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Carey:
Having a younger sibling can be tough. I remember torturing my younger sister.

Moseby:
I didn't know you had a sister.

Carey:
Yeah. She doesn't talk to me any more.

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Zack:
I wanna make fun of Cody before his date, and it's always nice to have backup.

Bob:
Actually, I'm here because there is no date... Irma postponed it.

Zack:
When?

Bob:
When I say postponed, I mean dumped!

Zack:
She dumped him? That'll crush him! We'll have to break it to him gently. [Cody walks in.] Hey, Cody! Welcome to the club!

Cody:
What club?

Zack:
The-Guys-Who-Aren't-Dating-Irma Club.

Bob:
That's your idea of gentle?

Zack:
Hey, I didn't kick him.

Cody:
You're lying.

Bob:
I got it directly from the source. Irma told Kim who told Phill who told Ashley who told Brenda who told Dylan who told Cole who told me... [breathes in for air] It's over.

Cody:
But why? What happened?

Bob:
She got back together with her camp boyfriend.

Cody:
No! Not Joaquin! The one with the 12-speed bike and the puka shell necklace! This is horrible.

Zack:
Ok, buddy, this was a tough break, but there are lots of fish in the sea.

Cody:
[crying] I don't want a fish... I want I-i-irma!

Zack:
Come on, with whiskers like those, she looks like a catfish!

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Moseby:
[learning that Zack has been grounded before the bowling match] I beg you to punish Zack on a regular basis, but just when I need him the most, you get tough. You hate me, don't you?

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London:
[cheering] We've got spirit, yes, we do. We've got spirit, how 'bout- you? [bumps into Ilsa's brawny bowler Hilda]

Hilda:
We've got spirit, ya, we do. Shut your mouth, or I'll crush you!

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Cody:
I hate those rented shoes. Two hours in the shower and I can still feel the fungus between my toes!

Zack:
Speaking of fungus, hand me that soda.

Cody:
What does that have to do with fungus?

Zack:
Nothing. I just want my danged soda!

Cody:
Why can't you get your danged soda yourself?

Zack:
Mr. Moseby wants me to ice my bowling arm.

Cody:
Boy, you are milking this star player thing...

Zack:
Speaking of milking things, I need you to do my current events homework. Mr. Moseby wants me to ... rest my ... golden arm...

Cody:
Well, you better get the newspaper first, because you're doing your own stinking homework.

Zack:
Fine, fine, fine. But if I pull a finger muscle, it's on your head.

Cody:
Well, it's better than where it usually is, up your nose, digging for gold.

Zack:
That's funny... [Zack opens the door to leave the suite] Hey, check it out! There's some loser in the hall in a towel!

Cody:
No way! Who is it?

Zack:
You! [Zack pushes Cody and closes the door]

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Carey:
What is it with you? I tell you not to do something, you promise not to do it, and you do it anyways!

Zack:
Life, it's all a learning experience.

Cody:
[chiming in] And you learned nothing. [to Carey] I'd go with "no allowance".

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Carey:
You locked him in the hallway with no clothes.

Zack:
But two weeks of no TV is cruel and unusual punishment.

Carey:
Don't push it. And if you do it again, I'll ground you so long they'll write country music songs about it.

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Carey:
I spelled it p-o-l-i-t-i-c-k-s.

Zack:
So you got it right.

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Carey:
What have I told you, Zack? "Neither a borrower nor a lender be."

Zack:
Well, I'm halfway there. I never lend.

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Zack:
It's my motto: "Aim low and avoid disappointment."

Cody:
I thought your motto was "Sleep and eat."

Zack:
It's my other motto, and it's not as easy as it seems. Sometimes you eat too much and you can't sleep. Sometimes you sleep too much and miss a meal.

Cody:
Boy, your life is a real delicate balance.

Zack:
You have no idea!

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Dirk:
You can have my baked potato.

Maddie:
Don't you want any?

Dirk:
Nah. I feel like I can still taste the fertilizer.

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Dirk:
We're fraternal twins.

London:
No you're not. You don't look anything alike.

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Zack:
And then I get back and they're all crying into their pizza!

Carey:
Well, honey, I'm sorry your date was ruined, but you got what you deserved.

Zack:
Is there no shoulder for me to cry on?

Carey:
You pushed you brother to go out before he was ready just so you could have fun. Honey, it's gonna be a long time before he's comfortable around girls.

Cody:
[entering the suite with Jessica and Janice, all laughing] I had a wonderful time, ladies.

Jessica:
Don't forget, see you tomorrow for breakfast.

Janice:
Tea and scones! [they both kiss Cody's cheeks]

Cody:
Pip, pip! Cheerio! Ta-ta! Peace out! [girls leave] Yes! Zack, I can't thank you enough. If you hadn't told me to get back out there, I'd be sitting here alone and so depressed! ♪Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the wave...♪

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Zack:
Dude! Look at you! The suite is clean but you're a mess! You need to get back out there. But you might wanna take off the apron first.

Cody:
I told you I'm not ready.

Zack:
I understand. Only time can mend a broken heart.

Cody:
Thank you.

Zack:
You've got five minutes. Because that's when Jessica and Janice are gonna be here for our date.

Cody:
What part of "not going" don't you understand?

Zack:
The "not" part. Dude, they're twins! Gorgeous twins! On vacation! What they do in Boston stays in Boston!

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Zack:
How about I show you one of Boston's most elegant restaurants? Ever had a 7-meat pizza?

Jessica:
That sounds intriguing! ...Or disgusting...

Zack:
It's both! So, how about it?

Jessica:
Thanks! But... I don't go anywhere without my sister Janice.

Zack:
No problem. I'll take my vitamins.

Jessica:
I meant - could you bring your brother?

Zack:
That's another way to go...

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Zack:
Ooh! look at that cute girl over there. Ooh! and there she is again! One for each of us!

Cody:
I already have a girl, my beautiful Irma.

Zack:
Your beautiful Irma happens to have more hair on her upper lip than you do.

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Kirk:
I'd like a chocolate bar, please.

Maddie:
[See's Kirk and gets exited] You can have anything you want!

Kirk:
[blank look on his face] I'd like a chocolate bar, please.

Maddie:
You're a man with a purpose. I like that. So, are you twin?

Kirk:
Yeah, are you?

Maddie:
No, my parents are old-fashioned. They like to make 'em one at a time.

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Carey:
Relax, Cody. I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself.

Cody:
I'm not putting too much pressure on me. Harvard's putting too much pressure on me! Yale is putting too much pressure on me! Princeton! M.I.T! Stanford! Do you think they're out there looking for under-achievers? If I don't ace woodshop, I'll end up being one of those guys who sells hot dogs and sleeps in a taxi!

Zack:
Hey! How much does that pay?

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London:
(at a children's reading) Hello young readers. Remember, reading makes you smarterer.

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Zack:
What are you doing?

Cody:
Getting ready to drill a hole.

Zack:
Well, here in woodshop we tuck in our shirts before we use tools.

Cody:
But this shirt is a 100% linen, if I tuck it in and take it out, it will be wrinkled.

Zack:
Well, there's a 100% chance you'll be wrinkled when you get sucked into a sander. These safety rules were made for your own protection.

Cody:
Oh, yeah? And who came out with them?

Bob:
Nine-fingered Nick.

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Sister Dominick:
What's going on here?

London:
Maddie's jealous because I'm a best selling author on top of being rich and beautiful.

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Cody:
Take an easy class? Like wood shop?

Zack:
What makes you think wood shop is easy?

Cody:
Duh, you're taking it.

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Carey:
With what I made last month and with what you spent. What we have left for bikes is -$12.

Zack:
Can I get my -$6 in cash.

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Maddie:
Great news!

Esteban:
The revolution has begun in my country and they want to put my grandmama back on the throne?

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