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Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. [throws the bone from his private area] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Xavier: You shattered my shakashuri. Bully: I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass. Xavier: Don't know. But I'd sure like to try. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover... What Doth Life? Clip: We don't got no freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. Xavier: I don't want no trouble, mister. Clip: Freak! If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: I feel them entering. It's so nice to finally have someone inside of me. [Hambrosia disintegrated] Hambrosia's Mirror: W-Where'd I go. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: What are y'all doin all up inside my Meemaw?! Doc: Nothin'. We found another world, where beauty and freedom reigns, and misery has no place. Hurlan: If I give y'all 8 bucks, could I go there? Doc: Yeah. The Reverend: Or we could make a whole lot of 8 bucks. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Wow! This must be heaven. [sees Meemaw] Here's my first virgin. All right. Get you out of pecker jail there. [sees The Reverend & Doc that came outside of Meemaw's vagina] Hurlan: Some virgin. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: You slip in while Meemaw was sleeping? The Reverend: I love it so much. I'm gonna move here for good. Got a lead on a place. [literally says "a place" card] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: Well, time for your thrice weekly pap smear. Meemaw: It really has to be this often? Doc: You got a lot of pap to smear. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: They need a plane of misery flown into the building of their happiness... I will have always loved you, Dirette. Guess I'm gonna have to settle for my 72 virgins in heaven. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Direne: I got a feeling your girlfriend's teste-chesting my hubby right now. Let's make out and get 'em jealous. Hurlan: Let me be sad. No one understands my pain. Direne: You can do whatever you want to my body. You can go around the world. Just, uh, stay out of Africa. There's a genocide going on there right now. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Direne: Too bad your fool wife's in the way. If only she could be gotten rid off. Jacket: Well, don't worry. [pulls out knife] I'll take care of our little problem. Direne: And put it in writing what I'd own? Jacket: I'll sign it in blood and slime on the dotted line. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Jacket pulls out his keys to distract Hurlan while talking to Dirette] Jacket: Would you do me the honor of meeting me at the base of hump mountain? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Direne: You ogle her any longer, her cans will explode. You are objectifying that poor piece of ass. Jacket: Sorry, hon. I just -- Direne: Looks like a real bitch to me. [to Dirette] He...married. So don't even think about it, hussy. I got to go drain my main inverted vein. [hisses] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Everybody, this my lady friend, Dirette. Direne: [to Jacket] Geez, Romeo, why don't you ever rape me with your eyes like that? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: I hope they make diapers for the heart 'cause mine's about to blow. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: There's something fishy about this guy. Let me do my job. [sniffs] Doc: Hey, he flies this plane into a building, the blood's on your hands. He's a Jihadi. Hurlan: I'm gonna miss my flight. Doc: You being belligerent, sir? Hurlan: Mnh. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Direne: I got one! I got one! A Jew. All: [laughter] Jacket: [laughs] 'Cause of the Jew. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: Hey, Stro, why don't you buy the lady a drink? [Hurlan blushed then randomly recorded the camera on Direne's breasts] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Direne: Local tip -- Money works backwards here, so the more you pay, the cheaper it is. Hurlan: Nobody this nice to me back home. I'm gonna save a bundle. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Oh, thank you, folks, for coming to see me off. I'm so excited to visit, uh... Boss Hoss: Uh, Truth...ton. Y'all have a good trip now. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: Heartshe, we have a problem. All: [screams] Boss Hoss: It's not that bad! All: [screaming stops] Boss Hoss: Hurlan wants to leave town. All: [short scream] Boss Hoss: That's about right. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: You got me by my immortalitestes, boy, and you are playing hardball. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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