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Amanda: Those are the DNA results. Daniel: So... um, how many times you think we... Amanda: A lot... But just remember: if your dad’s DNA does match mine, we’re only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten. Daniel: Okay, that actually made sense to me... Oh, my God. You are so my sister! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: I'm sorry Wili, but... she makes me feel tingly where no other girl has ever made me feel tingly! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Daniel: I can't believe Wilhelmina Slater uses a dating service. Wilhelmina: Well, Marc doesn't fulfill all of my needs. God knows he's given it the old college try. Daniel: Well, I guess it just shows you everyone gets lonely. Wilhelmina: I'm not lonely. I'm horny! Harmony: Your first course is oysters on the half shell. They're an aphrodisiac... not that you need one. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Amanda: [singing to Marc] Hush, little homo, don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a Prada tie. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: Look at us—two women of color out for a fancy lunch on the town. Isn't this fun, girlfriend? Betty: [chuckles nervously] I guess. Wilhelmina: And that blouse is heaven. Where did you get it? I love it. Betty: Okay, no, you don't. Wilhelmina: No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Gio: You frenched me Suarez. You frenched me good. Betty: I did not french you! [Betty walks away. Gio follows her, pretending to chaperone the dance.] Betty: Gio, I have an article that I need to write. So please stop distracting me. Gio: What? I'm chaperoning here. Betty: And who calls it "frenching"? – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Gio: I don't wanna be the rebound guy. I wanna be the guy. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: You're right. I've been hormotional. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
'Amanda at Charlie's Baby Shower' Amanda: Why's everyone so fat at this party? – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: Aw, are you playing "Papa Can You Hear Me" again? Amanda: I'm just spending some quality time with my dads. Today I'm feeling particularly close to Jimmy "Jay Jay" Walker. Dynamite. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: I'm Wilhelmina Slater and I don't get wet. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Claire knocks Wilheimina into an open grave.] Claire: All those in favour of removing Wilhelmina Slater as Creative Director at Mode, say "aye." Daniel and Alexis: "Aye." Claire: Motion passed. Rest in peace, bitch. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Christina: [referring to a model] She won't come out of her dressing room unless she gets some booze or drugs. Daniel: Did she mention anything about God? Christina: Yeah, she spoke about Him. She said "God, I need some booze or drugs!" – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Henry: Pretend you're a hero in an action film. Betty: Mexicans don't have action heroes, Henry. We have a speedy little mouse. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: Is there water underneath you, because I think I smell a plan brewing? – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: If I ate lunch, now would be the time to lose it. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Prof. Bennett: If you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. If you fail, you'll have something to write about. If you succeed, your troubles will be over! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Christina: I'm going to put your profile on Bachelocity.com. Betty: Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman? – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Amanda: Friends do not let friends wear glitter before noon! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Marc: What year were you born? Amanda: 1991. Marc: You're 16? Amanda: 1992. Marc: Other way. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: Even if I wanted to express sympathy, I physically can't. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Betty: So, you're new. What happened to Robert? Gio: I think he inherited money. Or got arrested. I don't know what happened. There was a lawyer and cash involved. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Amanda: You and him? Marc: Why not? He's a 9, I'm an 8. Amanda: He's a 10, you're a 6. Marc: You're a bitch, I'm a 7! – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Wilhelmina: [to Amanda] When Fey started puking up her breakfast, she was thrilled—until she found out she was pregnant. – Ugly Betty, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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