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Yokas:
No Circuit City open-box-special, for starters. And I want a witness.

Capt. Finney:
I brought a witness.

Yokas:
No, I want a witness that doesn't file you under "Boss" in his Rolodex. In fact, I want two. And I want a deal.

Capt. Finney:
You want a deal?

Yokas:
Full immunity.

Capt. Finney:
And you'll tell me everything?

Yokas:
Every detail.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Levine (about Kathy):
She turned the burner on "light" mode and then just walked away to lie on the couch. She didn't notice the ticking sound?

Carlos:
Maybe she couldn't hear it over all the voices in her head.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Levine (to Kathy):
First you "accidentally" swallow a bunch of antacids.

Kathy:
That wasn't an accident. That was a bad decision.

Levine:
Okay. But then you "accidentally" turn the gas on, leave it on with all the windows closed. A person might think you're trying to harm yourself.

Kathy:
I see what you mean, but really, I'm fine.

Levine:
I don't believe you.

Carlos:
Oh, and I'm insensitive?

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Prisoner (about Cruz):
Dead bitch walking.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Levine:
Carlos, the woman ate a bunch of pills and now there's a gas leak in her building. Do you see?

Carlos:
I see you're hell-bent on ruining this day.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Judge Stark:
In the meantime, the defendant will be held at the Riker's Island detention center.

Cruz:
You can't be serious.

Judge Stark:
Next case.

Rivers:
Your Honor, permission to approach?

Judge Stark:
Next case, as in the one after this one.

Cruz:
That's a death sentence and you know it.

Judge Stark:
A death sentence without a trial? Who would do a thing like that? I'm a big fan of due process.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Rivers (to the judge about Cruz):
Your Honor, my client has been a member of the NYPD for ten years. She hasn't missed a day of work except when injured in the line of duty. She's not exactly a flight risk.

Ross:
To the contrary, Your Honor. The defendant has a list of civilian complaints lodged against her the size of the Manhattan yellow pages, and she's been the subject of three Internal Affairs investigations. Additionally, she has no living relatives or any other ties to the community. If she has a brain cell, she already has a plane ticket in her pocket.

Rivers:
That's blatantly and demonstrably false, Your Honor.

Judge Stark:
That she has a brain cell or a plane ticket? Sergeant Cruz, do you, or do you not have ties to the community?

Cruz:
Depends on your definition.

Judge Stark:
What happened to your face?

Cruz:
I… tripped over my ties to the community.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Levine (about Carlos):
She's obviously suicidal.

Carlos:
Oh, come on. If she wanted to kill herself all she had to do was go...

Levine:
Would you keep your voice down? She doesn't need instructions.

Carlos:
I am not gonna spend the rest of the day at Bellevue because some wack job tried to get high on Rolaids. I'm not.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Carlos (to Kathy):
So, um, let me get this straight. You thought that you were gonna die from eating too many antacid tablets?

Kathy:
That won't kill me?

Carlos:
Maybe if you're eating them when you're walking out into traffic...

Levine:
Carlos.

Carlos:
...or something. Um, actually, you shouldn't exceed the recommended dose of any medication unless you first consult your physician.

Kathy:
Even if I'm just taking them to get high?

Carlos:
Especially then. Yeah, you shouldn't abuse medicine for any reason, ever.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Kathy:
I guess I wanted to, you know, see what it was like to do drugs. So I took a bunch of pills then I instantly regretted it, but it was too late. I called you guys because I didn't know how long I had and I hate those stories when the neighbors call the police because they smell a bad odor. So if I died, I wanted to make sure somebody found me right away.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Kathy:
I'm fine, so… never mind.

Carlos:
Well, there's paperwork for "never mind" so you might as well just let us in.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Prisoner:
If it wasn't her brother, it was somebody else's.

Cruz:
Oh, that's brilliant.

Prisoner:
Are you calling me stupid?

Cruz:
No. Pissing off a cop who's gonna be out of here by five o'clock is... is genius.

Prisoner:
Well, at least I know how to do some math, bitch. There's a whole bunch of us and one of you.

Cruz:
Fine. I'm scared. I'm gonna be over in the corner trembling, bitch.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Prison Guard:
Cruz! Cruz! Come on, come on.

Cruz:
Speak up, I think a few people in Guam didn't hear you.

Prison Guard:
I need a next of kin.

Cruz:
I don't have one.

Prison Guard:
Cousin? Aunt?

Cruz:
I understand the concept. I don't have one.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Prisoner (to Cruz):
Wherever I've seen you, I didn't like you

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Carlos (about Stu):
I know him.

Walsh:
You do?

Carlos:
Well, I don't know him, I know of him. Interdepartmental basketball. He's their center. This is great.

Levine:
Not for me. I was gonna play center.

Carlos:
It's great because it means he's ugly.

Levine:
What are you talking about?

Carlos:
Well, excuse me, but some of us are sick and tired of the parade of Joe Hunky Fire Dudes who show up just long enough to get all the women all worked up then slither off into the sunset.

DK:
As opposed to someone who just bothers 'em and won't go away.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Grace:
So, Lieu, what do you know about the new guy?

Walsh:
He needs to buy a vowel for his last name.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Levine:
Grace, what sign are you?

Grace:
I don't know.

Levine:
Everyone knows what sign they are.

Grace:
Okay. How about I don't care?

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Sully (about Finney):
Do this punk a favor, Davis, and get him out of my face.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Sully (to Monroe):
CT Finney is scum. And anyone or anything that touched him is scum. You got a problem with that, I can drop you off back at the station.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Carlos:
I'm a Virgo.

Levine:
I know.

Carlos:
The lover.

Levine:
Virgo is the virgin.

Carlos:
I knew it had something to do with sex.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Finney (to Davis):
Oh, I'd like to drive.

Davis:
Oh, I'm sure you would. PPOs don't drive. I will let you do all the paperwork produced by our unit until I feel you've earned the right to drive. How about that?

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Swersky:
The new officer's name is Brendan Finney.

Sully:
Finney? He's gonna have a bitch of a time with that name. The only other Finney on the job I know is that filthy rat bastard Captain from IAB.

Swersky:
Sully…

Sully:
This guy's the dirtiest cop I know. Now he's the one that's investigating all of us.

Swersky:
Sullivan! This is Probationary Officer Finney. Captain Finney's son.

Sully:
You gotta be kidding me.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

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Davis (to Finney):
I'm your Field Training Officer. That means I evaluate you at the end of each day. So far you've run another RMP off the road, you've pointed a gun at a 10-year-old, and you've completely disrespected a superior officer. I would suggest you adjust your attitude and start listening to me or your career's gonna be over before it starts. I don't give a damn who your daddy is.

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Finney (to Davis):
You really think I give a damn what you people think of my father?

– Third Watch, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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