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Vyvyan:
[to audience] By the way, it was a complete lie about the oil.

The Young Ones, Series 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Neil, Vyvyan and Rick are digging in the basement for oil. Unlike Rick and Neil who are using pickaxes, Vyvyan is using his head whilst wearing a helmet.]

Neil:
Oh, sorry, Vyv.

[Vyvyan slowly stands up only to have the pickaxe right through his head.]

Vyvyan:
[calmly] That's ok, Neil. It was bound to happen... sooner or later [faints].

The Young Ones, Series 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

TV Set:
And don't forget to unplug your set.

Vyvyan:
Why?

TV Set:
'Cause it'll blow up you silly boy.

The Young Ones, Series 1  Show Quote

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Mike:
I'll handle this.

Rick:
I'll handle this!

Vyvyan:
I'll handle this!

Neil:
I can't handle this.

The Young Ones, Series 1  Show Quote

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Doggett:
You saw him? Mulder?

Reyes:
They've accused him of murder?

Scully:
And they have him believing that he did it.

Doggett:
Of murdering who?

Scully:
Knowle Rohrer.

Doggett:
Knowle Rohrer? It can't be. I watched Knowle Rohrer die.

Reyes:
He can't die. Knowle Rohrer's a super soldier.

Skinner:
(Skinner hangs up phone) Mulder side-stepped security at a facility known as Mount Weather - a place where they say our so-called shadow government is installed.

Reyes:
What about this murder charge?

Skinner:
Thirty government workers are ready to testify they witnessed Mulder push a military officer to his death.

Doggett:
Killing a man who can't be killed? (Scully begins to leave, Doggett turns to her) Where are you going?

Scully:
..To beg mercy with the man upstairs.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Gabe Rotter:
(standing in Scully's kitchen as she performs an ad hoc necropsy) You gotta be freakin' kidding me. I can't believe you're cutting up a dead cat on your kitchen table.

Scully:
Will you keep your voice down, please? You're going to wake my baby.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Byers:
It's all true what Susanne said about you people isn't it?! About John F. Kennedy.. Dallas?

X:
(turns to Byers) ...I heard it was a lone gunman.

The X-Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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Blaine Faulkner:
(repeated line) Roswell! Roswell!

The X-Files, Season 3  Show Quote

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[The Cigarette Smoking Man enters an isolation cell, Jeremiah Smith sits strapped in a chair, CSM lights up a cigarette and takes a seat in front of Jeremiah]

Cigarette Smoking Man:
..This becomes a responsibility - [sighs lightly] - The thing that I'm now called upon to put right and put down. Certainly you expected nothing less.

Jeremiah Smith:
I'm not ashamed of my actions.

Cigarette Smoking Man:
Ashamed? You're not allowed the luxury of human weakness and penitence. You're not allowed to put your indulgences ahead of the greater purpose.

Jeremiah Smith:
I no longer believe in the greater purpose.

Cigarette Smoking Man:
Then your fate is just.

Jeremiah Smith:
My justice is not for you to mete out; You may have reason, you have no right. You have no means either.

Cigarette Smoking Man:
[irritated] You presume to dictate duty to me? Have you any idea what the cost of your actions is? What their effect might be? Who are you to give them hope?

Jeremiah Smith:
What do you give them?

Cigarette Smoking Man:
We give them happiness, and they give us authority.

Jeremiah Smith:
The authority to take away their freedom under the guise of democracy.

Cigarette Smoking Man:
Men can never be free - Because they're weak, corrupt, worthless and restless.. The people believe in authority. They've grown tired of waiting for miracle and mystery. Science is their religion. No greater explanation exists for them. They must never believe any differently if the project is to go forward.

Jeremiah Smith:
At what cost to them?

Cigarette Smoking Man:
The question is irrelevant, and the outcome inevitable. The date is set.

[Jeremiah Smith transforms into Deep Throat, CSM is surprised, somewhat shocked]

Jeremiah Smith:
(as Deep Throat) At what cost to them for your own selfish benefit? How many must die at your hand to preserve your stake in the project?

[CSM, still slightly rattled and uncomfortable, gets up and prepares to leave, bangs on the cell door, turns and faces Jeremiah]

Cigarette Smoking Man:
I'm not impressed by your miracles or moved by your trickery. Your justice will be meted out.

Jeremiah Smith:
(as Deep Throat) By whom this time and by what tool?

[Cell door opens, CSM turns away, takes a step outside the door and then turns back to face Jeremiah]

Cigarette Smoking Man:
..By those who possess the tool of your destruction.

The X-Files, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Marita Covarrubias:
Not everything dies, Mr. Mulder.

The X-Files, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

The Cigarette-Smoking Man:
The fiercest enemy is the man that has nothing left to lose.

The X-Files, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Scully:
Don't worry, Mulder. In time, we'll catch them.

Mulder:
I think time already caught them, Scully.

The X-Files, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Man at conference table:
I'm working on next month's Oscar nominations - any preference?

The Cigarette-Smoking Man:
I couldn't care less. What I don't want is the Bills winning the Super Bowl. As long as I'm alive that doesn't happen.

The X-Files, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Mulder:
Will the real Leonard Betts please stand up.

The X-Files, Season 4  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Mulder:
The truth is... Nobody cares.

The X-Files, Season 4  Show Quote

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FBI Special Agent Diana Fowley:
Been too many years trying to get inside the head of too many Arab terrorists.. I'm out of practice with this stuff. But you seem at the top of your game.

Mulder:
That's all I do. That's all I've been doing for the last five years. It's... been my life - such as it is.

The X-Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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Mulder:
Deputy, can you describe for me what you saw?

Deputy Wetzel:
Um - Well, I mean it was pretty dark, you know.. I-I didn't really see.. I don't know wha-, I don't know.

Mulder:
Well you must have seen something in order to run away from it, huh? You were responding to the same call we were - Of a monster prowling the neighborhood.

[camera moves to Sergeant Duthie - Scully, behind her, hides behind the ambulance door whenever camera is pointed towards her and Duthie]

Sergeant Paula Duthie:
We've been to this house before - The lady has a history of medication - You know what I mean?

Mulder:
Yeah, maybe - But she's not the only one seeing monsters. There's been half a dozen such sightings in this area in the past 60 days. Were you aware of that? (looks at Wetzel and Duthie)

Deputy Wetzel:
(shrugs) ..No.

The X-Files, Season 7  Show Quote

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LA County Sheriff's Deputy Keith Wetzel:
[Riding along with COPS cameraman] I don't know what it is about a full moon - It's just, something about it. People just go off the wall. I mean these are some pretty scary neighborhoods to begin with - I haven't been on the job that long myself, but, I've seen more than my fair share of crazy stuff. When the moon is full - It's just, like, times ten... I don't know, uh.. I don't know - Maybe it's the tides of something.. But irregardless - we're on the job, and if that makes people breathe a little easier knowing we're out there, or, be a little less nervous walking the streets at night, well, that's a good feeling.

[Computer beeps, receiving info about call - Wetzel types in and checks]

Deputy Wetzel:
Ok, we got a report of somebody lurking around the neighborhood making noise.. Actually, I take that back (looks at monitor) - We got a report of a.. "monster".. lurking around the neighborhood? Wha-? (turns to camera) ..Hey, it's a full moon.

The X-Files, Season 7  Show Quote

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[Opening voiceover]

Mulder:
I want to believe so badly; in a truth beyond our own hidden and obscured from all but the most sensitive eyes. In the endless procession of souls, in what cannot and will not be destroyed.. I want to believe we are unaware of God's eternal recompense and sadness.. That we cannot see His truth. That that which is born still lives and cannot be buried in the cold earth.. But only waits to be born again at God's behest, where in ancient starlight we lay.. in repose.

The X-Files, Season 7  Show Quote

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The Cigarette-Smoking Man:
[Approaches Spender in a parking garage] Agent Spender.. I need to speak with you.

Spender:
Who are you?

Cigarette-Smoking Man:
Somebody who's taken an interest in you - In this case of yours.. This case I gave you.

Spender:
[looks around, approaches CSM] ... What are you? CIA? NSA?

Cigarette-Smoking Man:
You're a bright boy.

Spender:
You said you had information.

Cigarette-Smoking Man:
..Control the board. Know which men to sacrifice and when.

Spender:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Cigarette-Smoking Man:
Don't become part of someone else's cause or crusade. Pursue your own self-interest - Always.

The X-Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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[Alex Krycek and a squad of soldiers approach Marita Covarrubias and a group of UN peacekeeping troops at a mass incineration site]

Krycek:
(speaking in Russian) Under what authority are you corrupting this crime scene?

Marita Covarrubias:
(responds in Russian) Under the United Nations Charter - Chapter 7, Articles 39 and 42.

Krycek:
(chuckles) Your authority isn't recognized here. Nor are your lies.

Marita Covarrubias:
These are U.N. peacekeepers. This is a mission of mercy.

Krycek:
This is a mission of fear. Yours and the men you work for.

Marita Covarrubias:
(scoffs) I don't know what you're talking about.

Krycek:
You go back and you tell them what you've seen here - What you've found.

Marita Covarrubias:
My name is Marita Covarrubias - I'm a Special Representative to the Secretary General of the United Nations.

Krycek:
I know who you are - I know who you work for. Now you go back and you tell them -

Marita Covarrubias:
Tell them what? What happened here?

Krycek:
..Tell them it's all going to hell.

The X-Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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Scully:
Who is the man who would create a life whose only hope is to die?

Mulder:
I don't know.. But that you found her, and you had a chance to love her - Maybe she was meant for that, too.

The X-Files, Season 5  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jose Chung:
Still, as a storyteller, I'm fascinated how a person's sense of consciousness can be... so transformed by nothing more magical than listening to words. Mere words.

The X-Files, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Scully:
(after having a suspect wear gloves that fit perfectly) Hope you saw what just happened in there.

Mulder:
Even if the gloves do fit, you can still acquit.

The X-Files, Season 5  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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