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Loki:
Okay, where is the mask?

Tim Avery:
What?

Loki:
The mask, my mask. Where is it?

Tim Avery:
What are you talking about? Who are you?

Loki:
I am Loki, God of Mischief.

Tim Avery:
Yeah, and I'm Tim, god of crazy babyland. Will you get out of the way?

Loki:
That baby is born of the mask, my mask. And where is it?!

Tim Avery:
Born of the mask what? Oh, so that explains why he could pee like that! But wait a minute, this is my baby.

Loki:
I don't care about that. Just give me my mask!

Tim Avery:
I don't know where it is.

Loki:
Oh really? Maybe this will jog your memory! [he holds an axe with some arms holding a gun to shoot]

Police:
[in Odin's voice, grabs Loki] LOKI!

Loki:
Dad?! [Tim heads away]

Police:
I wanted you've left me no other choice.

Loki:
I don't have time for this! Look, dad, there's Balder!

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tim Avery:
[in Odin's voice] LOKI! You have defied me for the last time. [saluting] I've had it up to here with you!

Loki:
Dad, please, listen to me. You're holding the baby.

Tim Avery:
Silence! You have left me no choice.

Loki:
Listen, listen...

Tim Avery:
You are here by stripped of your immortal powers and forever banished to the land of mortals.

Loki:
No. Please, hear me out. That baby... [Tim Avery attempted to sizzles Loki]

Tim Avery:
Whoa.

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tim Avery:
Hello?

Jorge:
Hey, buddy. Can you get down here now? Daniel's asking for you.

Tim Avery:
No, I can't come in right now. I'm stuck here with my kid!

Jorge:
You'd better think of something, he wants to see your drawings before the pitch on Friday.

Tim Avery:
I'll do the drawings now and I'll fax 'em over after lunch.

Jorge:
All right.

Tim Avery:
Okay, bye.

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tim Avery:
Babe! I got incredible news!

Tonya Avery:
Really? I think I do too!

Tim Avery:
Really? What?

Tonya Avery:
Um, you go.

Tim Avery:
No, you go.

Tonya Avery:
Okay, I'm gonna go.

Tim Avery:
Babe, let me go.

Tonya Avery:
Okay, go.

Tim Avery:
Guess who got moved up to the second floor? [Tonya gasps, Tim and she both vocalizing hip-hop music]

Tonya Avery:
Oh god, that is so great! I am so proud of you. Oh, then it was meant to be.

Tim Avery:
What's meant to be? What's your news?

Tonya Avery:
I've been feeling really funky all day, and you're not gonna believe this.

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Odin:
[drawn-out, shouting] Loki! There was a baby born of the mask!

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tim Avery:
[surprised by Alvey's face is shown Loki, screaming] No! Ah!

Tonya Avery:
Tim, snap out of it!

Tim Avery:
Baby? Is that you?

Tonya Avery:
Of course it's me. What are you doing up so late? And where's Alvey?

Tim Avery:
Seriously. Is that really you?

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tonya Avery:
That's not Otis, that's a green critter!

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tim Avery:
[to Alvey] That's it, buddy! First I'm taking you to a pediatrician, then I'm taking you to an exorcist.

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tim Avery:
Hey, Loki. [suddenly picks up a phone receiver and shouts] Give me back my son!

Loki:
Um... No. [speeds off]

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tonya Avery:
Where's Alvey?

Tim Avery:
Okay, don't freak out.

Tonya Avery:
Where's Alvey?

Tim Avery:
You're freaking out.

Tonya Avery:
Where's my baby?

Tim Avery:
Loki t-took him.

Tonya Avery:
[scared] Took him?! Did you CALLED THE POLICE?!?!

Tim Avery:
No, I...

Tonya Avery:
Oh my god. [she accidentally calling the police on the phone]

Tim Avery:
Tonya, listen!

Tonya Avery:
This is emergency, my son is missing... !

Tim Avery:
No, TONYA, listen! [throws the phone away] The police can't help us! He's the freaking god of mischief. All he wants is his mask, which Otis is wearing. And if I can just figure out where Otis is, I can just... [but surprised] Of course!

Tonya Avery:
Our child is missing and you're worried about the damned dog?!?! This is CRAZY!!! [gasped, seeing a giant nose-face on person's body, who was touching her]

Tim Avery:
See what I'm talking about? Now, you're gonna have to trust me and get in the car, because I know where Alvey is and I know how to get him back, because I know the one place Otis the moose would go.

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Tonya Avery:
Yeah! Yeah! Honey, oh, that was such a good show. But, I think you might need to add another character.

Tim Avery:
What? Really?

Tonya Avery:
Yeah. [she and Tim kissing each other]

Tim Avery:
What do you think about that, Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound? [Alvey winks]

Son of the Mask  Movie Quote

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Shrek/Donkey: [singing] ? Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall. All you've got to do is call. And I'll be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got a friend. ?

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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[As Rumpelstiltskin angrily scrunches up a page from a library book about Shrek]

Pinocchio:
Uh, sir? You’re gonna have to pay for that.

Rumpelstiltskin:
Uh... M-m-maybe we can make a deal for it, little boy?

Pinocchio:
Oh, I'm not a real boy.

Rumpelstiltskin:
[looking devious] Do you wanna be?

[Cut to Pinocchio kicking him out]

Pinocchio:
NOBODY NEEDS YOUR DEALS ANYMORE, GRUMPEL STINKYPANTS!

Rumpelstiltskin:
[coughs as he gets up, then picks up the ripped-out page and looks at it angrily] I wish that ogre was never born!

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Daph:
Better start making sense ya dirty little man!

Rumpel:
Here let me spell it out for ya. You gave me a day from your past a day you wouldn't even remember a day when you were an innocent, mindless, little baby

Shrek:
You took the day I was born.

Rumpelstiltskin:
No, Shrek, you gave it to me.

Tigger:
Enjoy this while ya can Grumpel cuz when this day is up

Rumpel:
But you guys haven't heard the best part Since you were never born once this day comes to an end so will you

Shrek:
Where is Fiona? Where's my famiy?!

Rumpel:
Silly little ogre you don't get it do ya? You were never born you never met Fiona your kids don't exist!

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Puss:
Come on, Donkey, ¡Vamonos!

Donkey:
Man, you are a 'cat-tastrophe'.

Puss:
And you, are 'ri-donkey-lous'.

[Both laugh]

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Donkey: ? Just thinkin' about tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 'Til there's none When I'm stuck with the day, that's grey, and lonely.

Shrek [awakens to hear Donkey singing outside the cage wagon] Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?

Donkey:
? I just stick out my chin, and grin, and say... ?

Shrek:
Donkey! [getting up, he bumps his head] Ow!

Donkey: ? Oh, the sun will come out tomorrow So you gotta hang on until tomorrow Come with me…tomorrow! Tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow! ?

Shrek:
Donkey, where am I? What's happening?

Onboard Witch:
Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song. [She pulls out a whip, whipping Donkey, stopping him for a second, then he resumes]

Donkey: ? But I made up my mind. Oh... I'm keepin' my baby. Ooh... ?

Driver Witch:
Uh, I'm driving, so… [She takes the whip] ...I'm in charge of the music. [She whips him]

Donkey:
Hey! Will you witches make up your mind, please? [She whips him again] Ow! ? No matter what they take from me...

Witches:
? …they can't take away my dignity ?

Shrek:
Psst! Donkey, what's going on? Do you know where Fiona is?

Donkey:
Shh! Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me in trouble and I need this job, so I am not going back to work for Old MacDonald. Tell me to E-I-E-I-O. E-I-E-I-No! That's what I said.

Shrek:
Where are my babies? And where's your wife, Dragon?

Donkey:
Look, ogre, I think you have me confused with some other talking donkey. I’ve never seen you before in my life.

Shrek:
Never seen me before? Come on, Donkey!

Donkey:
And how do you know my name anyway?

Shrek:
It’s me, Shrek. Your best friend?

Donkey:
A donkey and an ogre friends? That’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!

Shrek:
Can you at least tell me where they’re taking me?

Donkey:
To the same place they take every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin.

Shrek:
Stiltskin!

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Shrek:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [He starts panting]

[after a small pause, the party guests start cheering]

Butterpants:
I love you, daddy.

[Everyone chants] Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek...!

Puss:
Everybody, I have found... [He lifts his cape revealing a new cake] ...Another cake!

Fiona:
Shrek, are you okay? [the party stops after Shrek smashes the cake] Unbelievable.

Shrek:
Tell me about it! Those villagers...

Fiona:
I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?

Shrek:
Oh, great. So this is all my fault?!

Fiona:
Yes, but... you know what? Let's talk about this after the party, at home.

Shrek:
You mean that roadside attraction we live in? "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite!" I used to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke!

Fiona:
Okay, okay. Maybe you're not the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Shrek:
Ah, I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. You've spent half your life in a palace.

Fiona:
And the other half locked away in a tower.

Shrek:
[sighs] Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be; back when villagers were afraid of me, and I could take a mud bath in peace. When I can do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! Back when the world made sense!

Fiona:
You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?

Shrek:
Exactly!

Fiona:
Shrek, you have three beautiful children, a wife who loves you, friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it the only person who can't see that... is you?

Shrek:
[replying to Fiona's comment] That's just great.

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Shrek [enters Fiona's tent] Hello? Fiona?

[Green eyes are shown in the shadows of a cat condo]

Puss:
You should not be here... señor.

Shrek:
Puss? [Puss struggles to get out of his resting place, revealing himself as now overweight with a pink bow on wrapped around the back of his neck.] You've gotta be kiddin' me.

[He lowers down on the scratching post, the lands on his back on a pillow. He then struggles to get up, followed by facing Shrek.]

Puss:
Feed me, if you dare.

Shrek:
Puss, what happened to you?! You got so fa... [Puss gives him a look] Fa-ancy!

Puss:
Do I know you?

Shrek:
Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? [He gasps softly] Your wee little boots?

Puss:
Boots, for a cat? Ha! [He laughs]

Shrek:
But you're Puss in Boots.

Puss:
Maybe once, [He opens a bottle of milk] but that is a name I have outgrown.

Shrek:
That's not the only thing you've outgrown.

Puss:
Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life! I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. [A mouse runs up to his bowl and starts drinking out of it] Eh, I'll get him later. [He starts drinking out of the bowl himself]

Shrek:
Oh, Puss, what have I done to you? You've gone soft.

Puss:
Well, I do get brushed twice a day.

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Shrek:
You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights!

Pumpkin Witch:
You have the right to shut your mouth! [She drops a pumpkin which explodes with smoke in Shrek's face]

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Shrek:
Stop! Where are you going?

Fiona:
To save my friends.

Shrek:
How, by getting yourself killed?

Fiona:
If that's what it takes.

Shrek:
Puss, say something.

Fiona:
Puss?

Puss:
L-let me explain.

Fiona:
So that's how you knew so much about me!

Shrek:
Fiona, wait! Kiss me!

Fiona:
What?

Shrek:
It's the only way to save your friends!

Fiona:
Get out of my way!

Shrek:
You used to believe that a single kiss could solve everything! [Fiona turns around and reluctantly kisses him. However, when they're done kissing, nothing happens] I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense! True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything!

Fiona:
Yeah. You know what? That's what they told me too. True love didn't get me out of that tower. I did! I saved myself! Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale!

Shrek:
Fiona, don't say that! It does exist!

Fiona:
Then how would you know? Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep? Did you live all alone in a miserable tower? Did you cry yourself to sleep every night waiting for a true love that never came?!

Shrek:
But… but... I'm your true love.

Fiona:
Then where were you when I needed you? [She turns around and leaves]

Donkey:
Maybe you kissed her... wrong?

Shrek:
No. The kiss didn't work... because Fiona doesn't love me.

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Puss:
It seems that we are safe.

Donkey:
Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Let's go.

Shrek:
Oh, what's the point? The kiss didn't work. It's over.

Donkey:
Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now, but things always work themselves out in the end. You'll see. Well, I'll bet by this time tomorrow...

Shrek:
Hey, don't you understand? There is no tomorrow, there's no day after that, and there's no day after that day after that! My life was perfect and I'm never gonna get it back!

Donkey:
Well, if your life was so perfect, then why did you sign it all the way to Rumpelstiltskin in the first place?

Shrek:
Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone, alright? [He sighs] I didn't know what I had.

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Fiona:
That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek. Thank you.

Shrek:
No. You were right. I wasn't there for you… and not just at the dragon's keep, but... everyday since.

Fiona:
Well… you're here now.

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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Shrek/Fiona:
I didn't know we could do that.

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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[During the main event...]

Donkey:
? Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall.

All you've got to do is call. [Rumpelstiltskin and the witches hear and spot him on top of the new hanging chandelier ball] ? And I'll be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Shrek:
Donkey?

Donkey:
And Puss... [Puss descends down the chandelier ball's rope, now wearing his boots, belt, hat and cape.]

Puss:
In Boots!

(Ogres come out of wrecking ball)

Rumpel:
Get em get em witches!

Shrek Forever After  Movie Quote

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