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Pony: Oh, god. I think the cocaine burst in my ASS! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: Listen up, UCI. As you know, a certain major movie star/ECO engineer has been f*ing with me and my riches. But despite my reward, no one has grown or shown balls enough to catch him. Crystal: Mm, never would have guessed I would have been teaching in such a asylum. Sammy: Your expectations are like a tar pit, woman. You're stuck. Now hush. Dean: Never send a boy to do the job of a lethal killer made up entirely of shadows and pain. Oh, yeah, don't forget to register for classes -- Only thee days left. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes: Oh, good evening, gentlemen. Steve Smith: Baby Cakes, why are you dressed like Clark Kent? Baby Cakes: Why are you dressed like nasty car enthusiasts? Frank Smith: Because we're f*ing rich now. Baby Cakes: Oh, really? Would you excuse me, then, please? [secretly leaves] Frank Smith: [to Steve] So, anyway, have you ever heard of porpoising? Just YouTube it. It's kinda like what I do in the pool with the soccer ball. [Baby Cakes makes his entrance as Robin Hood again] Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): Ha Ha! Good morrow, gallots! Steve Smith: Baby Cakes, what the hell? Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): I'll be taking THIS. [grabs the money from Steve and Frank] HOO-HA! HUZZAH! [pants on bike] This alter-ego fing really works! Frank Smith:* [to Steve] AAH! I've told you over and over we shouldn't hang out with deranged motherf*er! Seriously! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Hispanic Mobster: Get the heads off all the men and put them in the suitcases. Hispanic Mobster #2: What about the women? Hispanic Mobster: Hey, we're not monsters, man. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: How many coke balloons are you packing? [chuckles] [Mexican Hostage Woman gives Pony a taco] Pony: You don't understand me, do you? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees a wanted post of Kevin Costner] Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): Ah, now they're after me! I need an alter ego, big time. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: Cool. Enough for a bus to Hollywood. Costner equals money, and money equals staying in school. [Pony gives the security guy a passport] Security Guy: Is this a joke? Pony: Look, I just want to get back to the states, okay, mustache? Security Guy: This passport's probably a fake -- CGI. Look at you, you Mexican. Admit it. Pony: Well, yea, I'm Mexican, but, no, no, I'm American. I grew up, uh, over that fence. [Security Guy shreds the passport] Pony: WHAT?! Security Guy: Nice try, hermana. Go back home! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes watches Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves] Princess: You came for me. You're alive. Robin Hood: I would die for you. Baby Cakes: Yes! I am awesome in this! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: [on phone] Steve. I moved to Mexico because I can't afford to stay in China, but now can't afford to stay here in Mexico! I GOT TO BACK AT THE SCHOOL! WHAT DO I DO?! Steve Smith: Hmm. Hard times. You know, you only got 4 days to register here, kiddo Frank Smith: Hey, Pony, we're getting jet skis! Pony: SHUT THE HELL UP, FRANK! THIS IS SERIOUS! Steve Smith: Pony, this place has gotten so crazy, I'm not sure you want to come back. I mean, the Dean is offering $500,000 for the capture of Kevin Costner. And he doesn't even get paid that much to act anymore. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: Blowing your mind, Chica? Chica: [chuckles] Oh, I think I know what's going on here. You waddled your fat-cat american ass down here thinking that Mexico was as dirty and cheap as Selena Gomez. Pony: I didn't waddle. Chica: Miss, this is a university. It costs thousands of dollars, not dozens. Pony: But what about all the pictures online of Mexicans drinking coronas on the beach in hammocks? Chica: Maybe it was the f*ing weekend, you racist! Look, this won't even get you a hotel, let alone tuition or a condo or even a book. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: [scoffs] Mom, stop I.M.ing me. I am not moving back home. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Dr. Falgot found his new portrait got ruined from Baby Cakes' entrance a few hours ago] Dr. Falgot: What the ever-loving -- Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): Don't you f*ing thank me. It's what I do. HUZZAH! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: So for the test, just keep in mind that the war of 1812 was pretty much just "Empire Strikes Back", which brings us to the Market Revolution -- My brother's specialty. Frank Smith: So, who here can tell me the name of the man who invented Modern America? Matt Attack: Was that Al Gore or something? Kim: But when did modern stuff start at? Steve Smith: [to Frank] Hey, forget renting jet skis. We're buying. Frank Smith: YEAH! My brother and I are hitting the lake for some flipping and ripping, yeah! [imitates motor revving] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): [rides a bike] Morgan Freeman, our good deed can't end. HUZZAH! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes: Behold, wretch...alms for the poor. [drops out many fancy items and stuff] Solves your problem. Pony: B.C., what am I supposed to do with cheese cigars? No, don't answer that. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: So, I'm already $30,000 in debt, I lost my scholarship job, and I have 200 bucks to my name. Business Man: Great. Well, we're all set to give you a loan on our end. Just initial here to agree to your monthly payment. Pony: Wow, that was really easy. Wait, what the f* is this? Business Man: This is our Limb Farm option fore people in your situation. Say someone with good credit needs a limb, well, we take one of yours. But, hey, you'll have that history degree, won't you? Huh? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: Oh sht! It's Kevin Costner! Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood):* Silence, all ye nottinghams. Dean #2: That's -- That's not Costner. Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): I said, "Silence"! I'm taking your rich stuff and giving it to the poor. [Baby Cakes steals all their belongings] Dean #3: Aren't you going to stop him?! Dean: Are you crazy? That's a Costner in berserker mode. Got to wait till he cools, find him asleep in a tree, then strike. Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): That's right. I'm so berserk that I never sleep. I'm invincible! [falls out of a window] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Alright, listen up. My brother's teaching with me now. Pemsy: Oh, this is his class, so technically you're teaching with him. OH! You're teaching as a team. I get it. Steve Smith: Frank, you hate this guy as much I do? Frank Smith: Yeah. F*ing little toad. Matt Attack: Hey, not to crimp y'all up but this class cost like $8,000, just this one, this one hour right here. So y'all gonna teach or what? Frank Smith: Hot -- Hot Segue. So -- So, June 28, 1914. Archduke Ferdinand was cruising the drag in a convertible. And then... Kim: And then what? Flip Flop:** Tell us the answer, bitch! Test is tomorrow! We need that sht. Steve Smith:* If you want to know the answers, meet us in the woods in one hour. And bring $100 each, cash. Wendeloquence: Unh-unh. $100? Steve Smith: You're already f*ed for life. What's another bucks just to make sure you pass your exams? You feel me. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Sammy: Donald, where do y'all pile up your kids' books? In a crumple by the toilet, or outside by that hobo's nest? Pony: Sammy? What's the point of you being a professor if you need a second job? Sammy: Bitch, stop looking at life as a line. It's a f*ing circle. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes gets in a argument with The Dean] Baby Cakes: Oh, what? I got to make an appointment now, you sellout, fat-cat, time-management enthusiast? Dean: Who you want, baby Cakes? Baby Cakes: I want to tell you that this money stuff sucks. Dean: You suck! Baby Cakes: What are you doing this for? Dean: What are you for? Baby Cakes: Students are freakin'. Even Pony's got to drop out. Dean: Pony should pony up. Why do you care? Baby Cakes: Because I'm a cool-ass care bear. Just open your eyes. You'll see that. Dean: I see a fat, giant man baby who loves to cry and grow fat all over himself. Baby Cakes: That's aside, people seem poor, sad, or something. Dean: So, mind your own beeswax. Who do you think are -- Robin Hood? Baby Cakes: Maybe I am. Who is that? Dean: Kevin Costner. Baby Cakes: Sht, yeah, then. I'm whoever that is. Dean:* No, you're not. Kevin Costner is nine-feet-tall and ripped as sht. Hair all flowing back like a falcon's tail. Watch him in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". You could never be him. Baby Cakes:* Fine. I'll Netflix it. F you, by the way, you dick butt villain. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: Just use the most expensive decor. Have my assistant pick it. Where's is that weird-ass mute? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Riding a jet ski is like riding around the lake on a giant vibrator. Girls get...curious. Frank Smith: And you know what curiosity does to the cat. It gets her drunk and kisses her privates. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: I'll have to quit school. I'll have to move back to Detroit with Mom. No! No. I have to stay in school. Baby Cakes: Oh, yeah. You got to stay here, 'cause you just trying to figure out which one of us you're gonna marry, right? Pony: Got to think. Get drunk, then think. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: So, UCI students, teachers, Dean here. Time for my monthly fireside web-chat thing, right? Which we all know is bull turds! All the other Deans in America are raising tuition and reducing teachers' salaries. And they're getting richer than ever. And I can't be outdone by those tiny-ass assholes. No f*ing way! Sammy: Oh, my! He's about to say we all got to back to being slaves. Crystal: Listen, I hope he shuts the whole place down. I hate it here. Dean: All my teachers get minimum wage. Dr. Falgot:** Minimum wage? You got to be shtting me! Gale:* Well, I always wanted for you to always want a second job. Dean: Freakin' students, man! Pemsy: Jocks, are you watching this?! Matt Attack: Pemsy, shut your jagged crack! Man's talking about our lives here. Dean: Students, there's only one week left to register for the upcoming semester. And most importantly, tuition will be raised to $500,000. Pony: $500,000?! Kim: Bro, that's so unreasonable. Frank Smith: [scoffs] Come on. This just a joke, right? [Dean throws the computer away out the window] Dean: THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I'M THE SHERRIF IN THIS TOWN. ABIDE BY MY RULES OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago

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