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Cerberus #2: [to Gary] You chewed us. You hornswoggled us. Cerberus #1: [to Gary] I can't believe I let you lick my butthole with that lyin' tongue of yours! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Cerberus #3: Where's Dad? Where did he go? Cerberus #2: Wherever is Dad? Cerberus #1: He's gone, and he told you to tie us to the gate again, didn't he? DIDN'T HE?! Gary Bunda: I'm not gonna do that to you, buddy, okay? [cuts to the next scene where Gary literally ties Cerberus to the gate] Gary Bunda: Let me just tie you to this gate over here. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Claude: [to Gary] You got some dog sht on your teeth. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: Come on! Go! Go get it! Cerberus #2: Ah, ah, you didn't throw a ball. Satan: I did not. But it's over there! Cerberus #1: I'm getting the ball. Cerberus #3: I want that ball. Cerberus #2: There isn't a ball! Satan: Find it. I could do this all day long. [laughs] Satan: Tie him to the gate when he comes back. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Cerberus #1: We couldn't find the ball, Dad. I guess that shifty heeb over there sold it. Yeah, right out from underneath our noses. Check his pockets. What are you scheming, himey? Satan: Sorry, Claude. This one's a little anti-semetic. Claude: I was scheming, but it has nothing to do with my rich, proud heritage. Gary Bunda: Key word -- Rich. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Claude: [talks about Cerberus] I'll take care of him, Satan. Gary Bunda: A dog is a big responsibility, Claude. Claude: I'll just feed him some broken glass. Gary Bunda: [pauses] ...What is your problem? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: You know, I wanted a dog, but I don't think I like dogs. I'm more of a cat person, I think. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: Who wants to play a game? Oh, go get it! Ooh! Go get it. Cerberus #2: Stop! I don't believe he threw a ball. Cerberus #1: I saw a ball, and we're getting the ball. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Cerberus #1: [to Satan] You left me shackled to that gate for 30 long years. No one ever comes to that gate. Cerberus #3: I come to the gate. I'm there every day. Cerberus #1: [to Cerberus #3] And I would've chewed through your throat if we didn't share the same circulatory system! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: [to Cerberus] He's so smart. Aren't you? Aren't you smart? Cerberus #1: Yes. Yes, yes, I'm smart. Cerberus #2: Yes, I'm smart. Cerberus #3: I'm smart, too, I bet. Satan: Aren't you smart?! Cerberus #1: Stop asking me rhetorical questions. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: [to Cerberus] You want to kiss Gary? You want to -- Give him a kiss. Gary Bunda: Give me it. Give me it. Cerberus #1: [to Gary] No, no, you've been licking my asshole. Your beard reeks. Cerberus #3: Give me a kiss. I'll kiss you. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Gary licks Cerberus's butt] Gary Bunda: What breed is he? Satan: Oh, he's mixed. He's half me and half some poor, unlucky labradoodle. Gary Bunda: That's disgusting. [Gary goes back to licking Cerberus's butt again] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Satan: [to Cerberus the 3-Headed Dog] Oh, you need a bath. Wow. Gary Bunda: Yeah, you can smell it. Satan: Smell that, right? Gary Bunda: It's like rancid. Satan: Go back there and lick his butthole. Gary Bunda: Alright. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Gary comes back to Hell's HQ after getting bruised up from the witches] Satan: How's your orgy? Gary Bunda: [muffled] It was pretty good. Satan: What happened to your tongue? Gary Bunda: Oh, it's sore. Satan: Oh. Oh! I know what that's about. Once you dive in, you are down there for hours, right? [chuckles] Satan: Hey, you up for next year? Gary Bunda: Hmm? Satan: Next year? The orgy? Thumbs up. Give me a thumbs up. Yeah. Let's go. Thumbs up. [Gary tries to use his middle finger as a thumb by actually giving him a thumbs up] Satan: Hey. Did you just flip me off? Gary Bunda: No. Satan: No, you sure? Gary Bunda: Oh, no. Unh-unh. No. Satan: Hey, you know what? Why don't you sweep up around here, huh? Thanks, buddy. [Gary then actually give him the middle finger afterwards when Satan walked away] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Witch Leader: You are going to provide every ingredient for every beauty spell in this book. And then, later tonight, we gonna fly our brooms up all of your asses. Witch Leader: We'll see if that doesn't bring your precious Satan. Gary Bunda: It won't. [cuts to the next scene where every demon crashing themselves while riding a broom stuck to their asses] Witch Leader: He's not coming, is he? Witch Woman: No. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[All the witches got tricked by Claude's fake facts on the Witchipedia site] Witch Leader: What the hell is going on here? You let one get away? Witch Woman #2: We did The Trial of The Judgening. Witch Leader: Well, it -- It's in the Witchipedia. This was added an hour ago by that demon. Witch Woman: So, we shouldn't "Take all demons named Gary, pull out his fingernails. Bababooey." – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Claude: I demand a Trial of The Judgening! Witch Woman: The Trial of The Judgening? What is that again? Claude: It's on my phone on, uh, Witchpedia, The Wiccan wiki, right there. It's faved. Witch Woman: "One demon can choose to compete in three challenges of his choosing. If he wins, all the demons get to go free." Claude: I know. Gary Bunda: Could you maybe have figured that out before they CUT MY BALLS OFF?! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Madison: I need to cut off your testicles. Gary Bunda: What was that? Witch Woman: Relax. We're not gonna eat it. We're just gonna grind it into a powder for a potion. Witch Woman #2: It'll make out hair look lustrous and shiny. Gary Bunda: Hey, you know what else does that? Conditioner does that. It's $3 at the pharmacy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Gary Bunda: Madison, I know you're hurt, but I just want to make it clear that I'm legit. Claude has a phone between his legs. You got to get it. Dizzay: Man, what the hell -- Claude: Why? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Witch Leader: Here is a spell of succubus seduction. Yeah, this should get Satan back. Not that I care. Witch Woman #2: But this requires the testicle of a minotaur. Witch Leader: A demon's testicle should work. Witch Woman #2: Could we maybe substitute a cherry tomato? Some of us are vegan. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Witch Leader: You know what I'm gonna do, Satan, honey? I am going to make these woods echo with the screams of your little demon friends! [crying] You jerk! [The Witch Leader sobs on her way back to the witch base] Gary, Claude, Dizzay, and Benji: Yikes! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Witch Leader: Okay, so where is he, huh? Claude: Um...Satan had an injury with his back and an important meeting. Witch Leader: [sighs] Oh, god! Oh, bullsht! Oh! I should have known! Witch Leader:* He was so distant last year -- On the phone the entire time I was tonguing his asshole. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Madison: I'm only into bad boys. Gary Bunda: I can be a bad boy! Watch this! You're a bitch! You bitch! I'll kill a dog for you! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Gary Bunda: No. No. Don't seize me. I am Satan. Isn't that right, Madison? Madison: He told me he took that form. Witch Leader: Dear, sweet, naive Madison. Why would anybody choose to look like that? Hmm? Gary Bunda: It's to lower people's expectations, and then you can surprise them. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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