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Drinky Crow:
[drunk] Gabby was right. I just believe in things to make life seem worth living. 'Course they don't exist -- A half human, half fish? That's just stupid.

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant Vronchy:
[plays with UG's organs] What is mutilation without humiliation? Like pancakes without maple syrup!

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Captain's Daughter:
Oh, Gabby, I think my heart might be broken.

Uncle Gabby:
I know for a fact my spine is dragging on the deck.

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant Vronchy:
Step aside so I may mock her more.

Uncle Gabby:
Okay, I'm no hero, but I'm gonna have to say no to that.

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Captain's Daughter:
Lieutenant Vronchy, remember me? We danced together at the christmas ball.

Lieutenant Vronchy:
Off of me, you silly goose.

Captain's Daughter:
You said you loved me!

Lieutenant Vronchy:
Bah! You're nothing to me, you silly american girl. If you study the proper techniques of lovemaking, I consider letting you to be the mistress of my mistress. [laughs scornfully]

Captain's Daughter:
[sobs]

Captain Maak:
[to his daughter] Idiot.

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Drinky Crow:
That trip to the chinese grocery store didn't prove anything.

Uncle Gabby:
That was the best chinese grocery store in the world. Admit it, Drinky Crow, you believe in mermaids to make your life seem tolerable, but it's time to face facts.

Captain's Daughter:
If you believe in something, it must exist, Drinky Crow. Follow your heart.

Drinky Crow:
Thank you, Captain's Daughter. I will.

[Drinky Crow gets drunk and flies off]

Uncle Gabby:
Why'd you tell him that for? It's moronic.

Captain's Daughter:
To get him out of your cabin.

Uncle Gabby:
[realizes sexually] Oh.

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Cynthia:
I can't believe I yelled at you and you have cancer. I feel like a total bitch.

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[Drinky Crow and Uncle Gabby head to the Chop Chop Grocery]

Uncle Gabby:
Show us everything you've got that's part fish, part woman.

Asian Market Guy:
Well, there's ass fish. Leg fish.

Uncle Gabby:
Sure.

Asian Market Guy:
Bosoms fish.

Uncle Gabby:
Right.

Asian Market Guy:
Clam.

Uncle Gabby:
...

Asian Market Guy:
A nag-mouth crab.

Nag Mouth Crab:
Carol's boyfriend is a lawyer. Why aren't you lawyer?

Uncle Gabby:
No mermaid, then?

Asian Market Guy:
No.

Nag Mouth Crab:
Mermaid? What are you, stupid?

[cuts to the next where Captain Maak gets back to whipping Uncle Gabby]

Captain Maak:
IN A CHINESE GROCERY STORE WITHOUT PERMISSION, UNCLE GABBY?!

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Uncle Gabby:
Mermaids don't exist.

Drinky Crow:
Uncle Gabby, I saw her, and I wasn't blind-drunk. I was puking-drunk.

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[Cynthia's Husband drinks Uncle Gabby's blood from all the whipping that Captain Maak did]

Cynthia:
Drinking while I'm home with your kids? You better have a pretty good story, mister!

Cynthia's Husband:
I have cancer.

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Captain Maak:
Flirtin' with my daughter, Mr. Gabby?

Uncle Gabby:
I can explain.

Captain Maak:
Bosh. I was young once. I understand...

[cuts to the next scene where Captain Maak whips Uncle Gabby]

Captain Maak:
YOUR WEIRD, SICK, PERVERTED FANTASIES!

The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[Professor Wilx and Francis comes to Man/Woman's house]

Man/Woman:
Who the hello are you?

Professor Wilx:
Yes, hello, ma'am. I'm just going around town, getting opinions on my shirt. Please check on of the boxes -- Yes, no, undecided, and after you do that, I'm gonna need that box that you have. It's mine.

Man/Woman:
...

Professor Wilx:
You're staring at my shirt, aren't ya? Is it, uh...how's it...how's it, uh...does it highlight my eyes?

Professor Wilx:
And that -- You have our box by the way. We -- We need that box back.

Francis:
Is that cool, or...?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Industry Man:
Shyd power, activate! Form of Scary Spider!

[Industry Man turns into a scary snake monster]

Golden Joe:
Now look what you did! Somebody come save me and kill this damn monster, please! Look at this bullsh*t, man, somebody give me something to swat this, man.

Industry Man (as Scary Spider):
NOTHING KILLS ME! UNKILLABLE TO THE MAX!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[Kiki shows up with her jet ski and slammed down the Industry Man]

Golden Joe:
Yeah, boy, that's what I'm talkin' about! That's my girl, right there, Kiki! You know this!

Kiki:
Oh, my Joe! Nothing could ever keep us apart. You know we're gonna make that album. I'm so happy to see you, baby!

Golden Joe:
Let me put a little somethin' somethin' on you, girl, come here. Bring your big ugly chicken head.

Eye:
Ain't it beut-eye-ful?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Industry Man:
Mouse, remember this?

[shows a footage of how Mouse and Industry Man meet up]

Industry Man:
Your work is extraordinary. The box is online and operating perfectly. Your team, Aria, Rooster, Skillet, way to go. Give yourselves a hand.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yeah, but it's not done. If people go in there, they can't get out.

Industry Man:
Congratulations. That's the point.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
There are safe codes that haven't been installed yet. The Architect has them.

Industry Man:
The Architect can install tomatoes into potatoes. Compre-ende espanol?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm just saying that -- [gets hit by a dart]

Industry Man:
Ooh! Point darty sticky in the necky! You have no idea how much money this is going to make us.

[Aria appears where its revealed that Aria shoots Fitz with a dart]

Aria:
What about the Mouse?

Industry Man:
The box. Put him in the box. What do you mean?

Aria:
But there's now way out of it.

Industry Man:
Today! While we're young!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Skillet:
[angry squeals]

Industry Man:
Stop that. Stop that thing from making that noise.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Olof Mörck:
You set us up.

Aria:
I did nothing of the sort! It was your ship that brought us here.

Elize Ryd:
He made me do it! You're always yelling at me when I drive!

Olof Mörck:
'Cause you drive like a drunk driver who's been drinking!

Elize Ryd:
Because I can only drive when I drink!

Olof Mörck:
Then let's drink to that.

Elize Ryd:
Eh, you guys, I'll be right back. I'm just gonna find a bar.

[Elize and Olof leaves out of the fight]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Industry Man:
Mouse, it was you and me. Me and you, remember? We made a deal.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No, I don't. Aria said this was my idea, and you abused it.

Industry Man:
Wrong-a-rito, frien-dito! Our plan was big, and she broke out and tried to sabotage it. How do you think you ended up in her world?

Aria:
He's lying.

Industry Man:
She's lying!

Aria:
I saved you, remember?

Buzby:
If it's okay with everyone, I got to step out and pee, 'cause I can almost taste it. It's got to go so bad. I'm about to go in my bee pants. And these are not easy to come by, nor are they easy to launder.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Industry Man:
[on phone] [normal voice] That's off of 75, and there's a turn off from 5-75, too. So I -- Yeah. You're -- You're -- Yeah. Wow, that's -- That's interesting.

[sees all the major characters drop down by his office]

Industry Man:
[back to his game show voice] Whoa! Well, what a surprise! Do I have enough snacks for everyone?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Aria:
The storm got us through. Only the Architect could make that happen. We're here on purpose.

Kid:
That hole is there on purpose. We jump in there, and then we'll take out Shyd Industries.

Roostre:
And we end this whole abomination. And hell, I help started it.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Kid:
Is this everybody? Glad you all could make it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Who's this little guy?

Kid:
I'm the Kid. Cool?

Buzby:
Oh, yeah? I don't trust kids.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Roostre:
I hear ya, but look. He's got a lot of firepower, so don't F with him.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[Professor Wilx lifts weights in gym]

Francis:
Dude, you look so pumped and stuff. Is that your real hair? I mean, like, whoa. Are your workout pants airbrushed to your thighs or whatever?

Professor Wilx:
Huh?

Francis:
Are you like a fitness painter? Do you, like, paint gym clothes on people? 'Cause that would be pretty cool. Can you, like, paint me some new shorts? Man, you're so jacked. Like, we should, like, work out together sometime. Like, I could, like, I don't know, like, lift weights from you. Like, I don't know. I bet you have a lot to teach me. 'Cause you're so freaking ripped. You're like jacked and ripped. You're like jipped, or like racked. I don't know, like, man, like, you look great, like --

Professor Wilx:
What is your name?

Francis:
Uhh, Francis?

Professor Wilx:
Yes, it is. Your name is Francis.

Francis:
If you want to call me that, like, or you can call me whatever. I don't really care. It's chill.

Professor Wilx:
Alright, but hang on right there. I'm gonna do these reps again. Watch this.

[Professor Wilx gets back to weightlifting where Francis is on top of the weight bars that Wilx is doing with them right now]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[Industry Man has gone full demon mode]

Industry Man:
Yes! Reign! In blood! Bathe in the blood bitch master! [evil laughs]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Sirus:
De-magnetize desert quadrant.

[a happy magnet shows up and dances]

Sirus:
Yeah! [dances as well]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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