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Cyril: You furball! You're ruining the scene! Wait a minute... this is action! You're on a roll Raccoon! Go with it! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ralph: That cologne could ruin a skunk's self confidence! Bert: Wha... what do you mean? This stuff is great! Ralph: Bert, that "stuff" could end the cockroach problem! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bert: Hey! Where am I? Schaeffer: That looks like you there Bert, behind that bottle Bert: Boy, all of that work, and my best stuff doesn't even appear in the commercial! Huh! What a waste of my incredible acting ability! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: No wonder my 'Sweet Smell of Success' isn't selling. My cologne's fine. But that raccoon's acting stinks! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bert: Look up in the sky! It's Bert Raccoon, king of the air! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: We're under siege! Pig Three: We're underpaid! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: Are you certain all safely precautions have been taken? Pig One: Don't worry sir. This place is sealed up tighter than the leftovers in a tupperware. Pig Two: Tighter even than your wallet! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: My life is in serious danger. – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cedric: Broo! Go fetch and Melissa and Ralph! Bring some ropes! Bert: Ropes nothing! Bring the whole fire department, and hurry up! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: Fear? Fear? I'm afraid of nothing! Look at my hand (cuts to Cyril's hand, which is trembling) - steady as the economy! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ralph: All you have to do is confront your fears. Head on. – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Melissa: You heard me, Ralph. I get dizzy looking out the upstairs window. – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bert: What's the difference between Cyril Sneer and a canoe? (pauses) That's right! A canoe tips! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bert: We've got more customers than Cyril Sneer's got bank accounts! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Pig Two: It's a bill from the Mammoth Power Company! Pig Three: So what? (opens locker full of bills) We have hundreds of those! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Narrator: The Raccoondominium is abuzz of excitement this Sunday morning, as Ralph and Melissa prepare themselves for a long awaited vacation. – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Melissa: Ralph! I think we've got everything we need for our canoe trip! Bert: Yeah, Ralphie, uh... as an experienced explorer, I can tell you, uh... you gotta travel light. Ralph: Oh, yeah, that reminds me. Here, Bert. Pack these. They'll come in handy. Melissa: Oh, no. Bert: (chuckles) Hey, listen to this! 100 Different Moose Calls... Travel by the Stars... Official History of the Can Opener! (chuckles) Ralph: Boy, am I looking forward to this trip to the great outdoors! I just love roughing it! Bert: Yeah! And you won't even have cable! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ralph: Well, that's it, Melissa! Now we're ready for anything! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Melissa: Are you certain you'll be fine on your own, Bert? Bert: Ah, don't worry about me, Melissa. Cedric and I are gonna hike, swim, fish, bike, and uh, play some ball, eh, then after lunch, eh, we'll catch a couple of movies, and uh, eh, climb Freens Peak. You know, relax and stuff. – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ralph: There. It all fits! And it's as light as a feather! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bert: Uh... hi! You must be Bentley? Bentley: And you must be hurt. Bert: (chuckles) That's er... Bert! How was your trip? Bentley: Fine. How was yours? Melissa: Bentley, you're gonna be sharing Bert's room. Bentley: Mr. Bert, pleased to face your acquaintance. Bert: Hey! Smart kid! Uh... (chuckles) He knows a foreign language! Uh, by the way, Bentley... Bentley? – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Melissa: Bert! Come on down! There's someone here to see you! Bert: I'll be right there! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: The search for the fountain of youth? What's this all about? Pig One: According to this book sir, one sip from this legendary elusive fountain can give someone eternal youth! Cyril: Eternal youth? Preposterous! Ridiculous! Ludicrous! (A long pause while Cyril thinks the idea over in his head) Find it immediately! Pigs: Oh, yes sir! Yes sir, immediately! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Melissa: How was your run Bert? (Bert pants then faints) That's nice! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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