Wikidude's Quotes Page #348

Here's the list of quotes submitted by wikidude  —  There are currently 140,397 quotes total — keep up the great work!

Zack:
Ooh! look at that cute girl over there. Ooh! and there she is again! One for each of us!

Cody:
I already have a girl, my beautiful Irma.

Zack:
Your beautiful Irma happens to have more hair on her upper lip than you do.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Kirk:
I'd like a chocolate bar, please.

Maddie:
[See's Kirk and gets exited] You can have anything you want!

Kirk:
[blank look on his face] I'd like a chocolate bar, please.

Maddie:
You're a man with a purpose. I like that. So, are you twin?

Kirk:
Yeah, are you?

Maddie:
No, my parents are old-fashioned. They like to make 'em one at a time.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
I wanna make fun of Cody before his date, and it's always nice to have backup.

Bob:
Actually, I'm here because there is no date... Irma postponed it.

Zack:
When?

Bob:
When I say postponed, I mean dumped!

Zack:
She dumped him? That'll crush him! We'll have to break it to him gently. [Cody walks in.] Hey, Cody! Welcome to the club!

Cody:
What club?

Zack:
The-Guys-Who-Aren't-Dating-Irma Club.

Bob:
That's your idea of gentle?

Zack:
Hey, I didn't kick him.

Cody:
You're lying.

Bob:
I got it directly from the source. Irma told Kim who told Phill who told Ashley who told Brenda who told Dylan who told Cole who told me... [breathes in for air] It's over.

Cody:
But why? What happened?

Bob:
She got back together with her camp boyfriend.

Cody:
No! Not Joaquin! The one with the 12-speed bike and the puka shell necklace! This is horrible.

Zack:
Ok, buddy, this was a tough break, but there are lots of fish in the sea.

Cody:
[crying] I don't want a fish... I want I-i-irma!

Zack:
Come on, with whiskers like those, she looks like a catfish!

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
What did you get her?

Cody:
A tea set, including a China cup with her name painted on it, her favorite tea imported from India, and a box of cinnamon sticks.

Zack:
Well, how did you know she wanted all that?

Cody:
Because last week, she said to us, "For my birthday, I'd really like a China cup with my name painted on it, my favorite tea imported from India, and a box of cinnamon sticks."

Zack:
What was I doing when she said that?

Cody:
Staring at her, thinking about that talk we had with Dad.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
(to Cody about his gift to Maddie) I'll buy it off you! Name your price.

Cody:
Ten thousand dollars!

Zack:
Name a lower price!

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Maddie:
London, this isn't fair. Your birthday was 6 months ago.

London:
So? I can have my party whenever I want.

Maddie:
I seem to remember on your actual birthday you took a cruise around the Mediterranean. What do you call that?

London:
Tuesday.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
(to Cody) Fine, then I guess I won't find Maddie the perfect gift and she'll never love me. And we'll never get married, forcing me to live on your couch, eating your food, not doing my laundry year after year.

Cody:
Okay, stop it already!

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Maddie:
This is so unfair! I have to have my party at the Goose Lodge because my brother needs braces. (to Liam) Thanks a lot, you thumb sucker!

Liam:
You have no friends! Except this creepy dweeb!

Zack:
Come over here, booger! I'll straighten your teeth!

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Carey:
London, when you said you wanted me to sing to the guests, I thought it would be in the main room, not the bathroom.

London:
I want my guests to be entertained at all times.

Carey:
Well, now my career is literally in the toilet.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Maddie:
Great news!

Esteban:
The revolution has begun in my country and they want to put my grandmama back on the throne?

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

London:
(at a children's reading) Hello young readers. Remember, reading makes you smarterer.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
What are you doing?

Cody:
Getting ready to drill a hole.

Zack:
Well, here in woodshop we tuck in our shirts before we use tools.

Cody:
But this shirt is a 100% linen, if I tuck it in and take it out, it will be wrinkled.

Zack:
Well, there's a 100% chance you'll be wrinkled when you get sucked into a sander. These safety rules were made for your own protection.

Cody:
Oh, yeah? And who came out with them?

Bob:
Nine-fingered Nick.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Arwin:
(about the 24-hour bellhop) This will increase efficiency by 13.4%.

Moseby:
How did you arrive at that figure?

Arwin:
I made it up.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

London:
(to Maddie) Thanks to you, Mary-Margaret and I can't go to the fashion show. I hate you.

Mary-Margaret:
You were gonna take me?

London:
Yeah.

Mary-Margaret:
(to Maddie) I hate you too.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

London:
What are you doing?

Maddie:
Homework.

London:
There was school today!? But I thought it was a long weekend.

Maddie:
...It's Wednesday.

London:
Oh so it's almost the weekend again! Well, no point in going now!

Mr. Moseby:
London, I have a message from your father. He is outraged by your poor attendance record at school.

London:
How'd he find out?

Mr. Moseby:
He went to your school open house and they've never heard of you.

London:
[gasps] Daddy went to open house? He does care!

Mr. Moseby:
He cares so much he's having you transferred to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

Maddie:
That's funny. My school has the same name! What are the odds!? [laughs]

[Moseby nods and Maddie starts sobbing]

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cody:
Promise me that nobody will get hurt.

Maddie:
I can't make that promise!

Cody:
Oddly, I'm OK with that.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
Hey, Maddie, I'm running for class president!

Maddie:
Great! What's your platform?

Zack:
"Vote for Zack."

Maddie:
No, that's your slogan. Your platform covers the issues you care about. What do you care about most?

Zack:
I care about people who vote for Zack!

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
You back-stabbing lowlife jerk!

Carey:
You better be talking to him.

Zack:
I am.

Carey:
Well, don't talk to him like that.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
Cody actually has some very good ideas. I've got nothing.

Bob:
What about ice cream and skate parks? (crowd agrees)

Zack:
Like that'll happen. What do you guys still believe in, the Tooth Fairy?

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Arwin:
I for one am voting for Cody.

Max:
You don't go to school here.

Arwin:
Oh. Well if I went to school here, I'd vote for Cody.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
Do you think wood grows on trees?

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cody:
Take an easy class? Like wood shop?

Zack:
What makes you think wood shop is easy?

Cody:
Duh, you're taking it.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Carey:
With what I made last month and with what you spent. What we have left for bikes is -$12.

Zack:
Can I get my -$6 in cash.

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Carey:
Relax, Cody. I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself.

Cody:
I'm not putting too much pressure on me. Harvard's putting too much pressure on me! Yale is putting too much pressure on me! Princeton! M.I.T! Stanford! Do you think they're out there looking for under-achievers? If I don't ace woodshop, I'll end up being one of those guys who sells hot dogs and sleeps in a taxi!

Zack:
Hey! How much does that pay?

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

We need you!

Help us build the largest authors community and quotes collection on the web!

Quiz

Are you a quotes master?

»
Who said, "To lead the people walk behind them"?
A Lao Tzu
B Nelson Mandela
C Mahatma Gandhi
D Martin Luther King Jnr