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Blake:
This place slightly resembles an insane asylum.

Alexander:
Well, all you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.

My Man Godfrey  Movie Quote

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Molly:
[about the steady flow of new butlers] There's one every day at this hour. They're dropping in and out all the time.

Godfrey:
Why is that?

Molly:
Some get fired, some quit.

Godfrey:
Is the family that exacting?

Molly:
No, they're that nutty.

My Man Godfrey  Movie Quote

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Godfrey:
That little fellow with the bundle of wood under his arm was Balinger of the Second National. When his bank failed, he gave up everything he had so that his depositors wouldn't suffer...You see, Tommy, there are two kinds of people. Those who fight the idea of being pushed into the river and the other kind.

Tommy:
Well, after all, things have always been this way for some people. These men are not your responsibility.

Godfrey:
There are different ways of having fun.

Tommy:
You have a peculiar sense of humor.

Godfrey:
Over here, we have some very fashionable apartment houses. Over there is a very swanky nightclub. While down here, men starve for want of a job. How does that strike your sense of humor?

Tommy:
What's all this leading to?

Godfrey:
Tommy, there's a very peculiar mental process called thinking. You wouldn't know much about that. But when I was living here, I did a lot of it. One thing I discovered was that the only difference between a derelict and a man is a job.

My Man Godfrey  Movie Quote

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Irene:
Every place I went, everybody was Godfrey...when I get in a cab, the driver is Godfrey and I'd say, this is his chariot and he's taking me up to his clouds to his castle on the mountains.

Godfrey:
...I've been doing some things also. I've been trying to do things that I thought would make you proud of me....You helped me to find myself and I'm very grateful.

Irene:
You'd make a wonderful husband.

Godfrey:
Oh, I'm afraid not. You see, I know how you feel about things...Well, you're grateful to me because I helped you to beat Cornelia and I'm grateful to you because you helped me to beat life, but that doesn't mean that we have to fall in love.

Irene:
If you don't want to, but I'd make a wonderful wife.

Godfrey:
Not for me, I'm afraid. You see, I like you very much. I had a very bitter experience. But I won't bore you with that...You and I are friends and I feel a certain responsibility to you. And that's why I wanted to tell you first.

Irene:
[expectantly] Tell me what?

Godfrey:
Well, I thought it was about time that I was moving on.

[She turns her back to him, crying]

Irene:
I won't cry, I promise.

Godfrey:
After all, I'm your protégé. You want me to improve myself, don't you?..You don't want me to go on just being a butler all my life, do you?

My Man Godfrey  Movie Quote

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Irene:
You're my responsibility and someone has to take care of you.

Godfrey:
I can take care of myself.

Irene:
You can't look me in the eye and say that. You love me and you know it. You know, there's no sense in struggling against a thing when it's got you. It's got you and that's all there is to it. It's got you!

[To his surprise, baskets of wood and groceries of food are delivered]

Irene:
It should last us for a week, anyway.

Godfrey:
It's a wonder you didn't have the foresight to bring a minister and a license.

Irene:
It's funny. I never thought of that.

My Man Godfrey  Movie Quote

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Mike Waters:
How'd we get home?

Scott Favor:
That German guy. Hans. He brought you downtown, you were passed out. He said he was heading to Portland, so I asked him for a ride.

Mike Waters:
For some reason I'm forgetting a German guy named Hans.

Scott Favor:
Well. You were sleeping.

Mike Waters:
How much do you make off me while I'm sleeping?

Scott Favor:
Just a ride, Mike. I don't make anything. What, you think that I sell your body while you are asleep?

Mike Waters:
Yeah.

Scott Favor:
No, Mike. I'm on your side.

My Own Private Idaho  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mike Waters:
If I had a normal family, and a good upbringing, then I would have been a well-adjusted person.

Scott Favor:
[Laughs] Depends on what you call normal.

Mike Waters:
Yeah, it does. Well, you know, normal, like, like a mom and a dad and a dog and shit like that. Normal...normal.

Scott Favor:
So you didn't have a normal dog?

Mike Waters:
No, I didn't have a dog.

Scott Favor:
Didn't have a... a normal dad?

Mike Waters:
Didn't have a dog or a, or a, or a normal dad. anyway, that's alright. I don't feel sorry for myself, I mean, I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm, you know, well-adjusted.

Scott Favor:
[Laughs] What's a normal dad?

Mike Waters:
I don't know. [pauses] I'd like to talk with you. I mean I'd like to, uh, really talk with you. I mean we're talking right now, but, you know. I don't know. I don't feel like I can be... I don't feel like I can be close to you. I mean we're close, you know, right now we're close, but, I mean, you know...

Scott Favor:
How close, I mean...

Mike Waters:
I don't know, whatever.

Scott Favor:
What?

Mike Waters:
[pause] What do I mean to you?

Scott Favor:
What do you mean to me? Mike, you're my best friend.

Mike Waters:
I know, man, I know... I know... I know I'm your friend. We're good friends, and it's good to be, you know, good friends. That's a good thing.

Scott Favor:
So...?

Mike Waters:
So I just...

[pauses]

Mike Waters:
That's okay. We can be friends.

Scott Favor:
[flustered] I only have sex with a guy for money.

Mike Waters:
Yeah, I know...

Scott Favor:
And two guys can't love each other.

Mike Waters - Yeah. [pauses] Well, I don't know, I mean, I mean for me, I could love someone even if I, you know, wasn't paid for it. [pauses] I love you, and... you don't pay me.

Scott Favor:
Mike....

Mike Waters:
I really wanna kiss you man.

[pauses]

Mike Waters:
Well goodnight man.

[pauses again]

Mike Waters:
I love you, though. [pause] You know that. I do love you.

Scott Favor:
Alright, come here, Mike.

[Pats the ground]

Scott Favor:
Let's just see. come on, man. I Just wanna see, come on.

My Own Private Idaho  Movie Quote

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Jenny Johnson:
I thought you were just a jerk, but I didn't think you were this despicable! Teaming up with BARRY! You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING!

Hannah Lewis:
[Hannah emerges from the meteor, shockingly gaining the same superpowers as Jenny] HEY! Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy BITCH!

Jenny Johnson:
Bring it!

[they start fighting]

Vaughn Haige:
Yes! GIRL FIGHT!

My Super Ex-Girlfriend  Movie Quote

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Vic the publicist:
I think right now we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good.

Captain Amazing:
Yeah - you think so? 'Cause I was worried it was, um, I don't know... PATHETIC! "Amazing triumphs at a nursing home"? That's great copy, Vic.

Vic:
Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left.

Captain Amazing:
Then get... the... Death Man!

Vic:
Death Man is dead.

Captain Amazing:
Okay — Father Doom.

Vic:
Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair —

Captain Amazing:
Really?

Vic:
Casanova Frankenstein is locked up in a nut-house.

Captain Amazing:
Casanova Frankenstein - now there was a supervillain! You know, he just... he's got those eyes, you know? I can't do it, but... and that voice! Such pure evil! The battles we used to have — extraordinary!

Vic:
"Used to." That's the problem, Captain. "Used to."

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[When Mr. Furious suggests they employ a publicist]

The Shoveler:
What are we gonna publicise, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked? A lot?

Mr. Furious:
[Annoyed] Well, maybe if you didn't smack me in the face with a shovel every time we went out, we'd have a few more victories to brag about.

Shoveler:
All right now, I'm sorry about that. I just have a tendency to lose my concentration when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end.

Blue Raja:
Oh, oh — I get it! So your shovel in his face is my fault?

Shoveler:
You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff.

Mr. Furious:
Yeah, what was up with that?

Blue Raja:
I-I, I'm embarrassed about that. I thought it was a fork.

Shoveler:
You're the master of cutlery. You couldn't throw a knife sometimes when someone's trying to kill me?

Blue Raja:
No, I can't! You couldn't, ah, use a rake sometimes?

Shoveler:
No. I'm the Shoveler.

Blue Raja:
Well, I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy — I'm the Blue Raja.

Mr. Furious:
Yeah, that's another thing.

Blue Raja:
[Defensive] What?

Mr. Furious:
Well, you could work a little blue into the uniform somewhere. I mean you've got green, you've got this little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything but blue.

Blue Raja:
Well, if we could just step out of our literal minds, just for a moment.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Mr. Furious:
Do you see what I see?

Shoveler:
It's Tony C!

Blue Raja:
And Tony P, leader of the Disco Boys! But what, pray tell, would he be doing back in town?

Mr. Furious:
Maybe it's time to do some following to find out.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Casanova Frankenstein:
Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it.

Tony P:
You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then.

Casanova Frankenstein:
It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead...

Tony P:
[Snapping] Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!

Casanova Frankenstein:
Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Casanova Frankenstein:
Captain Amazing — what a surprise.

Captain Amazing:
Really? I'm not so sure about that. Your first night of freedom and you blow up the asylum. Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change.

Casanova:
I knew you'd know that.

Captain Amazing:
Oh, I know. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.

Casanova:
But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that?

Captain Amazing:
... Of course.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Captain Amazing:
We've always been each other's greatest nemesises... uh, nemesee... wh-what's the plural on that?

Casanova Frankenstein:
[Wearily] Nemeses.

Captain Amazing:
Whatever. You're going to prison for life this time, Casanova. You see, here in Champion City we still do a fairly brisk trade... in justice.

Casanova:
I thought it was all about publicity and keeping your sponsors happy.

Captain Amazing:
See, it's that kind of cynicism that I truly feel is starting to poison society.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Captain Amazing:
Lookee here — a multi-frequency radio detonator! You really should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.

Casanova Frankenstein:
Oh, no, no, no, no. This is an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.

Captain Amazing:
Yeah? What is it? [the gizmo emits a spurt of vapor into his face] Yuck!

Casanova:
It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare.

Captain Amazing:
Aw, DANG! [he collapses]

Casanova:
Poor Lancie. You really are so predictable.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Tony P:
What do we got here?

Tony C:
I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes.

Tony P:
Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. [he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.] What's so funny?

Mr. Furious:
That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that?

Blue Raja:
Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?

Disco Boy:
It's a Saturday Night Special.

Mr. Furious:
Weak.

Blue Raja:
At best. [more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.]

Shoveler:
Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber?

Blue Raja:
There's no theme at all here, mates!

Mr. Furious:
I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... [To Tony C] Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily?

Tony C:
Top of your head, huh?

[The Disco Boys beat the heroes up]

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Captain Amazing:
Listen, I really think we need to talk about your plans here.

Casanova Frankenstein:
You know my plans, Lancie. Tomorrow night... I'm going to kill you.

Captain Amazing:
Right. That's the part that really doesn't work for me.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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[The Shoveler's wife finds superhero tryouts being conducted in her back yard]

Lucille:
Oh, I don't deserve this!

Shoveler:
I know.

Lucille:
A lot of other men I could have married, Eddie. Still are.

Shoveler:
I understand.

Lucille:
If one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you.

Shoveler:
That's fair.

Lucille:
Mm-hmm. Come on, kids!

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Bowler:
Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler?

Shoveler:
Have we ever heard...

Blue Raja:
Cor blimey, miss, don't tell us you're the Bowler's daughter!

Mr. Furious:
I seem to remember there being a little controversy around his death.

Bowler:
That's right. The police said it was an accident. He'd come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

Blue Raja:
You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play.

Bowler:
As have I.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Bowler:
So you're a British man who converted to Islam, sort of like Cat Stevens?

Blue Raja:
No. Until the early part of this century, India was in fact part of the British Empire, whose government there was called the British Raj after the Hindi word for "sovereignty". Furthermore —

Bowler:
Wait — so sorry. [to her bowling ball] What? DAD! No, he's not a commie, nor a fruit. [to the Blue Raja] Sorry. His ignorance embarrasses me.

Blue Raja:
Sorry, but am I to understand that you've inserted your father's skull inside of that... ball for bowling?

Bowler:
No. The guy at the pro shop did it.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Tony P:
You guys never learn, do you?

Blue Raja:
Apparently we don't — ass!

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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Invisible Boy:
So what's the name of this team? How about the Super Squad?

[Tony P and Tony C appear with gun-toting Disco Boys]

Tony P:
How about the Six Dead Guys in Their Stupid Costumes? No, no, no — the Magnificent Dead Guys. How about that?

Tony C:
How about the Legendary Superfreaks?

Tony P:
Way too positive. They totalled our car.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[As a training exercise, Mr. Furious is trying to balance a small hammer on his head]

Mr. Furious:
Why am I doing this again?

Sphinx:
When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.

Mr. Furious:
And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?

Sphinx:
I don't remember telling you to do that.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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[When the Spleen is playing around in Heller's laboratory]

The Shoveler:
You're gonna kill someone with that.

Dr. Heller:
No, no, no - you see, everything here is non-lethal.

The Shoveler:
Non-lethal? What?

Dr. Heller:
I don't make weapons that kill.

The Bowler:
Oh, I see. How delightfully eccentric of you. Whilst simultaneously being a complete waste of our time.

Mystery Men  Movie Quote

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