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Jeremy:
[to the camera while James looks through the tool cabinet] All he's done, all morning.. he files. He takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it's supposed to be. James!

James:
What?

Jeremy:
Stop filing!

James:
[losing patience] I'm looking for the sodding socket thing that you need to take that out. Do you know where it is? Do you know where it is?

Jeremy:
No! No!

James:
Do you know what it looks like?

Jeremy:
Yes!

James:
No, you don't!

Top Gear, Series 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Richard:
We weren't trying to set records, I just wanted to go really, really fast.

Jeremy:
So you did 314 mph?

Richard:
Yeah.

Jeremy:
And you wanted to know what it was like to go really fast?

Richard:
Yeah.

Jeremy:
So you'd found out. Why didn't you just get into your car and go home?

[Richard looks sheepish]

Richard:
I don't know really. The thing is, that run that you just saw, that was at 5 o'clock, and we had the runway until 5:30, and... [general laughter]

Top Gear, Series 9  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[during the roadworks, Jeremy is playing Margaret Thatcher's speeches on the loudspeaker]

Jeremy:
(voiceover) At 4 am, there were still 700 yards to go, and the men were flagging. So, I brought out the motivational big gun.

Margaret Thatcher:
(over loudspeakers) ...another winter of discontent.

Richard:
This is... Thatcher? To motivate the men?

Jeremy:
This is going well.

Thatcher:
(over loudspeakers) ...and I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.

James:
Yes! I like that one! (applauds)

Richard:
Don't, you'll encourage him!

Jeremy:
(voiceover) The chaps, however, were not Telegraph readers like James. So I promised them that the sooner they finished laying, the sooner I'd switch her off.

Top Gear, Series 9  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Vera:
I want to see inside.

Colin:
It’s just storage.

Vera:
Every time I want to see anything, you turn me away. I’m here to inspect, so I am doing my job! [walks into a room full of abandoned patients] Storage... This is storage...

Colin:
It’s a tempory measure. We don’t have the staff, the money or the room.

Vera:
Oh my god... who are these people?!

Colin:
They’re the ones without insurance.

Vera:
Where are the nurses? Have they even been fed?! [to a patient] Excuse me... I’m sorry... But how long have you been here?

Category Two Patient:
Yesterday... They said we had to wait...

Colin:
These people are just pending... A glitch in the system.

Category One Patient:
Please... Help me.

Vera:
Holy shit! He’s wearing red! He’s got a red peg! But he can’t be, he’s conscious!

Colin:
So we made a mistake. Hundreds of patients, one mistake. That’s an excellent hit rate!

Vera:
But you made him Category One! He’s not One, he’s nowhere near One! Don’t you realise what happens when you make somebody One?!

Colin:
I think we should just step outside, we’re disturbing the patients.

Vera:
What else are you hiding? [walks into the next room] This place is stinking!

Colin:
America is in crisis! Someone has to take charge, and in this case, it’s me!

Vera:
So you think you’re doing a good job?!

Colin:
I’m under budget!

Vera:
You’re supposed to spend the money-! Oh, for God’s sake, that’s why this system is never going to work, because it’s always run by men like you!

Colin:
So, what are you going to do, report me?!

Vera:
I’m going do more than that! I’m going to have you prosecuted…

Colin:
Oh, you’re so full of it!

Vera:
You’re going to be prosecuted for causing harm to these people in your care, and you will be guilty as charged. I guarantee you’re going to jail, you stupid little man. I’m going see you inside a prison cell, you little coward.

Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jack:
Whoa! [pushes a filling cabinet off of him] What happened? Was it the Rift? [runs out of his office] Gwen? Ianto? You okay?

Ianto:
No broken bones. Slight loss of dignity. No change there, then.

Gwen:
The whole city must have felt that! All of South Wales!

Jack:
I'm gonna take a look outside! [leaves]

Ianto:
[looks at a computer screen, stunned] Little bit bigger than South Wales.

Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Gwen:
Three thousand miles, and closing...but who are they?! [Jack's phone rings. He answers]

Jack:
Martha Jones, voice of a nightingale...Tell me you put something in my drink.

Martha:
No such luck. Have you heard from the Doctor?

Jack:
Not a word. Where are you?

Martha:
New York.

Jack:
Huh. Nice for some...

Martha:
I've been promoted; Medical Director on Project Indigo.

Jack:
Did you get that thing working?

Martha:
[surprised] Indigo's top secret, no one's supposed to know about that.

Jack:
I... met a soldier in a bar. [Ianto looks at him] Long story.

Ianto:
[sharply] When was that?

Jack:
[to Ianto, firmly] Strictly professional.

Gwen:
Fifteen hundred miles, boys, and accelerating. They're almost here.

Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The Doctor finally gets in touch with Earth]

Jack:
Where the hell have you been?! Doctor, it's the Daleks!

Gwen:
He's a bit nice, I thought he'd be older.

Ianto:
He's not that young...

Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Gwen comes out with a pair of machine guns]

Ianto:
Uh, they don't work against Daleks.

Gwen:
Yeah? [tosses him a gun] Well, I'm going out fighting. Like Owen, like Tosh. [loads her gun, then hands Ianto a magazine clip] How 'bout you?

[Ianto contemplates, then loads the gun]

Ianto:
Yes ma'am!

Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[upon discovering the Dalek has frozen]

Ianto:
It's a Time Lock. The ultimate defence program. Tosh was working on it; Never thought she'd finish it, but she did. The Hub's sealed in a time bubble. Nothing can get in.

Gwen:
But that means we can't get out.

Ianto:
Nope. Not without unlocking that Dalek. We're trapped inside. It's all up to Jack, now.

Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

The Doctor:
Torchwood Hub, this is the Doctor! Are you receiving me?

Gwen:
Loud and clear. Is Jack there?

The Doctor:
Can't get rid of him! [frowns] Jack, what's her name?

Jack:
Gwen Cooper.

The Doctor:
Tell me, Gwen Cooper, are you from an old Cardiff family?

[Gwen and Ianto exchange confused glances]

Gwen:
Yes. All the way to the 1800s.

The Doctor:
Ah, thought so! [to Rose] Spatial genetic multiplicity.

Rose:
[delighted] Oh yeah!

The Doctor:
Yeah. Yeah, funny old world. Now Torchwood, I want you open up that Rift Manipulator, and send all the power to me.

Ianto:
Doing it now, sir.

Gwen:
What's that for?

The Doctor:
It's a tow rope!

Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Don:
[first lines] This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk where the Albino panther roams free.

Albino Panther:
ROAR!

Don:
Beneath my size-13 brogues, 18 teams are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world. I'm your host, Don. And this is The Ridonculous Race!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Best Friend's interview]

Carrie:
I met Devin in the sandbox and we haven't spent a day apart since. If anyone can win this race, it's us.

Devin:
Yeah. I know Carrie so well. It's like we're… [noticing his partner's dreamy look] Uh, what are you doing?

Carrie:
Oh…uh, lint check, for the camera! Wohoo, race!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Sisters' interview]

Emma:
I'm studying international law so, that's gonna give us a real edge. Which is good 'cause, we're here to win.

Kitty:
And to see the world. Meet hot guys, and have some fun.

Emma:
If there's time for that which there won't be so, let's focus on winning, okay? [Kitty sighs] Good.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Daters' interview]

Ryan:
Stephanie and I met at the gym 2 months and 6 days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!

Stephanie:
We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China?

Ryan:
I was just wondering that!

Stephanie:
No way!

[The Daters start kissing while making out]

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Ice Dancers' interview]

Jacques:
We know how to win. We've won gold everywhere.

Josee:
Except…the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.

Jacques:
[cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! [runs off]

Josee:
Jacques! Silver is his least favorite color.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Geoff:
[chuckles] Goin' around the world on someone else's dime. Sweet! Hey, Bridgette! Love ya, babe! [interview] My girl and I did Total Drama, but she's surfing her way around Australia right now. So, boom, entré my bud, Brody!

Brody:
Yeah guy! Bros forever! G and B for the W-I-N!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Josee:
[reading the tip] "Take a donkey cart to Bucharest and fly to… Hawaii!"

Don:
Hawaii! Home of beautiful sunshine, ukeleles, and shirts that should only be worn ironically. Once teams land, they'll need to find this Don box. [notices it in Hawaiian-themed; unamused] Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Was that you, wardrobe?

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Stephanie:
OPEN YOUR EYES! Our donkey is going way slower than the other ones, it wants us to lose! [interview] I'm not too competitive.

Ryan:
[clears throat] Yes, you are.

Stephanie:
Are you okay, sugar-plum? I just wanna win, and this is a competition. So, yeah, [gets up] when things get tense, we can't hold back! [walks closer to the camera, inch-by-inch] We gotta dig deep, work hard, give it everything!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ennui:
Leaving Romania is tough. But leaving Romania to go to a tropical paradise full of sunshine and happiness? [he and Crimson both sigh in dismay]

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Emma:
While trying to encourage Kitty to drive into the bay, I brought up the pool to our grandmother's condominium.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Chet:
Ugh! This donkey reeks.

Lorenzo:
He said the same thing about you.

Chet:
Pfft, a talking donkey? Yeah, 'cause that's possible.

Lorenzo:
It must be possible. 'Cause you're talking right now. Booyah! Call me when you got a comeback.

Chet:
Lorenzo is a poo-head!

Lorenzo:
Oh yeah? Chet's a tool!

Junior:
How old are those two?

Dwayne:
Ah, never mind them. Some people just don't appreciate quality family time, eh, right, sporto?

Junior:
Uh, yeah, mm, sure, dad.

Taylor:
You're so lucky you got to bring your dad.

Dwayne:
Oh, I'm the lucky one. I bet doing this trip with your mom is pretty awesome too though, right?

Taylor:
Not really.

Kelly:
Taylor's more of a… daddy's girl.

Taylor:
Daddy and I have loads in common. Like, we both love being successful, and we both hate avocado.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Don receives the Goths a 10-minute penalty due to Crimson forcing Ennui to switch places duing the coffin challenge]

Don:
You're in 6th place. Or would be in 6th place if you hadn't broken the rules with the coffin. 10-minute penalty!

Crimson:
Totally worth it.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The Ice Dancers reach the Gymnastic Training Center and get a tip from the Don box]

Jacques:
It's a Botch or Watch. Ah! Gymnastics!

Don:
Gymnastics. Nastics that take place in a gym. Whoever didn't face the bullet ants in Brazil, must perform two gymnastic feats.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Kitty:
[getting a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. "Whoever didn't do gymnastics in Romania has to go diving for wedding rings?"

Don:
In this challenge, botchers must dive into Hawaii's most popular wedding bay and retrieve one of the rings from the bottom.

Owen:
[reading] "Then swim to the beach at the tip of the bay to meet your partner."

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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