Zack:
Except that I didn't graduate, okay!
(Everybody gasps)
Moseby:
There's a shock! (takes back his gift and steps away)
Kurt:
What are you talking about?
Zack:
I faked the whole thing.
Carey:
I don't, I don't understand. I mean you have a diploma...(unrolls fake diploma and sees the truth) This is a picture of a girl wearing a bikini.
Kurt:
(looks at it also) Uh, she's hot! I mean...it's hot...at the beach...that's why she's wearing a bikini...
Carey:
Zack, why did you do this?
Zack:
Because you tried to bake a cake and Dad left his tour, and I didn't want to disappoint you guys again.
Kurt:
Don't sweat it, dude, it's okay. (Carey smacks him in the gut) OOF!!! I mean, you are so in trouble!
