Wikidude's Quotes Page #241

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John "Bradshaw" Layfield:
Five days ago at Armageddon, I was appalled, horrified at what transpired in front of me. Teddy Long, for his own amusement, for his entertainment, brought back a match that had been dormant for seven and a half years. An inferno match. There is a reason we don't have inferno matches for the last seven and a half years. You see, it looks really good on paper. Somebody gets burned. Until you realize somebody gets burned. A human being was set on fire at Armageddon. Where pictures in the Bible describe Hell as human flesh burning and people screaming in pain. That is what happened. Hell was brought to MVP at Armageddon, and every single bit of it was Teddy Long's fault. This is what Teddy Long did to MVP. [clips from the inferno match between Kane and MVP at Armageddon are shown] Look at this. He put him in the ring with a monster, Kane, and Kane set him on fire. That folks, is not entertainment. That is a human being burning! That is flesh rotting and burning off a human corpse! Right next to me, MVP comes. I can smell the flesh of a human being burning. Something I will never forget to the day that I die was that I watched a human being and thankfully, mercifully, they put him out. And Teddy, you call this entertainment? I call it garbage. So I'll tell you what, Theodore Long, you come down here right now. I don't demand your censure, I think you should be fired, but tonight, you come down here and you apologize to me, you apologize to SmackDown!, and you damn sure come down here and apologize to MVP, because MVP can't be here right now because he's lying in a burn unit! Come on out Teddy! [nothing happens] Teddy, I have a list of lawyers in arm law. You will be sued. You come down here right now. Do you hear me?! [nothing happens] Okay. If you won't come down, Teddy, then let's talk about the people that are really responsible. [points to the fans] You. And you. Each and every one of you and you cheer. You don't cheer because a guy gave his life for you in this ring. It's not enough that you pay your money and somebody spend, spends 200 days away from his family each year! It's not enough! Somebody gives his health to this very ring! I'm not in this ring because I broke my back, and that's enough for you sick people! You got to see a head broken open by a chair. You got to see somebody fall off a building. You got to see somebody caught on fire. You people are responsible and it disgusts me! Rome did not fall because of the gladiators in the Colosseum. Rome fell because of the sick people in the stands. Now think about this, you people wish for one instance in your life. You were like MVP and somebody would pay to see you. Well in your miserable life, there's not a soul alive that would pay to see one of you sons of bitches do anything! And if America, this great country goes down, it won't be because of what's good. It won't be because of great warriors. It will be because of people like you! You sick human beings! You have embarrassed yourself, you have embarrassed me. And take a lot at the person next to ya. You have embarrassed this country. You people make me sick.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2006  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[after the Undertaker gets beaten down by Mark Henry following his steel cage match with Batista]

John "Bradshaw" Layfield [as the officials get Mark to leave]:
He said he wanted to make an impact, Michael, and he said there wasn't anything anybody could do about it.

[suddenly Edge's music hits]

Michael Cole:
Wh-whoa - Edge-

[Edge marches towards the ring, Money in the Bank briefcase in hand]

JBL:
You gotta be kidding me. No.

Michael:
No! No...

JBL:
No, come on, Edge, no, not this way! No, damn it! No!

[Edge hands his briefcase to referee Jimmy Korderas and yells out his intention to cash it in]

Michael:
I can't-

[Korderas beckons over ring announcer Tony Chimel and tells him of Edge cashing in his briefcase]

Tony Chimel:
Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed that Edge is cashing in his Money in the Bank championship match; so therefore, this is an official championship match for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Michael:
This is not happening! Please tell me this is not happening!

JBL:
It's brilliant. It's brilliant, Michael.

[the bell rings]

Michael [as Edge quickly covers the Undertaker, who is still down from Mark Henry's beating]:
The referee is disgusted! I'm disgusted! [as the referee counts] Here's the cover, hook to the leg, and Undertaker kicked out! Come on, Taker! [as a stunned Edge covers him again] Come on, Undertaker! Cover again! [Undertaker kicks out at 2 again] And again, the champion kicks out!

JBL [as a look of disbelief crosses Edge's face]:
But how much does Undertaker have left?

Michael:
The referee had no choice-

JBL:
He's spent!

Michael:
The referee had no choice but to make this match official. Edge has cashed in the Money in the Bank he won on Raw Monday night. [suddenly Undertaker tries to sit up, much to Edge's shock] And Undertaker-

JBL:
You're kidding me.

Michael:
The beaten Undertaker! [Undertaker collapses back to the mat] Undertaker tried to sit up; he couldn't quite do it! After the assault by Mark Henry, the battle in the steel cage, but perhaps Edge is second-guessing himself here! [Edge is now standing in the corner, waiting for the Undertaker to get back up] What does he have to do to keep the Phenom down?

JBL:
Edge is a shark that smells blood in the water, Michael! He's become world champion like this before, and I don't care how many times the Undertaker sits up, he's got nothing left!

Michael:
Undertaker can't even pull himself up by the ropes! He is a beaten, defenseless, helpless champion! And that piranha-

JBL:
As much as you don't like it, Michael, this is a brilliant, brilliant move by Edge!

Michael:
That sick piranha! That piranha Edge is measuring the Undertaker!

JBL [as the Undertaker finally stands up]:
He's a piranha that could be our next world champion!

[Edge hits the Undertaker with his spear]

Michael:
Spear! [Edge covers the Undertaker and the referee counts to 3] The cover! Not this way! Not this way! Dammit!

[the bell rings and the referee hands the World Heavyweight Championship belt to Edge, then raises his arm]

Tony:
Here is your winner and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, the Rated-R Superstar, Edge!

Michael:
I am absolutely sick! I am disgusted! The ultimate opportunist has done it, again!

JBL:
This is the second time he's won a world championship like this, Michael, and I don't care how disgusted you are; sometimes, you win by attrition, but what is important is, you win - right there, Michael, is our new world champion, Edge!

Michael:
I can - I'm still trying to...to get it all straight in my mind; I mean, it's shocking, it is startling, Edge is ch- [Edge has marched over to the announce desk, banging it and yelling at Michael] Yeah, it is yours. It is yours, Edge.

JBL:
You're damn right it is!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Edge:
Now I know what you're all thinking. Now I know what you're all thinking, but fear naught, just because I'm hosting The Cutting Edge, that doesn't mean that you won't see me in action here tonight. See, as I understand it, Vickie Guerrero's gonna have a - an announcement for a double main event a little later on tonight, and for your people's sake, let's hope I'm involved.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield:
True.

Edge:
But on to The Cutting Edge and, you know I bet you people think I couldn't outdo myself, because my guest last week was Batista. [crowd cheers] Oh no, but my guest tonight is bigger than that. That's right, I I I, I outdid myself, my guest tonight actually asked to be on The Cutting Edge. And, and his wish is my demand. See, my guest tonight is the chairman of the board of World Wrestling Entertainment. My guest tonight is Mr. McMahon! [Mr. McMahon's entrance hits and Mr. McMahon walks slowly to the ring]

Michael Cole:
Well there is the man who's going through mood swings galore since losing the, the ECW Championship Sunday at One Night Stand. And on Raw, out of control, vindictive, menacing at times, just borderline crazy. But yet on ECW, Mr. McMahon, the complete opposite. Catatonic, almost trance-like at times.

JBL:
He deserves to do whatever he wants, as capricious as it is! He's the chairman of the board, he should be on the hundred dollar bill! He should be President of the United States of America! [Edge is clapping]

Edge:
Mr. McMahon, I wanna, I wanna let you know what a pleasure it is to have you on my show. You know I'm sure this is gonna be a night that I'll never forget. You know, I'm, first things first, I wanna ask you a question that, uh, now I've been thinking all week because I, I'm watching this Monday on Raw and it's kinda been on the, the top of my head and I'm sure all these people have been wondering the same thing and, that's how you feelin'? How, how, how are you doing, Vince?

Mr. McMahon:
[in a trance-like state] They, they all walked through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil, for thou art evil. [crowd chants "You Suck!"]

Edge:
Vince, uh, like I said, I wanna thank you for being on the show. I, I know you have a, an insane, hectic, a busy schedule and I wanna thank you for taking a little bit of time out to, to come out on The Cutting Edge here tonight. I don't wanna dwell on the past, I don't wanna dwell on One Night Stand because the, the future's bright. The future is so bright. You know, this Monday on Raw, we have the, the WWE draft. And like we've all said it, the WWE draft is a, a chance to shake things up. It, it, it's an important night and, I don't know about Monday, but I know Fridays on SmackDown!. They, they do the shaking up. Yeah. And even more important than that, Mr. McMahon, this Monday is Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night. [crowd boos] I'm not gonna disrespect you like, like John Cena. [crowd cheers] Like Ric Flair, or, or even, or even Lashley. I'm not gonna do that because let's face it. The reason that I am in this ring is because you. The reason that all of these people are here tonight. The reason that, that millions of people tune into SmackDown! every week is because of you, Mr. McMahon. And no matter what happened on One Night Stand, you, you haven't lost a thing in my eyes. You haven't lost any dignity because like you said, you, you still have your empire. You still have all of your money. And, and in the squared circle of life, Mr. McMahon, you, you are a world champion. [hands McMahon the World Heavyweight Championship and puts it in his lap, but McMahon doesn't move] Give it up for Mr. McMahon. That's right.

McMahon:
[stands up] You're no better. You're no better. You're no better. You're no better than Cena, you're no better than...Lashley. You're a sycophant! Vengeance. Vengeance is mine. You one-on-one, for that, against Batista. [crowd cheers]

Edge:
That, that, that's not fair. That, that's not fair. I've already beaten Batista twice.

McMahon:
Fair?

Edge:
It's unfair.

McMahon:
Fair?

Edge:
It's not fair.

McMahon:
Fair. Life is not fair. Life SUCKS and then you die. [crowd chants "Batista"] See, regardless of the draft, it's you and Batista for that, do, do or die. You do, he dies. Do or die. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Batista:
Yeah! Hell yeah! Oh, you have no, no idea how good I feel. I'm all dressed up, got my new suit on, got my new shoes on, bam! I'm in Hotlanta! And I am once again the World Heavyweight Champion! Yes! This Sunday, at Unforgiven, I was fortunate enough to overcome the former, let me say that again, the former World Heavyweight Champion, The Great Khali, and my good friend, a man who I respect very much and I was proud and privileged to compete against, Mr. 619, Rey Mysterio. Yes sir. Yes sir. Rey, you're my brother, I love you, and you will be World Heavyweight Champion again. I know it in my heart. But for right now, for me, The Great Khali will exercise the rematch clause in his contract. So as it stands, it will be The Great Khali versus Batista at No Mercy. In what he calls a Punjabi Prison match. [Mark Henry's music hits]

Michael Cole:
Well ladies and gentlemen, the self-proclaimed silverback, the world's strongest man, Mark Henry, who John, Sunday at Unforgiven, gave the returning Undertaker a hell of a physical battle. But what brings him out to confront The Animal tonight?

JBL:
Mark Henry said he's gonna do whatever he wants, and nobody can do anything about it. I think that's what brings Mark Henry out. He's the king of the jungle, Michael. Mark Henry does whatever he wants.

Mark Henry:
Batista, I can care less about this celebration of yours. I can care less about your Punjabi Prison match that you're gonna have with The Great Khali at No Mercy. But what I do care about, is next week. The Undertaker returns to SmackDown! in a match against me. The World's Strongest Man. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna end The Undertaker's illustrious career. Come to think of it, I might need a little warmup for The Undertaker next week. And don't worry, don't worry. I won't even take a shot at your precious new title. Because all these people know, and deep in your heart, you know, that if I want that belt, I'll take it whenever I want it.

Batista:
Mark Henry, you are as stupid as you are ugly. Last time I checked, you were getting your ass handed to you at Unforgiven by the Deadman. You got the nerve, you got the nerve to come out here and call me out? I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. You've had a Batista beatdown coming for a long-ass time. And tonight, you're gonna get it. You want a match? You're on.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Batista:
I grew up a pretty poor kid in Washington, DC. Getting in fights all the time, had to fight my way out of a lot of bad situations. And WWE, same thing. Been in fights A to Z. Street fights, cage matches, you name it. Been there, done that. But this past Sunday, I did something, I accomplished something I thought I might never do. I beat The Undertaker. I, the rivalry between The Undertaker and myself, it's, it's been a war. He's won one, I've won one, we got two draws, in my book, that makes us even. Which is perfect for tonight, since we are tag team partners. So this is what I wanna say. We're not, we have not settled our differences by any means. But Undertaker, tonight, I've got your back and my question is, I'm wondering if you've got my back. 'Cause if you don't [The Undertaker's gong goes off and The Undertaker appears]

The Undertaker:
You can rest assured, I got your back. Because you still have the one thing that I want.

Batista:
Are you saying you want a rematch? Done. You've got it. [drops the microphone and prepares to leave the ring]

Undertaker:
Batista. Hell in a Cell!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Hornswoggle attacks Jonathan Coachman]

JBL:
Referees don't do that.

Michael Cole:
Well, when you're a McMahon, you can do whatever you want to do, right?

JBL:
Oh, that's a good point.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2007  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Triple H:
So let me get this straight now...at Unforgiven, it's gonna be the Championship Scramble where, 5 men are gonna get in the ring to try to capture the WWE championship; it'll be myself, MVP...

[the crowd boos]

Triple H:
Shelton Benjamin...

[the crowd boos again]

Triple H:
Brian Kendrick...

[the crowd boos again]

Triple H:
...no no no no, not just any Brian Kendrick, THE Brian Kendrick...

[the crowd boos louder]

Triple H:
...and the enigma Jeff Hardy. [the crowd cheers] Now here's the trick - they can get in the ring and they don't have to beat me to become champion; they can beat any one of them, and the last one to catch a fall, in the 20 minutes, walks out the WWE champion, now...those odds don't favor me very much, they practically guarantee that the title will change hands. But I just wanna let these guys know one thing before you all go out and start celebrating, buying yourself a Rolex or a, a fancy new sports car to celebrate your big win of becoming WWE champion, here's the thing you gotta understand, guys: the fifth guy in that ring...the fifth guy in that ring is a 12-time champion. [the crowd cheers] The fifth guy in that ring has been in every match that the WWE has to offer, and has come out on top! The fifth guy is known for a very good reason as the Game. He is also known as the King of Kings, and trust me, there is only one-

[suddenly Kenny Dykstra's music hits as he comes out and marches towards the ring]

Jim Ross:
Wow. What the...

Tazz:
It's Kenny Dykstra, what...

Jim:
Kenny Dykstra interrupting the WWE champion, somewhat disrespectful - extremely disrespectfully, for a fact-

[Kenny snatches the mic from Triple H's hand]

Kenny:
So I'm not even considered for the Championship Scramble? Really?! I'm sick and tired of people not taking me serious around here. My name is Kenny Dykstra, and-

[Triple H kicks Kenny in the gut and gives him the Pedigree]

Jim:
Oh, oh...and this is a Pedigree -

Tazz:
Oh, God!

Jim:
- from the WWE champion!

[Triple H picks up his title and then the mic]

Triple H:
Good to see ya, Kenny. [drops the mic and leaves the ring]

Tazz:
Well, I tell ya, I give Kenny Dykstra a lot of credit for coming out here and getting right in the face of the WWE champion, but...that Pedigree was nasty!

Jim:
Well, Dykstra's got a world of talent and abilities, but I can't say so much for his timing!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2008  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jeff Hardy:
Um, you know it's been a weird, a really weird time for me lately. I kinda feel broken, kinda feel, you know, left alone. I kinda felt like doing bad things to bad people but something doesn't feel right. Matt Hardy is my brother. I mean, we made it here to the WWE together. We've won championships together, we've lost championships together. I mean come on, a big brother's someone you're supposed to be able to look up to, he's supposed to be a role model. He's supposed to have your back. And evidently with Matt, that's not the case. I don't know if it's jealousy or what, but whatever it is, it's messed up. At the Royal Rumble, I mean it used to remind me of good times, I mean when we were kids we watched it every year. But now all it reminds me of is betrayal. All it reminds me of is a chair shot to the head and a broken dream. Matt whatever's going on inside your head man, you should know better than anybody how I roll man and I'm the type of person that moves on. I don't live in the past and I refuse to. So what I'm gonna do is move on, and I'm moving on to this Sunday, come the Elimination Chamber, and I will become the WWE Champion for the second time whether Matt Hardy likes it or not!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2009  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Vince:
Wait a minute, the Islanders are in the ring. They're going to work on Him, Haku and Tama hammering away on Rick Martel.

Jesse:
Right where Martel needs a partner, he ain't got one.

Vince:
Martel getting whipped from post to post. Setting up look at that manuever. Haku and Tama of the Islanders.

Jesse:
Beautiful teaming right there, beautiful.

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1987  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Michael Cole:
Sami Zayn, who I say is doing his best Greg Hirsch impersonation, if you watch Succession.

Wade Barrett:
I do, indeed. I'd say he's more like Tom, if you ask me. Although, to be fair, I wouldn't trust either of them.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2022  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Roman Reigns:
I know what they want. They want answers, Jey. So what's it gonna be? Are you in, or are you out?

Jey Uso:
You tell me, Uce. Hey, it's either gonna be him [pointing at Paul Heyman], or it's me.

Roman:
Alright, listen. When you're Tribal Chief, you can pick anyone you want to be to be your wise man. This is my wise man. He's not the Bloodline's wise man, he's not Jey's wise man, he's not Jimmy's wise man. No, he's my wise man. He's here to help me as I lead. That's what you don't understand. I was only meant to get us to the promised land; you're meant to keep us here. You understand? You're meant to keep us here. You're meant to keep us at the top of the mountain.

Wise man said that we started grooming you. No, no, no, we've been grooming you for over three years now. Three years now of hard work and equity into you. Why do you think you're the right-hand man? Why do you think we put you in a position to become the Main Event Jey Uso? Because you're meant to lead, just not yet. So the problem isn't the wise man, and I told you this before. The problem...is your brother.

I know. I've been with you my whole lives, you're inseparable. That's what it is. You're twins. But you have to understand...

Jimmy Uso:
[entering the arena and ring] Yo, yo. The problem isn't your brother, Jey. The problem is our cousin. Yeah, let's get right to it. Let's get right to it, Uce. You say you're a leader, and you say he's grooming you. But in reality, he's using you, bro. Yeah. Look at me. You actually believe this garbage that is coming out of his mouth? Look at me, Uce. You believe this? Over me?

Roman:
[laughing as the crowd chants "USO!"] Listen to them. They weren't doing this ten years ago. Hell, it took ten years just to get y'all in WrestleMania. And since you've been with me, you've main-evented every single one! He's an anchor, I'm the wings! I lift you up, he drags you down! You have a great future in front to you, I told you. You're the next in line, you're the successor, you're the next Tribal Chief. And guess what. You can't be a Tribal Chief and a twin at the same time.

So go ahead. Let him say... let him plead to you, let him beg you, let him give you that brother love. But hey, I can put on a mask, too. You know what I'm saying? But the reality is... actually, wise man.

Paul Heyman:
I love you, my Tribal Chief. Yes, my Tribal Chief.

Roman:
When we named Jey the right-hand man, who was the only one that had a problem with it?

Paul:
[hesitantly] His brother.

Roman:
It wasn't the wise man, it was his suggestion.

Paul:
[to Jey] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Jey:
[to Jimmy] Is that true? Hey, look at me! Is that true?!

Jimmy:
It's true, man.

Jey:
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. So this whole damn time, you've been doubting me?!

Jimmy:
I never doubted you...

Jey:
No! No! I expect that from him, but not you! Let me guess. Because you know what's best for both of us, right? Big brother, right? "Listen to your older brother, Joshua. That's your older brother, Joshua." That's all I heard growing up!

Hey, you know what? Me and you be competing against him, when in all reality, I've been trying to keep up with your ass! Mister... Mr. Prom Prince right here. Mr. Prom King right here. Mr. Player of the Year. Mr. Most Likely to Succeed. Hey, hey, hey, guess what. A blessing happened in disguise. You got hurt, I stepped up! I main-evented SmackDown!, I main-evented pay-per-views, I main-evented WrestleMania. You know why? They know us now! I'm the right-hand man, Main Event Jey Uso, and it's all because of him!

So guess what! You out! And I'm out, too.

[Jey superkicks Roman to the shock of Paul and Solo Sikoa]

Michael Cole:
Oh, my God! [Solo runs into a superkick from Jimmy] Solo's stunned... [...and another...] from both Usos!

[The Usos turn to leave the ring, but turn back towards Roman's screaming. They both superkick Roman.]

Michael:
The Bloodline is done as we know it! Roman's empire has crumbled! Et tu, Jey!

– WWE SmackDown!, 2023  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Michael Cole:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This past week, we lost two beloved members of our WWE family: Hall of Famer Terry Funk, and the one and only Bray Wyatt. Tonight on Friday Night SmackDown, we will honor their legacy and celebrate their lives. The lives of two incredible men who have touched all of us with their passion, their creativity, and their spirit. Please join us for a moment of silence in our traditional ten bell salute.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2023  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[During the 8-women Holiday Havoc match]

Corey Graves:
I'll let you in on a little holiday mythology, KP: every time a table breaks, an angel gets its wings. I didn't just make that up, either.

Kevin Patrick:
[as Bianca Belair slams a gift box onto Iyo Sky's head] What's in this present?

Corey:
Nothing. Ask Justin Timberlake.

– WWE SmackDown!, 2023  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Michael Cole:
[as Michin hits a senton bomb on Iyo Sky] Senton through the table!

Corey:
Hallelujah! Holy crap! Where's the Tylenol?

– WWE SmackDown!, 2023  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Nick Aldis tries to talk to Paul Heyman as The Bloodline ruin the Triple-Threat match between AJ Styles, Randy Orton, and LA Knight]

Nick Aldis:
Oh and one more thing...

Paul Heyman:
Don't touch me!! [walks off]

Aldis:
[slows him down] Hey hey, when he's done celebrating [refers to Roman Reigns lording over Orton], tell him congratulations.

Heyman:
Now why?

Aldis:
'Cause he just earned himself a Fatal Four-Way match with all three of these guys at the Royal Rumble. [smiles, taps Paul on the arm and walks off, leaving Heyman visibly shocked]

– WWE SmackDown!, 2024  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jesse:
Well you know I gotta say something though McMahon is that I talk to Koko (B. Ware) and Koko defintiely says I can call him Buckwheat.

Vince:
I beg your Pardon

Jesse:
Yeah he says I can call him Buckwheat I can refer to him when he wrestlers.

Vince:
I don't think so.

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1986  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jesse:
This is Jesse "The Body" Ventura of The World Wrestling Federation and i'm here with The Honky Tonk Man and Honky Tonk Man, the time is at hand the votes have come into The World Wrestling Federation. The big issue is do they approve you or do they disapprove you and let me tell you right now 674,983 votes we're cast Honky Tonk Man by the World Wrestling Federation.

Honky Tonk Man:
Woo, that makes me feel good, i knew they love me. I knew the World Wrestling Federation people, I knew they vote for the Honky Tonk Man. I knew they still love me.

Jesse:
Wait a minute, I say 674,983 votes we're cast Honky Tonk Man, BUT 71,111 fans say they like you.

Honky Tonk Man:
They did what?

Jesse:
603,000 people said Honky Tonk Man, we don't dig your style, We don't like your piece of hair. Take a hike back to Memphis,Tennessee.

Honky Tonk Man:
I don't think you got the figures right Jesse, that can't be true.

Jesse:
It's the truth man, is sorry that it is.

Honky Tonk Man:
That is it, i'm going to the World Wrestling Federation officies of that fat Jack Tunney. I'll get to the bottom of this.

Jesse:
The man is upset, the Honky Tonk Man by the wishes of the fans they don't dig him. I don't think the greaseball can't handle him.

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1986  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lanny Poffo:

Just a look at Luscious Johnny V

You know why he's a flop

His dream team has to pay his due

At Beefcake's Barber Shop.

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1987  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jesse:
Looking at those two right now, you know who they remind me of? Two of my best friends: Harry and Leona Helmsley!

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1989  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jake:
Let me relay a little story to you, so maybe you'll understand exactly where I'm coming from. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit hopping down the trail. And he looks out on the roadway, and a snake had been crushed by a car. Nearly dead, but not quite. And the rabbit hopped out, and he looked down at the snake, and he said, "Snake, I know you're hurt badly, and I'm gonna take you back to my den and help you, and I'm gonna nurse you back to health."

And the snake said, "oh, no, you can't do that. I'm a snake. I'm a snake, you can't do that."

"No, but I'm gonna make you my friend, Mr. Snake." So he did. And he carried that snake back to his den. He put him in his den, and slowly, but surely, he did nurse him back to health, just like the rabbit said he would. Then one day, the rabbit went out for a walk, for a little more water for the snake. He came back, the snake was gone. He turned around, and there was the snake in front of him! And the snake said, "Mr. Rabbit, I am going to eat you."

And the rabbit said, "oh, no, I'm your friend."

And the snake said, "in the very beginning, I told you I was a snake." And you, Ultimate Warrior, have to be the biggest, dumbest rabbit I've ever seen!

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1991  Show Quote

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Bobby:
Well, the big noise you heard last week was not a sonic boom; it was everyone's jaw dropping when they heard the news that Ric Flair may be heading to the World Wrestling Federation, and I just might become his advisor. And Hogan, you should be a little concerned. You should be extremely concerned because you know it, I know it, and everyone knows that this belt belongs to the real world's champion: Ric Flair!

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1991  Show Quote

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Bobby:
What I'm holding here is the belt that belongs to the real world's champion. Oh, no, not Hulk Hogan. Presently, the man that owns this belt is under contract to another organization. But in the future, he may be arriving in the World Wrestling Federation. If so, it would be my honor and privilege to be the advisor of this man. Now, you wanna compare this belt to Hulk Hogan's? That would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure. You wanna compare the man that wears this belt to Hulk Hogan? That would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure. You see, Hulk Hogan is the World Wrestling Federation Champion. The man that owns this belt is the real champion: Ric Flair.

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1991  Show Quote

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Rowdy Roddy Piper:
You know what they say. If you can't do, teach; you can't teach, manage; you can't manage, coach. And if you can't do any of them, own, Vincent.

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1991  Show Quote

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The Genius:
I am the Genius, Lanny Poffo. That means an awful lot.

Not only can I prove I am, but you can't prove I'm not.

I speak eleven languages. Escucha por favor.

Santana comes from Mexico, yo hablo mas mejor.

The French I speak is magnifique, they told me in Paree.

My Italian's molto bene; I learned when I was three.

I speak Latin, Greek, and Russian, Hebrew and Portuguese.

I speak Swedish and Norwegian, and I'm learning Japanese.

Aside from my intelligence, I'm cunning as a rat.

And I shall put these attributes to use upon the mat.

I remind the competition and every wrestling fan

Behold, the Genius Lanny Poffo:
the world's smartest man!

– WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1989  Show Quote

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