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Ryan:
Whose Line Is It Anyway is composed and... (makes a funny pose)

Colin:
Compiled by... (makes a funny pose)

Ryan:
Dan and Tony Slattery.

Colin:
With Phillip Pope.

Ryan:
The sound supervisor is Keith Mayes.

Colin:
Russell Norman.

Ryan:
Louise Grime is the stage manager.

Colin:
Terrence Black, and he's the...

Ryan:
I can't get on it. Oh, look. (acts like a monkey)

Colin:
I'm funnier than you!

Ryan:
Mike Sutcliffe is the lighting director.

Colin:
Grahame Storey. Darina Healy. Do the skinny one.

Ryan:
Oh, there's Dan Patterson. Look. (they waddle like penguins) It's Dan Patterson.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Stephen:
(hides behind his chair at the back of the set)

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Josie:
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" said Nick, softly and yet manfully. "I didn't mean to buy you that crocodile and I didn't realise it was the devil's work!" Amanda stood there alluringly looking at Nick. A tall lithe woman who belied her thirty-five years of age. Silk lingerie fell neatly over her firm high breasts and her delicate hair was pulled back in a chimion. "Oh Nick..."

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Paul:
Oh that was a shame, wasn't it? It was going very well there. Nick suddenly thought of the words that his mother had given to him, the golden advice: "Always wear a condom on a zebra crossing." It was something that he was never to forget, also "Never drive a truck in a nude." He used his insolent techniques to take on this woman. She was all woman, he was all man and his license was fully endorsed.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

John:
Hell is a fine and private place but, erm, none I think do they embrace, and of course... The erm, the theatre is full of luvvies, always has been. People penetrating each other's bottoms like British railways. Over the years...

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Stephen:
I'm terribly sorry, I'm just so sorry, I won't do it again, I'm very very sorry. Sorry, I'm so sorry. So sorry. So sorry.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Josie:
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" said Nick, thrusting her firmly and yet gently onto the Axminster carpet. Amanda was so glad she cleaned it only the other day.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Paul:
And she thought to herself "Ah, an Axminster carpet, surely a great contribution to road safety..."

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

John:
Crocodiles didn't really appear in the British theatre until later on in the 20th century when all the old luvvies had covered themselves with eau de cologne. At this stage, crocodiles and alligators were seen on the English stage along with the Australians like Paul Hogan and people like that. However..."

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Josie Lawrence:

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear oh me

I seem to have a Rubik's c-u-b-e

Don't know how to do it, I wish that I was dead

I can't get the blue and the yellow on the right or even the red!

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tony Slattery:

(audience starts clapping)

Please stop clapping, it puts me off my stride!

I don't want to do this cube 'cos it's so wide!

It's ten inches long, I know what to do;

At least with the red and yellow, I've made the blue!

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Humphrey Ker:

When I was a young boy, I had a Rubik's cube

But that was before I discovered good YouTube

If I'd stuck with the toy I'd probably be a banker

But instead I spend my time on the net, and now I am a wanker!

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Neil Mullarkey:

La la la la la la la, la la la la laa

La la la la la laa, Rubik cube

La la la la la la la, la la la la laa

River Danube!

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Artemus:
[pointing to a young lady peddling toys for charity] Since when are you interested in, uh, toys?

Jim West:
Toys, no. Dolls, yes.

Wild, Wild West  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Vince:
Ah, geez, I got papaya on my cuff! Dad was right, I can't have nice things!

Will & Grace, Season 7  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Karen:
Honey, I have connections. I can get him a part.

Jack:
Fantastic! But wait - if you have connections, why have you never gotten me a part?

Karen:
Honey, I said I had connections, not superpowers.

Will & Grace, Season 7  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Grace:
Karen, what could you possibly see in Mr. Wolff? He's creepy and weird!

Karen:
Honey, how could you say that? And after all the lovely things he said about you while he was watching you in his home office!

Will & Grace, Season 7  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jack:
I dunno, Karen, Rosario's color is a little off... although, what color is she supposed to be?

Karen:
I ordered her in Hunter Green, but she's faded.

Will & Grace, Season 7  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Marilyn:
[to Will] Ooh, that face. I'm kvelling. I learned that from Billy Crystal. He taught us so many things. Tuchus... plotzing... Well, so long, my little faygeleh.

Will & Grace, Season 7  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Will:
Oy, the gym is so far! It's such a schlep!

Grace:
You go, goyim.

Will:
I figured since you're practically a gay man, I should become a little Jewish.

Will & Grace, Season 7  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Karen:
Oh, how sweet, a gay man living with his mother...would you like me to pre-heat the oven or do you want to just jump right in?

Will & Grace, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Dr. Hirschberg:
[about Nurse Sheila] If she weren't my sister, I'd be tappin' that ass big time!

Will & Grace, Season 6  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Karen:
You're cute - and I usually find redheads hideous. So tell me, does the carpet match the drapes?

Tom:
I don't know. I've got wood floors.

Will & Grace, Season 7  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jack:
I have very fondled memories of this place!

Will:
You mean "fond".

Jack:
That, too.

Will & Grace, Season 7  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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