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Assy McGee:
How is he?

Doctor:
Who?

Assy McGee:
Sanchez.

Doctor:
Oh, he's terrible.

Assy McGee:
Dying?

Doctor:
Totally. [laughs]

Assy McGee:
How long has he got?

Doctor:
4 or 5 minutes. Finally got him to shut up.

Assy McGee:
Wh--What do you mean?

Doctor:
Oh, he's going on and on about Mexicans. I was this close to putting a pillow over his face and killing him myself.

Doctor:
Mexicans falling from the sky, Mexicans this, Mexicans that. The guy is totally wasted. I wonder where I put my shoe.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Chief:
I got to ask you, Assy, why the baby?

Assy McGee:
I thought it would be funny to see a baby shoot an Archbishop.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Archbishop:
What are you going to do McGee, shoot an Archbishop? I don't think so.

Assy McGee:
No, but this baby will.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
The God I believe in doesn't sell cologne that doubles as a drug.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
Forgive me, Father, for you have sinned.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
I'm looking for the Archbishop. Tell me where he is, and all the babies get christened, I promise.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sanchez:
Assy, just don't do anything crazy.

Assy McGee:
Crazy's is my maiden name.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
Sanchez, did I smoke cologne?

Sanchez:
Yes, you did, Assy.

Assy McGee:
Ooh! That was good.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Chief:
McGee! That's Lamont Dakota, The flirty black man!

Assy McGee:
It was an inside job.

Chief:
Damn it, Assy, No. It was a self-portrait. That's why his fingerprints were on it.

Chief:
That paint chip that you thought was from the van-- IT WAS FROM THE F***ING PAINTING, YOU IDIOT!

Assy McGee:
Um, wait. [pause] ...The van killed the painting.

Chief:
Have another drink, McGee.

Assy McGee:
I intend to.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sanchez:
Here it is, Chief! You gotta see what he's done.

Chief:
Who?

Assy McGee:
Me.

Sanchez:
It's totally incredible! He took that fingerprint and reconstructed a full scale model of the portrait theif.

Chief:
McGee, the case was closed 3 days ago. Don't you check your e-mail?

Assy McGee:
E-mail's for nerds.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Chief:
[on phone] Yeah. Then drop your load in a dumper. Well, you can't get her pregnant if you--

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

DiLorenzo:
What's he doing in there?

Sanchez:
He's recreating the finger from the print.

DiLorenzo:
How come you're not in there with him?

Sanchez:
Assy works alone on molds.

DiLorenzo:
Whatever. Guy's still a douchebag, huh? [laughs]

Sanchez:
The kid's a diamond.

DiLorenzo:
Yeah, how about a diamond with rough edges, huh? [laughs]

Sanchez:
But isn't that the most valuable kind?

DiLorenzo:
I don't know.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
I got a lead.

Chief:
Lead? What lead?

Assy McGee:
One of my bullets snipped a paint chip off the perp's van. I gotta tumbleweed this over to forensics.

Chief:
When?

Assy McGee:
Soon as I'm done wasting my ears here.

Chief:
Well, what do you expect me to tell the Mayor?

Assy McGee:
Tell him we need more black cops.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Assy McGee:
$1,400, right here.

Sanchez:
$1,400? That's a lot of money!

Assy McGee:
Pride never goes on sale, Sanchez.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Space Drifter:
Don't worry dude, they can't see you. You're divisible.

Dr. Wang:
Excuse me, do you mean invisible? Ass.

Space Drifter:
Yeah, whatever.

– Minoriteam  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Doc, my Mommy's sick!

[My Mommy The Crow vomits on the Doc's face]

Doc:
I'll be the judge of that.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
I got my sights on some big cheese, and as soon as I clean it out of me, I'm gonna land me a hotter, richer, fish to fry up in my [sprays her perfume below in her vagina] fishin' hole.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Saul Malone:
Personally, I prefer the soulful sounds of doo-wop to that crackerjack pap.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bertrum:
Uh fellas, say, you heard the one about the evil mole man who distracts the two sentries? Good joke. It's long, but it has a good ending. You know, anecdote, really.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bertrum:
Don't mention it. Seriously... [deep tone] Don't mention it.

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Saul Malone:
We need a plan!

Johnny Tambourine:
I've got it! When I was a boy, I had a neighbor named Terry Trickles. Terry liked lily pads. He called them toad floats.

Saul Malone:
...

Johnny Tambourine:
[smiles]

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robot:
Now, slow down, son. I'm just an old man who checked the organ-donor box on his driver's license.

Robot:
I didn't know some government agency was going to harvest my brain and stick it in an iron widget. So just slow down, damn it.

Saul Malone:
Okay...

Robot:
Now that's too slow!

– Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Undercover Person:
It's tough to find good shoe leather.

Assy McGee:
Then you should try the striped belt.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sanchez:
I'm just saying that you look like you're tired.

Assy McGee:
I'm just saying you're fat.

– Assy McGee  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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