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Donkey: Royal ball? Can I come? Shrek: We're not going. Fiona and Donkey: What? Shrek: I mean, don't you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? Fiona: Well, they might be a bit surprised. But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me. And don't worry. They'll love you, too. Shrek: Yeah, right. Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club. Fiona: Stop it. They're not like that. Shrek: How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? – Shrek 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Donkey: Are we there yet? Shrek: No. Donkey: Are we there yet? Fiona: Not yet. Donkey: Okay. Are we there yet? Fiona: No. Donkey: Are we there yet? Shrek: No! Donkey: Are we there YET? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Really? Shrek: NO! Donkey: Are we there yet?! Fiona: No! Donkey: Are we there YET?! Shrek: No, we are not! Donkey: ARE WE THERE YET?!?! Shrek and Fiona: NO!!!!!! [Pause] Donkey: Are we there yet? Shrek: [mimicking Donkey] Are we there yet? Donkey: Hey, that's not funny. Shrek: Hey, that's not funny. Donkey: Oh, that's really immature! Shrek: Oh, that's really immature! Donkey: See, this is why nobody likes ogres! Shrek: See, this is why nobody likes ogres! Donkey: All right, your loss! Shrek: All right, your loss. Donkey: I'm just gonna stop talking! Shrek: Finally! Donkey: But this is takin' forever, Shrek, and ain't no in-flight movie or nothin'! Shrek: The kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far, far... (softly) away. Donkey: All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn bored! Shrek: Well, find a way to entertain yourself. [silence] [Donkey pops his lips, then again, and Shrek grows more impatient, then Donkey pops his lips a third time] Shrek: [restrains temper] Oh! For five minutes... could you not be yourself? [loudly] FOR FIVE MINUTES!!! [after another moment of silence, Donkey pops his lips one last time] Shrek: AAAARGH!!!!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?! Fiona: Yes! Donkey: Oh, finally! – Shrek 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fiona: [lets out a loud belch that interrupts a conversation] Oh! Excuse me. Shrek: Better out than in, I always say. Eh, Fiona? – Shrek 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harold: Charming! Is that you? My gosh, it's been years! When did you get back? Charming: [irritated] Oh, about 5 minutes ago, actually. [Raised tone] After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert, I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower– [cut off by his mother] Fairy Godmother: Tut, tut, tut. Mummy can handle this. [to King Harold, using the same hostile tone Charming used earlier] He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower, and what does he find?! Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married! – Shrek 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shrek/Donkey: [singing] ? Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall. All you've got to do is call. And I'll be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got a friend. ? – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[As Rumpelstiltskin angrily scrunches up a page from a library book about Shrek] Pinocchio: Uh, sir? You’re gonna have to pay for that. Rumpelstiltskin: Uh... M-m-maybe we can make a deal for it, little boy? Pinocchio: Oh, I'm not a real boy. Rumpelstiltskin: [looking devious] Do you wanna be? [Cut to Pinocchio kicking him out] Pinocchio: NOBODY NEEDS YOUR DEALS ANYMORE, GRUMPEL STINKYPANTS! Rumpelstiltskin: [coughs as he gets up, then picks up the ripped-out page and looks at it angrily] I wish that ogre was never born! – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Daph: Better start making sense ya dirty little man! Rumpel: Here let me spell it out for ya. You gave me a day from your past a day you wouldn't even remember a day when you were an innocent, mindless, little baby Shrek: You took the day I was born. Rumpelstiltskin: No, Shrek, you gave it to me. Tigger: Enjoy this while ya can Grumpel cuz when this day is up Rumpel: But you guys haven't heard the best part Since you were never born once this day comes to an end so will you Shrek: Where is Fiona? Where's my famiy?! Rumpel: Silly little ogre you don't get it do ya? You were never born you never met Fiona your kids don't exist! – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Puss: Come on, Donkey, ¡Vamonos! Donkey: Man, you are a 'cat-tastrophe'. Puss: And you, are 'ri-donkey-lous'. [Both laugh] – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Donkey: ? Just thinkin' about tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 'Til there's none When I'm stuck with the day, that's grey, and lonely. Shrek [awakens to hear Donkey singing outside the cage wagon] Donkey, stop with the singing, will you? Donkey: ? I just stick out my chin, and grin, and say... ? Shrek: Donkey! [getting up, he bumps his head] Ow! Donkey: ? Oh, the sun will come out tomorrow So you gotta hang on until tomorrow Come with me…tomorrow! Tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow! ? Shrek: Donkey, where am I? What's happening? Onboard Witch: Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song. [She pulls out a whip, whipping Donkey, stopping him for a second, then he resumes] Donkey: ? But I made up my mind. Oh... I'm keepin' my baby. Ooh... ? Driver Witch: Uh, I'm driving, so… [She takes the whip] ...I'm in charge of the music. [She whips him] Donkey: Hey! Will you witches make up your mind, please? [She whips him again] Ow! ? No matter what they take from me... Witches: ? …they can't take away my dignity ? Shrek: Psst! Donkey, what's going on? Do you know where Fiona is? Donkey: Shh! Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me in trouble and I need this job, so I am not going back to work for Old MacDonald. Tell me to E-I-E-I-O. E-I-E-I-No! That's what I said. Shrek: Where are my babies? And where's your wife, Dragon? Donkey: Look, ogre, I think you have me confused with some other talking donkey. I’ve never seen you before in my life. Shrek: Never seen me before? Come on, Donkey! Donkey: And how do you know my name anyway? Shrek: It’s me, Shrek. Your best friend? Donkey: A donkey and an ogre friends? That’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! Shrek: Can you at least tell me where they’re taking me? Donkey: To the same place they take every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin. Shrek: Stiltskin! – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shrek: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [He starts panting] [after a small pause, the party guests start cheering] Butterpants: I love you, daddy. [Everyone chants] Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...! Puss: Everybody, I have found... [He lifts his cape revealing a new cake] ...Another cake! Fiona: Shrek, are you okay? [the party stops after Shrek smashes the cake] Unbelievable. Shrek: Tell me about it! Those villagers... Fiona: I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday? Shrek: Oh, great. So this is all my fault?! Fiona: Yes, but... you know what? Let's talk about this after the party, at home. Shrek: You mean that roadside attraction we live in? "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite!" I used to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke! Fiona: Okay, okay. Maybe you're not the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing. Shrek: Ah, I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. You've spent half your life in a palace. Fiona: And the other half locked away in a tower. Shrek: [sighs] Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be; back when villagers were afraid of me, and I could take a mud bath in peace. When I can do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! Back when the world made sense! Fiona: You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep? Shrek: Exactly! Fiona: Shrek, you have three beautiful children, a wife who loves you, friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it the only person who can't see that... is you? Shrek: [replying to Fiona's comment] That's just great. – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shrek [enters Fiona's tent] Hello? Fiona? [Green eyes are shown in the shadows of a cat condo] Puss: You should not be here... señor. Shrek: Puss? [Puss struggles to get out of his resting place, revealing himself as now overweight with a pink bow on wrapped around the back of his neck.] You've gotta be kiddin' me. [He lowers down on the scratching post, the lands on his back on a pillow. He then struggles to get up, followed by facing Shrek.] Puss: Feed me, if you dare. Shrek: Puss, what happened to you?! You got so fa... [Puss gives him a look] Fa-ancy! Puss: Do I know you? Shrek: Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? [He gasps softly] Your wee little boots? Puss: Boots, for a cat? Ha! [He laughs] Shrek: But you're Puss in Boots. Puss: Maybe once, [He opens a bottle of milk] but that is a name I have outgrown. Shrek: That's not the only thing you've outgrown. Puss: Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life! I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. [A mouse runs up to his bowl and starts drinking out of it] Eh, I'll get him later. [He starts drinking out of the bowl himself] Shrek: Oh, Puss, what have I done to you? You've gone soft. Puss: Well, I do get brushed twice a day. – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shrek: You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights! Pumpkin Witch: You have the right to shut your mouth! [She drops a pumpkin which explodes with smoke in Shrek's face] – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shrek: Stop! Where are you going? Fiona: To save my friends. Shrek: How, by getting yourself killed? Fiona: If that's what it takes. Shrek: Puss, say something. Fiona: Puss? Puss: L-let me explain. Fiona: So that's how you knew so much about me! Shrek: Fiona, wait! Kiss me! Fiona: What? Shrek: It's the only way to save your friends! Fiona: Get out of my way! Shrek: You used to believe that a single kiss could solve everything! [Fiona turns around and reluctantly kisses him. However, when they're done kissing, nothing happens] I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense! True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything! Fiona: Yeah. You know what? That's what they told me too. True love didn't get me out of that tower. I did! I saved myself! Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale! Shrek: Fiona, don't say that! It does exist! Fiona: Then how would you know? Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep? Did you live all alone in a miserable tower? Did you cry yourself to sleep every night waiting for a true love that never came?! Shrek: But… but... I'm your true love. Fiona: Then where were you when I needed you? [She turns around and leaves] Donkey: Maybe you kissed her... wrong? Shrek: No. The kiss didn't work... because Fiona doesn't love me. – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Puss: It seems that we are safe. Donkey: Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Let's go. Shrek: Oh, what's the point? The kiss didn't work. It's over. Donkey: Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now, but things always work themselves out in the end. You'll see. Well, I'll bet by this time tomorrow... Shrek: Hey, don't you understand? There is no tomorrow, there's no day after that, and there's no day after that day after that! My life was perfect and I'm never gonna get it back! Donkey: Well, if your life was so perfect, then why did you sign it all the way to Rumpelstiltskin in the first place? Shrek: Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone, alright? [He sighs] I didn't know what I had. – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fiona: That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek. Thank you. Shrek: No. You were right. I wasn't there for you… and not just at the dragon's keep, but... everyday since. Fiona: Well… you're here now. – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shrek/Fiona: I didn't know we could do that. – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[During the main event...] Donkey: ? Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall. All you've got to do is call. [Rumpelstiltskin and the witches hear and spot him on top of the new hanging chandelier ball] ? And I'll be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah... Shrek: Donkey? Donkey: And Puss... [Puss descends down the chandelier ball's rope, now wearing his boots, belt, hat and cape.] Puss: In Boots! (Ogres come out of wrecking ball) Rumpel: Get em get em witches! – Shrek Forever After Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Agent Starling: I graduated from UVA, Doctor. It's not a charm school. Chilton: Good. Then you should be able to remember the rules. Do not touch or approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper. No pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier. If he attempts to pass you anything, do. not. accept. it. - Do you understand me? Agent Starling: Yes, I understand, sir. Chilton: I'm going to show you why we insist on such precautions. – The Silence of the Lambs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Clarice Starling: Excuse me. Excuse me, gentlemen. You officers and gentlemen, listen here now. There's things we need to do for her. I know that y'all brought her this far and her folks would thank you if they could for your kindness and your sensitivity, but now please go on now and let us take care of her. Go on now. Thank you. Thank you. Jack Crawford: [on the phone] OK, good. Yeah, that's right. Elk River. Stand by for transmission. – The Silence of the Lambs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hannibal Lecter: Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though, about yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no? Yes or no, Clarice? Poor little Catherine is waiting. Clarice Starling: Go, Doctor. Hannibal Lecter: What is your worst memory of childhood? Clarice Starling: The death of my father. Hannibal Lecter: Tell me about it and don't lie, or I'll know. Clarice Starling: He was a town marshal, and... one night, he surprised two burglars coming out the back of a drugstore. They shot him. Hannibal Lecter: Was he killed outright? Clarice Starling: No, he was very strong, he lasted more than a month. My mother died when I was very young, so... my father had become the whole world to me, and, when he left me, I had nothing. I was ten years old. Hannibal Lector: You're very frank, Clarice. I think it would be quite something to know you in private life. Clarice Starling: Quid pro quo, Doctor. Hannibal Lector: So tell me about Miss West Virginia. Was she a large girl? Clarice Starling: Yes. Hannibal Lector: Big through the hips? Roomy? Clarice Starling: They all were. Hannibal Lector: What else? Clarice Starling: She had an object deliberately inserted into her throat. Now, that hasn't been made public yet. We don't know what it means. Hannibal Lector: Was it a butterfly? Clarice Starling: Yes. A moth. Just like the one we found in Benjamin Raspail's head an hour ago. Why does he place them there, Doctor? Hannibal Lecter: The significance of the moth is change. Caterpillar into chrysalis, or pupa, and from thence into beauty. Our Billy wants to change, too. – The Silence of the Lambs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Arnie Westrum: [drunkenly singing] My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer. Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer. It's not bitter, not sweet, it's a real frosty treat. Won't you buy, won't you buy Rheingold Beer? Won't you try, won't you buy? [hears the rustle of leaves] Jesus, Arnie. What're you, are you afraid of the Boogeyman? Heh-heh. God. Come on out of there, buster, and give me a hand. All right, what is it that you want, Arnie? I want some Rheingold... As soon as I get that dirt out of there. [he is decapitated by the werewolf] Older Jane: [narrating] The killing had begun, but at first, no one knew it. You see, Arnie Westrum was a chronic drunk. And what happened seemed like an accident. The county coroner concluded Arnie had passed out on the tracks. There wasn't enough evidence to conclude anything else. – Silver Bullet Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Uncle Red: I mean, uh, what the heck you gonna shoot a .44 bullet at anyway... made out of silver? Marty Coslaw: How about a werewolf? – Silver Bullet Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Uncle Red: Holy jumped-up baldheaded Jesus palomino! Jane Coslaw: Uncle Red... Uncle Red: From him I'd expect it. Sometimes I think your common sense got paralyzed along with your legs. But from you, Jane - you're Miss Polly Practical! Jane Coslaw: You don't understand. Uncle Red: I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette! – Silver Bullet Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sheriff Joe Haller: [to the mob, lead by Andy Fairton] The law has a name for what you people are planning. It's called "private justice". And private justice is about a step and a half away from lynch mobs and hang ropes. Now I may be no J. Edgar Hoover, but I am the law in Tarker's Mills. I want all you people to go home. Andy Fairton: Don't let this guy scare you! What's he done since this whole thing started but hang his face out? He ain't got so much as a fingerprint! Owen Knopfler: Shut up, Andy. Andy Fairton: No, don't tell me to shut up. Herb Kincaid: Yes... Shut up. I just came from my boy's funeral. Sheriff Joe Haller: Herb. Herb, I know how upset... how grief-stricken you must be. Herb Kincaid: He was torn apart. Sheriff Joe Haller: I know that. I... Herb Kincaid: Upset? Grief-stricken? You don't know what those words mean. My son was torn to pieces. Pieces! [shouts] MY SON WAS TORN TO PIECES! You come in here and talk to these men about private justice? You dare to do that? Why do you go out to Harmony Hill, Sheriff Haller, and dig up what's left of my boy Brady... and explain to him about private justice. Would you want to do that? As for me, I'm gonna go out and hunt up a little private justice. [walks out of the bar] Andy Fairton: [to the mob] You heard him. Let's go! – Silver Bullet Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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