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Jordy: Daddy's balls are bluer than Robert Redford's eyes. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jordy: What's going on here? Hurshe: Oh, just playing a game with the kids. Right, kids? Peck-Her: What is "game"? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: You got kids? Ew! Gross! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Just a sec! Just, uh, powdering my vaginas! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: The Lord broke the mold when he made your lady parts. Sheriff: There is mold everywhere! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Meemaw: Did you file the missing pecker report with the Sheriff? Hambrosia: My husband is the Sheriff. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Sheriff saws Hurshe trying to hang herself] Sheriff: [thinking] What a glorious creature. I never noticed how you move. Like the angel of a thousand gazelles...on ice...in a hand cream commercial...during a three hour documentary on love at first sight. I could watch you all day. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Remember when I told you I wasn't just marrying you 'cause I thought you were gonna inherit the whole town and then I could take that money? Hambrosia: Of course, those were you're wedding vows. Sheriff: Well...I'm afraid my words are coming back to bite off a little more of my ass than they can chew. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: Newspapers makes more sense when you read it upside down. It's topsy turvy world man. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Sheriff tells Hurshe that Hurlan let a Mexican in their town] Sheriff: He let a Mexican in the town! Hurshe: He let a Mexican in the town?! That's probably why my room stinks! Hurshe: You know, this Mexican's probably the one who stole your wallet! [Hurshe literally snatched the Sheriff's wallet without even noticing] Sheriff: MY WALLET'S, GONE TOO?! Hurshe: Oh, everything's gone to hell since that Mexican come to town. He's ruined my life! He's probably the one who stole my self-respect! Hurshe: Look at me! I'm disgusting! I used to be special. Now my hoohaw just makes beans. He did this! [sobbing] [Hurshe's butt spills out massive bean sounds inside of her clothes] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
My Mommy the Crow: A Mommy spends her whole life telling everyone what they want to hear, but no one asks the Mommy what she wants to hear. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: I appreciate you all taking a interest in my edubation. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: I'm pulling the plug on this butts party. Hurshe: You can't shut my place down! I got protection from the devil's greatest smokescreen -- Religious freedom. Hambrosia: What religion is you? Hurshe: We're Chawstafarians. Tobaccy's our sacred herb, and we baptize our sins in the divine saliva of our holy water. Hambrosia: I swear on the life of my precious tar-baby, I'll end this obamanation. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: Have you ever done tobacco? Hambrosia: Why did I sin?! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: How long have you been having these urges? Hurlan: About as long as I can remember. About five minutes. The Reverend: You're having certain feelings? Hurlan: Uh-huh. The Reverend: You're dancing around the topic! How long you been into dance? Hurlan: I'm confused. The Reverend: On a spray tan to calf implants, how confused are you? Hurlan: I just though I smelled meat. The Reverend: No! That is the stench of denial. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Hurlan sniffs a mysterious smell of meat while sleeping] Hurlan: [snoring] Oh, yeah, that smells good. [snoring] Let's wake him up. [snoring] Hit him in the head with your pecker and I'll take a picture. That'll be real funny. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: Tain't nothing fruitier than beef. That is why I have gone on a strict banana and big nut diet. The Reverend: How do you know that animal you're eating hasn't had homosensual thoughts? It happens to the best of us a thousand times a day. The Reverend: God put us here to repress every national urge - Hambrosia: Yes. Restraint... The Reverend: Now, God made Adam and Eve. He did not made Adam and Beef -- Hambrosia: OH, RESTRAINT! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: I have cut off my meat for the Lord! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
My Mommy the Crow: If God is everywhere, his mouth is on your dingus at all times. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: I called the order of the 658th weekly support group for women who are genitally useless. [cuts to the next scene where no women are in her group but herself] Hambrosia: That concludes the 658th -- – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[as Sheriff was about to kill Hambrosia] Hambrosia: Look at what you're terrible parenting has caused! Take care of it. Sheriff: I'll do what my daddy did when he caught me smoking. Sheriff: [to her tar-baby] He took me out to the woods, and he slit my throat. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: I finally realize disabled people are normal. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Preacher? [echoes] Anybody? [echoes] Society? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: The Gaybegone tribe lived in harmony with denying their nature. They knew that if gayness wasn't nipped in the bud, all of society would be wiped out forever. The Reverend: Now we need to lay you on these hot coals and focus your mind. [Hurlan lays into the hot coals] Hurlan: [sniffs] Is somebody barbecuing chump chops? The Reverend: Oh, uh, no! All meat is a gateway to the queerpocolypse and the homogeddon. Hurlan: Well, that's fascinating. [snoring] The Reverend: Now we must pray all the gayness away with the ancient tribal fauxhawk chant. The Reverend: Nohomo Nohomo No. Nohomo Nohomo No. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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