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K.C.: Do you think there are funny people and not-funny people? Benjy: Yes. Definitely. On the funny side there are the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo; the Ritz Brothers, no exceptions; both Laurel and Hardy; and Woody Woodpecker. On the unfunny side there's anyone who has ever played the accordion professionally. – My Favorite Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Swann: Stone... I'm afraid. I'm afraid. That's why I couldn't get out of the car to see my Tess, my child. Benjy: Alan Swann, afraid? The Defender of the Crown? Captain from Tortuga? The Last Knight of the Round Table? Swann: Those are movies, damn you! Look at me! I'm flesh and blood, life-size, no larger! I'm not that silly goddamned hero! I never was! Benjy: To me you were! Whoever you were in those movies, those silly goddamn heroes meant a lot to me! What does it matter if it was an illusion? It worked! So don't tell me this is you life-size. I can't use you life-size. I need Alan Swanns as big as I can get them! And let me tell you something: you couldn't have convinced me the way you did unless somewhere in you you had that courage! Nobody's that good an actor! You are that silly goddamn hero! – My Favorite Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shelley: I have a wonderful disposition, I put people right at ease. Harry: Uh, Miss Devoto, there people are already at ease. This is not a beauty parlour. It's a funeral parlour. Shelley: They're dead? Harry: Yes they are. Shelley: Stiffs? Harry: Deceased. – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ronda: He covers me like a blanket, from the cold dark night. As I look into his eyes, I know it's right. To touch, to feel. I know he's real. Flesh all amesh. Flesh all amesh. I can't fight it. There's no point. I wake up and light a joint. Mr. Bixler: Uhh, uh. V.. Vada. Vada: I wrote a poem, too. Mr. Bixler: Please. Vada: Ode to Ice Cream, by Vada Sultenfuss. I like ice cream a whole lot. It tastes good when days are hot. On a cone, or in a dish. This would be my only wish. Vanilla, chocolate, or Rocky Road, Even with pie a la mode. That's all I got so far. Justin: I hear that Vada. "Flesh all amesh" or "Rocky Road". It's all about desire. – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shelley: Now, the first rule in applying eye make-up is you can never wear enough blue eye shadow. – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shelley: That's a pretty ring you're wearing (looks at Vada's mood ring) Vada: It's a mood ring. It tells me what mood i'm in. Thomas J: It doesn't work, it always stays black. Vada: It's only black when you're around, because you put me in a bad mood. Shelley: Maybe black means you're happy? Vada: I don't think so. Shelly how can I get $35? Thomas J: She's crazy, She wants to go to school over the summer. Vada: It's not a real school, it's a writing class. I want to be a writer. Thomas J: She just wants to go just because her sweetie pie's her teacher. Vada: Shut your big fat mouth! Shelley: I think you'll make a fine writer. Have you asked your dad? – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Phil: Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry. I told you to use fewer briquettes, and now look what you've done. you've cremated them. Harry: Thats what i do. – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vada: My mommy and daddy did that? Shelley: It's actually a very beautiful thing. And look, there wouldn't've been a Vada. Vada: I think it should be outlawed. (doorbell rings) Oh, that's probably Thomas J. I don't wanna see him.[On menstruation] It's not fair. Nothing happens to boys. Thomas J: Hi Vada. Can you come out? Vada: I don't know. Thomas J: Please, it's real hot, maybe we can go swimming. Vada: No! [Shoving Thomas J off her porch after getting her first period] Get outta here! And don't come back for five to seven days! – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vada: I'm running away. Thomas J: Where are you running to? Vada: California. I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch. Thomas J: I wanna live with them too. Vada: No, you can't. They have enough kids. You'll have to live with the Partridge Family. Thomas J: Really?! – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vada: [Hysterical, at Thomas J.'s funeral] Where's his glasses? He can't see without his glasses. – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vada: Why do you think people wanna get married? Thomas J: When you get older, you just have to. Vada: I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler. Thomas J: You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law. Vada: It is not. Thomas J: Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair. Vada: Not true [Pause] Have you ever kissed anyone? Thomas J: Like they do on TV? No. Vada: Maybe we should,, just to see what's the big deal. Thomas J: But, I don't know how. Vada: Practice on your arms. Thomas J: Like this? [They practice kissing on their arms] Vada: OK, 'nuff practice. [to Thomas J] Close your eyes. Thomas J: But then I won't be able to see anything, Vada: Just do it! Thomas J: OK, OK! [He closes his eyes] Vada: OK, on the count of three. [Leans over] One, two, two and a half, three [Vada and Thomas J kiss] Say something, it's too quiet. Thomas J: Umm, Ummmmm... Vada: [agitated] Just hurry! Thomas J: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America... Vada and Thomas J: ...And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Amen. – My Girl Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ann: I said thanks okay so just drop it. Ann's Mother: I don't need your thanks. Ann: Okay, so I take them back then. – My Life Without Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lee: Ann, there's something I have to tell you and I have to tell you now. Ann: Lee, I'm... Lee: I love you. I'm in love with you. And the world seems less terrible because you exist. I feel like I wanna be with you for the rest of my life. And all that, the palpitations, and the nerves, the pain, the happiness and the fear. I wanna... I wanna touch you all the time! I wanna take care of you and your girls and even find your husband a decent job and get you a house that doesn't have wheels and... Ann: Be careful. That sounds like a classic case of falling in love. Lee: I am in love. I'm classically in love. The classic husband is gonna to be here any minute. And the classic depression that sets in everytime you go off with him... and the crying and the tears and everything. – My Life Without Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Twilight Sparkle: You see— Pinkie Pie: (rapid fire) You’re from an alternate world and you’re a pony princess there and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don’t work anymore and you need them to help protect your magical world, and if you don’t get the crown tonight, you’ll be stuck in this world and you won’t be able to get back for like, a really, really long time! [squee] (Twilight's jaw drops, Spike's jaw also drops.) Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I’m pretty sure that isn’t the reason. Spike: Nope, she’s pretty much spot on. Rarity: HE CAN TALK?!?! Spike: Oh, yeah. And back where I come from, I’m not even a dog! I’m a ferocious, fire-breathing dragon! Fluttershy: (Shoves Rarity aside) This...is...so...amazing! Tell me, what are you thinking right now? (She smiles widely; Rarity's jaw drops.) Spike: Sure would love a scratch behind the old ears. Rarity: Gah... Spike: Uh...maybe later. Twilight Sparkle: How did you know all that? Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch. – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(Last lines; after Twilight runs into Pony Flash Sentry) Twilight Sparkle: Who is that? Princess Cadence: He’s a new member of the castle guard. Flash Sentry, I think. Why? Do you know him? Twilight: Not exactly. Applejack: Ooooh, somepony’s got a crush on the new guy! Twilight Sparkle: No. No, I don’t. Rarity: (gasps) She does! She absolutely does! Twilight Sparkle: Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t even know him. He just— Pinkie Pie: (rapid fire) Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar and was in a band and helped prove you didn’t destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for Princess of the big dance, and then asked you to dance at that dance, Right?! (Long pause) Twilight Sparkle: How did you know that? Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch. – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Principal Cinch: Principal Celestia, on behalf of Crystal Prep, I demand that you forfeit The Friendship Games! Clearly, CHS has had an unfair advantage for quite some time! And it's certain your own students have been using magic for their own benefit! Principal Celestia: I'd like to think that saving the world benefits us all. Sugarcoat: [at a fast pace] At least they didn't manipulate Twilight into releasing all the stolen magic and turning into a power-crazed magical creature that tried to rip the world apart just to win a game. [beat] Pinkie Pie: Wow! That's a lot to take in when you say it all at once. Principal Cinch: That's ridiculous! Puppy Spike: Nope, that's pretty much what happened. – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Friendship Games Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Applejack: [sighs] We're gonna be out in the woods. When is she gonna need that? Rarity: If we were going to the moon, I'd insist she packed an evening gown. One never knows, darling. Twilight Sparkle: Lemme just get changed. The Equestria Girls: Midnight Sparkle?! Twilight Sparkle: How is this possible? Sunset Shimmer helped me defeat you at the Friendship Games! Midnight Sparkle: You and your friends can never truly defeat me! [maniacal laughter] Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash: [scream] Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie: [scream] Spike and Sunset Shimmer: [scream] Midnight Sparkle: Midnight Sparkle's a part of you! I'll always be there waiting in the darkest shadows of your mind! I'LL BE BACK, TWILIGHT! And this time, I won't stop until I have all the magic! Twilight Sparkle: NO! STOP! Spike: Twilight, wake up! Pinkie Pie: We can't stop, silly! We're not there yet! Sunset Shimmer: Hey, are you okay? Twilight Sparkle: Heh. I'm fine. Pinkie Pie: We are gonna have so much fun! We're gonna roast marshmallows and eat marshmallows and sleep on marshmallow pillows! Rainbow Dash: Yeah, probably not gonna do that. Pinkie Pie: Maybe you're not. – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Legend of Everfree Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Twilight Sparkle: Right. I guess I'll... see you around. Sunset Shimmer: You know how there's that girl who looks just like you when she's here but lives in another dimension and she's a pony princess? Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh. Sunset Shimmer: Flash kinda had a... thing for her. Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Gloriosa Daisy: [over P.A.] Hey, everyone! If you could start heading to the courtyard, that would be rad! It's time to start the best week of camp ever! – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Legend of Everfree Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gloriosa Daisy: Hi, everyone! Welcome to Camp Everfree! I'm Gloriosa Daisy, your camp director! Think of me as your friendly camp and nature guide. And this is my brother, Timber Spruce! Timber Spruce: Think of me as that awesome guy... who should always be invited to fun things. Gloriosa Daisy: We aim to please, so before we hand out our tent assignments, we'd like to hear from all of you. You're free to do whatever you like here. Timber Spruce: Uh, except hike near the rock quarry. That's off-limits. Gloriosa Daisy: Y-Yes, but otherwise, your options are wide open. So what activities will make this the very best week of your lives ever? Rainbow Dash: Ooh! Rock climbing! Gloriosa Daisy: Done! Rainbow Dash: Archery! Gloriosa Daisy: Of course! Rainbow Dash: Tetherball! Gloriosa Daisy: Naturally! – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Legend of Everfree Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sunset Shimmer: Sapphire. Twilight Sparkle: Me, too! I mean, I'm assuming I am. Heh-heh. Technically, sapphires aren't just blue. Heh-heh. They can be pink, purple, yellow... Timber Spruce: Yeah, but they're mostly blue. That's why they're named after the Latin word sapphirus. Timber Spruce: [whispering] That means "blue". Twilight Sparkle: [whispering] I know. But did you know that sapphires are just rubies without chromium? Timber Spruce: No. But did you know that Sapphire Tent is the best one? Twilight Sparkle: No. Why's that? Timber Spruce: Because you're in it. Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I bet you say that to all the campers. Timber Spruce: Not true. [to Bulk Biceps] You're in the Ruby Tent? Ha! That's the worst one! Bulk Biceps: Aw, man! Timber Spruce: I'm just jokin', buddy. Ruby Tent is great. It's like a sapphire but with chromium. – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Legend of Everfree Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gloriosa Daisy: [blows whistle] Okay, everyone, go get settled in. We'll be meeting at the docks in fifteen minutes to go over some camp safety rules. Let me know if you need anything! Filthy Rich: I need somethin'. Gloriosa Daisy: Filthy Rich! So nice to see you. [whispering] What are you doing here?! Camp is just getting started! Filthy Rich: Just takin' in the scenery, Gloriosa Daisy. It's so... hmm... relaxin'. Gloriosa Daisy: Well, you can look around when camp is over. Now, if you don't mind... Filthy Rich: Fine. – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Legend of Everfree Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rainbow Dash: You guys comin' or what? Sunset Shimmer: Be right there! I just wanna put on some sunscreen. Huh. I coulda sworn I packed it. Twilight Sparkle: Found it! Sunset Shimmer: Did you? How is this possible? Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe this. It's... Sunset Shimmer: Amazing! Twilight Sparkle: [simultaneous] Terrible! Sunset Shimmer: Are you kidding? This is great! I mean, we've all ponied up before, gotten the whole ears and wings and tail thing, shot magical rainbow lasers, but nothing like this has ever happened! How did you do it? Twilight Sparkle: I don't know! Maybe I didn't. Maybe it's her! Sunset Shimmer: Her who? – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Legend of Everfree Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rarity: ...And that's when she looked down and realized she was wearing purple socks with a burgundy dress! [screaming] Purple and burgundy, darlings! The same color family! [screaming] Students: [murmuring] Applejack: Uh... that was a terrifying story. Rainbow Dash: [chuckles] Yeah, I'm terrified she'll try to tell it again. – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Legend of Everfree Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rarity: [yelps] I-I believe I'd like to come down now! Applejack: [struggles] Sorry, it's a little bit stuck. Rarity: [screams] Applejack! What are you doing?! Principal Celestia: Is everything okay over there? Applejack: Uh, I don't know what happened. I didn't even pull the rope that hard. It's like she was light as a feather all of a sudden. Rarity: [breathing heavily] I was scared half to death! Applejack: It wasn't my fault! Let me help you get your harness out. Rarity: No, thank you! Applejack: [screams, spits water] – My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Legend of Everfree Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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