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Casanova Frankenstein: Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it. Tony P: You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then. Casanova Frankenstein: It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead... Tony P: [Snapping] Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE! Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Casanova Frankenstein: Captain Amazing — what a surprise. Captain Amazing: Really? I'm not so sure about that. Your first night of freedom and you blow up the asylum. Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change. Casanova: I knew you'd know that. Captain Amazing: Oh, I know. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew. Casanova: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that? Captain Amazing: ... Of course. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain Amazing: We've always been each other's greatest nemesises... uh, nemesee... wh-what's the plural on that? Casanova Frankenstein: [Wearily] Nemeses. Captain Amazing: Whatever. You're going to prison for life this time, Casanova. You see, here in Champion City we still do a fairly brisk trade... in justice. Casanova: I thought it was all about publicity and keeping your sponsors happy. Captain Amazing: See, it's that kind of cynicism that I truly feel is starting to poison society. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain Amazing: Lookee here — a multi-frequency radio detonator! You really should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence. Casanova Frankenstein: Oh, no, no, no, no. This is an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool. Captain Amazing: Yeah? What is it? [the gizmo emits a spurt of vapor into his face] Yuck! Casanova: It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare. Captain Amazing: Aw, DANG! [he collapses] Casanova: Poor Lancie. You really are so predictable. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony P: What do we got here? Tony C: I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes. Tony P: Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. [he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.] What's so funny? Mr. Furious: That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that? Blue Raja: Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco? Disco Boy: It's a Saturday Night Special. Mr. Furious: Weak. Blue Raja: At best. [more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.] Shoveler: Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber? Blue Raja: There's no theme at all here, mates! Mr. Furious: I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... [To Tony C] Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily? Tony C: Top of your head, huh? [The Disco Boys beat the heroes up] – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain Amazing: Listen, I really think we need to talk about your plans here. Casanova Frankenstein: You know my plans, Lancie. Tomorrow night... I'm going to kill you. Captain Amazing: Right. That's the part that really doesn't work for me. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The Shoveler's wife finds superhero tryouts being conducted in her back yard] Lucille: Oh, I don't deserve this! Shoveler: I know. Lucille: A lot of other men I could have married, Eddie. Still are. Shoveler: I understand. Lucille: If one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you. Shoveler: That's fair. Lucille: Mm-hmm. Come on, kids! – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bowler: Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler? Shoveler: Have we ever heard... Blue Raja: Cor blimey, miss, don't tell us you're the Bowler's daughter! Mr. Furious: I seem to remember there being a little controversy around his death. Bowler: That's right. The police said it was an accident. He'd come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets. Blue Raja: You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play. Bowler: As have I. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bowler: So you're a British man who converted to Islam, sort of like Cat Stevens? Blue Raja: No. Until the early part of this century, India was in fact part of the British Empire, whose government there was called the British Raj after the Hindi word for "sovereignty". Furthermore — Bowler: Wait — so sorry. [to her bowling ball] What? DAD! No, he's not a commie, nor a fruit. [to the Blue Raja] Sorry. His ignorance embarrasses me. Blue Raja: Sorry, but am I to understand that you've inserted your father's skull inside of that... ball for bowling? Bowler: No. The guy at the pro shop did it. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tony P: You guys never learn, do you? Blue Raja: Apparently we don't — ass! – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Invisible Boy: So what's the name of this team? How about the Super Squad? [Tony P and Tony C appear with gun-toting Disco Boys] Tony P: How about the Six Dead Guys in Their Stupid Costumes? No, no, no — the Magnificent Dead Guys. How about that? Tony C: How about the Legendary Superfreaks? Tony P: Way too positive. They totalled our car. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[As a training exercise, Mr. Furious is trying to balance a small hammer on his head] Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this again? Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack. Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet? Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[When the Spleen is playing around in Heller's laboratory] The Shoveler: You're gonna kill someone with that. Dr. Heller: No, no, no - you see, everything here is non-lethal. The Shoveler: Non-lethal? What? Dr. Heller: I don't make weapons that kill. The Bowler: Oh, I see. How delightfully eccentric of you. Whilst simultaneously being a complete waste of our time. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Shoveler: Doctor, you are a genius. Dr. Heller: That's what the card says. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Rescuing Captain Amazing] The Shoveler: Captain, I'm just going to ask you directly; do you know billionaire Lance Hunt? Captain Amazing: It's me. [Shoveler looks surprised and disappointed] Nah, I'm only kiddin' ya - I always wanted to do that. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Rescuing Captain Amazing from Casanova's weapon of mass destruction] Captain Amazing: Now flip the second toggle. The Bowler: [Having already flipped on his instructions once] ... Again? Captain Amazing: What do you mean? The Bowler: Flip the toggle twice? Captain Amazing: No-no-no, don't do that, just flip it again, now, one time! Flip it. The Bowler: [To Mr. Furious] ... Does he understand what I'm asking? Mr. Furious: Hold on a second - Captain, exactly how many toggle flips in toto are involved in this procedure? Captain Amazing: [Flustered] I just - I - Seven! Mr. Furious: [Incredulous] Seven?! Captain Amazing: [A little hysterical] Flip it!! [The weapon begins to hum omniously and increasingly loudly] The Bowler: Hold the phone! Everybody hold the phone. You phrased that incorrectly. We need to know how many toggle flips are needed not counting the gratuitous toggle flip you may have asked for in a moment of panic. Captain Amazing: [Very hysterical] FLIP IT!!! Mr. Furious: Okay, you know what, can we just start again? Is there like a reset button on this thing or something? Captain Amazing: No you little freak, there's no button for resetting! Flip the switch, lady! Don't look at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! The Bowler: [Offended] Whoa! I am not a moron. Captain Amazing: You're a moron! You're a moron! Flip the switch, lady! Mr. Furious: [Gently rebuking] Hey, don't call her a moron, that's not cool... The Bowler: Thank you! Blue Raj: [Fed up] I'll do it! I'll do it! It's this one, yes? The Bowler: No! [Blue Raj flips the wrong switch - the weapon activates] Captain Amazing: Uh-oh - wrong switch. [The weapon kills Captain Amazing in a horrific and grotesque fashion as the Mystery Men watch, appalled] Mr. Furious: ... Everybody heard me say 'reset button', right? Blue Raja: [Horrified] Oh my God... Oh my God, we've killed him... The Shoveler: What do you mean, 'we'? I was right here. [The Bowler approaches Amazing's fried, calcified and mutated corpse cautiously] The Bowler: I'm gonna check his pulse... [She gently touches his wrist; it breaks off from his arm and smashes into pieces on the floor] The Bowler: ... I don't think he's gonna pull through. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Escaping Casanova Frankenstein's mansion after bungling the rescue] The Spleen: Where's Captain Amazing? Blue Raja: [Stressed] There's been a bit of a cock-up, actually... The Bowler: Raja murdered him! [They begin to squabble] Mr. Furious: Guys? I think we have a bigger fish to fry right now. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Blue Raja: Sphinx, what do we do? Sphinx: Sometimes, the true hero is the one with the courage to run away. Bowler: I like the way this man thinks! Invisible Boy: Let's run. Shoveler: We can't run. Bowler: Oh, yes! Oh, yes — it's been established that we can run. – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Invisible Boy: But I don't want to get frakulated! The Bowler: Psycho-frakulated. Invisible Boy: We still get frakulated! – Mystery Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Peabody: Penny, come here, right now. Penny, come. Penny Peterson: I'm not Penny, anymore. Now, I'm Princess Hatshepsut, precious flower of the Nile”. – Mr. Peabody & Sherman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mr. Peabody and Sherman are inside the mouth of the statue of Anubis, impersonating him to call off the wedding] Ay: But Anubis, the sun god Ra has decreed that this girl is to be the boy king's wife! Mr. Peabody [as Anubis]: That's so funny. I was talking to the sun god Ra just the other day, and he told me he'd changed his mind. "Old Flip-Flop Ra", we call him here in the Underworld. Ay: Really? But it's too late! We've already paid for the catering! Mr. Peabody: [as Sherman spews fire out of the statue's mouth] Too bad, you're going to lose your deposit! – Mr. Peabody & Sherman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jefferson Smith: Did you ever have so much to say about something, you just couldn't say it? Clarissa Saunders: Try sitting down. Jefferson Smith: I did - I got right back up again. Clarissa Saunders: Now look. Let's get down to particulars. How big is this thing? Where's it gonna be? How many boys will it accommodate? You've got to have all of that in it, you know. Jefferson Smith: Yeah, yeah, and something else, Miss Saunders. The uh, the spirit of it. The idea - the - '[He snaps his fingers] How do ya say it? [He walks to the window in which the lighted Capitol Dome is seen. He points out at the Dome] That's what's got to be in it! Clarissa Saunders: What? Jefferson Smith: The Capitol Dome. Clarissa Saunders: On paper? [She lifts her eyebrows a little] Jefferson Smith: I want to make that come to life for every boy in this land. Yes, and all lighted up like that too! You see, you see, boys forget what their country means by just reading 'the land of the free' in history books. And they get to be men - they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: 'I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't. I can. And my children will.' Boys ought to grow up remembering that. – Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
James Taylor: What did you mean "count me out"? Joseph Paine: You can't pull that steamroller stuff. Your methods won't do here. However it happened, this boy's a Senator. This is Washington, Jim! James Taylor: My steamroller methods don't go here? They've done pretty well by you. Joseph Paine: This boy is different. He's honest. He thinks the world of me. We can't do this to him! James Taylor: Should I just stand around and let that drooling infant wrap that Willet Creek dam appropriation around my neck? Not me. Either he falls in line or I'll break him so open they won't find the pieces. Joseph Paine: Jim, I won't stand for it. James Taylor: You won't stand for it? Joseph Paine: I don't want any part of crucifying this boy. James Taylor: Our steamroller methods are getting too hard for your sensitive soul? The Silver Knight is getting too big for us. My methods have been all right for the past twenty years. Since I picked you out of a hole in the wall and blew you up to look like a senator. And now you can't stand it. Maybe you don't have to. You and the boy ranger can go home together. Joseph Paine: Jim, you don't have to... James Taylor: It's all right. Seems a shame to part company after all these years. – Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jefferson Smith: You sure had the right idea about me, Saunders. You told me to go back home, keep fillin' those kids full of hooey. Yeah. Just a simple guy you said was still wet behind the ears. A lot of junk about American ideals. Yeah, that's certainly a lot of junk, all right...I don't know. This is a whole new world to me. What are you gonna believe in? And a man like Paine, Senator Joseph Paine gets up and swears that I've been robbing kids of nickels and dimes. A man I've admired and worshiped all my life. There are a lot of fancy words here. Some of them are carved in stone, some of them men like Taylor put up there. So suckers like me could read them. Then you find out what those men actually do. I'm getting out of this town so fast. Away from all the words, the monuments, the whole rotten show. Clarissa Saunders: I see. When you get home, what are you gonna tell those kids? Jefferson Smith: I'll tell 'em the truth. Might as well find it out now as later. Clarissa Saunders: I don't think they'll believe you, Jeff. You know, they're liable to look up at you with hurt faces and say, 'Jeff, what did you do? Quit? Didn't you do something about it?' Jefferson Smith: Well, what do you expect me to do? An honorary stooge like me against the Taylors and Paines and machines and lies... Clarissa Saunders: Your friend Mr. Lincoln had his Taylors and Paines. So did every other man whoever tried to lift his thought up off the ground. Odds against 'em didn't stop those men. They were fools that way. All the good that ever came into this world came from fools with faith like that. You know that Jeff. You can't quit now. Not you! They aren't all Taylors and Paines in Washington. Their kind just throw big shadows, that's all. You didn't just have faith in Paine or any other living man. You had faith in something bigger than that. You had plain, decent, every day, common rightness. And this country could use some of that. Yeah - so could the whole cock-eyed world. A lot of it. Remember the first day you got here? Remember what you said about Mr. Lincoln? You said he was sitting up there waiting for someone to come along. You were right! He was waiting for a man who could see his job and sail into it. That's what he was waiting for. A man who could tear into the Taylors and root 'em out into the open. I think he was waiting for you Jeff. He knows you can do it. So do I. Jefferson Smith: What? Do what, Saunders? Clarissa Saunders: You just make up your mind you're not gonna quit and I'll tell you what. I've been thinkin' about it all the way back here. It's a forty foot dive into a tub of water, but I think you can do it. Jefferson Smith: Clarissa, where can we get a drink? Clarissa Saunders: [slapping his knee] Now you're talkin'! – Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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