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Dojo:
[after Omi's defeat] What happened? I blinked and missed it.

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Jack Spicer:
Stay out of this Ashley.

Katnappé:
My evil name's Katnappe, doofus.

Jack Spicer:
Who you calling' doofus, Kitty Litter?

Katnappé:
Who you calling' Kitty Litter, Robo-freak?

Wuya:
Enough! Cease your bickering.

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Omi:
The Golden Tiger Claws are inside that palace?

Dojo:
That's what this rash is telling me. Ohhh. Wonder if there's an ointment for this? Ahhhh-hhhh!

Raimundo:
How do we get in there?

Clay:
Maybe if we knock on the door and ask real nice like?

Dojo:
That's the Emperor Palace. They don't just let anybody in there. We need connections!

Kimiko:
Oh, no worries. I'll call my dad.

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Omi:
I am very surprised Kimiko can lift such a heavy pot with her delicate female arms.

Kimiko:
[angry] WHAT!?!?

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Jack Spicer:
Standard for my folk’s parties. Snobfest a-go-go.

Ashley (Katnappé):
So, are you Jack? the kid they’re all talking about upstairs?

Jack Spicer:
[Perking up hopefully] They’re talking about me?! Are they calling me a genius?!

Ashley (Katnappé):
More like “weirdo”

Jack Spicer:
WHAT’S SO WEIRD ABOUT ME?!

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Omi:
[reading the "Ancient Guide to Females"] Oh yes! Females are easily frightened!

Kimiko:
[obviously irked] You're lucky you're cute, Omi.

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Omi:
In your head, Raimundo!

Raimundo:
It's 'In your face'.

Omi:
Talk to my fingers!

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Master Fung:
It is your most solemn duty as Xiaolin Warriors to find all the Shen Gong Wu before Wuya does.

Raimundo:
[raises hand] I have a question.

Master Fung:
Yes, Raimundo?

Raimundo:
I saw my room, and no bed. Just a mat. What the dealy? [Everyone stares at him] Um, we can talk later...

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Dojo:
Can't believe I went from Temple Guardian to babysitter in less than a day!

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Omi:
And so our grand quest begins. Follow me, TO VICTORY! [From off-screen] I have no idea where I'm going.

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[Raimundo turns off the game Omi is playing and Omi starts crying]

Omi:
YAAH! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL! [to the game] Po-chi are you in there?!Can you hear the sound of my voice?!

[Raimundo laughs and Kimiko punches him]

Kimiko:
Don't mess with the monk!

Raimundo:
[Grimacing] Girl, you hit hard!

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Raimundo:
It’s a what now?

Dojo:
A Xiaolin Showdown. It’s what happens when two warriors reach a stalemate over a Shen Gong Wu. Two words: Freak-y.

Omi:
Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager my Two-Ton Tunic against your Mantis Flip Coin. Whoever reaches the last stone first wins the Eye of Dashi. And the other Shen Gong Wu as well.

Wuya:
Accept the challenge. Accept it!

Jack:
I accept your challenge, Omi.

Omi:
Let’s go! Xiaolin Showdown!

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Dojo:
That’s a Xiaolin Showdown for ya. Always keeps you guessing. Gong Yi Tanpai! That means “go”.

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Master Fung:
You have all done exceptionally well. Wouldn’t you agree, Dojo?

Dojo:
Not bad, for amateurs.

Master Fung:
The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step.

Dojo:
Where do you get this stuff?

Master Fung:
I have a desk calendar.

Omi:
Master Fung, there are so many Shen Gong Wu left to be found.

Master Fung:
Your new friends will help.

Omi:
Oh, yes, master. I have already taught much to Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay.

Master Fung:
But, Omi, they are here to teach you.

Omi:
But I am the chosen one.

Master Fung:
You aren’t the only chosen one, Omi. Someday your new friends may become Dragons, as well. Kimiko, the Dragon of Fire. Clay, the Dragon of Earth. And Raimundo, the Dragon of the Wind.

Omi:
Is this true, master?

Master Fung:
Yes, but I didn’t want to tell you until you were ready.

[Omi groans]

Clay:
I don’t think he was ready.

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Raimundo:
You knew you couldn't beat us with your old man kung fu.

Omi:
[laughing hysterically] Raimundo mocks Clay's Tai Chi by calling it "old man kung fu!" He implies Clay is like an old man doing kung fu!

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Omi:
I foolishly and shamefully lost a quarter second on the sandbags. As you might say, I smell bad.

Raimundo:
I stink, not I smell bad.

Omi:
I stink?

Raimundo:
Yeah, and you smell bad, too. [laughs]

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Raimundo:
There has gotta be some way outta here. Okay. Those walls are solid.

Kimiko:
Let me try. [she throws Raimundo on a mime wall] You're right. Those walls are solid.

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Omi:
Yuck! This candy tastes most unpleasant!

Raimundo:
That 'cause it's lipstick.

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Kimiko:
You maybe those boots make you look like a dweeb. right, Jack?

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Raimundo:
So, Clay? Can I give the Eye of Dashi a try?

Clay:
Sure thing, Raimundo.

Omi:
What? Why? I should try it before you. I found it.

Raimundo:
Your snooze, your lose!

Omi:
Then perhaps, I'll try the Fist of Tebigong on your head!

Kimiko:
Guys, knock it off! Or I'll Third Arm Sash your mouths shut!

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Raimundo:
Well, this is nice, eh? The three of us friends having a few laughs together. But where's our fourth friend, Mr. Clay? Oh, that's right. HE'S LOSING THE FIST OF TEBIGONG TO JACK SPICER! DID YOU GUYS FORGET THAT?!

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Dojo:
Ooh, that Fist of Tebigong must be close, 'cause I'm getting a wicked case of Shen Gong Wu rash! Yeah, it kinda itches here, but it's more burny down there, and behind the my tail I've got this unsightly cracking. I mean it, it's ooh.

Kimiko:
I meant with the location of the Shen Gong Wu!

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Clay:
Hmm, seems like the feller don't mean any harm.

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Omi:
My viper strike was not very good.

Dizzy Omi:
I never made it passed level 1.

Fat Omi:
I ate cookie dough all night. [burps] Oh. May I never be hungry again.

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