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John Anderton:
I'm not a murderer. I've never even met the man I'm supposed to kill.

Iris Henimen:
And yet, a chain of events has started, a chain that will lead inexorably to his death.

John Anderton:
Not if I stay away from him.

Iris Henimen:
How can you avoid a man you've never met?

Minority Report  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John Anderton:
Why should I trust you?

Dr. Iris Henimen:
You shouldn't. You shouldn't trust anyone. Certainly not the Attorney General who just wants it all for himself, and not the young Federal agent who wants your job, not even the old man who just wants to hold on to what he created. Don't trust anyone. Just find the Minority Report.

Minority Report  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rufus T. Riley:
Yeah, being concert master for the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra is one of our most popular choices.

Customer:
No, no, no. I wanna kill my boss.

Rufus T. Riley:
You sick bastard. You're the kind of person that makes this a terrible world to live in!

Minority Report  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agatha:
Think about all the lives that little girl has saved.

Lamar Burgess:
Think about all the lives that little girl has saved. Think about all the lives she will save. That little girl could have saved Sean...

John Anderton:
Don't you EVER SAY HIS NAME!!

John Anderton:
You used the memory of my dead son to set me up!! That was the one thing you knew would drive me to murder!

Male Precog:
What are you going to do now, Lamar?

John Anderton:
What're you going to do now, Lamar?!

Male Precog:
How are you gonna

John Anderton:
shut me up?!

Male Precog:
Forgive me, John.

Minority Report  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the aftermath of OC and McClanahan's fight at a practice game]

Herb Brooks:
Well, how 'bout it boys? Look like hockey to you? Looks more like a couple monkeys trying to hump a football to me, I don't know. What do you think Craig?

Craig Patrick:
Yeah.

Brooks:
You wanna settle old scores, you're on the wrong team. We move forward starting right now. We start becoming a team RIGHT NOW! Skating. Passing. Flow. Creativity. That is what this team is all about, gentlemen, not old rivalries. So, why don't we start with some introductions. You know, get to know each other a little bit. Where you from. Who you are. [looks at McClanahan] Go ahead.

Rob McClanahan:
[rolls his eyes] Rob McClanahan. St. Paul, Minnesota.

Brooks:
Who do you play for?

McClanahan:
I play for you, here at the U.

Brooks:
[looks at OC] Jack?

Jack O'Callahan:
Jack O'Callahan. Charlestown, Massachusetts. Boston University.

Brooks:
[looks at Ralph Cox] Over here.

Ralph Cox:
I'm Ralph Cox. I'm from wherever's not gonna get me hit!

Brooks:
Very good. Everybody on the line, let's go!

Miracle  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[showing the team a new play]

Herb Brooks:
Boom he can hit him. Boom. Boom. Boom. We're opening up options. We've got four options off of one play. Allright. Any questions? [silence] Good, let's go.

Buzz Schneider:
What the hell is he talking about?

Rob McClanahan:
No clue!

Miracle  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[During an intermission break in the US-Sweden game]

Herb Brooks:
This is unbelievable. You guys are playing like this is some throw away game up in Rochester. Who we playing Rammer?

Mike Ramsey:
Sweden.

Brooks:
Yeah. You're damn [topples a refreshments table] right Sweden! In the Olympics! [Turns to McClanahan] What the hell is wrong with you? Put your gear on! I said put your gear on! Who do you play for?

McClanahan:
Doc told me I can't play.

Brooks:
Yeah, yeah, yeah I know. You got a bad bruise. You know what, put your street clothes on because I got no time for quitters!

Mike Eruzione:
Come on Herb! Nobody is quitting here!

Brooks:
You worry about your own game. Plenty there to keep you busy. [to McClanahan] A bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from the heart, [mutters as he walks away] candy ass.

McClanahan:
What'd you call me?

Brooks:
You heard me!

McClanahan:
You want me to play huh? Is that what you want? [rushes Brooks]

Brooks:
I want you to be a hockey player!!

McClanahan:
I AM A HOCKEY PLAYER! YOU WANT ME TO PLAY ON ONE LEG? HUH? I'LL PLAY ON ONE LEG!

Brooks:
[walking out of the locker room with McClanahan still screaming] That'll get him going.

Craig Patrick:
Oh yeah. I'll clean up!

McClanahan:
[as other players calm him down] GET OFF ME! THERE, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY, HUH HERB?!?! I AM A HOCKEY PLAYER!!!!

Miracle  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Interviewer:
These children are going to the most glamorous of all summer camps: Camp Mohawk. There's a two year waiting list and every child has to be voted in. On top of that it costs $1,000 a week to to go to Camp Mohawk. The question is, is it worth a $1,000 a week?

Tripper:
[walks over] It sure is. It's the best darn camp there is.

Interviewer:
Well, are you connected with Camp Mohawk?

Tripper:
Well, I think so. I'm the program director, Jerry Aldini.

Interviewer:
Well, how do you justify a $1,000 a week?

Tripper:
Well, we have some special programs. Uh, we're doing Shakespeare in the Round again this year, of course. Uh, our political round table, Henry Kissinger will appear. Yasser Arafat is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids. Just rap with them.

Interviewer That's amazing!

Tripper:
And the kids wanted animals. So this year, each camper will stalk and kill his own bear in our private wildlife preserve.

Interviewer:
Are you sure the children can, uh, can hack that?

Tripper:
We'll see. But, the real excitement, of course, is gonna come at the end of the summer, uh, during Sexual Awareness Week. We import 200 hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and $2,000 cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can and the winner, of course, is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

Interviewer That's incredible.

Tripper:
What'd you expect for $1,000 a week? Hey, you have a good summer too, huh?

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tripper:
Can I have some fries, please? [sees Rudy sitting in a diner both] Hey! Gerner. How's it goin'? This is the best damn food in the whole Two Pines area. Not surprised you found this place. I had you pegged for a gourmet first time I met you. You know, that's a smart move bringing a suitcase. You don't wanna be leaving a lot of valuable socks and underwear around camp where people can wrestle around in them when you're out on the town. [Waiter brings Tripper his French fries] Thank you. [to Rudy] You like ketchup?

Rudy:
I'm going away.

Tripper:
You goin' to Vegas? If you're going to Vegas, man, then I would be up for it cause I love that town. I'm a party guy, I love that town.

Rudy:
I don't think they want me around.

Tripper:
You talking about the soccer-heads back there? Well, that's life in the fast-paced, slam-bang, live-on-the-razor's-edge, laugh-in-the-face-of-death world of junior league soccer.

Rudy:
I'm serious, I've never played the game before! I tried to tell them.

Tripper:
What? You tried to tell... and they... Who was it? I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em with this Swiss army knife. The Swiss trained me to kill and I will do it; I will grab these guys by the neck, take the toothpick and stick it right in between their teeth! And then I'll slap them around the head a couple of times. They'll go out for just a couple of seconds, they'll be unconscious and what I'll do then, I'll go for the corkscrew. And I'll grap 'em and I will take that corkscrew and I will stick it right into the voicebox. I will twist that mofo, I will twist it, rip it out and he'll talk like this for the rest of his life!

Rudy:
I don't wanna hurt anyone. I just want them to like me.

Tripper:
Why? You make one good friend a summer and you're doing pretty well. Look, if you have trouble, come to me, tell me, and I'll help you.

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tripper:
Okay, the zone's not working. They're a little bit too good to cover man-to-man, and we can't shoot for shit.

Crockett:
What kind of talk's that for a coach?

Tripper:
I'm not gonna lie. There's no way we're gonna beat this team.

Wheels:
What are we gonna do, Trip?

Tripper:
We're gonna lose.

Wheels:
What?

Tripper:
But we can lose with some self-respect.

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tripper:
[while dancing together] Is that a bra you're wearing or are you expecting an assassination attempt?

Roxanne:
Are those Clorets in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Tripper:
Okay. We're even. Three years of this, I don't think I have many lines left. Frankly, Roxanne, I'm frightened.

Roxanne:
Oh, don't go human on me now, Trip.

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rudy:
I saw you dancing with Roxanne.

Tripper:
Oh yeah? Well, she sorta cornered me and there was nothing I could do without embarrassing her.

Rudy:
Do you like her?

Tripper:
Well, I feel sorry for her. You know she's got a glass eye. And, uh, I'm one of the few people who knows exactly which eye to look at when they're talking to her, so she's sort of fixated on me.

Rudy:
Well, I like her.

Tripper:
Well you're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed. Uh, I have to go on this overnight. I'm takin' the C.I.T.s on an overnight for the next couple days so you're gonna have to do your own training, son. I want you to run two miles today and two and a half tomorrow.

Rudy:
I've never run that far.

Tripper:
Neither have I, but somebody's gotta do it. I can't be expected to do it. Somebody's gotta do it, and it can't be me! Because I'm too busy. I've responsibilities. I'm the entertainment director for the overnight. [holds up a bottle of wine]

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tripper:
It's a weird moon. Moon kills, you know. It feeds off the earth. On a night like this, one of us could get up in the middle of the night, grab an axe and cut someone's head off. [Fink laughs and howls] I remember a night like this a few years ago. A guy and a girl went out driving, it was one of their first dates, started out kind of casual, but they ended up deciding to go park. Not too far from here, as a matter of fact. Well, they were going at it, listening to the radio. All of the sudden a news bulletin broke, "Dangerous lunatic has escaped from the hospital for the criminally insane at Two Pines."

A.L.:
Oh, come on, Trip.

Tripper:
They described him as a monster, six and a half feet tall, two-hundred and sixty pounds, with one horrible distinguishing feature: a sharpened-stainless steel hook... where his right hand used to be. That was enough for the guy. He slammed the car into gear, floored it, bounced off a tree, didn't stop until they got to the girl's house. Got out of his side, walked around to hers. There, hanging in the door, covered with blood... was a stainless-steel hook. The strangest part is that after all these years, after the biggest man hunt in Two Pines history, they never found the killer! Some people say he's still out here in the woods waiting for the chance to kill again. And I say... I say they're right! [reveals a fake hook on his right hand, scaring everyone, and chases Roxanne into the forest, followed by everyone laughing]

Larry:
Hey, my dinner!

Wheels:
Isn't that a bullshit story?

Jackie:
No, it's true. I heard it before.

Wendy:
Yeah.

Jackie:
Only I heard it was on a beach.

Wendy:
Yeah.

Hardware:
No, I heard it happened at a park.

Spaz:
Oh, I heard it, but the guy was missing a foot.

Larry:
How could the guy have a hook on his foot?!

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Morty:
Hey, gang, come on! Look it, just `cause we're losing doesn't mean it's all over.

Phil:
Cut the crap, Morty. I mean, the Mohawks have beaten us the last twelve years, they're gonna beat us again.

Tripper:
That's just the attitude we don't need. Sure, Mohawk has beaten us twelve years in a row. Sure, they're terrific athletes. They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse, not masseur, masseuse. But it doesn't matter. Do you know that every Mohawk competitor has an electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany, and the newest Olympic power Trinidad-Tobago? But it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER. I tell you, IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

The group:
IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...

Tripper:
And even, and even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days. Even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field. Even if every man, woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter, because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk 'cause they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

The group:
IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Parrish:
Hello? Is anyone here? [Louder] I said is anyone here?

Death:
[Bill's voice] Quiet down

William Parrish:
Where are you?

Death:
I'm here

William Parrish:
What is this a joke, right? Some kind of elaborate practical joke? Heh, at my fortieth reunion we delivered a casket to the class presidents hotel room and uh--

Death:
Quiet

William Parrish:
[Backing out of library]

Death:
Where are you going, Bill?

William Parrish:
I uh...

Death:
The great Bill Parrish at a loss of words? The man from whose lips fall "rapture" and "passion" and "obsession"? All those admonitions about being "deliriously happy, that there is no sense in living your life without" all the sparks and energy you give off, the rosy advice you dispense in round pear shaped tones.

William Parrish:
What the hell is this? [Creaking, a shape appears in faded window] Who are you?

Death:
Just think of millenniums, multiplied by eons, compounded by time without end. I've been around that long. But it's only recently your affairs here have piqued my interest. Call it boredom. The natural curiosity of me, the most lasting and significant element in existence has come to see you.

William Parrish:
About what?

Death:
I want to have a look around before I take you.

William Parrish:
Take me where?

Death:
It requires competence wisdom and experience, all those things they say about you in testimonials. And you’re the one.

William Parrish:
The one to do what?

Death:
Show me around, be my guide. And in return you get...

William Parrish:
I get what?

Death:
Time. Minutes, days, weeks, let's not get encumbered by detail, what matters is that I stay interested. [Pause] Yes...

William Parrish:
'Yes' what?

Death:
'Yes' is the answer to your question.

William Parrish:
What question?

Death:
Oh Bill, come on. The question. The question you've been asking yourself with increased regularity, at odd moments, panting through the extra game of handball, when you ran for the plane in Delhi, when you sat up in bed last night and hit the floor in the office this morning. The question that is in the back of your throat, choking the blood to your brain, ringing in your ears over and over as you put it to yourself.

William Parrish:
'The question'...

Death:
Yes Bill. The question. [Moves from behind the glass into shadowy area] The question.

William Parrish:
...'Am I going to die?'

Joe Black:
[Steps out of the shadows, appearing as Joe Black for the first time] Yes.

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Black:
I want to be friends.

Susan Parrish:
I have many friends.

Joe Black:
I have none.

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Parrish:
[Walking along a crowded sidewalk] You know, I got to thinking. With you here and seemingly occupied, how's your work going, I mean, elsewhere?

Joe Black:
While you were shaving this morning, you weren't just shaving.

William Parrish:
What do you mean?

Joe Black:
You were hatching ideas, making plans, arriving at decisions, right?

William Parrish:
Yeah, I guess so

Joe Black:
So you get the concept. While part of you is doing one thing, another part of you is doing another, perhaps even attending to the problems of your work. Correct?

William Parrish:
Of course

Joe Black:
So you understand the idea. Congratulations, Bill. Now multiply that by infinity, take that to the depth of forever, and you still will barely have a glimpse of what I'm talking about. [Bill stops, Joe keeps walking, Bill takes Joes arm and stops him from getting hit by a car...again]

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Drew:
...the truth is, joining John Bontecou is every bit as certain as death and taxes.

Joe Black:
Death and taxes?

Drew:
Yes.

Joe Black:
Death and taxes?

Drew:
Yes.

Joe Black:
What an odd pairing.

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jamaican woman:
Obeah.

Joe Black:
[Jamaican accent] Rahtid. Obeah evil. I not evil, woman.

Jamaican woman:
And what you is then?

Joe Black:
I from that next place.

Jamaican woman:
You waitin' here to take us? Like you is the bus driver to there?

Joe Black:
No, man, I on 'oliday.

Jamaican woman:
Some spot you pick. [Groans faintly] The pain. Pain is bad, bad.

Joe Black:
I don't have nothin' to do with these things, you know.

Jamaican woman:
Make it go away.

Joe Black:
Doctor Lady make it alright.

Jamaican woman:
Uh-uh. Not this pain. This pain go through and through me. Make it go away.

Joe Black:
I can't, sister.

Jamaican woman:
You can, mister. Take me to that next place.

Joe Black:
It's not your time now.

Jamaican woman:
Make it time!

Joe Black:
You can't fool with the way things got to be.

Jamaican woman:
[Whimpering] Please...

Joe Black:
[Pauses] Close your eyes. Go on, sister. [Puts his hands on her, woman smiles and opens her eyes slowly] Soon.

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Susan Parrish:
What will we do now?

The Man from the Coffee Shop:
It'll come to us.

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Parrish:
Should I be afraid?

Joe Black:
Not a man like you.

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John:
Hey, stop worryin', Colonel, fifty bucks ain't gonna ruin me.

The Colonel:
I've seen plenty of fellas start out with fifty bucks and wind up with a bank account!

Beany:
Hey, what's wrong with a bank account, anyway?

The Colonel:
And let me tell you, Long John, when you become a guy with a bank account, they gotcha! Yes sir, they gotcha! When they got ya, you've got no more chance than a road rabbit.

Beany:
Who's got him?

The Colonel:
The helots!

Beany:
What's a helot?

The Colonel:
You've ever been broke, sonny?

Beany:
Sure, mostly often.

The Colonel:
All right. You're walking along, not a nickel in your jeans, your free as the wind, nobody bothers ya. Hundreds of people pass you by in every line of business: shoes, hats, automobiles, radios, everything, and there all nice lovable people and they lets you alone, is that right? Then you get a hold of some dough and what happens, all those nice sweet lovable people become helots, a lotta heels. They begin to creep up on ya, trying to sell ya something: they get long claws and they get a stranglehold on ya, and you squirm and you duck and you holler and you try to push them away but you haven't got the chance. They gots ya. First thing ya know you own things, a car for instance, now your whole life is messed up with alot more stuff: you get license fees and number plates and gas and oil and taxes and insurance and identification cards and letters and bills and flat tires and dents and traffic tickets and motorcycle cops and tickets and courtrooms and lawers and fines and... a million and one other things. What happens? You're not the free and happy guy you used to be. You need to have money to pay for all those things, so you go after what the other fellas got. There you are, you're a helot yourself.

Meet John Doe  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Esther:
She may be loathe to say the things a girl's compelled to say to get a proposal out of a man.

Katie:
Personally, I wouldn't marry a man who proposed to me over an invention.

Meet Me in St. Louis  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tootie:
[about her doll] I expect she won't live through the night. She has four fatal diseases.

Mr. Neely:
And it only takes one.

Tootie:
But she's gonna have a beautiful funeral in a cigar box my Papa gave me, all wrapped in silver paper.

Mr. Neely:
That's the way to go if you have to go.

Tootie:
Oh, she has to go.

Meet Me in St. Louis  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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