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Eric: I was at work today, and I thought of the coolest idea. I'm gonna start my own internet! It's awesome! I'll tell you why. Because first of all, the regular internet is too crowded. And second, my internet will be for people who might not have computers, and we'll mail you your email through your regular mail! – Undeclared Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Hillary kisses Lloyd] Lloyd: You know what, Hillary, I.. we can't do this. Hillary: Why? Lloyd: Um... Because I have herpes. Hillary: So what? I do too! Everybody does! Lloyd: Yeah, I know, but um... you know what? I-I just... You're an RA, I'm a student, what if someone was to see? I don't... Hillary: I'll go fast, like a man, just give it! – Undeclared Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marshall: Hey, do you know how to do laundry? Rachel: Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you hold my hand? Marshall: Yeah. Sure, sure, sure. Rachel: It's just... I'm having a panic attack and it usually goes away if I hold somebody's hand and I tell them I'm having a panic attack. Marshall: OK. OK. Rachel: I got... I gotta get outta here. Marshall: Uh, no, no. It's OK. It's OK. Um, I'll distract you. Um, I'm studying music. What's your major? Rachel: I don't know yet. I haven't decided. Marshall: You haven't picked a major yet!? Rachel: [Frantically] God, what are you trying to do to me? – Undeclared Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lucien: [to Rachel] I wrote a poem about my job, okay, and I-I really, really think that this will really help you in your situation right now, okay: If you enter my room full of tears My hope is that you will leave with a smile. If you enter my room glowing with love My hope is to share in your warmth. So when you're feeling low Just knock on my door and say, "Hello!" – Undeclared Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[After Betty runs into Daniel in London] Betty: Hey, if you want something to do, I am looking for a new assistant. Daniel: Well, maybe I'll submit my résumé. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: I never thought I'd say this, but... you've got big balls, Betty Suarez. Betty: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Betty: If I go to London, am I being selfish? I feel like I'm letting everyone down—Papi, Daniel, Hilda. Not to mention, it's such a risk— Justin: Aunt Betty, you're all about risk. You took a job at Mode magazine. You showed up to your first day of work in a poncho. That reeked of disaster. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: If those idiots want me to save Tyler, they're gonna have to hand over the whole damn company! Marc: Oh, Willie, don't say that. That's wrong. Wilhelmina: Oh, you're one to be judging me, Marc. After all these years, whenever I needed something that was morally questionable, you were right there with me. Marc: You're right. I was willing to do anything for you. You were like my mother, my goddess, my diva. Y-you know, you were— you were my life. I thought that if you had everything you wanted, you'd be happy, but... You'll never be happy. There's always something more. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Justin: B, how can you move to London? Won't you miss all the kidnapping, shooting, and murder at Mode? Betty: Mm, no, not really. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hilda: [before going in to get married] This is the happiest day of my life. Alright, let's do this bitch! – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Claire: I don't know how, and I don't know why, but I know you got to Tyler. This has your stink all over it. Wilhelmina: Oh, Claire, have you escaped from your handlers again? Or have they allowed you a senior outing? Claire: This boy is an alcoholic. He is troubled. Wilhelmina: Isn't that the pickled lush calling the kettle black? – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: Marc, just give Spencer a chance. You will love him. He's like me, but with junk! Marc: I can't, Mandy. I am still grieving over Troy. I don't think I'll ever be able to be in a relationship again. Amanda: He's like me with big junk! – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: Here are the earrings that I promised Hilda for her wedding. And here are the diet pills. I want her skinny as a beautiful corpse when your Papi helps her down the aisle. Betty: Thank you. And since you've been so helpful, Hilda says you should bring a plus one. Some of our family can't come. Amanda: They got deported? – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: [reading from a website announcing an upcoming drag show] "Mean queens of fashion in New York City's finest drag bar. Double bill featuring Manna Wintour and Wilheldiva Hater"?! Marc: That is so fun— offensive! Wilhelmina: I will not be mocked by some low-rent drag queen! It's insulting. Marc: It's inexcusable! Claire: It's delicious. What's that web address? Marc: Uh, yeah, I'll write it down— Wilhelmina: Don't even bother. I'll have my lawyers draw up a cease and desist order immediately. As if I didn't have enough queens to shut down right here at Mode. [glances at Marc] – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: I know you're still hung up on Molly. Don't bother denying it. Connor: I learned that Molly is seeing someone, and, yes, it bothered me. But I've moved on. Wilhelmina: Have you? Connor: It's over. Wilhelmina: You can say that. You might even believe it. But deep down, I know you're just like me. You don't want to lose. Connor: Willie— Wilhelmina: Connor, I want you—all of you or nothing. Wilhelmina Slater does not play second fiddle to anyone. And she doesn't beg, for anyone. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: [after learning she has been seated in the second row at Fashion Week] How could this happen? Have I changed? Have I gone soft? Marc: No. You're still as horrible and evil as the day that Satan himself placed you in your mother's arms. Wilhelmina: Oh, darling, that's sweet. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: Willie, as much as I love watching fired employees scamper off sad and barefoot... are you okay? Wilhelmina: What mood do you think I should be in, Marc? The company's on the brink of collapse. Connor ran off with all the money! Marc: Yeah... Hey, Willie, he did break your heart a little bit, right? Wilhelmina: Don't be ridiculous. Connor Owens is a thief. Nothing more than that to me. Just another disappointing, useless male. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: My sex IQ is crazy high. I'm like the Einstein of sex. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: I have a pornographic memory. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Wilhelmina walks in carrying William, who starts crying when Betty says hi to him] Wilhelmina: Thank you, Betty. That'll be worth at least ten years of therapy. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wilhelmina: Time to get serious. Marc, put on your game face. [Marc pouts] Wilhelmina: Not your gay face—your game face. Marc: They're the same face. – Ugly Betty, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Amanda: [to Marc] I wanna get promoted. I'm sick of being a receptionist—always being at everyone's Beck and Victoria. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marc: Oh, my God, I totally forgot I have that boyfriend, Trey. Amanda: Troy. Marc: I like Trey better. Or Trevor. We'll talk about it. I'm sure he'll want to weigh in. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Betty: I could take Hilda horseback riding for her bachelorette party. Amanda: Or better yet, naked horseback riding. You're welcome. Betty: Gross. And, ow! Amanda: Well, I'm out of ideas then. Betty: Well, all of your ideas involve nudity. Amanda: You're welcome. Betty: Stop saying that. – Ugly Betty, Season 4 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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