Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #98

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Crystal:
Mm...giving up so soon, Steven? [laughs]

Steve:
Giving up is for sluts.

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[while the China, Illinois Elite are still watching the scavenger hunt game]

Special Agent Green:
10 to 1 on the red team.

Burka Lady:
I take that bet.

Baby Cakes:
Man, that actor playing Dad went nuts.

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[Frank holding Pony's torso]

Pony:
Stop digging your inches into me!

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[One of the China, Illinois Elite sees Steve and Professor Cakes fight each other]

Baby Cakes:
Man, they're fighting like dead animals.

Burka Lady:
I'd watch the dogs again, really.

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Dean:
Ahh, China, Illinois Elite. Welcome to my crying game.

Mayor:
AMEN!

Special Agent Green:
Dean, in the past, you've poisoned the players and their loved ones. How do you top yourself?

Burka Lady:
Yes, last year, you had dogs chasing the idiots. It feels, well, maybe you have, uh, peaked.

Mayor:
This game here is just a dinky scavenger hunt. Where the blood?

Dean:
Friends, this year, I will give you...an action movie.

Baby Cakes:
Oh, cool. Movies are better than people. You don't have to smell who you're watching.

Dean:
Yes, this year, they will kill!

Mayor:
They won't kill. It's not like they're fighting for Barbados.

[Dean shows several maps to Barbados]

All:
Ooh. Barbados. Nice.

Baby Cakes:
What's a Barbados?

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Dean:
Welcome to the gutty gates of hell. In the past, this challenge has hurt people. It hurt their legs off. It hurt their eyes into dust. But this year, I've selected you for my Dean's List because I want you to find the killer instinct within.

Frank:
Yeah, some of us already know they got that going on.

Pony:
It's just a game, fraidycat.

Dean:
[grabs Frank] NOTHING IN LIFE IS JUST A GAME!

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Frank:
I tried to get us out of it, but no one wants to take our place. [whimpers]

Pony:
Frank, this can't be bad enough for you to play your pussy card right at the beginning.

Frank:
Hey! I am not scared, okay? I am a grisly killer. I just need the right event to bring it out, okay?

Pony:
Well, I'll man up. Sounds fun. What about you, Franky boy? You in?

Frank:
Hey, little chicken. I was made for it, like a butt for a dick. Wait a minute.

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Sammy:
In previous years, students have set on fire. One year, The Dean drugged everybody.

Pony:
Come on. I mean, I buy that you were drugged at one time, or...always.

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Pony:
I thought the Dean's list was a good thing to be on.

Steve:
No, it is horrible. It's like this giant scavenger hunt and four teams to compete and if you decline, he fires your ass, so...

Pony:
And...why do us students do it?

Sammy:
If you decline, we'll fail your ass. I'm done, Tim. [after hiring a male stripper to be attracted to]

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Frank:
So, the measurement "foot" used to refer to the length of a king's foot, whereas "inch" was the length of a king's finger.

Pony:
[tired] Oh, my god. How are you a teacher?

Frank:
People once said, "Get your inch out of my cake batter" or "She's still a virgin. She was only inched".

Baby Cakes:
Like the Dutch boy who saved the town by putting his inch in the crack of a dike.

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Baby Cakes:
I don't know the meaning of what happened. Ever. Some people say they know stuff. A lot of people figure things out. But me, I'm not a lot of people. I'm Baby Cakes.

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Pony:
Frank, your pictures must have been in the Reamer's pockets. And...you must have dyed your pubic hair pink.

Frank:
IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY!

Sammy:
Yes, check out Frankie's panky!

Frank:
No, no! Why did he print them out? Who does that?

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[Baby Cakes and Dream Reamer have a rap battle]

Baby Cakes:
[rapping] The warrior is back, in the undies and boots, he's gonna stomp and gonna romp and give the Reamer the blues.

Dream Reamer:
[rapping] Not so fast, you freaking fatty with your gleaming naked tatties. I can take apart your stupid mind with more assault and battery.

Baby Cakes:
[rapping] Well -- You -- Look like dookie. You got dookie for a head, you freaking dookie, dookie, dookie.

Dream Reamer:
[rapping] You're a stupid drunken doo-doo with a poo-poo for brains. You like to take a piece of doo-doo for a walk in the rain.

Baby Cakes:
[rapping] I do beseech the freaking Reamer with the Warrior Code. Hold out your arm for me to harm, you got to do it, you know.

Dream Reamer:
NO! IT'S THE WARRIOR'S CODE! I MUST COMPLY.

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Baby Cakes:
In the dream world, we will become who we wish we were. But we got to sleep on the floor with our heads teaching.

Sammy:
No, sir. I do not sleep on floo--

[Frank tilts Sammy's wheelchair to lay down on the floor]

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[Dream Reamer suddenly ruins every other teacher's lives on Facebook]

Sammy:
My ballet coach wants me to dance? [cries]

Dean:
[getting arrested] But I thought what happened in Nam stayed in Nam. F*** you, Facebook.

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Frank:
Hey, you know my ex-girlfriend that took naked pictures of me? Well, it turns out she's the DAMN Dream Reamer's Facebook friend.

Steve:
So?

Frank:
So, she said that the Dream Reamer bought my dick pics! Which are totally awesome.

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[Baby Cakes and Professor Cakes went to the Insanity Department]

Professor Cakes:
He keep talking about some imaginary...friend from his past. I-I don't know.

Sexy Doctor:
Then we should encourage him to confront that past. You can be honest with us, Baby Cakes.

Baby Cakes:
Well, then, you smell tough. And that girl's a ghoulie. [to Dr. Falgot] And that guy I'm pretty sure is a river gremlin.

Sexy Doctor:
That's not really what I meant.

Baby Cakes:
I'm horny now! [to his Dad] You're fatter than you think, [to Sexy Doctor] and you could be sexy.

Sexy Doctor:
We need to keep him here. He's clearly insane, because I am sexy.

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[as Pony starts to go crazy when Dream Reamer posted a video where Pony gets drunk after accidentally letting someone fall off a cliff]

Pony:
[talking to herself] You should have told someone.

Pony:
I know, but I was so drunk I thought Imagined it.

Pony:
Well, you didn't.

Pony:
Okay, if they suspected me, they would have come a-knockin', right?

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[as Baby Cakes was about eat his pumpkin at a Pumpkin Contest, Dream Reamer screws him up]

Dream Reamer:
What up, Babe of Cakes? Want to get nuts?

Baby Cakes:
No.

Dream Reamer:
Are those your friends? They look f***ing stupid.

Baby Cakes:
UNH-UNH! THEY LOOK COOL!

[Baby Cakes tackles Dream Reamer which originally turns out to be a hallucination where Baby Cakes is hitting himself]

Baby Cakes:
F***ING REAMER! TAKE THAT! [woozy] Oh sh*t.

Officer:
Charlie 16, call the Insanity Department. The Cakes kid is going ape crap again.

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[as Baby Cakes was about to finish his song in his dream, the Dream Reamer summons him]

Baby Cakes:
Dream Reamer, show yourself! Why did you summon me?

Dream Reamer:
[laughs] Hello, you dick. Long time no see. [while making weird zany poses]

Baby Cakes:
Look, I know I hurt you when I dumped you, but my Dad said I need real friends, man.

Dream Reamer:
Real friends are for clerks and idiots.

Baby Cakes:
Reamer, I want to bury hatchet.

Dream Reamer:
F*** YOU!

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[Baby Cakes enjoys the experience of Facebook]

Baby Cakes:
Oh, cool. It's good to see you! [chuckles] I know you. [laughs] I've got friends.

[suddenly his evil friend shows up on his account]

Baby Cakes:
The Dream Reamer, my ex-imaginary friend!

Professor Cakes:
[inside Baby Cakes' thought bubble] Find old enemies. Bury the hatchet.

Baby Cakes:
F***ing Dad.

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[Baby Cakes tries Facebook]

Professor Cakes:
So, friend everyone you know. Then, find old friends, even old enemies, so you can bury the hatchet.

Baby Cakes:
Hey, did you find Mom on Facebook and bury a hatchet in her?

Professor Cakes:
[laughs] Ah, you sweet boy. No. GOD, No!

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Baby Cakes:
Hey, Pony, hold your arm out and I'll block it.

Pony:
Uh. no. No, Baby Cakes, stop.

Baby Cakes:
What? It's the warrior's code. You got to do it if another warrior ask you to.

Pony:
Okay, Baby Cakes, I am not a warrior. Neither are you. This is the real world. Grow up.

[Baby Cakes sees Pony and his friends in goblin vision]

Baby Cakes:
[chuckles] I can slay you.

Pony:
Look, I'm sorry, but why don't you just go find some other friends and make them fake attack you?

Baby Cakes:
My only other friend is a villain.

Frank:
You should just get on Facebook.

Steve:
No, he shouldn't. Ever since I gave up Facebook, my life has been awesome.

Frank:
[chuckling] Oh, I love it. I make all my students friend me at the beginning of every semester, and then I just hide all the guys.

Sammy:
Oh, I hide everyone. Why does every human have a band?

Frank:
On Facebook, I can take long, deep looks at people [sighs] and it's okay.

Steve:
[chuckles] Facebook just dig up sh*t in your past that your past that you'd rather not chat with.

Pony:
No, no. I think it would help him branch out. What do you say?

[Baby Cakes still sees his friends in goblin vision]

Baby Cakes:
[chuckles] I can slay you.

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[Pony walks in miserably]

Frank:
Oh, our T.A. finally shows up, hung over and ugly.

Steve:
[chuckling] Oh, you went to that party, right?

Pony:
[scoffs] I don't want to talk about it.

Frank:
I bet she got really drunk and just ruined some boy's night.

Pony:
Look, I didn't do anything wrong if that's what you're implying.

Frank:
Whoa! I was just messing with you.

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