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Sully:
How do you do it everyday?

Yokas:
I just think of him as one of my kids. Puts it in whole new perspective.

Sully:
Most kids grow up.

Third Watch, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Vyvyan, Rick, Neil, Mike:
(singing) # All the little flowers are singing. All the little birdies are too, tweet tweet! Everything in the garden is happy and we hope you are too. If you're happy we're happy, ha ha! If you're sad we're sad, boo hoo! But now it's time to end this song coz it's so (bleep) bad! #

Rick:
Goodnight, children.

Mike:
Goodnight.

Neil:
Hello... er... goodnight.

Vyvyan:
Pass the detonator.

The Young Ones, Series 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Mike:
Are we gonna sing this song or not?

Vyvyan:
Yes, we are! But first... let's have a fight!

The Young Ones, Series 2  Show Quote

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Neil:
Oh, no. Guys, guys. I thought pop music was supposed to be about like... loving each other.

Mike:
No, Neil, no, that's sex. Pop music's about making money.

The Young Ones, Series 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[While recording the flipside of the Living Doll record.]

Rick:
Good morning, everybody. Let's make rock 'n' roll history.

Vyvyan:
Oh, no. He's found us.

Rick:
Hey, great gag telling me the recording studio was in Wales!

The Young Ones, Series 2  Show Quote

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Vyvyan:
Neil, d'you wanna hear a great new joke?

Neil:
Oh, yeah. Ok.

Vyvyan:
Rick, I'd get out of the way if you don't wanna get seriously hurt. Right, what d'you say to a stupid hippie who's standing on a pile of dynamite?

Neil:
I dunno, what do you say to a stupid hippie who's standing on a pile of dynamite?

Vyvyan:
Get this, buster!

[He steps on a detonator and there's an explosion which appears to go horribly wrong as Vyvyan gasps in pain while holding his crotch.]

Neil:
Oh, yeah. I get it. "Get this, buster!" Yeah, brilliant!

Rick:
Is everyone happy? Vyvyan's whiffed out the theatre, blown his goolies off and you've stopped Cliff coming! Can we please just do the song?!

The Young Ones, Series 2  Show Quote

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Vyvyan:
Hey, Cliff! I've just invented a great new sound.

[Strange clicking noises are heard.]

Neil:
Ow!

Mike:
Untie Neil's legs, Vyvyvan.

Cliff:
Settle down, chaps.

The Young Ones, Series 2  Show Quote

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Cliff:
(singing) # Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul. #

Mike, Vyvyan, Rick, Neil:
(singing) # fies my soul! #

Vyvyan:
"Fies my soul"?

Rick:
Yes, "fies my soul". It's raunchy, Vyvyan.

The Young Ones, Series 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Neil:
What d'you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!

The Young Ones, Series 2  Show Quote

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Audrey Pauley:
Your name is John, right? She has a message for you. She says you're a dog person.

Doggett:
Wait - Where did you get that? Who said that to you?

Audrey Pauley:
I told you. She's not gone.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Assistant Director Follmer:
[enters the FBI Ballistics Lab] Ah, you found the bullet.

Assistant Director Skinner:
Nine-millimeter slug - Found it in the alley lodged in a wall. Most likely from a SIG-Sauer P226 or 228.

Follmer:
Possibly FBI-issue..

Skinner:
I know what you're thinking, but this didn't come from Doggett's weapon - Ballistics don't match and his gun was never fired.

Follmer:
Assistant Director? (motions Skinner aside) ..I'd appreciate case updates in a timely fashion. For instance, this bullet - How long have you had it? An hour? Two?

Skinner:
..Thereabouts.

Follmer:
It's just that we need to keep the lines of communication open. That's all I'm asking, okay? ..I want this slug run through our database of FBI-issue pistols.

Skinner:
Like I told you, the round didn't come from Doggett's weapon. (Follmer gives Skinner a look) ..You're not saying another agent could have done this?

Follmer:
Just run it, please.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Dr. Bronzino:
So many flowers... so little time.

Scully:
Excuse me?

Dr. Bronzino:
Pheromones, Dr. Scully. Heavy in the air. Nature's natural attractants. Driving the insect world to go forth and pollinate.

Scully:
I'm aware of how pheromones work. But according to this device there isn't a single pheromone to be found out here.

Dr. Bronzino:
Well, that can't be right. The bio-sensor we use is an actual fly antennae over which the pheromones pass. But I modified the EAG to measure in picograms which makes it sensitive to traces a mile in any direction.

Scully:
But I'm still not sure why you think that pheromones might cause an otherwise harmless fly to attack a human so violently, Doctor..

Dr. Bronzino:
Rocky.

Scully:
Rocky.

Dr. Bronzino:
Bugs are small-minded creatures, and therefore very predictable. They don't have moods, per se. They react to circumstance and stimuli, as they have been doing it for millennia.

Scully:
So what do you suppose they're reacting to out here?

Dr. Bronzino:
It may be the bugs are being somehow driven crazy with desire. You know, they say we humans respond to pheromones, too.

Scully:
Yeah, I tend to agree with that, yeah.

Dr. Bronzino:
'Women's dormitory syndrome' - It's believed that pheromones are the reason that women who live together share the same menstrual cycle.

Scully:
Fascinating.

Dr. Bronzino:
You know, when a male and female calliphorid fly mate they stay joined for up to one and a half hours. One and a half, doctor.

Scully:
You know, Rocky... I'm a mother.

Dr. Bronzino:
..Mothers are women, too.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Doggett:
I've said it before and I'll say it again - The whole reason this case is attracting flies is because somebody's full of crap.

Reyes:
I think what we just saw was a show. Dylan Lokensgard caused those bugs to attack him to make him look like a victim instead of the perpetrator

Doggett:
Okay, but how? This guy's the horse whisperer, only with bugs?

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Caballero:
Why would you want to remember? You can't tell me you're happier now because you recall your life. I saw it all. So much pain... Why would you want to struggle so long and hard to get that pain back?

Doggett:
Because it's mine.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Doggett:
(talking about his recovered memories) I'll take the bad, so long as I remember the good.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Detective Van Allen:
(looking at Doggett) You Reyes?

Doggett:
I'm Doggett. She's Reyes.

Reyes:
Detective Van Allen?

Detective Van Allen:
That's right.

Reyes:
I appreciate your help on this.

Detective Van Allen:
What help is that?

Reyes:
On this investigation.

Detective Van Allen:
There isn't a lot to investigate. I mean, Victor Potts wasn't exactly one of the FBI's ten most wanted.

Doggett:
I think she means your insight into the way he died, Detective.

Detective Van Allen:
Don't have any. But I'm sure you'd rather talk to somebody who actually gives a damn, right? (walks off)

Doggett:
(to Reyes) ..Hate to say it but, he probably sums up most peoples feelings.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Reciting from his memory of a Desert Storm engagement, where he lays dazed seeing a 'Super Soldier' team trot away after effortlessly wiping out the enemy squad.]

Zeke Josepho:
Behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, and a brightness was about it.. And out of the midst came the likeness of four living creatures, and they had the likeness of a man... I knew why my life had been spared - That I was to deliver the message of these angels, of these sons of God.. To deliver the message of the god who came before all other gods.

[Concludes showing him in the present, standing on top of a dug-up alien spacecraft.]

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Scully:
It's true, John. She's gone.

Doggett:
I don't accept that - Look at her breathing. Her heart's still beating. There's got to be hope.

Scully:
There's no measurable electrical activity in her brain. Brain death is... indeed death, John. I'm sorry.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Burt:
2,598,960 possible five-card hands. 1,277 flushes in any given suit. 1,098,240 ways to make two-pairs and yet.. the game can't beat a man - Man only beats himself.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Burt:
What's this about numbers?

Scully:
(exasperated) Will you just..!

Burt:
I'm very good with numbers.

Reyes:
The killer is driven by an impulse we believe is numerological.

Burt:
Of course, he's a serial killer.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Scully:
What are you doing here?

Burt:
I'm waiting for a friend.

Scully:
At midnight? In a parking garage?

Burt:
(looks to his arm where a watch would be, except there's no watch) He should be here any minute.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Burt:
You really are a card.. But I love you.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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Reyes:
Somehow this person materialized inside a maximum security prison, killed an inmate, and then vanished into thin air.

Doggett:
Materialized how, like Casper the Friendly Ghost?

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Doggett:
A cop I know, a man I respect deeply, he told me one time you don't clock out at the end of your shift unless you know you did everything you could. That's what this is about - me not clocking out.

The X-Files, Season 9  Show Quote

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