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[Young Christina has a bloody piece of steak on her lunch plate]

Joan Crawford:
Christina, you haven't touched your lunch.

Young Christina:
It's raw.

Joan Crawford:
It's rare, not raw.

Young Christina:
But it's got all this red juice when you push on it.

Joan Crawford:
Then don't push on it. Darling, rare meat is good for you. The doctor said so. Christina, meat loses its vitamins if it's overcooked.

Young Christina:
But I've had my vitamins this morning. Pills.

Joan Crawford:
[to Carol-Ann] She negotiates everything like a goddamn Hollywood agent. Christina, eat your lunch. You are not getting up from this table until you have finished that meat.

Mommie Dearest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joan Crawford:
Why do you deliberately defy me?

Christina:
Why did you tell her I got expelled?!

Joan Crawford:
Because you did get expelled.

Christina:
That... is a lie.

Joan Crawford:
[smacking Christina hard across the face twice] You love it, don't you? YOU LOVE TO MAKE ME HIT YOU!

Barbara:
Joan!

Joan:
Barbara, PLEASE! PLEASE, Barbara. Leave us alone, Barbara. If you need anything, ask Carol Ann. [laughs bitterly] This is wonderful. THIS IS WONDERFUL. YOU - You deliberately embarrassed me in front of a REPORTER. A REPORTER. I told you how important this was to me, I TOLD YOU.

Mommie Dearest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Young Christina:
[in Joan's room, looking into the mirror, imitating her mother] Oh yes, it was thrilling. So grateful to you all, my wonderful fans, who made me a star. Oh yes, it was thrilling. So grateful to you all, my wonderful fans, who made ME a STAR. [notices her mother standing behind her] ...Mommie!

Joan Crawford:
What do you think you're doing?

Young Christina:
Nothing. I'm just... I'm just... playing.

Joan Crawford:
What do you mean, "playing"? Are you going through my things? Making fun of me?

Young Christina:
I wasn't making fun of you. I was just trying to... I was acting, play-acting, like you're always doing.

Joan Crawford:
Look at yourself. [takes a metal hair accessory out of Christina's hair and throws it on the table angrily, and then grabs a hairbrush and begins to frantically try to brush the product out of Christina's hair.

[Having failed to brush the setting lotion out of Christina's hair, Joan begins to cut off all of Christina's hair]

Christina Crawford:
[crying] Oh, Mommie, I look awful!

Joan Crawford:
I know you look awful! YOU BE QUIET! YOU'RE ALWAYS RUMMAGING THROUGH MY DRAWERS, TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR? WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? TELL ME! You sit still now! This'll teach you! You're vain, spoiled!

Young Christina:
[sobbing] Mommie, I can't go to school like this!

Joan Crawford:
I'D RATHER YOU GO BALD TO SCHOOL THAN LOOKING LIKE A TRAMP!

Young Christina:
No, Mommie, please don't! Mommie, I can't go to school like this...

Joan Crawford:
You spoiled it! Why? YOU SPOILED IT JUST LIKE I SPOILED YOU!

Mommie Dearest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Christina Crawford:
Why did you adopt me?

Joan Crawford:
[surprised] What?

Christina Crawford:
Why did you adopt me?

Joan Crawford:
Because I wanted a child. Because I wanted someone to love.

Christina Crawford:
Don't you act for me. I wanna know. WHY DID YOU ADOPT ME?!

Joan Crawford:
Maybe I did it for a little extra publicity... [realizes what she has just said] Tina! That's not true! You know that's not true.

Christina Crawford:
But maybe just a little true?

Mommie Dearest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joan Crawford:
[after an ugly fight] I didn't mean that, Greg. I didn't mean it.

Greg Savitt:
Get up. There's no camera in here.

Joan Crawford:
Greg, where ya goin'?

Greg Savitt:
Where I belong. Out of here.

Joan Crawford:
You belong here. I'm waitin' for ya.

Greg Savitt:
Good night, Joan.

Joan Crawford:
Please don't leave, because if you do, you'll never come back in again, no matter what you say, or ask, or do.

Greg Savitt:
I'll always wish you well, Joan. And I'll only speak well of you.

Joan Crawford:
Please don't go! Don't leave me here alone. Please.

Greg Savitt:
If you're acting, you're wasting your time. If you're not, you're wasting mine.

Joan Crawford:
I'm not actin'! I'm not actin'.

Greg Savitt:
Good night. Good luck. Goodbye.

Mommie Dearest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Louis B. Mayer:
Joan, my Joan, you're in a position to do me a favor that will be as big a favor for you as it is for me.

Joan Crawford:
You don't have to ask! You only have to tell me.

Louis B. Mayer:
Good. I want you to leave Metro.

Joan Crawford:
Leave Metro? Leave Metro?

Louis B. Mayer:
Your pictures one after another are losing money. Theater owners voted you "box office poison". Still for years I've paid no attention. You know me, Joan. I don't give up so easily. We'll pay you off on your contract. But you can't afford to make three or four more losers for us.

Joan Crawford:
It's the scripts, L.B. Bad pictures, bad directors...

Louis B. Mayer:
Bad with you, good with others.

Joan Crawford:
No, listen to me L.B., I have been BEGGING YOU... begging you for a good script. Now you've always given me my share of bad movies because you knew I'd make them work. Well I can't keep doing it, L.B.!

Louis B. Mayer:
Listen with your ears and not with your pride. With me, feeling is more important than money. You're a great star! You're Hollywood royalty! But styles change. You'll leave. We have 'creative differences'. Other studios will think they're smarter than L.B., they'll try to finesse me. You'll be offered two, three, four films. You may even get a hit!

Joan Crawford:
[in tears] Will you be sorry then?

Louis B. Mayer:
I'm sorry now. But here there's no feeling, no hope. New faces, new voices, breath of fresh air, who knows. Don't do this to yourself.

Joan Crawford:
I'll have my maid and studio people clear out my bungalow. I've got a lot of years to collect.

Louis B. Mayer:
It's done, Joan. They've packed your things, they're loading your car.

Joan Crawford:
You mean everybody already knows?

Louis B. Mayer:
That we parted friends because we didn't agree.

Joan Crawford:
Will you walk me to my car? [L.B. doesn't answer] "Hollywood royalty".

Mommie Dearest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carol Ann:
[embracing Christina at Joan's funeral] Chris-tina! Tina!

Christina Crawford:
Carol-Ann.

Carol Ann:
My little Tina. She always loved you so very much, Christina.

Christina Crawford:
I need to believe that. I need so much to be able to believe that now.

Carol Ann:
She did.

Mommie Dearest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lawyer:
[reading from Joan's will after her death] It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina, for reasons which are well known to them.

Christopher Crawford:
What reasons?

Christina Crawford:
[laughing bitterly] Jesus Christ.

Christopher Crawford:
As usual, she has the last word.

Christina Crawford:
Does she? [pause] Does she... ?

Mommie Dearest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joan Brandwyn:
It was my choice... not to go. He would have supported it.

Katherine Watson:
But you don't have to choose.

Joan Brandwyn:
No, I have to. I want a home; I want a family, that's not something I'll sacrifice.

Katherine Watson:
No-one's asking you to sacrifice that, Joan, I just want you to understand you can do both.

Joan Brandwyn:
Do you think I'll wake up one morning and regret not being a lawyer?

Katherine Watson:
Yes, I'm afraid that you will.

Joan Brandwyn:
Not as much as I regret not having a family, not being there to raise them. I know exactly what I'm doing and it doesn't make me any less smart.

[Katherine looks down]

Joan Brandwyn:
This must seem terrible to you.

Katherine Watson:
I didn't say that.

Joan Brandwyn:
Sure you did. You always do. You stand in class and tell us to look beyond the image, but you don't. To you a housewife is someone who sold her soul for a center hall colonial. She has no depth, no intellect, no interests. You're the one who said I could do anything I wanted. This is what I want.

Katherine Watson:
[hugs Joan] Congratulations. Be happy.

Mona Lisa Smile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Betty Warren:
[voiceover] All her life, she had wanted to teach at Wellesley College. So, when a position opened in the Art History department, she pursued it single-mindedly until she was hired. It was whispered that Katherine Watson, a first-year teacher from Oakland State, made up in brains what she lacked in pedigree. Which was why this bohemian from California was on her way to the most conservative college in the nation.

Staunton's Secretary:
I was in California once. How do you get any work done with all that sunshine?

Katherine Watson:
We tan in class.

Mona Lisa Smile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Giselle Levy:
[in reference to the husband in etiquette class] Whatever you do, don't put the boss's wife next to your husband.

Betty Warren:
Why not?

Giselle Levy:
She's screwing him.

Mona Lisa Smile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Connie Baker:
And, it was perfect, romantic, we stayed up all night, talking.

Joan Brandwyn:
[to Giselle] You're late, what happened to Sunday brunch?

Giselle Levy:
We stayed up all night, too. Not talking.

Connie Baker:
The psychoanalyst again.

Giselle Levy:
Divine exhaustion.

Mona Lisa Smile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Katherine Watson:
[about Betty's Wedding] This is quite the event. I'm surprised I was invited.

Bill Dunbar:
Well, look around you. [beat] Who wasn't?

Mona Lisa Smile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Katherine Watson:
Slide. Contemporary art.

Connie Baker:
Now that's just an advertisement.

Katherine Watson:
Quiet! Today you just listen. What will the future scholars see when they study us? A portrait of woman today? There you are ladies. The perfect likeness of a Wellesley graduate, Magna Cum Laude doing exactly what she was trained to do. Slide. A Rhodes scholar. I wonder is she reciting Chaucer while she presses her husband's shirts. Slide. Heh, now you physics major's can calculate the mass and volume of every meat loaf you ever make. Slide. A girdle to set you free! What does that mean?... What does that mean?... What does it mean? I give up. You win. The smartest women in the country... I didn't realize that by demanding excellence I would be challenging... what did it say?

[walks over to student's desk and picks up newspaper]

Katherine Watson:
what did it say? um... the roles you were born to fill

[looks up at Betty]

Katherine Watson:
is that right? the roles you were born to fill?... It's, uh, it's my mistake.

[drops paper and walks out of classroom]

Katherine Watson:
Class dismissed.

Mona Lisa Smile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Katherine Watson:
[Looking over Joan's file] Pre-law? Well... have you decided which law school you're going to?

Joan Brandwyn:
Well, I haven't really thought much about it. After Wellesley, I plan on getting married.

Katherine Watson:
And then what?

Joan Brandwyn:
[confused] And then... I'll be married.

[After Katherine presses her, Joan finally admits she wants to attend Yale University to study law.]

Mona Lisa Smile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Betty Warren:
Ms. Watson, can you get me in touch with your friend at Greenwich Village?

Mrs. Warren:
[rudely pulls her to the side] What do you need at Greenwich Village?

Betty Warren:
[confronting her mother] An apartment. I filed for divorce and since you know I'm not welcome in your house. You remember Giselle Levy. What did you call her? A New York kike, that's it. Well, she and I are going to be roommates.

Giselle Levy:
Hi. [going to Betty] Are you ready?

Betty Warren:
Yeah.

[Betty leaves with Giselle to reunite with Katherine. After watching them leave, Mrs. Warren regrets how she's mistreated Betty in refusing to help her out when she was facing marital problems with Spencer and even Giselle for insulting her.]

Katherine Watson:
You ok. [Betty nods] Greenwich Village.

Betty Warren:
For a while. Then who knows, maybe law school. Maybe Yale.

Katherine Watson:
[proud of Betty] Well, I wouldn't go up against you in any court, anywhere.

Mona Lisa Smile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mike:
I'm telling you, big daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often.

Sulley:
Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?

Mike:
Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Celia:
So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight?

Mike:
I just got us into a little place called, um...Harryhausen's.

Celia:
Harryhausen's?! But it's impossible to get a reservation there.

Mike:
Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later.

Celia:
Okay, sweetheart.

Mike:
Think romantical thoughts. [singing] You and me, me and you, both of us together!

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mike:
[to Sulley] Y'know, sometimes I feel so romantic, I think I should just marry myself!

Sulley:
Give me a break, Mike...

Mike:
What a night of romance I've got ahead of me! Tonight is about me and Celia! Hoo-hoo, the loveboat is about to set sail! I'm telling ya, pal, I see her face and it makes my heart go-- [finds himself face-to-face with Roz] YIKES!!!

Roz:
[sternly] Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?

Mike:
Well, as a matter of fact--

Roz:
And I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly...for once! [silence] Your stunned silence is very reassuring. [leaves]

Mike:
Oh no, my scare reports! I left them on my desk! If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're gonna give our table away, what am I gonna tell--?! [Celia comes up to Mike] Schmoopsie-Pooh.

Celia:
Hey Googly-Bear, wanna get going?

Mike:
Do I ever? It's just that... Uh...

Celia:
What?

Mike:
There's a small--

Celia:
I don't understand.

Sulley:
It's just I forgot about some paperwork I was supposed to file. Mike was reminding me; thanks, buddy.

Mike:
I was? I mean, I was! Yeah, I was.

Celia:
Okay, let's go then.

Mike:
We're going! [whispering to Sulley] On my desk, Sulley. The pink copies go to accounting, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. [Celia pulls him away; he comes back] Leave the puce! [gets pulled away again]

[Later]

Sulley:
[to himself] So the pink copies go to purchasing, and the fuchsia ones go to Roz. No, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Man, I have no idea what puce is... [looks at some reddish-brown files] Oh, that's puce.

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Celia:
Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays - well, not a lot of birthdays, but this is the best birthday ever. What are you looking at?

Mike:
I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked.

Celia:
Stop it.

Mike:
Your hair was shorter then.

Celia:
Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut. [the snakes in her hair look worried]

Mike:
No-no, I like it this length. [the snakes sigh in relief] I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?

Celia:
What did you say?

Mike:
I said-- [sees Sulley trying to get his attention] Sulley?

Celia:
Sulley?!

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randall:
Wazowski! Where is it, you little one-eyed crettin?!

Mike:
Okay. First of all, it's cretin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top!

Randall:
[chuckles nastily] You still think this is about that stupid scare record?

Mike:
Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled like that... and now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sulley:
[is fighting the invisible Randall when he is hit with a snowball] Mike?

Mike:
Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.

Sulley:
Mike, you don't understand.

Mike:
Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there.

Sulley:
I'm being attacked!

Mike:
No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship.

[Boo approaches Mike, frightened]

Sulley:
I-I know, kid. He's too sensitive.

Mike:
[Sulley is being strangled] Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention!

[he throws a snowball; it hits Randall, making him visible enough for Sulley to knock him out]

Mike:
Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's... Oh.

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Waternoose:
This has gone far enough, James.

Sulley:
She's home now! Just leave her alone!

Waternoose:
I can't do that. She's seen too much. You both have.

Sulley:
It doesn't have to be this way!

Waternoose:
I have no choice! Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough anymore!

Sulley:
But kidnapping children?!

Waternoose:
I'll kidnap 1,000 children before I let this company die! And I'll silence anyone who gets in my way! [knocks Sulley out of the way]

Sulley:
No!

[Waternoose knocks Sulley to the ground and lunges at Boo, but instead finds the simulator robot]

Voice:
Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.

Waternoose:
[confused] Huh? But... What?

[the lights come on and it's revealed that Boo's room is really the simulation room; Mike and several CDA agents are standing behind the console]

Mike:
Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we? [replays the tape of Waternoose over and over]

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dean Hardscrabble:
Tomorrow, each of you must prove that you are undeniably scary, and I know, for a fact... that one of you is not.

Sulley:
No. He works harder than anyone.

Dean:
Do you think he's scary?

Sulley:
He's the heart and soul of the team!

Hardscrabble:
Do you think he's scary?

Monsters University  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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