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Pony: Hey, what's going on here? Steve Smith: Uh, you know, Frank being stupid. Are you good? Seemed like you were -- Pony: Yeah, yeah. No, I'm good. I just need you to flunk Matt Attack for me. Steve Smith: Just put his name on the pile, kiddo. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Golden Bowl: And to add insult to injury, the FDA has taken issue with Perk-A-Boo!'s new line of energy bar. Flavors like Nine-volt battery, girl hair, bathing suit area, and others will be recalled immediately. Baby Cakes: Jetta! Jetta: Already on it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Sammy sees Pony as Sammy] Sammy: What on eastbound earth? Pony: You know, Sammy I'm a senior. I should just accept that and stop trying, because I already look like you. Sammy: Child, you have 60 years before you look like me. Look at my timeline. [Sammy shows pics of herself of her timeline throughout her history which ain't that long ago] Pony: So, this means I'll look good until I'm 80! Sammy: Oh, you got it backwards. I finally started looking good at 80. So, step off my style. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
CEO Manager: Mr. Cakes, we think you're smart. Baby Cakes: Damn right I'm smart. I'm like Willy's Wonka up in here. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Man, I am so addicted to quickenings. I have had, like, nine quickenings. Steve Smith: I don't give a sht the way I see it, I slap you and take your money and you still got to tell me that I'm the best and it KILLS you to have to say that. Frank Smith:* [chuckles] Nope. Just looking at me right now is f*ing up your self-esteem. You can't even keep a girl in your house anymore. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: It's makeover time. [few minutes later] Pony: No, it's hopeless. [crying] I'm already a Sammy. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes: Nah, I just need the pig fat, like hog knockers or hanglings. Pony: Dude, what is all this? Baby Cakes: Oh, I'm just getting some supplies. Say, you look down on the dump. Pony: [sighs] I'm just feeling a little -- Baby Cakes: Withered? Here, let me give you one of my bars. [Baby Cakes gives Pony a Withered Granny Steak Bar] Pony: WHERE'S THE DAMN BEAUTY AISLE?! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[after Frank gets done with the same lecture for the 3rd time] Frank Smith: Another home run. Wendeloquence: You've given the same lecture three times, asshole. I mean, who cares if you float a little bit? Frank Smith: Don't -- Don't repress your desires, baby girl. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees all of his new candy bars in the vending machine] Baby Cakes: Oh, yeah! Look! Look at my supply being demanded! These students love me way more than Perk-A-Boo! Steve Smith: You just crammed those in there, didn't you? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Look, Bobby, I'm sorry, man. I -- I can explain. I went off my meds, okay? But my brother, he got me straight again. I just -- I just want to apologize to your face. [as Bobby opens the door, Frank quickly stabs Bobby again] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Sandra Bullock: Willy's trapped. Now let's see if he likes black guys. Bet he does. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes gives one his new candy bars away to the students] Baby Cakes: Hey, everybody, stop being idiots. Put my stuff in your mouth. It tastes right. Pemsy: Uh, are these FDA approved? Baby Cakes: What are you, a men in black? Pemsy: I'll t...I'll take a b-- I'll take a Bar-B-Que one. Here's $2. Baby Cakes: I don't want your money. This is personal. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[as Frank was about to dump another load at Bullseye] Frank Smith: Hey, hey, where's the girl I [bleep] in front of? Flip Flop: Oh, damn, dude, her shift just ended, bro. Sucks. [cuts to the next scene where as the same employee girl was driving her way home, she then got crashed by Frank, just to fart in front of her] Frank Smith: I'm so sorry. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Kim: Professor Smith, we need you to go. Frank Smith: J-J-J-Just one more. Kim: You can't sit around barfing blossoms all night! This is a business estab! Frank Smith: Fine! By the way, you're fat. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Kim: Wendeloquence, how's everything going? Wendeloquence: Man, this school f*ing sucks. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: So anyway, I had Bullock on the brain, so I started jacking off, right? But the night. I kept thinking about the night and it threw me off, so I, like, jacked off for five hours, so I never climaxed. I heard the cock crow, and I just rushed to school. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: So I had a pocket knife out -- I was scared from the slapping, you know? And then I felt this hand on my shoulder, and I stabbed first and questioned later. And it turned out it was my neighbor. Steve Smith: Oh, the girl with the shorts. Frank Smith: [scoffs] No! You pervert! Bobby! He had my FedEx package that he didn't want stolen. He's so sweet. [Frank then knocks on Bobby's door] Bobby: [opens door] Now, Frank, before you go saying anything, I should have never snuck up on you. [Frank quickly stabs Bobby, then runs away] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Ah, I missed a call from Gwen. Frank, I don't care about this. Frank Smith: Oh, you'll care when you hear that I got mugged right here. yeah, I got my face slapped and my money taken. Steve Smith: Well, little dog, I don't see any muggers, so... [Steve slaps Frank to get another dollar from him, and tries to do the same thing again] Frank Smith: Don't! You'll throw it all off. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Flip Flop: 'Sup, dawg? I need a snackdown. Baby Cakes: Well, snack down on your future. [Flip Flop tries one of Baby Cakes' new candy bars] Flip Flop: Ketchup? [bites] Oh, word, this is tight! Baby Cakes: You f*ing know it is. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Sandra Bullock: There's that stupid whale. Can't wait to trap his ass. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Next I saw, "Trap Willy," the "Free Willy" prequel. [Steve looks at him in a "are you serious" kind of way] Frank Smith: What?! The post featured Sandra Bullock in a wet suit! Thought she was gonna be sexy in the movie. Steve Smith: You know what, I can see that logic. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Okay, so when I left [groans] I had to take an emergency crap by my car. Right there. So I looked up and I saw a girl getting into her car and she me [bleep] Oh, I'll never be able to crap in front of her again! Oh! Oh! The margs want out! Steve Smith: [chuckles] Keep it in. Keep it in. let me think, uh...okay, what was she wearing? Frank Smith: [groans] I don't know, man. She was wearing, like, a red polo and khakis. [farts] Hey, aaaah! Steve Smith: Bullseye. [chuckles] [Steve literally points to a store that says Bullseye] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: So...next I get real sick real quick and I -- I just threw up right there. Steve Smith: So then what? You left? Frank Smith: No, I had two more margs. Steve Smith: Well, have fun repeating that sht. Frank Smith:* Exactly. [vomits] Steve Smith: Ew! Get it all out. Kim: Ah, Professor Smith, you did this last night. What's wrong with you, man? You're mental! Frank Smith: Another round. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: [to the waitress] I'm so glad you're here, because you and me, male waitress kind of make the food taste bad. Frank Smith: HEY! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago

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