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Professor:
Yes?

Caterer:
[sniffling] Townsville Quality Discount Catering.

Professor:
Oh, yes. Come in.

[Blossom and Buttercup are wearing party dresses that look very much like their everyday clothing]

Blossom:
Wow! What's all this?

Professor:
It's what we're gonna be serving at tonight's party, girls.

Caterer:
Totally, and on the menu we got, like, non-alcoholic sparkling chilled apple juice, black-eyed peas, baked ham, fried calamari, bacon-bit salad, and for dessert my very own creation: banana cream pie. [gives a double thumbs-up] It's wicked awesome, bro. [laughs; pulls back, holds up a clipboard] Please sign here.

Professor:
[signs his name] Thank you very much.

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Narrator:
And with the first poke of the pin, the girls quickly got the point.

Blossom:
[jabs the doll in its rear; in midair, and clutches that part of herself] Yow!

[The Buttercup doll gets the same treatment; the genuine article matches Blossom's response]

Buttercup:
Yowch!

[Now the same things happen to the Bubbles doll and Bubbles herself]

Bubbles:
[singed] Oh! In my tailbone!

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Professor:
(after Fuzzy destroys his first experiment tree): Girls, we're here to relax, and that's just what we're going to do after we RIP THE LIMBS OFF THIS IGNORAMOUS!

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[They're lying on their bed, still in swimsuits which is causing a sunburn]

Bubbles:
It hurts so bad.

Blossom:
The sunburn or the humiliation?

Bubbles:
Both. [a tear falls; they all groan in pain]

Buttercup:
And the worst part is, there was nothing we could have done to prevent it.

Bubbles:
Maybe we should get the Professor's, uh, help.

Buttercup:
I don't need nobody's help, and I don't need nobody laughing at my sunburn!

Blossom:
[groaning] Buttercup's right. We have to maintain our professional image.

Bubbles:
Well, then, how are we gonna fight crime?

Buttercup:
Yeah. We can barely even move.

Blossom:
I think that we should have faith in the goodness of Townsville's citizens.

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Professor:
Girls, you forgot your sunscreen!

Blossom:
Professor, were kinda in a hurry.

Bubbles:
Yeah, we're cool.

Buttercup:
And, uh, sunscreen is for nerds.

Professor:
[slathering the sunscreen onto himself as the young women laugh at him] Oh, do you girls also wear sunscreen? Did you know that it was invented by a scientist?

[Pause; the women laugh some more]

Woman:
[points at the professor] Nerd!

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Narrator:
And the Powerpuff Girls are soaking it all up. At the beach!

[A considerable crowd is gathered around them; none pay any attention to the Professor]

Little Girl:
Can you really fly?

Fat Lady:
Have you always been so cool?

Little Boy:
Who are you gonna beat up next?

Professor:
[sits up; two young women look his way] Hey! Any questions for me? [chuckling] You know, I invented the Powerpuff Girls. [The pair give him an irritated glance]

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Bubbles:
Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt. Furthermore...

Blossom and Buttercup:
Bubbles!

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Buttercup:
Those jerks! It's not like how they say, I'm just doing my job! I'm just...Oh, Who am I kidding? They're right. I'm a mess. I need to change and I don't even know where to start.

Monk:
At the beginning, Grasshopper.

Buttercup:
What the? Who? I'm not a grasshopper!

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Puppy Wuppy:
What a week. We sure have Townsville fooled.

Cuddly Bunny:
Yeah. We stolen just about everything in sight.

Fluffy Kitty:
I feel ya, though. I can't wait to get out of this place. All the hugging and cuddling and cute talking... is driving me crazy!

Puppy Wuppy:
Don't worry. We'll be outta here in no time. [they see a new bank] Whoa! Look! A new bank! Let's hit it!

[They burst in and see children of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]

Little Girl:
Look! Cute fuzzy animals! Let's hug 'em!

[The children charge toward The Fluffy Bunch, who scream as they get crushed by the children]

Puppy Wuppy:
Ooh. Ow. Yow! Cut it out! Stop! Yow! That's hurt! OW!

Cuddly Bunny:
OW OW OW. OOH No. OW. Watch the ears! My toe! Ow.

Fluffy Kitty:
Ugh. Ow. Ugh. Aah! Meow. Ugh Ooh. Uh!

[Children run outside carrying The Fluffy Bunch]

Fluffy Kitty:
Help! Help!

Cuddly Bunny:
Help! Help! Help!

Puppy Wuppy:
HELP! HELP! HELP!

[The walls of the National Bank fall down revealing Pokey Oaks Kindergarten in disguise]

Children of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten:
Yay!

The Fluffy Bunch:
[in unison] PLEASE HELP US! HELP!

Bubbles:
Well, do you think that was enough punishment for their crimes?

Buttercup:
Definitely.

Blossom:
Well, you know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, love 'em." [they laugh]

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Bubbles:
I'm sorry. They have to learn their lesson. [they take the Fluffy Bunch into the air as the other people boo]

Puppy Wuppy:
[to Buttercup] Listen hear, you bug eyed creeps. We won't last one minute in that jail!

Cuddly Bunny:
[to Bubbles] Yeah. Not with our... cute little faces.

Fluffy Kitty:
[to Blossom] Yeah. So, why won't you do us all a favor and let us go now?

Blossom:
No way! [the girls land near the Townsville Police Station]

Bubbles:
[to the policeman] Here are the convicts we told you about.

Policeman:
Hey there, little guys. This is a prison, not a pet shop. What am I supposed to do with them? [The Fluffy Bunch whimper and purr sadly and the policeman picks them up] Aw, come here, you little... [Laughs] Oh.

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Bubbles:
Look! The bank's being held up by little baby animals. Isn't that sweet?

Buttercup:
Watch out, they could be dangerous. I'll take of this! [Flies over to The Fluffy Bunch]

Blossom:
Wait! Buttercup! [Buttercup grabs Cuddly Bunny's arm as she shakes in fear]

Buttercup:
Hey! Where do you think you're going with Townsville's money?

Cuddly Bunny:
Ow! You hurt me! [Puppy Wuppy and Fluffy Kitty cower in fear]

Puppy Wuppy:
Please! Have mercy!

Lady 1:
Oh poor things!

Man 1:
Did you see how she almost tore off his arm?

Bank Manager:
I've never seen such unnecessary brutality in my life!

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Brick:
Hey, I thought you loved cock-a-roaches. Don't you love cock-a-roaches?

Bubbles:
[forcing a smile] Well...sure. Sure I do. I love those little guys.

Brick:
Hey, I believe you. That's why you have no problem...EATING IT!

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Bossman:
[singing] Townsville's goin' down! I'm gonna throw this paper on the ground!

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The Mayor:
[singing] The babies can grow, and the little old folks, can walk real slooo-ho!

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Professor:
[repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?

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The Gnome:
[the only unsung words in the entire episode, falling down to his demise; last words] As I descend to the Earth, and I view the universe above me, I realize that life revolves, evolves, and dissolves, completely around the opposites. Therefore, I conclude that I cannot exist in my Utopian... [closes his eyes] mind... [hits the ground]

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Narrator:
The city of Towns- [in the girls' room, they stare morosely at another lake in their bed] ...oh, come on! I've heard of toilet humor, but this is ridiculous!

Girls:
[weakly] I didn't do it...

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Mojo:
You should have seen your faces when... [laughs] "You did it!" "No, you did it!" "I didn't do it!" [laughs uncontrollably until he feels a pee coming on] Uh-oh! [just wet the bed, causing the girls to laugh] Shut up, shut up! It's not what it looks like! My water bottle broke! It's not funny! Shut up!

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[Cut to teenaged valley girl versions of Blossom and Bubbles at the mall]

Teen Buttercup:
Blossom! Look!

[They gaze at teenage counterparts of the Rowdyruff Boys]

Teen Butch:
[reading a magazine] Wow.

Teen Bubbles:
[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec-

Teen Blossom:
[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!

[Teen Bubbles drops the phone as Teen Boomer is drinking a soda. All three girls are positively smitten]

Teen Bubbles:
[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.

Teen Blossom and Teen Buttercup:
[smiling wickedly] I know.

[As Bubbles talks to Boomer, a monster smashes through the dome and attacks screaming patrons while the teens do not notice]

Teen Boomer:
So...wassup?

Teen Bubbles:
Oh, um...you know...hangin' out. What's up with you?

Teen Boomer:
You know...hangin' out.

Teen Bubbles:
[laughing] For sure.

[As the other Girls talk to their counterparts, a couple of armed robbers open fire and rob a jewelry store as the teens pay no heed]

Teen Butch:
So wassup, ladies?

Teen Brick:
You goin' to Todd's tonight?

Teen Blossom:
Um...I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class. What are you doing?

Teen Brick:
Uh...going to Todd's.

Teen Blossom:
[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.

Teen Buttercup:
So what are you driving now?

[As they talk, an ATM explodes and two robbers run through a hole in the wall with a wagonload of cash]

Teen Butch:
Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?

Teen Buttercup:
Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.

Teen Butch:
Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.

Teen Buttercup:
Oh, cool! I love that game. How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?

Teen Blossom:
Sure. What floor?

[A flying saucer starts shooting and a large red monster roars. Back to the present]

Buttercup:
Boy, were we dumb.

Blossom:
Yeah. Let's remember something else.

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[A school bus is stuck to the side of a building]

Brian Larsen:
Although this bus looks better than that corporate art, it's actually a reminder of another battle that took place here in Townsville. There are other reminders and countless monuments where three little girls saved this wonderful city. [Shows the Townsville Tribune with the headline "PPGS SAVE THE DAY!"] Their photos have graced newspapers and tabloids numerous times. [shows The Powerpuff Store] They have merchandising... [a TV screen with the show's title appears] ...and even their own TV show.

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[An interview with an irritated man on the Powerpuff Girls]

Don Shank:
Yeah. I worked with them. They're about this big. [note: he is a real life animator on the show]

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Brian Larsen:
Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts. [cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards] But this proved even more fleeting.

Princess Morbucks:
Sorry. No interviews!

[Cut to The Gangreen Gang who attack him, causing the camera view to shift erratically until he runs. Cut to a forest]

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
[waving his shotgun] GET OFFA MY PROPERTY, DAGNABIT!

Brian Larsen:
Yeah, but wait, I just want to...

Fuzzy:
NO TRESPASSIN'! [swings the weapon; there is static]

[Cut to the observatory]

Brian Larsen:
Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...

Mojo Jojo:
[over intercom, impatiently] Can't talk, planning evil scheme.

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Brian Larsen:
Ah, Mayor! Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?

[Ms. Bellum steps to the doorway]

Mayor:
Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! [walking away as camera follows] You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!

Ms. Bellum:
[steps into the view near the camera] I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.

Brian Larsen:
Uh, just let me ask a few questions.

Ms. Bellum:
Uh, this is an unannounced visit. [shoving camera] Security!

Brian Larsen:
Don't touch the camera! [the front doors are swung shut] That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.

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Mojo Jojo:
[over phone] I have your Octi doll. And if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll meet my demands! [Bubbles screams] I want 1,000 gallons of Chemical X, or your precious little Octi...dies.

Professor:
[panicked] What? What do they want?

Bubbles:
He has Octi! [everyone gasps] He wants 1,000 gallons of Chemical X! [a second round of gasps] Or he'll kill him! [a third round of gasps] Please, Professor! Please do what he says!

Professor:
[softly] No. [A fourth round of gasps]

Bubbles:
But why?

Professor:
Because... I killed Octi! [A fifth round of gasps]

Bubbles:
But why? I can understand Buttercup, because she's so mean...

Buttercup:
Hey! [Blossom smiles at her]

Bubbles:
...and Blossom, because she's so bossy.

Blossom:
Hey! [Buttercup smiles at her]

Bubbles:
And Ms. Keane, because she wants me to pay attention.

Ms. Keane:
Hey! Oh, no, that's right.

Bubbles:
And the Mayor because he's a big baby!

Mayor:
I am not a baby! [blows a raspberry]

Bubbles:
[hanging her head] But you. I never thought you would do anything to hurt me. Why didn't you tell me?

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