trying to play the guitar with the nubs, but you can hear it in his solo!

Gary Bunda:
These guys are tired! Frankly, we all need a break from hearing the song!

[Satan pulls his earplugs out for what Gary just said]

Satan:
I'm sorry. What?

Gary Bunda:
I think that BYLE should take a break!

Satan:
Keep it going. One more.

Gary Bunda:
Alright! [to the BYLE Group] We're doing it again. [to Satan] Oh, Dean is just a skeleton now. Is that alright? We'll make his bones -- [to the BYLE Group] Make his bones rattle at the microphone!

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Satan:
I got two dozen black roses, and you, uh -- You hand these to the hot talent out there, and you say, "Byle requests your presence backstage."

Satan:
And I think I speak for the guys when I say I like them skinny with big breasts, alright?

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[Dean sees Satan showing up]

Dean:
Lurker alert.

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[Gary shows Blaze a different chair that looks like a long glassed cylinder]

Blaze:
Bro, how is this even a chair?

Gary Bunda:
You see, it's clear, right? This is so you can sit and relax, and from the seats, it looks like you're standing.

Blaze:
Alright. See, now, my feet aren't even gonna touch the ground.

Gary Bunda:
Let your natural gravity coast you forward.

Blaze:
No. Oh, now it's got my scrotum.

Gary Bunda:
Good.

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[Claude plays Satan's song backwards on a Mp3 player]

Satan's Song:
[distorted voice] Satan is pussy...

Dean:
Satan is a pussy? [laughs]

The Byle Group:
[laughter]

Satan:
You think that's what it said?

Gary Bunda:
It kind of does sound like you were calling yourself a pussy.

Satan:
[to Claude] Re-cue it. Re-cue it.

Claude:
Well, then I have to render it again to do that.

Satan:
Okay. This is what it said. It says, uh, "Satan is proceeding with diabolical plan."

[Claude plays the song again]

Satan's Song:
Satan is pussy...

Claude:
It sounds like --

Satan:
Proceeding! It's a diabolical -- [to Claude] Why does my -- Why is my voice so low in there? That's the problem.

Claude:
Because you were distorting the mike. The P's weren't popping, S's were --

Satan:
No, I understand. Okay. Okay, Claude. But maybe now's the time to turn it up.

Claude:
I have to side with Gary here. It's like --

Gary Bunda:
And I have bad ears, and you know that because I grew up next to the airport.

Satan:
[to Claude] Can I just -- Have it for one second?

Claude:
Yeah, sure, it's still rendering.

[Satan plays his song on what he hears on his point of view]

Satan's Song:
Satan is pussy...

Gary Bunda:
Satan is a pussy.

Satan:
F*** it!

[Satan smashed the computer rapidly]

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Dean:
How do you play an Mp3 backwards?

Claude:
Well, you have to have people download a piece of software that renders the file so then you can play the song.

Dean:
I'm not interested.

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Dean:
Look at this poster. Velvet is f***ing huge in it.

Chase:
Yeah, and his hair's covering my face, man.

Gary Bunda:
Who is Velvet?

Chase:
The Velvet Lurker. Who do you think?

Gary Bunda:
The Velvet Lurker?

Dean:
We had several nicknames for him. Style-Cramper...Cock-Blocker...Lord of Dorkness.

Dean:
Everytime you'd turn around, he'd be doing that dorky dance.

Blaze:
Hey, you remember we used to always put that fog machine in his face?

Dean:
I told him Rudy lost his favorite pick in the toilet, and then he went right in for it.

Chase:
And somehow he came out of there with a pick.

Dean:
We had to fake our breakup. It's the only way we could get him to leave.

Gary Bunda:
You guys need to start whispering about this stuff. He hears everything. He could be a bee in a room. He could be me. I could be him.

Chase:
What's he gonna do?

Gary Bunda:
He's gonna rip your brains out through your faces! He did it to me. Twice! On my birthday as a present.

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Gary Bunda:
And Dean, could I get a smidgen of your time? Uh, take a look at this. What's wrong with this microphone stand? One scarf. Is that gonna cut the mustard?

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Gary Bunda:
And Blaze, you cannot sit.

Blaze:
They let me sit on the cruise.

Rudy:
If he sits, can I sit?

Gary Bunda:
No. No. No. The only person who gets to sit is the drummer.

Chase:
I can't sit. I got a bad back, man.

Gary Bunda:
Also, Satan specifically said only ripped jeans. Looking at you, Rudy. Pristine jeans. Slash them with a razor.

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Gary Bunda:
First of all, Chase, this drum setup is sparse. We need like 90 more drums on this with water on them so when you bop them and you bip them, water comes out, and it's like Blue Man Group. Everyone likes Blue Man Group.

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[Satan meets the Byle band group]

Satan:
Good to see you guys.

Dean:
Our management said this was some sort of corporate gig.

Satan:
Uh, here's the deal, fellas. Millennials are pussies. They're not going to hell in large enough numbers. So, Byle is gonna change all that.

Satan:
You guys are gonna headline that thing -- That -- That us festival. What -- What is it, Claude?

Claude:
Bonnaroo? South By?

Satan:
[to the Byle band group] You're gonna headline Bonnaroo South By, final night. It's happening!

Dean:
That's two different festivals, numb nuts.

[Satan gets triggered]

Satan:
Claude, you lied to me.

[Satan beats Claude several times]

Claude:
You're right. He's right. He wants you to headline both of those festivals.

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[Satan sets cocaine for the Byle group]

Satan:
We're gonna lay this double-wide rail here for Dean. And Chase and Blaze are gonna want to blow these skinnies up each other's asses, so, uh...

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Satan:
We're gonna get BYLE back together.

Claude:
Um, Byle's still together. They're doing cruises now. See?

Satan:
The Byle Barge? Told me they broke up.

Claude:
When I died, rap was sort of big. We take one of these BYLE songs and we sample it. Then we have some rappers rap over it.

Satan:
No, no, no, no.

Claude:
[rapping] Imp in The Furnace. We gotta earn this. Look at my hair. You know you got to perm this. Hey, everybody.

Claude:
I'll work on the lyrics. I was a DJ, not a lyricist. But we -- It's an option.

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