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[Don penalizes Father & Son for 20 minutes due to Dwayne reading the travel tip while drowning]

Don:
Dwayne, Junior, you're the first to arrive at this Chill Zone.

Dwayne:
Ha-ha! Yes! We are the best.

Don:
Unfortunately, you broke a rule when you read the travel tip before reuniting with Junior on the beach.

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[The Geniuses finish writing their calculations on the sand to build a sand sculpture of the Palace of Versailles]

Ellody:
373,996 cubic yards, done. Now to build a perfect model with our data. [the wave washes over the sand, washing away their calculations] OUR DATA!!

Mary:
We'll have to wing it.

Ellody:
I never wing! [grips hold on Mary's shoulders; freaking out] I DON'T KNOW HOW!

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Geoff and Brody:
Never…say…DIE!

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[The Geniuses got eliminated because spent they too much time planning to build their Palace of Versailles sand sculpture of working on it, to the point that they failed to leave for Iceland by the time the next-furthest team reached the Chill Zone]

Don:
[riding a helicopter, calling to the Geniuses below] Ahoy, Geniuses! I'm afraid the other teams have reached the Chill Zone! You are out of the race! I'm in a helicopter! This is so cool! [flies off]

Ellody:
How ironic. Our strength in urban planning was also our downfall.

Mary:
That just proves how flawed this show is. But, we played our part.

Ellody:
I suppose geniuses aren't always as smart as they think.

[The Geniuses laugh hysterically while leaving the beach]

Mary:
You told a joke?

Ellody:
I did.

Mary:
Wonderful.

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Don:
The geysers of Geysirskil are part of an active volcano field tucked under a skimpy 20 centimeter layer of selicious center. Whatever that is. Sounds dangerous though.

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Sanders:
There's the Don box!

Vulk:
[gets a tip] It's an All-In. "Broken Icelandic Telephone?"

Don:
For this All-In, teams need to hold down the button on this speaker box to hear me say, "Please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic, with perfect pronunciation. [presses the speaker button; through speaker, in Icelandic language] Vinsamelast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. Then they must run across the geothermal field of hot springs, and repeat the sentence to this Icelandic local. [exclaims in disgust to the dress] Sweet sister of ducks, what are you wearing? Say the sentence right, you get the next tip. Say it wrong, and you have to go all the way back to hear the sentence again.

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Josee:
[in Icelandic] Vinsamegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. [the local gives them their next tip] "Take the helicopter to Skaftafell National Park, and find the next Don box."

[The Ice Dancers board the helicopter while they wait]

Don:
The Ice Dancers have the lead, but now they'll have to wait. The helicopter will only depart once six teams are aboard.

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Devin:
[shivering while freezing] This reminds me of, um, last winter when Shelley locked me out of the car for buying her the wrong kind of tea.

Carrie:
He got frost bite and nearly lost three toes over a tea? He deserves better than that. A rabid goat deserves better than that.

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Crimson:
[after saying the Icelandic sentence correctly] Most of our favourite bands are from Iceland, so, yeah, we speak a language.

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Chet:
[scoffs] I had the first half of the sentence, [shoves Lorenzo] you were supposed to remember the second half!

Lorenzo:
[shoves Chet in return] Other way around, butt stain!

[The local annoyingly shoves them both; Stepbrothers' interview]

Chet:
That girl is so into me.

Lorenzo:
You wish. She's into me, jerky.

Chet:
As if! You're dreaming!

Lorenzo:
You're the one who needs to wake up!

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Ryan:
I memorized the first half, Stephanie took the second half.

Stephanie:
We share everything… except french fries. If he ever touches my fries… KA-BLAM!

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Emma:
Vinsamlegast… gefðu… Uhh…

Kitty:
[finishing up] …mér mina travel ábending.

Emma:
[annoyed] You interrupted me and almost ruined our chances.

Kitty:
But I got it right.

Emma:
Yeah, this time you did. Lucky us. Next time you try to help, don't help.

Kitty:
Okay.

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Kelly:
[in Icelandic] Vinsamlegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending.

Taylor:
Wow, way to not ruin everything for a change. [Kelly takes the tip and runs off to the helicopter, ignoring her] Oh, my gosh, Mom, don't sulk. It was a compliment, hello?

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[Due to Laurie's injuries from the bullet ants, Miles made both elements of the costume which broke the instructions of the challenge; The Vegans then got eliminated while suffering a 30-minute penalty and by the time it has ended, every other team had surpassed them]

Don:
Rockers in 14th! Second-last place! Well, tofu break, ladies. You've been cut from the race. Maybe you can get a job at a tempeh agency. Soy long.

Miles:
[disappointed] All our plans for the money.

[The Vegans walk sadly away as they're departed]

Don:
Now that the last truly unselfish players have been eliminated, things are gonna get ugly. Next time on The Ridonculous Race.

Miles:
That millions dollars would've helped so many causes.

Laurie:
I know. And I ate meat. [weeps]

Miles:
Your heart was in the right place. Not the one you ate. I mean, your heart. The one inside you. Like as they're both inside you. But, I mean the-

Laurie:
Please. Stop talking.

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Stephanie:
[scolding Ryan while they climb up the cliff after falling into the gorge] I said, "Let's use a vine, that tree's about to crack!" But did you listen? No!

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Owen:
[after swallowing a coconut in whole] It's okay! I got it down.

Noah:
Great. Let's wait eight hours and see if there was a tip in that one. [pokes Owen in the stomach with a stick]

Owen:
Ow. You got me right in the coconut.

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MacArthur:
[as the local rejects their second costume] It's called being creative!

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Jacques:
Tell me again what happened?

Josee:
I told you, a monkey jumped down from a tree, picked up a coconut and threw it at you.

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[Goths' interview]

Crimson:
[in her all-pitched-black Carnival costume] Bright colors are for people who are trying to make up for the fact that they lead sad, monotonous lives.

Ennui:
Yeah.

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Miles:
I had to take control of the team if we had any chance of finishing the challenge today. Laurie could hardly see because those mean ants turned her face into raw meat.

Laurie:
Mmm…

Miles:
Uh, I'm sorry, what was that a yummy sound?

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[The Vegans are the first to reach the Chill Zone]

Laurie:
Yes! Yes! From last place to first in one day!

Miles:
We deserve it.

Don:
No, you deserve a 30-minute penalty, which you're getting.

Miles:
Why?! We won fair and square!

Don:
Each one of you were supposed to make a component of the costume, but Miles made both of yours. [Laurie groans in dismay and Miles mopes in disappointment and they step aside as the Ice Dancers leap onto the carpet] Ice Dancers, you're in 1st place!

Josee:
[blows a kiss] Yes! In your face, Veg- [screams terrifyingly at Laurie's face and so does Jacques]

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Tom:
I hope there's enough room for your giant head and all your great ideas in there.

Jen:
[annoyingly gets in the coffin] It'll be nice to have you carry me for a change.

Tom:
The only change is that this time, you're in a coffin. [pushes down the coffin]

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Ennui:
[holding a portrait] Doesn't Vlad look striking?

Crimson:
I see the similarities.

Ennui:
Stop. You'll make me blush.

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Carrie:
So, you do a fashion blog? That is so cool! Which one of you guys started it?

Tom and Jen:
[in unison] I did.

Tom:
No, I did.

Jen:
I did.

Tom and Jen:
[in unison] I did. I did!

[Fashion Bloggers' interview]

Jen:
Okay. You typed it up, but it was my idea, so I was the creator and you were more like… a secretary.

Tom:
I'm sorry. What?!

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