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Triple H:
So let me get this straight now...at Unforgiven, it's gonna be the Championship Scramble where, 5 men are gonna get in the ring to try to capture the WWE championship; it'll be myself, MVP...

[the crowd boos]

Triple H:
Shelton Benjamin...

[the crowd boos again]

Triple H:
Brian Kendrick...

[the crowd boos again]

Triple H:
...no no no no, not just any Brian Kendrick, THE Brian Kendrick...

[the crowd boos louder]

Triple H:
...and the enigma Jeff Hardy. [the crowd cheers] Now here's the trick - they can get in the ring and they don't have to beat me to become champion; they can beat any one of them, and the last one to catch a fall, in the 20 minutes, walks out the WWE champion, now...those odds don't favor me very much, they practically guarantee that the title will change hands. But I just wanna let these guys know one thing before you all go out and start celebrating, buying yourself a Rolex or a, a fancy new sports car to celebrate your big win of becoming WWE champion, here's the thing you gotta understand, guys: the fifth guy in that ring...the fifth guy in that ring is a 12-time champion. [the crowd cheers] The fifth guy in that ring has been in every match that the WWE has to offer, and has come out on top! The fifth guy is known for a very good reason as the Game. He is also known as the King of Kings, and trust me, there is only one-

[suddenly Kenny Dykstra's music hits as he comes out and marches towards the ring]

Jim Ross:
Wow. What the...

Tazz:
It's Kenny Dykstra, what...

Jim:
Kenny Dykstra interrupting the WWE champion, somewhat disrespectful - extremely disrespectfully, for a fact-

[Kenny snatches the mic from Triple H's hand]

Kenny:
So I'm not even considered for the Championship Scramble? Really?! I'm sick and tired of people not taking me serious around here. My name is Kenny Dykstra, and-

[Triple H kicks Kenny in the gut and gives him the Pedigree]

Jim:
Oh, oh...and this is a Pedigree -

Tazz:
Oh, God!

Jim:
- from the WWE champion!

[Triple H picks up his title and then the mic]

Triple H:
Good to see ya, Kenny. [drops the mic and leaves the ring]

Tazz:
Well, I tell ya, I give Kenny Dykstra a lot of credit for coming out here and getting right in the face of the WWE champion, but...that Pedigree was nasty!

Jim:
Well, Dykstra's got a world of talent and abilities, but I can't say so much for his timing!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2008  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Hornswoggle attacks Jonathan Coachman]

JBL:
Referees don't do that.

Michael Cole:
Well, when you're a McMahon, you can do whatever you want to do, right?

JBL:
Oh, that's a good point.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Batista:
I grew up a pretty poor kid in Washington, DC. Getting in fights all the time, had to fight my way out of a lot of bad situations. And WWE, same thing. Been in fights A to Z. Street fights, cage matches, you name it. Been there, done that. But this past Sunday, I did something, I accomplished something I thought I might never do. I beat The Undertaker. I, the rivalry between The Undertaker and myself, it's, it's been a war. He's won one, I've won one, we got two draws, in my book, that makes us even. Which is perfect for tonight, since we are tag team partners. So this is what I wanna say. We're not, we have not settled our differences by any means. But Undertaker, tonight, I've got your back and my question is, I'm wondering if you've got my back. 'Cause if you don't [The Undertaker's gong goes off and The Undertaker appears]

The Undertaker:
You can rest assured, I got your back. Because you still have the one thing that I want.

Batista:
Are you saying you want a rematch? Done. You've got it. [drops the microphone and prepares to leave the ring]

Undertaker:
Batista. Hell in a Cell!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Batista:
Yeah! Hell yeah! Oh, you have no, no idea how good I feel. I'm all dressed up, got my new suit on, got my new shoes on, bam! I'm in Hotlanta! And I am once again the World Heavyweight Champion! Yes! This Sunday, at Unforgiven, I was fortunate enough to overcome the former, let me say that again, the former World Heavyweight Champion, The Great Khali, and my good friend, a man who I respect very much and I was proud and privileged to compete against, Mr. 619, Rey Mysterio. Yes sir. Yes sir. Rey, you're my brother, I love you, and you will be World Heavyweight Champion again. I know it in my heart. But for right now, for me, The Great Khali will exercise the rematch clause in his contract. So as it stands, it will be The Great Khali versus Batista at No Mercy. In what he calls a Punjabi Prison match. [Mark Henry's music hits]

Michael Cole:
Well ladies and gentlemen, the self-proclaimed silverback, the world's strongest man, Mark Henry, who John, Sunday at Unforgiven, gave the returning Undertaker a hell of a physical battle. But what brings him out to confront The Animal tonight?

JBL:
Mark Henry said he's gonna do whatever he wants, and nobody can do anything about it. I think that's what brings Mark Henry out. He's the king of the jungle, Michael. Mark Henry does whatever he wants.

Mark Henry:
Batista, I can care less about this celebration of yours. I can care less about your Punjabi Prison match that you're gonna have with The Great Khali at No Mercy. But what I do care about, is next week. The Undertaker returns to SmackDown! in a match against me. The World's Strongest Man. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna end The Undertaker's illustrious career. Come to think of it, I might need a little warmup for The Undertaker next week. And don't worry, don't worry. I won't even take a shot at your precious new title. Because all these people know, and deep in your heart, you know, that if I want that belt, I'll take it whenever I want it.

Batista:
Mark Henry, you are as stupid as you are ugly. Last time I checked, you were getting your ass handed to you at Unforgiven by the Deadman. You got the nerve, you got the nerve to come out here and call me out? I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. You've had a Batista beatdown coming for a long-ass time. And tonight, you're gonna get it. You want a match? You're on.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Edge:
Now I know what you're all thinking. Now I know what you're all thinking, but fear naught, just because I'm hosting The Cutting Edge, that doesn't mean that you won't see me in action here tonight. See, as I understand it, Vickie Guerrero's gonna have a - an announcement for a double main event a little later on tonight, and for your people's sake, let's hope I'm involved.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield:
True.

Edge:
But on to The Cutting Edge and, you know I bet you people think I couldn't outdo myself, because my guest last week was Batista. [crowd cheers] Oh no, but my guest tonight is bigger than that. That's right, I I I, I outdid myself, my guest tonight actually asked to be on The Cutting Edge. And, and his wish is my demand. See, my guest tonight is the chairman of the board of World Wrestling Entertainment. My guest tonight is Mr. McMahon! [Mr. McMahon's entrance hits and Mr. McMahon walks slowly to the ring]

Michael Cole:
Well there is the man who's going through mood swings galore since losing the, the ECW Championship Sunday at One Night Stand. And on Raw, out of control, vindictive, menacing at times, just borderline crazy. But yet on ECW, Mr. McMahon, the complete opposite. Catatonic, almost trance-like at times.

JBL:
He deserves to do whatever he wants, as capricious as it is! He's the chairman of the board, he should be on the hundred dollar bill! He should be President of the United States of America! [Edge is clapping]

Edge:
Mr. McMahon, I wanna, I wanna let you know what a pleasure it is to have you on my show. You know I'm sure this is gonna be a night that I'll never forget. You know, I'm, first things first, I wanna ask you a question that, uh, now I've been thinking all week because I, I'm watching this Monday on Raw and it's kinda been on the, the top of my head and I'm sure all these people have been wondering the same thing and, that's how you feelin'? How, how, how are you doing, Vince?

Mr. McMahon:
[in a trance-like state] They, they all walked through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil, for thou art evil. [crowd chants "You Suck!"]

Edge:
Vince, uh, like I said, I wanna thank you for being on the show. I, I know you have a, an insane, hectic, a busy schedule and I wanna thank you for taking a little bit of time out to, to come out on The Cutting Edge here tonight. I don't wanna dwell on the past, I don't wanna dwell on One Night Stand because the, the future's bright. The future is so bright. You know, this Monday on Raw, we have the, the WWE draft. And like we've all said it, the WWE draft is a, a chance to shake things up. It, it, it's an important night and, I don't know about Monday, but I know Fridays on SmackDown!. They, they do the shaking up. Yeah. And even more important than that, Mr. McMahon, this Monday is Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night. [crowd boos] I'm not gonna disrespect you like, like John Cena. [crowd cheers] Like Ric Flair, or, or even, or even Lashley. I'm not gonna do that because let's face it. The reason that I am in this ring is because you. The reason that all of these people are here tonight. The reason that, that millions of people tune into SmackDown! every week is because of you, Mr. McMahon. And no matter what happened on One Night Stand, you, you haven't lost a thing in my eyes. You haven't lost any dignity because like you said, you, you still have your empire. You still have all of your money. And, and in the squared circle of life, Mr. McMahon, you, you are a world champion. [hands McMahon the World Heavyweight Championship and puts it in his lap, but McMahon doesn't move] Give it up for Mr. McMahon. That's right.

McMahon:
[stands up] You're no better. You're no better. You're no better. You're no better than Cena, you're no better than...Lashley. You're a sycophant! Vengeance. Vengeance is mine. You one-on-one, for that, against Batista. [crowd cheers]

Edge:
That, that, that's not fair. That, that's not fair. I've already beaten Batista twice.

McMahon:
Fair?

Edge:
It's unfair.

McMahon:
Fair?

Edge:
It's not fair.

McMahon:
Fair. Life is not fair. Life SUCKS and then you die. [crowd chants "Batista"] See, regardless of the draft, it's you and Batista for that, do, do or die. You do, he dies. Do or die. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[after the Undertaker gets beaten down by Mark Henry following his steel cage match with Batista]

John "Bradshaw" Layfield [as the officials get Mark to leave]:
He said he wanted to make an impact, Michael, and he said there wasn't anything anybody could do about it.

[suddenly Edge's music hits]

Michael Cole:
Wh-whoa - Edge-

[Edge marches towards the ring, Money in the Bank briefcase in hand]

JBL:
You gotta be kidding me. No.

Michael:
No! No...

JBL:
No, come on, Edge, no, not this way! No, damn it! No!

[Edge hands his briefcase to referee Jimmy Korderas and yells out his intention to cash it in]

Michael:
I can't-

[Korderas beckons over ring announcer Tony Chimel and tells him of Edge cashing in his briefcase]

Tony Chimel:
Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed that Edge is cashing in his Money in the Bank championship match; so therefore, this is an official championship match for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Michael:
This is not happening! Please tell me this is not happening!

JBL:
It's brilliant. It's brilliant, Michael.

[the bell rings]

Michael [as Edge quickly covers the Undertaker, who is still down from Mark Henry's beating]:
The referee is disgusted! I'm disgusted! [as the referee counts] Here's the cover, hook to the leg, and Undertaker kicked out! Come on, Taker! [as a stunned Edge covers him again] Come on, Undertaker! Cover again! [Undertaker kicks out at 2 again] And again, the champion kicks out!

JBL [as a look of disbelief crosses Edge's face]:
But how much does Undertaker have left?

Michael:
The referee had no choice-

JBL:
He's spent!

Michael:
The referee had no choice but to make this match official. Edge has cashed in the Money in the Bank he won on Raw Monday night. [suddenly Undertaker tries to sit up, much to Edge's shock] And Undertaker-

JBL:
You're kidding me.

Michael:
The beaten Undertaker! [Undertaker collapses back to the mat] Undertaker tried to sit up; he couldn't quite do it! After the assault by Mark Henry, the battle in the steel cage, but perhaps Edge is second-guessing himself here! [Edge is now standing in the corner, waiting for the Undertaker to get back up] What does he have to do to keep the Phenom down?

JBL:
Edge is a shark that smells blood in the water, Michael! He's become world champion like this before, and I don't care how many times the Undertaker sits up, he's got nothing left!

Michael:
Undertaker can't even pull himself up by the ropes! He is a beaten, defenseless, helpless champion! And that piranha-

JBL:
As much as you don't like it, Michael, this is a brilliant, brilliant move by Edge!

Michael:
That sick piranha! That piranha Edge is measuring the Undertaker!

JBL [as the Undertaker finally stands up]:
He's a piranha that could be our next world champion!

[Edge hits the Undertaker with his spear]

Michael:
Spear! [Edge covers the Undertaker and the referee counts to 3] The cover! Not this way! Not this way! Dammit!

[the bell rings and the referee hands the World Heavyweight Championship belt to Edge, then raises his arm]

Tony:
Here is your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, the Rated-R Superstar, Edge!

Michael:
I am absolutely sick! I am disgusted! The ultimate opportunist has done it, again!

JBL:
This is the second time he's won a world championship like this, Michael, and I don't care how disgusted you are; sometimes, you win by attrition, but what is important is, you win - right there, Michael, is our new world champion, Edge!

Michael:
I can - I'm still trying to...to get it all straight in my mind; I mean, it's shocking, it is startling, Edge is ch- [Edge has marched over to the announce desk, banging it and yelling at Michael] Yeah, it is yours. It is yours, Edge.

JBL:
You're damn right it is!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

John "Bradshaw" Layfield:
Five days ago at Armageddon, I was appalled, horrified at what transpired in front of me. Teddy Long, for his own amusement, for his entertainment, brought back a match that had been dormant for seven and a half years. An inferno match. There is a reason we don't have inferno matches for the last seven and a half years. You see, it looks really good on paper. Somebody gets burned. Until you realize somebody gets burned. A human being was set on fire at Armageddon. Where pictures in the Bible describe Hell as human flesh burning and people screaming in pain. That is what happened. Hell was brought to MVP at Armageddon, and every single bit of it was Teddy Long's fault. This is what Teddy Long did to MVP. [clips from the inferno match between Kane and MVP at Armageddon are shown] Look at this. He put him in the ring with a monster, Kane, and Kane set him on fire. That folks, is not entertainment. That is a human being burning! That is flesh rotting and burning off a human corpse! Right next to me, MVP comes. I can smell the flesh of a human being burning. Something I will never forget to the day that I die was that I watched a human being and thankfully, mercifully, they put him out. And Teddy, you call this entertainment? I call it garbage. So I'll tell you what, Theodore Long, you come down here right now. I don't demand your censure, I think you should be fired, but tonight, you come down here and you apologize to me, you apologize to SmackDown!, and you damn sure come down here and apologize to MVP, because MVP can't be here right now because he's lying in a burn unit! Come on out Teddy! [nothing happens] Teddy, I have a list of lawyers in arm law. You will be sued. You come down here right now. Do you hear me?! [nothing happens] Okay. If you won't come down, Teddy, then let's talk about the people that are really responsible. [points to the fans] You. And you. Each and every one of you and you cheer. You don't cheer because a guy gave his life for you in this ring. It's not enough that you pay your money and somebody spend, spends 200 days away from his family each year! It's not enough! Somebody gives his health to this very ring! I'm not in this ring because I broke my back, and that's enough for you sick people! You got to see a head broken open by a chair. You got to see somebody fall off a building. You got to see somebody caught on fire. You people are responsible and it disgusts me! Rome did not fall because of the gladiators in the Colosseum. Rome fell because of the sick people in the stands. Now think about this, you people wish for one instance in your life. You were like MVP and somebody would pay to see you. Well in your miserable life, there's not a soul alive that would pay to see one of you sons of bitches do anything! And if America, this great country goes down, it won't be because of what's good. It won't be because of great warriors. It will be because of people like you! You sick human beings! You have embarrassed yourself, you have embarrassed me. And take a lot at the person next to ya. You have embarrassed this country. You people make me sick.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2006  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[before a commercial break]

Michael Cole:
Hoo-rah! Hoo-rah! It's the Miz's debut, next on SmackDown!. The Miz!

JBL:
I'd rather have a root canal than sit here and watch Miz, the wrestling gods must hate me.

[after the break, as The Miz arrives for his WWE in-ring debut]

Michael:
We are back on SmackDown!. It's the debut of the Miz!

JBL:
Jerry Brisco is rolling over in his grave and Jerry's not even dead!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2006  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Chavo Guerrero's music hits and he appears. The crowd boos]

Michael Cole:
I can't wait to hear this. Nothing this man can say will convince me what he did to Rey Mysterio in the past two weeks was right.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield:
Where's your objectivity? Let's listen to what he has to say.

Tony Chimel:
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Chavo Guerrero.

JBL:
And why are you surprised? Why does Kasparov play chess? Why does Clemens pitch? It's in his DNA. It is in Chavo's DNA to be a Guerrero. I've known three generations of Guerreros; you cannot trust a Guerrero. Lie, cheat and steal, remember, Michael?

Michael:
Oh yeah, I remember. That's their motto, the Guerrero motto.

JBL:
Don't look down on it, Mr. High-and-Mighty.

Michael:
Eddie Guerrero made that phrase famous.

JBL:
And this is his nephew.

Chavo Guerrero:
People want to know why I screwed Rey Mysterio, why I betrayed Rey Mysterio. But first, I want to know: what is betrayal? Is betrayal stealing from another man? Is betrayal stealing his name from him? Stealing his blood? Because that's what Rey Mysterio did to me, did to my whole family, the Guerrero family. What? You don't believe me? You don't believe that Rey Mysterio is a thief? Let me tell you what he stole from me. I grew up with Eddie Guerrero. We were like brothers. We used to lie, cheat, and steal together. When Eddie passed away, we all felt it. We all felt it, we were all devastated. I retired from wrestling, I walked away from wrestling. But did Rey Mysterio? Noooo. He used the Guerrero name, Eddie's name. It seemed like every other match, Rey was dedicating the match to Eddie's memory. The Royal Rumble, No Way Out, even at WrestleMania. Every five minutes, he was mentioning Eddie's name, very, very convenient. And when Rey won the World Heavyweight Championship, it got even worse. Rey, you couldn't stand on your own, Rey, you couldn't keep the title on your own. What did you do? You used another Guerrero — me. Rey, I saved you from losing the title to JBL. I saved you from losing the title to Mark Henry. I saved you over and over and over again. But you decided to stand right here in the middle of this ring and take all the glory, and use Eddie's spotlight and Eddie's name that all of you chanted to him. At The Great American Bash, I couldn't take it anymore. And that's when I realized that Rey Mysterio, you didn't just steal Eddie from me, you didn't just steal Eddie from the Guerrero family, you stole the memory of Eddie from each and every one of these people out here, from you [points to one person in the audience], from you [points to another person in the audience]. People ask me why I did what I did. Because Rey Mysterio, you're nothing but a leech, living off the blood of the Guerrero name.

[Rey Mysterio appears and charges towards the ring]

Michael:
Oh my!

JBL:
Oh my!

Michael:
And look at this!

JBL:
No!

Michael [as Rey and Chavo begin fighting]:
It's Rey Mysterio! Rey has heard enough! Chavo, Rey unloading on Chavo Guerrero!

JBL:
Chavo was right! Chavo was right with everything he said!

Michael:
I thought it was a pathetic excuse, as Mysterio and Chavo continue to beat the hell out of each other inside the ring! [Rey and Chavo fall to the outside and keep fighting] And now it spills outside the ring; these two former best friends are beating the living hell out of each other!

JBL:
He shouldn't have desecrated Eddie's name; that's what Rey Mysterio-

Michael:
Rey never did that!

JBL:
You know damn well he did!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2006  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[during the World Heavyweight Championship rematch between King Booker and Rey Mysterio]

John "Bradshaw" Layfield:
I don't get it, Michael, what keeps Rey in this match? This stupid machismo thing!

Michael Cole [as King Booker grabs Rey from the top turnbuckle]:
Uh-oh, King Booker caught Mysterio!

JBL:
He may not be in it any longer!

Michael:
Rey Mysterio trying to reverse fortune here! Trying to shift balance and he does, kick to the midsection! Mysterio, a suplex!

[Rey gives King Booker a suplex]

JBL:
I know what keeps him in this match!

Michael [as Rey holds on to King Booker and sets him up for another suplex]:
And look at this!

JBL:
No!

Michael:
Look at this!

JBL:
It's the spirit of Eddie Guerrero!

Michael [as Rey hits the second suplex] Paying homage to Eddie Guerrero! The Three Amigos!

JBL:
No, no, no! [as Rey hits the third suplex] I've seen this from Eddie Guerrero, I've seen this from Rey Mysterio; I am sick of it!! [as Rey does Eddie's shimmy] Enough is enough!! No!

Michael [as Rey goes onto the apron and approaches the turnbuckles]:
And now Rey...

JBL:
No!!

Michael:
...with a little bit of Eddie in him! [as Queen Sharmell climbs the apron on the other side and tries to distract the referee] And look at Queen Sharmell up on the apron! [suddenly, Chavo Guerrero comes out through the crowd and grabs Rey] Hey! Who the hell-? [Chavo throws Rey onto the barricade behind him] Who the he-?

JBL:
Oh, my God!

Michael:
Is that Ch-? It's Chavo! It's Chavo again! What the hell is Chavo doing?!

JBL [as Chavo puts Rey back into the ring]:
Rey's out! Rey's unconscious!

Michael:
He bounced his head and his spine off the barricade! What the hell is wrong with Chavo?!

JBL:
There's nothing wrong with Chavo; I've known three Gue - generations of Guerreros! You can't trust a Guerrero!

Michael [as Chavo starts to make his way up the ramp]:
Chavo said he wasn't even in Detroit when we interviewed him, earlier tonight! Where the hell did he come from?!

JBL:
Just like Eddie, he lies! He cheats! He steals! You cannot trust a Guerrero!

Michael [as Rey slowly starts to get up]:
And King Booker is measuring Rey; the World Championship is on the line! [King Booker then hits a scissors kick on Rey] There's the scissors kick!

JBL:
Cinderella's done! Strike midnight!

Michael:
Not again!

JBL [as King Booker covers Rey and the referee counts to 3]:
Call her the fat lady! Call her the wicked mama!

Michael:
Not again! [the bell rings] Aww, damn it!

JBL:
Tell her the saying, the King of the World! [as Chavo leaves and Queen Sharmell embraces King Booker] I told you, he should not - Rey should not have upset the coronation!

Tony Chimel:
Here's your winner, and still World Heavyweight Champion, King Booker!

Michael [as the referee hands King Booker back his title]:
You gotta believe that Rey Mysterio was moments away from regaining the title, and for some God-unknown reason, he was screwed again by Chavo!!

JBL:
What are you, Sigmund Freud?! You don't know what I believe! I don't have to believe that! I believe the greatest word you can hear when you're a champion is, "still World Champion, King Booker"!

Michael:
Let's take another look at what happened at the end of this matchup. [replay of Chavo throwing Rey into the barricade] Yet again, for the first - for the second time this week, Chavo has betrayed one of his best friends, Rey Mysterio! [replay of King Booker's scissors kick on Rey on his way to the 3-count] And that betrayal allowing the king to retain the World Heavyweight Championship!

JBL:
Allowing King Booker to retain his place with destiny!

[back live, as King Booker and Queen Sharmell look back at the fallen Rey]

Michael:
The bottom line is, that man, Chavo Guerrero, has stabbed Rey Mysterio in the back!

JBL:
Tigers don't change colors, Michael!

Michael:
Chavo Guerrero is cold-blooded, bottom line!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2006  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

John "Bradshaw" Layfield:
We just witnessed the greatest travesty of all time at Judgment Day! [crowd chants "you suck"] Rey Mysterio is still the World Champion. [crowd cheers] But I challenged him to take on all comers. I appealed to his machismo. Well Rey, oh Rey! If you're still a man of your word, and you'll still take on all comers, then I'm gonna prove it was a fluke on Sunday! Come out here right now with your World Championship and let's do it right here! [Rey Mysterio's theme hits]

Michael Cole:
Oh ho ho! The World Champion, as he proved Sunday, is a man of his word! [Rey Mysterio comes out] A standing ovation for the man who's still living his dream, successfully defending the World Championship Sunday at Judgment Day.

Tazz:
I don't know how Mysterio did it on Sunday but he did it. He left Phoenix with the World Championship.

Rey Mysterio:
JBL, you're right. I did say I would take on all comers. And I took you on at Judgment Day. And I beat you!

JBL:
You sarcastic little punk, that was a fluke! Now get out here, let's do it right now!

Mysterio:
Hold on. JBL, you are the United States Champion. I don't, I don't see you defending your title. I don't see you taking on all comers.

JBL:
You little punk. You have the audacity to question me? THIS IS MY SHOW! I carry this company! And yes, I will take on all comers, because nobody but a true American hero represents this country better. I am proud to be your United States Champion.

Mysterio:
Did, did you, did you just say you are willing to take on all, all comers?

JBL:
I kicked you too hard in the head Rey. Is your mask covering your ears? Under the blood that you bled at Judgment Day covering up your ears? You want it in English? The answer is yes, I take on anybody!

Mysterio:
English, Spanish, I understood you. [speaks Spanish] So, since you are willing, let me introduce to you your opponent. Bobby Lashley!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2006  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

John "Bradshaw" Layfield [standing on the announcers' desk, waving to Rey Mysterio who is in the ring]:
Como está, my amigo? Sunday, Domingo, is Judgment Day, Rey. Your judgment day, when I take that championship off your undeserving body! But I got a question for you, Rey. [to Howard Finkel] Give him your microphone! Give him your microphone! [Finkel obliges and walks out of the ring. JBL addressing Rey again] You look like roadkill, vato! The last two weeks has been rough on you, Rey, ya look terrible! You don't even know which way is up, do ya? Rey! Let me ask you a question: do you even know where we are? [interrupting Rey before he could reply] Son! Son! I'll help ya: we're in Albuquerque, north Mexico. Do you even know, Rey? Look at - you got dain bramage, ese! Do you even know what year it is, Rey? [interrupting Rey before he could speak again] Rey, I'll help ya, I'll help ya...2006. Do you even know what day it is?

Rey Mysterio [walking towards JBL]:
May 19th!

JBL [feigning shock, then grinning]:
You said it...I didn't!

[JBL laughs hysterically as suddenly a fireball goes off and then Kane arrives. Rey looks shocked]

Michael Cole:
Oh...oh, my God!

Tazz:
What the hell-?

Michael:
You gotta be-

Tazz:
What, no!

Michael:
It's Kane! It's Kane! It's Kane!

Tazz:
No! No!

Michael:
JBL, you sick bastard!

Tazz:
What are you - what is going on?!

Michael:
You gotta be kiddin' me! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Tazz:
No!

Michael:
Kane! Oh my God, this is gonna be a massacre! [Kane enters the ring and immediately attacks Rey; the bell rings to start the match] Kane, beating the hell out of Mysterio!

Tazz:
You gotta be kid - I, I'm...I'm shocked!

Michael:
JBL, what the hell is wrong with you?? What the hell is wrong with you?!?

JBL:
You shouldn't upset Kane, you know what Kane hates when you say that! He shouldn't upset the Big Red Machine! This is Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger all rolled into one, except for the fact he's a living, breathing human being, and he is a walking, talking stud!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2006  Show Quote

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Stephanie McMahon:
Tonight marks a very special edition of SmackDown!, because tonight, one of the greatest superstars in WWE history returns to SmackDown!. That's right ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the phenom, The Undertaker! But that's not all. Eric Bischoff wants to drop a bombshell and invite Stone Cold Steve Austin to Raw? Well tonight, I have a bombshell of my own. Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for a big surprise.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2003  Show Quote

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[Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle are about to compete in a number one contender's match]

Stephanie McMahon:
Allow me to introduce to you, the next competitor, a legendary superstar that I just signed to SmackDown!, ladies and gentlemen, the phenom, The Undertaker!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2002  Show Quote

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[Kurt Angle comes out to the ring for his match against Rey Mysterio. The crowd chants "you suck" along to his music]

Michael Cole:
And welcome to the season premiere of SmackDown!, the only place you can see the Olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle! [after Kurt poses and the pyro goes off for his entrance] And Kurt Angle on his way to the ring, set for action against Rey Mysterio, and Angle will be a part of SmackDown! next week in Colorado Springs; who knows what awaits us there!

Tazz:
Well, let's talk about the major media coverage for the season premiere of SmackDown!.

Michael:
That's tonight!

Tazz:
Good job! Billy and Chuck right in the thick of it! They did the Today show, the tomato, they did Howard Stern - well, they didn't really do Stern, but they were on his show; they were in the, uh, New York Post, that covers the newspaper in New York, and then the USA Today which, uh, covers America! [singing] America, America! [Michael laughs]

[the crowd boos as Kurt takes the microphone]

Kurt Angle:
How appropriate! We're here in "Mini"...and I have a return match with Rey Mysterio! Pretty funny, huh? Get it? Rey Mysterio being "mini" -

Tazz:
Good segue.

Kurt:
- you know, short? Oh, come on, people, that's funny!

Tazz:
I like that bit. I hate short people!

Kurt:
It's a heck of a lot funnier than me gettin' the Stinkface last week! [the crowd cheers] Oh yeah, people were yuckin' it up then, they thought it was hilarious!

Crowd:
What?

Kurt:
Well, I'll tell you what's not gonna be so funny...

Crowd:
What?

Kurt:
...what I'm about to do to Rey Mysterio tonight!

Crowd:
What?

Kurt:
...you people like Rey Mysterio, huh?

Crowd:
What? [cheers]

Kurt:
That figures...since most of you would benefit from wearing a mask yourselves!

Crowd:
What?

[Tazz laughs]

Kurt:
Oh yeah, you betcha!

Tazz:
"You betcha"? "Betcha"?

Kurt:
And Chris Benoit, if I even see you laugh at me again... [the crowd starts a "you suck" chant] ...Chris Benoit, if I even see you laugh at me again...there's gonna be two holy unions tonight! ["What?"] Billy and Chuck... ["What?"] ...and your face and my fist!

Crowd:
What? [boos]

Kurt:
And Rey Mysterio! I want you to remember one thing! ["What?"] You're a boy... ["What?"] ...in a man's world! ["What?"] And I'm a man who loves to play with boys! [suddenly looks confused]

Crowd:
What?

Tazz:
What the-?!

Kurt:
No no no, wait a minute, wait a minute, SHUT UP! Hold on, no-no-no-no! Shut up! Hold on a second! Hold on a second! [mouthing "shut up" to the cheering crowd] What I meant to say...! Listen! [the crowd chants "you suck" again] Mysterio!! Rey Mysterio, what I meant to say...is you're a boy...and I'm a man! And tonight, I'm gonna love to manhandle you...no, wait a minute!

[the crowd cheers as Kurt smacks himself in the head over what he just said; Michael and Tazz both laugh]

Tazz:
Kurt! Put the mic down...

Michael:
Stop while you're ahead!

Kurt:
Hold on a second, hold on a second...

Tazz:
Put the mic down!

Kurt:
Hold on - shut up! SHUT UP! Shut up! Rey Mysterio! You remember this, pal! You're a boy, and I'm a man! And when you and I get together here tonight, I'm gonna get on top of you, and - no no-! [begins jumping up and down in frustration as the crowd cheers again and the hosts continue to laugh] Mysterio, get your butt out here, 'cause I'm gonna kick your butt!! [finally drops the mic]

Tazz [laughing]:
Oh, Kurt! Well, he's a hell of a wrestler, though!

Michael:
The Olympic champion Kurt Angle meets Rey Mysterio, next!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2002  Show Quote

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Michael Cole:
Undertaker, we understand this is extremely difficult for you.

The Undertaker:
Of all the things that I've been in my life, I've never been a liar. So I've requested this time so I can get a few things off my chest and set the record straight. When I was accused by this woman of being a cheater, well I lied. I do know her. But I mean, look, I knew a lot of women like her back then. But see, that was years ago. It was a long time ago, YEARS before I ever met my wife, Sara. So to say I was surprised last week when I got to SmackDown! and here's this woman accusing me of being a cheater, surprised would be an understatement. And man I had to make a judgment call, because all I could see was my pregnant wife sitting at home watching this woman accuse me of being a cheater. Truth is, I haven't seen this woman in about seven years. I don't know what she wants. I don't know if she's been paid off by Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. I don't know, all I know is the last week of my life has been a living hell due to Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. But let me guarantee you two something. The hell that I've been through is nothing, IS NOTHING compared to the hell that I'm gonna put you two through this Sunday in the Cell.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2002  Show Quote

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Michael Cole:
Inside the ring here, SmackDown! general manager Stephanie McMahon, and perhaps Tazz, she'll tell us what she had to give up to acquire The Big Show in the trade.

Stephanie McMahon:
Well it's already been one hell of a night on SmackDown! and we're just getting warmed up! Now I knew I made the right decision when I made the trade for The Big Show because he's already been impressive. But speaking of impressive, check out this trophy right here in the middle of the ring. Because this trophy will be awarded to the first-ever WWE Tag Team Champions exclusively for you, on SmackDown!. So without further ado, allow me to introduce you to the first half of the WWE Tag Team Champions, the only Olympic gold medalist in WWE, Kurt Angle!

Cole:
And Kurt Angle has now held all major titles in the WWE. On Sunday, Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit made history, winning the tag team tournament to become the first-ever WWE Tag Team Champions.

Tazz:
You know Cole, Kurt Angle's used to gold, he's used to trophies, Kurt Angle's always making history. I'm proud to say that Kurt Angle, one half of the new WWE Tag Team Champions.

McMahon:
And his partner, the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit!

Cole:
Well you know Tazz, later on tonight, we are going to find out who the first challengers will be for the new tag team champions because Edge and Rey Mysterio are gonna meet the Guerreros in a number one contender's matchup.

Tazz:
Well absolutely, that match will be off the hook, as is our tag champs, Angle and Benoit.

Cole:
Look at Kurt Angle. Looks like a father holding the new baby with uh -

Tazz:
How big that trophy is!

Cole:
The new trophy.

Tazz:
It's huge! Look at that! Kurt don't wanna let it go.

Kurt Angle:
Stephanie, I'd just like to say how right you were to force me to set aside my personal differences with Chris Benoit, so I could single-handedly lead my team to victory at No Mercy. Wow! You know who's captain of this team? It is my pleasure to accept this trophy. And I'd like to assure my partner that this trophy will be set aside of my Olympic memorabilia on my wall of fame at home. Oh it's true, it's damn true!

Tazz:
Kurt said it.

Angle:
Woo!

Tazz:
He's the captain of the team Cole!

Cole:
Single-handedly? I think Benoit had something to do with the victory.

Tazz:
The captain!

Chris Benoit:
Angle, the next time you come out here, you leave that Olympic-sized ego of yours back in the locker room. Because I'm here. Everyone knows there's only one captain and that is me. Let's get it straight. We wouldn't have won these titles if it wasn't for me. And you're damn lucky Stephanie made that stipulation between us. 'Cause if she hadn't, I'd have kicked the hell out of your Olympic ass!

Angle:
Listen here, Mr. Toothless Aggression! I won the freakin' match, I did! Therefore, I'm the star, and you're the supporting player! The trophy's mine, all mine, give it to me!

Benoit:
Take your damn hands off that trophy, or you will eat it! So that so? [Angle and Benoit fight over the trophy]

Tazz:
That trophy ain't got a shot. [Angle wrestles the trophy away but knocks over McMahon with it] No oh man!

Cole:
Well that didn't - that was an accident.

Tazz:
That was an accident. [Angle helps McMahon up] Stephanie whoa. [McMahon slaps Angle in the face]

Cole:
Bet Kurt's groggy now. [Benoit is laughing hysterically at Angle]

Tazz:
Benoit's laughing his tail off! [McMahon slaps Benoit in the face and Benoit looks furiously at McMahon]

McMahon:
You two are like petulant children! And if the two of you, look what you did to this trophy! If you two can't get along, then we're gonna settle this the old-fashioned way, in the ring. Kurt, tonight, it will be you, Kurt Angle, one-on-one against Chris Benoit.

Tazz:
Oh yeah!

Cole:
But they're partners!

Tazz:
Well that's cool man! That should be a -

McMahon:
And the winner of that match will get to keep this stupid broken trophy! Now both get ready.

Cole:
Well Tazz, not only do we have a number one contender's match tonight to determine who will face the Tag Team Champions, but now the Tag Team Champions are gonna fight amongst themselves! Benoit and Angle, one-on-one tonight!

Tazz:
Only on SmackDown!, you'll see the tag champs collide! And look at that poor trophy!

Cole:
Yeah and the winner of that match gets to keep that poor trophy! All egos are gonna explode tonight.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2002  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Marc Lloyd:
Paul. Paul Heyman.

Paul Heyman:
What?

Lloyd:
I was just hoping to get a word on the physical condition of Brock Lesnar.

Heyman:
Why don't you ask me about the physical condition of The Undertaker? I mean, The Undertaker was thrown off the stage by The Big Show three weeks ago, have you heard one from The Undertaker, no! Brock Lesnar got thrown off the stage last week by The Big Show. You wanna know the physical condition of the WWE Champion? Brock Lesnar has a broken rib and he's been coughing up blood all week. The difference between Brock Lesnar and everybody else is, Marc, is that Brock Lesnar will defend the WWE title and he will do it this Sunday at Survivor Series against The Big Show. What Brock Lesnar won't do though, is show up tonight here on SmackDown!. And that's by doctors' orders and by my orders. [turns around and sees Big Show behind him]

Big Show:
If by some chance, Brock Lesnar shows up here tonight, I want you to know, that I'm calling Brock Lesnar out.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2002  Show Quote

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Michael Cole:
And here in the parking garage of the Hartford Civic Center, there is a one-man welcoming committee for the WWE Champion, The Big Show and Paul Heyman.

Tazz:
Lesnar ripped of his title by his agent at Survivor Series.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2002  Show Quote

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Chris Benoit:
Tonight, I'm involved in a fatal-four-way elimination match with Kurt Angle, Edge, and Eddie Guerrero. And the winner of this match becomes the number one contender for the WWE title. And that's all I ever wanted, that's all I've ever dreamed of. All the sacrifices that I've ever made. I broke my neck. The numbness I still have. The divorce I went through. The two kids in Edmonton, David and Megan, that I rarely see. My wife that I love, and leave every week, kiss her goodbye, and my baby boy Daniel, that I kiss goodbye every week to go on the road, to do what I do, to do what I love. To be what I wanna be, the WWE Champion. And there's three men standing in my way. Kurt Angle, Eddie Guerrero, and Edge. I've been wrestling for 17 years now, and I'm gonna do everything I know and use everything I have to go through them tonight, to become what I wanna be, what I've always dreamed of being since I've been 3 years old. A champion. The champion. The WWE Champion.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2002  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Justin Roberts:
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the general manager of SmackDown!, Stephanie McMahon!

Michael Cole:
And Stephanie McMahon, Tazz, has had a busy week reviewing that disturbing incident, which occurred when SmackDown! went off the air last week. It was between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar, and could have major ramifications on the WWE title picture.

Stephanie McMahon:
Now, you all just saw a graphic for the WWE Championship, a match between Kurt Angle and The Big Show tonight. [crowd cheers] Unfortunately, that match is not going to take place. [crowd boos] And it's all due to Brock Lesnar. See, what you all don't know is what Brock Lesnar did to Kurt Angle after SmackDown! went off the air last week. Kurt Angle will not be able to compete tonight. As a matter of fact, Kurt Angle might not even be able to compete until the Royal Rumble. But I'm not gonna sit here and explain to you all what happened to Kurt Angle. I'm gonna show you the footage later tonight. Now, as far -- [Big Show's music plays]

Cole:
Well this is indeed a surprise. The former WWE Champion, The Big Show, on his way out here.

Tazz:
This has the makings of the possibility of an explosion whenever the big angry giant known as The Big Show comes out to the SmackDown! ring.

Cole:
You saw Big Show now part of this mob that Paul Heyman and Kurt Angle are involved in. Paul Heyman the agent, Big Show and Kurt Angle, the clients. A rather formidable group, to say the least. But what brings The Big Show out here now?

McMahon:
Well, thanks for interrupting me, Show, uh, but where's your mouthpiece? Where's your agent Paul Heyman?

Big Show:
Stephanie, Paul's not here yet. And I want to speak to you myself.

McMahon:
So you came out here and uh, interrupted me and couldn't wait and speak to me in my office like everybody else?

Big Show:
You know, Steph, I didn't feel like waiting. I just heard that Kurt Angle might not be able to defend his WWE Championship until Royal Rumble? I didn't hear you name me as Kurt Angle's opponent. Now I'm sure that was just an oversight, right? I'm sure you meant to make that match, right, Stephanie?

McMahon:
Show, everything I do, I do for a reason. And unless you wanna wind up suspended like Brock Lesnar was, then I suggest you BACK OFF!

Tazz:
Wow! Gutsy broad.

McMahon:
Now, Paul Heyman did name you as the number one contender to face Kurt Angle last week. But I am the general manager of SmackDown!, not Paul Heyman. And I think you need to earn your title shot. Therefore tonight, you will compete in a number one contender's match, the winner of which to face Kurt Angle at Royal Rumble. So tonight's match, Big Show, will be you versus Chris Benoit.

Cole:
Tonight?!

Tazz:
That's big! And I think that's fair!

Big Show:
Chris Benoit? Chris Benoit, that little toothless wonder can't hold a candle to me! I'm 7 foot tall, I'm 500 pounds! [Chris Benoit's music plays] I'm --

Cole:
Uh-oh! There is Chris Benoit!

Tazz:
No fear, no intimidation. That's the wolverine.

Cole:
And The Big Show has taken his jacket off. The Big Show and Chris Benoit set to meet later tonight, could explode right here, right now!

Tazz:
And it's well-documented how bad Chris Benoit wants to be the WWE Champion.

Chris Benoit:
You have absolutely no idea what I am capable of, Big Show. And don't even think for a second that I forgot about when you Chokeslammed me last week. You know the only thing stopping me from breaking your damn neck right now is our match tonight. Last week, I made Kurt Angle tap, just like I'm gonna make you tap tonight. And you want to be the number one contender for the WWE title?

Big Show:
Listen, Benoit. I'm a giant. And obviously, you're not. And the only chance in hell you have of beating me is to take me from my size all the way down to your size, and I don't see that happening. [Benoit low blows Big Show]

Cole:
Oh!

Tazz:
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!

Cole:
That's a way to do it! A low blow to The Big Show!

Tazz:
Oh very low, very low blow! And look at that grin, look at the grin on Benoit's face. And look at the grimace in pain on The Big Show's face!

Cole:
It looked like a gut shot from Chris Benoit! The Rabid Wolverine with a first strike here tonight, sending The Big Show a little message for later on!

Tazz:
Chris Benoit's got that vicious, vicious attitude. Big Show might be in trouble.

Cole:
It's Show and Benoit to determine the number one contender for the title tonight!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2002  Show Quote

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Dawn Marie:
A week ago, I was the happiest woman in the world, and married my sweetheart, Al Wilson. We were on our honeymoon, everything was so perfect. Now, Al's passed. He's gone. And despite all the jealousy, and all the interference of some of his family members, Al and I, we still fell in love. I loved Al Wilson so much. Al was a good man. He loved all that public attention. And that's why our wedding was public. And that's why our honeymoon was public. So tonight, I, Dawn Marie Wilson, will respect his wishes, and I will present to you, the public viewing of my husband, Al Wilson.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2003  Show Quote

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[Big Show had just been counted out of his match with Orlando Jordan because of a call to nature. Eddie Guerrero comes into the restroom]

Eddie Guerrero:
[turned off by the sheer smell] Oh Chihuahua man, eto qunni. Hoho man. [knocks on Big Show's stall] Hey Big Show! Big Show!

Big Show:
LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guerrero:
Oh man, I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to scare you while you're in the commode. Ese man, it smells like something crawled up inside of you and died, man! Ca miho! Uy man, I guess that's what happens, Show.

Big Show:
What? What are you talking about?

Guerrero:
Hey man, I'm talking about when you put me out twice, you really think that you can bonk me out twice man, and get away with it?

Big Show:
Eddie I didn't do anything!

Guerrero:
Ese, Show, the reason you're there is because I DID THIS!!! That's right man, that's right, it was my cousin Jose you just met right now, and ate the burrito, ese.

Big Show:
Oh no!

Guerrero:
I put special sauce and I mean some real good special sauce [touches tummy] the type that makes your stomach do what it's doing right now, ese!

Big Show:
Oh it's killing me.

Guerrero:
Oh my God I know it's killing you, I can smell it. Huy!! [picks up toilet paper rolls at dispenser near sink] Hey man, you save your sweat, let me ask you a question, what are you gonna do to wipe your ass? No, you know, wipe your ass?

Big Show:
[reacts] No, no, no. Eddie, there's no toilet paper in here!! C'mon man, don't do this to me!

Guerrero:
I'm sorry, that's right. I forgot. I took the toilet paper out about an hour ago.

Big Show:
Oh no, man!

Guerrero:
[puts toilet paper atop dispenser] Here man, I got something for you to wipe your ass with. Here goes! [kicks stall door right into Big Show]

Big Show:
[Rises up] You son of a... [reacts and collapses back on toilet as more come out]

Guerrero:
Ohohoh, does that hurt?

Big Show:
Oh, yeah..

Guerrero:
Hurt your back? [mocks back pain] Montezuma ain't got NOTHING on MonGuerrero! [leaves as Big Show cries]

– WWE SmackDown!, 2003  Show Quote

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[after Brock Lesnar has brutally attacked Zach Gowen]

Michael Cole:
Well ladies and gentlemen, tragedy has struck SmackDown!, one of the most courageous people I've ever met, Zach Gowen, the victim of a sickening, premeditated assault by Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar conducting this assault on Zach Gowen in front of Gowen's family. In front of his own mother, Colleena. You can hear Colleena in the background.

Tazz:
Well that's exactly what Lesnar does, he puts Zach Gowen. Look at how Lesnar does it. God you see his, Zach Gowen's knee just torqued right around that steel post.

Cole:
And that wasn't enough, this sick excuse for a human being, Brock Lesnar wouldn't even allow the paramedics to carry Zach Gowen out of this arena. You know, ladies and gentlemen, every week, we're paid to come out here and be unbiased. To describe the action, to explain to you what's going on and not take sides. But, tonight I gotta break tradition. What we saw moments ago was absolutely ridiculous, and for what? For what did Brock Lesnar do this for? It's not about the WWE Championship! It wasn't even about winning a damn match! Brock Lesnar was a bully; Brock Lesnar acted like an ass out here tonight, and for what? For what purpose?!

Tazz:
Well I don't know for what. I, I, I thought I knew Brock Lesnar also. I, I guess I didn't know Brock. I remember Brock when he first came up in our company. And I knew Brock, we became friends and I, along with Kurt Angle, and I, I guess I didn't know Brock either. I'm uh, disgusted. I mean, he's gonna get himself blacklisted in that locker room, I'll tell you that.

Cole:
Blackli - you think Brock Lesnar gives a damn about being blacklisted?!

Tazz:
No, I don't, I don't think he cares.

Cole:
He came out here tonight, vowed to break a kid's leg, took Zach Gowen and twice F5'd him into the steel post. The same move that required Kurt Angle to get knee surgery. You think he cares about being blacklisted?! He doesn't give a damn about anything except Mr. McMahon and that damn WWE title!

Tazz:
With Mr. McMahon in the head of Brock Lesnar, this man, this manster as we call him, Brock Lesnar is capable of anything. A vicious, vicious, animal. That's what he is.

Cole:
And all I can say, I'm gonna say it again and I've said it before. I hope at SummerSlam this Sunday, that Kurt Angle breaks every bone in Brock Lesnar's body. At SummerSlam, Brock Lesnar gets what he deserves.

Tazz:
Well Cole, I don't think Kurt can do it. I mean, no knock on Kurt Angle, the most celebrated athlete in WWE history, and all that great stuff, Brock Lesnar is on a mission and it's a dangerous, raging mission.

Cole:
Well somebody's gotta do something.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2003  Show Quote

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