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Cory: Man, I'm felling sick, dude. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Trevor: (spits gas out of his mouth) Sneeze old man. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Cory, shut the fuck up, leave my daughter alone and listen to me. Go to the store, get Julian some rum and go siphon some fuckin' gas, alright? Cuz I gotta take Trinity to go get some patches. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cory: Come on! That's ridiculous, dude! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Are you gonna fight my daughter who's 9 years old?! Cuz you're probably gonna get hurt, okay? Boys, don't fuck this up. I am your boss. You do what I say when I say it. Or I'll report both of you to Julian and you won't be goin' on this fuckin' cruise, okay? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cory: Stop it. I'm not lettin' ya. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Just let her hit you, Cory. Stand down and listen to me. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cory: Stop it. Stop it. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cory: Will you please. For god sakes, stop it, man. Can you do somethin' about your daughter? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: What, are you stupid? You fucking taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Trevor: Yeah, but how can you tell which is the supreme? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. OK? Are we clear here, guys? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Trinity has got to quit smoking, like I can't have her smoking anymore, it's ridiculous. She had the idea that maybe me and her can quit together, and it's kind of like a good father-daughter thing, so we're going to quit together, we're going to go on the patch. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Trinity: Daddy, wake up! Wake up, Daddy, wake up! Wake up! It's time to put my patch on, hurry up, Daddy! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jim: Strike three, Ricky. It is my duty and pleasure to inform you that you are fired. Give me your walkie. Ricky: I'm not fired, I fuckin' quit. You want your walkie back? No problem. Here Randy, you can go fuckin' get it. Jim: Ricky. [Ricky throws Randy's walkie into the vodka pool, Bubbles laughs] Randy: You just crossed the line, Ricky! [Randy attacks Ricky, they tackle each other into the vodka pool, spilling it] Donny: WHAT IN THE FUCK!? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Randy: You better be careful with my walkie, Ricky. Ricky: It's my walkie now, Randy. You got suspended, remember? So fuck off. Randy: It's still my walkie! Ricky: I guess you didn't hear what I just said. First thing I said was "it's my walkie now", second thing is "you're suspended", and the third thing was, "fuck off". – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Knock knock. Bubbles: Who's there Ricky? Ricky: A bootlegger...a bootlegger in the park and I hope it's not you that's doing it...'cause that would put me in an awkwardly situation Julian: Putting you in an awkwardly situation? Ricky: Yeah, I work for Lahey now. I just hope it's not you, Julian. Julian: Well, of course it's me that's doing it, you bonehead! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
J-Roc: You know'm sayin' everybody that walk on the face of the Earth tryin' to judge the J-Roc, know'm sayin'? See wha'm sayin'? But I ain't shook, 'cause ma-fuckas tryin' to take me out and stuff, but they can't, right? Know'm sayin'? Tyrone: You're sayin' "know what I'm sayin'" too many times! 80 or 90 times? That's too many times! Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, man? J-Roc: What are you, from the Department of Know'm Sayin's? You takin' a Know'm Census? You countin' my Know'm Sayin's? We're hangin' out, right? Tyrone: 80 or 90 times? That's too many Know'm Sayin's, know'm sayin'? J-Roc: See wha'm sayin' you're ridin' on my jock, you know'm sayin'? I'm just tryin' to have a good time, you know'm sayin'? and you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's! Tyrone: That's too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, know'm sayin'? No... J-Roc: How am I supposed to be myself when you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's all the time, you know'm sayin'? Victoria: J-Roc, I think you're saying it way too much. J-Roc: Sayin' what? [all three simultaneously] J-Roc: Know'm sayin'? Tyrone: Know'm sayin'. Victoria: Know'm sayin'. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Ricky is trying to threaten Jim into relinquishing the porno tape] Ricky: Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around! Jim: Don't you mean what's all around comes around, Ricky? Ricky: This isn't fuckin' over yet. Jim: That's nice talk to use on television, eh? Don't forget you started this shit storm, Limpy! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
J-Roc: Aight, Soft Serve. Here's what I'm talkin' about. You can't do the X-to-the-X-to-the-X. So we gonna do some SC witcha candy, that's soft-core, right? Know what I'm sayin'? it's still gonna play in hotels and all that and you're still gonna be a star. But Bubbles, you ain't havin' no troubles. You wanna get with her? Bubbles: Well, if it's OK with her I certainly would. J-Roc: That aight? Stacy: Yeah, that's cool. J-Roc: Aight. Stacy: Don't be nervous, Bubbles. I'll take good care of you. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[filming From Russia With The Love Bone] Victoria: Gee, Stacy, I bet we could get like $12,000 for this on the open market. Ricky: Everybody freeze. What's going on here? Stacy: Maybe there's something that we can work out, Sergeant, yes? [Stacy drops and begins unbuckling Ricky's pants] Ricky: Ah, maybe there is, yes. Bubbles: Sergeant Boris. What's going on here? Ricky: Corporal Alexi, we found the motorcycle bandits. They want to work something out. Bubbles: That's them, is it? Let's get it on, then! [Ricky can't get it up] Trevor: Testicle difficulties, please stand by. Ricky: J-Roc, I can't do this. I'm thinking about Lucy, and...I don't know what's, I...I need about 5 minutes here. J-Roc: Aight. Aight, cut. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bubbles: The whole idea of it's got me pretty damn frisky, too! It's been, uh...Been quite a while since that stuff went on with me. I'm really frisky! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Julian: Would you see DeNiro doing a porn flick? Ricky: Well, I don't know. If they paid him enough money he'd probably do one. Julian: No, he wouldn't. You're stupid. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Ricky and Julian are behind the trailer park plinking at bottles] Ricky: Do you ever watch pornos? Julian: Why? Ricky: Just makin' conversation, man. Just wondering what you think of the guys who act in them. Julian: They're greasy. [Ricky shoots and a bullet ricochets, causing Julian to spill his drink] Ricky: Sorry, man. Well, let's suppose for a minute that I act in a porno movie. Would you think I was greasy? 'Cause that's a little different. Julian: You're thinking about doing a porno flick with J-ROC, aren't ya? If you're doing that, then yeah, you'd be real greasy. And stupid. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001) Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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