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Stephen Fry:

(speaks out of time... again) I once went to bed with a baby llama,

But it didn't matter 'cause he didn't tell his mamma.

I then went to bed with a bird from Carolina,

But it did matter 'cause it was a minah.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Dawn French:

I like all sorts of animals, especially cats,

I like them if they're thin, I like them if they're fat.

I like other animals, I like a dog,

But one thing I wouldn't do with a dog is snog.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lenny Henry:

Oh yeah.

Feel good!

Oh y... Sorry, I'm enjoying this too much.

I like to go hunting, there's no denyin',

I like to stick my gun into a big lion.

I'd like to get down with a big fat sheep,

I'd like to do something else, and then go to sleep.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

John Sessions:

I like the Man from U.N.C.L.E, like the Man From Atlantis,

But I like to make love to a praying mantis,

Get down on your legs, down on your feet,

And go after those sheep till they bleat bleat bleat.

I said damn.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Stephen Fry:

(talking out of time with beat) Yeah um, oh...

I find it rather hard to get to fuck bitches,

So I tend to spend my time counting sheep.

Um, I've got, ah, plenty in my bedroom, um, one on the walls,

Um, one in bed and one curled up on my lap.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Dawn French:

I like animals, I like Pekinese,

I like them a lot, cause their stupid knees.

I like everything, I like a snake,

And it.. I don't, if it's a fake.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

(about Animals)

Lenny Henry:

Hey. Feel GAY!

I went to the zoo, walked down the street,

Opened the door, and guess who I should meet?

A tiger came, and bit off my Head,

And now I'm gonna walk back home again.

It's the animal rap.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Medeva, before attacking the ship Season 1]

Sir Vile:
Anybody feel like shooting to breathe? (shoots out flames from her mouth)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Carmen's second instructions in season 1]

Carmen Sandiego:
This Info-Beam will give you all the details. Now, get going!

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Carmen's second instructions in season 2]

Carmen Sandiego:
Bring it back to me in this loot orb when you have it!

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The Chief’s opening lines, season 1]

Chief:
Time Pilots, (name of villain) just stole something from the past. You’ve got 28 minutes to get it back, or history will change forever! Initiate Chronoskimmer launch sequence! Boot up the Chrono-computer! Power up the engines! Extend the temporal sequencer! Now, get going!

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[The Chief's opening lines, season 2]

Chief:
Time Pilots, (name of villain) just stole something from the past. You've got 28 minutes to get it back, or history will change forever! Boot up the Chrono-computer! Launch the time probes! Power up the engines! Now, get going!

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Jacqueline Hyde, before attacking the ship Season 1]

Jacqueline Hyde:
[in modulated voice] Hey, Time Pilots, catch! (throws an energy orb and laughs maniacally)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Jacqueline Hyde, while damaging the ship in Season 2]

Jacqueline Hyde:
Hey, Time Pilots! Want directions to the junkyard? (pulls cord from ship) [voice becomes modulated] Now you're gonna need them! (laughs maniacally)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Sir Vile, after attacking the ship Season 1]

Sir Vile:
(laughs maniacally) So much for the Time Pilots! (laughs maniacally)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[After Sir Vile damaged the ship Season 2]

Sir Vile:
Burnin', baby, burnin'! Chrono inferno! (laughs maniacally)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[After Sir Vile damaged the ship's control panel Season 2]

Sir Vile:
Thy mechanical beast is no match for Sir Vile! (laughs maniacally)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[After Buggs Zapper damaged the ship Season 2]

Buggs Zapper:
Take that you dirty time vermin.

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Neal:
Wow your actually doing the whole hero thing.

White Collar, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[After Dr. Belljar, damaged the ship Season 2]

Dr. Belljar:
The doctor is in, Time Pilots!

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Dr. Belljar, after he attacked the ship, Season 1.]

Dr. Belljar:
Catch me if you c-can, Time Pilots!

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[After Buggs Zapper damaged the ship's control panel Season 2]

Buggs Zapper:
Did someone call for the exterminator?

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[After Medeva damaged the ship's control panel Season 2]

Medeva:
Oh, I always like to charge when I travel. (laughs maniacally)

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[After Medeva damaged the ship Season 2]

Medeva:
Let's see David Copperfield try that!

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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