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Omi:
Well, too prove myself worthy of being your leader. I must solve of your elemental Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo:
You did what!?

Master Fung:
Omi, that was most unwised. So much un-restrength power could lead to great dangers.

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Raimundo:
Whoa! My boom box is possessed!

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Jack Spicer:
That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?

Hannibal Roy Bean:
My guess, an extra chromosome.

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Jack Spicer:
Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer.

[Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay dives at Jacks, but it was a Shadow Slicer hologram]

Jack Spicer:
Jack is on his game. Smell you later, losers! [laughing while he flies off with their Shen Gong Wu]

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Dojo:
The Denshi Bunny Wu is more impressive than its name suggests.

Raimundo:
So, it doesn't make you a bunny?

Dojo:
Noooo. That would be just plain, silly.

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Omi:
Dojo, keep your ears on the game!

Raimundo:
Omi, you gotta be doing that on purpose.

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Dojo:
Alright, I'll give it he's handsome. But Chucky Choo, it's more slippering...

Clay:
Uh...Baby oinker in a pig-catching contest?

Dojo:
Yeah! When you shake his hand you better come your fingers. I'm pretty sure how you're lost my feet. [struggling]

Kimiko:
There must be some mistake!

Chucky Choo:
No. No, there is...no mistake. Dojo's right in all accounts.

Dojo:
Liar! Don't listen to him! Because he...[exclaims] go on.

Chucky Choo:
It's true. I was once a bad dragon. Who did bad things. But the worst thing I ever did, was the lose of friendship of mind closes friend. I changed since then. And I hope one day. I'll be lucky enough earn that friendship. What do you say, Dojo?

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Kimiko:
Wait, you know each other?

Dojo:
[to Chucky] You no good, yo-yo thief!

[Chucky Choo screams as Dojo tackles him]

Omi:
I guess...will be yes.

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Dojo:
Great morning, young monks and the pitiful in need of assistance.

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Kimiko:
Jack Spicer, you’re like so not getting this Wu!

Jack:
"Jack Spicer, you’re so like not getting this Wu!" Wrong! Meet my new Fishbots.

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Omi:
[To the Xiaolin monks] Monks, double your efforts....Raimundo...Triple yours.

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Master Fung:
Uh, Dojo, this is Frenchy Foo. Just an old friend passing through.

Dojo:
[gasps] Another dragon!?

Master Fung:
Dojo, it isn't like that.

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Master Fung:
I miss you, too. But you must stop calling every 5 minutes!

Dojo:
Master Fung...who's that?

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Kimiko:
Come on! Work it like you own it.

Raimundo:
I think I'm gonna [yawns] just freestyle.

Dojo:
Oooh, I got it! Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly.

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Raimundo:
[yawns] Would it kill ya to get some reclining seats, Dojo.

Dojo:
Please return all complaints to their full shut-up position, as we approach our final destination: Jack Spicer's lair.

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Omi:
During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as [hold a bucket of cold water] DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER!

Raimundo:
Huh? [cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice] WHOA!

[Omi breaks the ice off of Raimundo, who shivers]

Omi:
You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me.

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Omi:
Solution is most simple! Raimundo must never sleep again!

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Hannibal:
Poor little guy is like a fish outta water! [evilly laughing]

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Omi:
This cannot be happening...Our Bobo is turning to the darkside. Again!

Raimundo:
The name is Raimundo. Not Bobo!

Clay:
Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are ya doin?

Kimiko:
We're your friends.

Raimundo:
I got all the friends I need right here.

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Omi:
What wise saying do you have for us?

Master Fung:
...I have none.

Raimundo:
C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings...[Master Fung makes an angry face]...that we all love.

Master Fung:
I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.

Dojo:
If you want I can give you your file. [Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper. Master Fung makes another angry face] Not that you would need a file like that. [hides folder with a wide grin]

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Master Monk Guan:
You will do as I say, and never, EVER ask questions. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?

All:
YES, MASTER MONK GUAN!

Master Monk Guan:
Good. Now, any questions? [Raimundo raises hand] HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!?

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Master Fung:
[As the temple collapses] Remember, the fate of the world rests with you!

Raimundo:
Is it me or does the fate of the world rest with us a lot?

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Jack:
Hey, I want my stuff back.

Tubbimura:
No, I will keep everything.

Jack:
Think again, bubba. I press enter and doggy breath is a UFM. Unidentified flying Muffinface!

Tubbimura:
No! Not my Muffinface! Ok, ok, I will return your stuff.

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Jack:
Worm-Bots, get your worm-butts back in line!

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