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Announcer:
Scented Guest. Your friend never smelled so good.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Roostre:
Is that old Wilx in that bucket?

Industry Man:
Great question! I don't know, Rooster. What do you think?

Roostre:
That dude created the structure for the box.

Industry Man:
Box rhymes with fox, doesn't it? And box almost rhymes with lost -- And that's exactly the problemo! [to the viewers] Don't switch that dial. We'll be back after these messages.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Industry Man:
Need a drink, young man? Oh, you are a drink.

[cuts to the next scene where Professor Wilx's blood is in a glass bucket]

Industry Man:
So liquidy. I'd wash my car with you if I owned cars...but I own outer space liners! OUTER SPACE LINERS!

Audience:
[applause]

Industry Man:
Thank you. They're much too big for your small liquids. Can you hear me, Wilx? You stupid puddle.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Industry Man:
KACHOW!

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[Shark and Square Guy sees one of the major characters got escaped from the glass chambers]

Rectangular Businessman:
Way to go. You brought us out here for nothing. Such a sad journey.

Shark:
I know there's something going on. And it won't be long.

Rectangular Businessman:
[sighs] Yawnfest 2000.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Hey. Okay, guys, look. There's a nuclear core about to melt down, and the switch is on the panel.

Golden Joe:
Man! No, man, no!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Is that little panel. Look over there. Look over there.

Golden Joe:
I'm allergic to radiation, man!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
See the switch?

Golden Joe:
Joe don't get down like that, man!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
One of you needs to go up there and to simply shut it off.

Golden Joe:
Just touch it once and you look like a damn burnt raisin. I ain't about to touch that sh*t, man.

Peanut Cop:
[exhales sharply] I'll do it. We've been through a lot together to have it end this way. You're all my friends. You're all I have in this world. When you're not around, I miss each and every one of you to the point of tears, and I'm not lying when I say that. I emote significantly. And if radiation kills me, in order to save you all...then let it be so.

Peanut Cop:
[laughs] Did you believe me?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We just need you to flip the switch.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, cool.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Golden Joe:
Yo, Mouse, what you doin' in that jailhouse? Who that shorty, man? Is she drainin' your bank account? Mamma done told me about them girly girls, man, especially the ones with them flashy threads. All that bedazzlin' and bling-blang they got goin' on. Probably got a little kick-it on the somethin'-somethin' on the side when you ain't eye-ballin' her. You know that's right.

Peanut Cop:
What he said. [laughs] I wasn't listening. [laughs]

Aria:
Seriously?

Peanut Cop:
Boy, what did he say? What'd you say? [laughs]

Aria:
Imbeciles.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[to Aria] Uh...you mean colleagues.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[Kiki rides a jet ski to find Golden Joe's friend]

Kiki:
Yeah, yo, yeah, yah! Taste that! Smell the fuel. bitches! Smokin' it up! Ready it up. Smokin' it up! Smokin' it up!

[Professor Wilx appears in another universe]

Kiki:
Hey, long ass, get out of my way before I burn a rubber road right through your gizzard!

Professor Wilx:
Where...am I?

Kiki:
I'll tell you where you are. You in the wrong longitude, bitch-kicker. What production you use in you hair? "Cause you got some crazy hair.

Professor Wilx:
[sees the jet ski she riding] That. I want that.

Kiki:
Okay, I hear you. I'll give it to ya like a cow layin' down ready to accept it. Here it comes!

[Kiki drives and splats through Professor Wilx]

[Industry Man arrives with New Guy]

Industry Man:
[to Wilx] Hey! Whoa! Looks like you could use a makeover! Get it? 'Cause you're over? [laughter] Or a wet vac.

Industry Man:
Oh, who am I kidding? I know. Let's get this mother in some buckets and see what's left, huh? Am I right? [chuckles] Work with me, people. I mean, right?

Industry Man:
Because...tick tock. Tick tock. [chuckles]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Professor Wilx:
I HAVE...THE WAAAAAAAAY OUT!

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[Roostre geets transported to see the Architect]

Sirus:
How did you escape the web?

Roostre:
I ate for dinner, man. Why?

Sirus:
Where's the mouse?

Roostre:
Yeah, uh...what mouse?

Sirus:
[groans] Look, I can put you back in there, but it's all dissolving and you'll never have your life back. The project is dying. I'm on your side. I'm trying to help.

Roostre:
Yeah. You're the Architect.

Sirus:
And you're Muff from Q-109, the prodigy engineer who knew how to reoscillate sound waves to make time stand still.

Roostre:
Well, yeah, that, man, and, uh, you know, I could fry up a mean turducken.

Sirus:
That and everything made this project successful. But I'm on a limited schedule, and I'm being watched every second.

[shows him the true villain]

Roostre:
Clock.

Sirus:
That's right. He stole the project, and it's now lost.

Roostre:
But without the core --

Sirus:
But without the core, it's over, and there will be no saving anyone.

Roostre:
How could I trust you?

Sirus:
You can't. But smart people are more important to me than dead smart people. Technology for frivolous reasons can kiss my ass.

Roostre:
Word. [chuckles] Do you even have an ass?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Peanut Cop sees they're in a different place]

Peanut Cop:
Look...at... [chuckles] that.

Aria:
Who...are they?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
My friends.

Peanut Cop:
No way, dude. Is that mouse-dude we used to know.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What the...?!

Peanut Cop:
How can this...be? [snickers]

Golden Joe:
I can't think, man.

Peanut Cop:
Hold on.

Golden Joe:
I can't think!

Peanut Cop:
Wait, dude.

Golden Joe:
I think I thought something I'm not supposed to think.

Peanut Cop:
Wait. Dude.

Golden Joe:
That's why we see a mouse right now.

Peanut Cop:
Oooh! My brain. [chuckles]

Golden Joe:
Your brain? Your brain, man? My brain! My brain hurts!

Peanut Cop:
Wait, what am I thinking about again? Oh. [falls down]

[Golden Joe also falls down]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Okay, then.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[while Fitz, Aria, and Eye are still stuck in a cage trap, Golden Joe and Peanut Cop came out of a portal when they was riding jet skis]

Peanut Cop:
Dude. [coughs] T-Tubular. [coughs]

Golden Joe:
Damn, skippy blue cheese! You peeled out on that jet ski like a boss!

Peanut Cop:
I was tube-osity tube-city. Country fried.

Golden Joe:
Gimme some skin, bruh!

Peanut Cop:
Take it up the place, wave. [slaps hand with Golden Joe] Butt-wave is what it is.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
How long have we been in here?

Aria:
There is no time here. The only time is the clock, and I've managed to disrupt his see force.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Uhh. Cool. Look. We're basically in a box, and that's what the project is, is this box. And the box has been misplaced. Wilx's knew this. And if he's on the run, the stability of this entire world and all the worlds connected to it are about to implode.

Aria:
Someone stole the project.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Someone did. And now the project is disconnected from the core.

Aria:
But...aren't you the core?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Mmm...mnh-mnh. It's all based on frequencies. I don't know anything about frequencies, but someone does. Someone with a knowledge of frequencies is the core.

[alarm blaring]

Aria:
It's the reactor. Wilx has overloaded it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
But does it make pizza?

Aria:
It'll make goo out all of us.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Damn. I was really hoping to have pizza.

Eye:
With pep-eye-ron-eye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So hungry.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Eye:
I scared. Trapped am eye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You're right. We're in a trap within a trap within a trap. All...trapped up. And it's all a maze. A maze within a maze. It's amazing.

Eye:
Mouse maze.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yeah. Mouse maze. And that's why I'm a mouse. I'm a mouse because... [echoing] T h e y...

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What about those robots? Can they shut it down?

[pans to the scene where the robots are dead]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Looks like a no.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Aria:
I assumed Wilx was a trusted colleague. I had no idea he had ulterior motives.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, he definitely has some cool laser thingies. And he's got some cool hair, too. God, that hair.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[while Golden Joe and Peanut Cop are still riding jet skis]

Golden Joe:
This is the sh*t, boy! Check this out! Man, watch me floss my sh*t! That's how we do it, bruh! That's how you do it!

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Professor Wilx placed a crystal trap to Fitz, Aria, and Eye]

Aria:
W-What are you doing? Why would you do this?

Professor Wilx:
Because I -- I just -- [funky music plays while he's dancing] I just want to get out and have some fun. Is that okay with you? Do I need to ask your permission? Mom?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You're not gonna make it. [get shocked by the trap]

Professor Wilx:
Lasers, dude. Diced mouse.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You won't make it,

Professor Wilx:
[scoffs] See if I don't.

Aria:
He's right. The Architect designed a revolving lock system. You'll never get out.

Professor Wilx:
Oh, I remember that. I-I helped him. I'm sure I -- I think I remember that.

Aria:
So even if you have the divisible, you have no idea the timing of the lock.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
He did?

Aria:
I hope so. I would have.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
She's totally right. You and your hair. Stuck here forever.

Professor Wilx:
Well, hey. Guess what. He who doesn't try, tries until he keeps trying until finally all the trying makes it frickin' work.

Professor Wilx:
Either that, or I'll force it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
When I get out of here, I'm gonna kill you.

Professor Wilx:
Oh, sure, yeah. I'm sure that'll hurt if you do that to me. So, uh, see y'all. [dances his way out of here]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Professor Wilx:
No one's getting out. Except me.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Professor Wilx dancing to the beat]

Professor Wilx:
[singing] 1, 2, 3, A, B, C, mama spell...cup.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I remember you.

Eye:
I'm so glad. Here. Drink these. For celebr-eye-tion.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We were in that other place, but, uh, where is it?

Aria:
It's still there. There are many of them. 222 to be exact.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, yeah. The project.

Aria:
Yes! Your concept. All of this was yours. Brought to fruition.

Eye:
In all it's glor-eye.

Eye:
And sometimes horr-eye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yeah. But why are we in it?

Aria:
Because we knew about it.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
This is, uh, it's basically out of control.

Eye:
Sh-eyed Industr-eyes.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Right. And that weird guy. Clicked his tongue all the time. Clickity clickity click click click click.

Eye:
Click, clock, click clock.

Aria:
There are doors to other places.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
But there's only one door out.

Aria:
Correct. And the door "out" should be within the integers that divide the number of total worlds.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
There are 222. So we just need to find, the, uh, let's see here, the um...

Aria:
Worlds one, two, three, six, 37, 74, 111, and 222.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Right. I took math, too. Plus two.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Industry Man:
Tell me, tell you.

Shadow Figure (as Industry Man):
...

Industry Man:
Oh, yeah? Says who?

Shadow Figure (as Industry Man):
...

Industry Man:
You don't have to tell me what time it is. Clock wants his Mouse back? Well, guess what. Mouse wants his Clock back.

Shadow Figure (as Industry Man):
...

Industry Man:
Two can play at that game with several people watching. It's that kind of a game.

[then as the lights brighten in Industry Man's office, he was seen as himself on the mirror as the Shadowy Figure]

Industry Man:
[laughs] Sound effects. Where's the switch?

Clock:
[disappears]

Industry Man:
Nerd.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

[Sirus talks with GSW on video]

Sirus:
Have you traced him?

Green Sweatered Woman:
Um...I'm still working on it.

Green Sweatered Woman:
We're gettin' close.

Sirus:
Work harder. We need to expose this before it murders the world.

[dramatic zooms intensifies]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

Shadow Figure:
[warbling voice]

Sirus:
Because I designed it to be "escape proof".

Shadow Figure:
[warbling voice]

Sirus:
[crawls up to SF] I will find the mouse. He may have found Aria, but she is jamming the signals, and his signal is not signaling.

Shadow Figure:
[warbling voice]

Sirus:
No, I'm gonna head to my Mom's house for dinner. What are you doing for the holidays?

Shadowy Figure:
[disappears]

Sirus:
Goodbye.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 5 months ago

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