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Dojo: No winner!? What a rip-off! You wouldn't see this in the old days! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jermaine: [After Jack gets the Manchurian Musca] Yo, Omi, you must be trippin'. Omi: I am not taking a trip! Jermaine: Your hotdogging cost us a Shen Gong Wu! Omi: Are you saying it is BECAUSE OF ME?! Jermaine: I'm saying, some poser may need a refresher course on how to be a Xiaolin warrior. Omi: A refresher course!? I should be TEACHING the refresher course! Jermaine: Man, you got an ego bigger than that dome of yours. Omi: Nothing is bigger than my dome! And I thank you to leave my dome OUT OF IT! Jermaine: Can you believe this guy man? Dojo: Hey, there are three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, politics and Omi's head. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: Oh, thank you, Master Fung. I promise I will not let you up. Master Fung: Down. Omi: In every direction. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wuya: Whoever possesses the Monsoon Sandels will have legs that can stretch for miles! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: How did she know about the vault? Clay: Um, I may have mentioned it to her, but she said she never saw one before. But wasn't a monk there guarding it? Kimiko: She, uh, kind of got me to convince one of the boys to hand scrub all the bathrooms. Raimundo: She had me fill the Armadillo with sea-water. I figured it was just a rebel prank. Omi: Now it all makes sense! Dyris wanted to know what Shen Gong Wu would have the power to create giant volcanoes to melt the polar ice caps and flood the world. [Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, Dojo, and Klowfange glares at him] I assumed it was idol chat-chit. Klowfange: Hmm...you sure you lot are the good guys? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack Spicer: I'm an artiste, I communicate with my feet. Wuya: If I had feet I'd communicate all over you. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: I ask for knife-throwing lessons, mom sends me figure-skating. "You never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda a bad for making a robot out of her juicer. Dojo: That Spicer kid sure has nice form. Clay: Whoo! Look there, a triple Salchow! [The others stare at him] What? Cowboys can't like figure-skating? Raimundo: Come on, Omi. Just because you're built like a hockey puck doesn't mean you have to skate like one! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: Jake Spicer. Maybe we can warmed up by having a good ol' fashion butt kicking contest! Jack Spicer: [nervously smiled] Hey,..guys, I..I know what you're thinking. Kimiko: You couldn't possibly! Are you being screaming of little girl of screaming of yours! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dude-Bot: Just because we are mortal enemies, does that mean we can't be friends? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: You made your bed, Spicer. Now you'll have to eat it! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Kimiko: Can't stand the heat? Then get off the mountain, tin man. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: He's wrecking my lair. Do you know how hard it is to come by a decent lair these days? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: [playing with the Lunar Locket Wu] Look at me! I'm the ruler of the moon. Watch! Look at it dance. Whoo-hoo! This is so awesome! Wuya: Stop playing with the moon, Jack. It isn't a toy. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dojo: Hey, gang, got a live one incoming. It's the Shen Gong Wu called the Lunar Locket. Whoever possesses it, can control the phases of the moon. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: I can't believe something that small could put up such a big fight! Omi: [grabbing Raimundo's shirt] What! I am not that small! Kimiko: I think he was talking about Sibini. Omi: Oh, yes! He is very small. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Raimundo: Hey, Omi, everything cool? Omi: Yes, Raimundo. I believe everything is the correct temperature. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Master Fung: Most disturbing. They have taken the Mosaic Scale. It is most unpredicatable Shen Gong Wu that can be used to create mischief. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dojo: Come on, kid, we gotta burn rubber! The Monarch Wings has revealed itself. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Master Fung: For centuries, the mischievous spirit Sibini was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wuya: What are you doing!? Jack: Do you have to sneak up on me all the time? Wuya: Would you prefer I did this?! [she flies through Jack's face] Jack: Whatever you do, PLEASE? Don't do that. Wuya: You're here looking for Chase Young. Jack: Could it be that one certain disembodied floating headed is getting...jealous? Wuya: Don't be ridiculous! [laughs] What's so special about Chase Young anyway? Jack: He's only the world's most skill master of Tai Chi. You know that's how you get to be a best. Hanging with the best. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Omi: Dojo, are you alright? Dojo: [Annoyed] I'm sitting in a pot of soup, what do you think?! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dojo: You know, I can still fit into the same swimming trunks I wore 1500 years ago! Kimiko: [giggles] You mean your old toga? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jack: I guess this would be the part where I let out my new trademark evil laugh. Hahahahahahhahahahah! Muahahahahahaha! [This continues for several seconds] Omi: Not so fast Spicer! He who is last to be laughing laughs most loudly! Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence is what we're going to do to you! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Dojo: [Drowsily] You kids need your rest. How about we get a fresh start tomorrow? And fly around, aimlessly...looking for the Shen Gong...[sleepily]..Wu. [snoring] Kimiko: Dojo! Don't nod off on us now! [Wakes Dojo up] Dojo: [Disoriented] J-Just 5 more minutes, mommy! I don't wanna go to school! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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