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[First lines] Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house... oh, wait, Different story, but we'll still see a mouse. [The movie's title appears] Put those old Christmas classics back up on the shelves; we've got new tales of giving, and loving, and elves. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Introducing "Belles on Ice"] In our first yuletide story, two stars are on ice. They've been best friends forever, so cordial and nice...but can both share the stage with the lights shining bright? Or will egos get bruised in a double-lutz fight? – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Minnie cries, tear sheds out] Daisy Duck: Are you okay? Minnie Mouse: I think so. Daisy Duck: What was I thinking? Minnie Mouse: What were we thinking? Daisy Duck: I'm sorry. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Ending "Belles on Ice"] When these best friends were fighting, the show was a flop...but when they danced together, they came out on top. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Introducing "Christmas: Impossible"] At this grand, stately mansion, three kids decked the halls, sliding down banisters, climbing the walls. But soon they may wish they'd shown more self-control...or they'll wake up on Christmas to find lumps of coal. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Scrooge McDuck: My cookies! What happened to my scrumptious silver dollar chocolate chip cookies?! (Huey, Dewey, and Louie smile cheekily) Donald Duck: Boys, how could you?! Huey: Hey, aren't we innocent until proven guilty? Donald Duck: (slams the lid) No! (Huey, Dewey, and Louie gasp) You three march right upstairs, now! (Huey, Dewey, and Louie leave the table and walk to the stairs up to their room) Daisy Duck: I'm sure the cookies were delicious, Uncle Scrooge. Huey: They were. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Ending "Christmas: Impossible"] They started out selfish, those rascally brothers, but made Christmas magic by thinking of others. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Introducing "Christmas Maximus"] Goofy always means well spreading holiday cheer, but embarrasses Max with his pratfalls each year. Oh, he tries to step up to the plate and be cool...but now Max has grown up. Will Dad still play the fool? – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Ending "Christmas Maximus"] When a father and son end up miles apart, they can see eye-to-eye...when they act heart-to-heart. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Introducing "Donald's Gift"] Sometimes Christmas gets lost in the holiday crush. It's "buy this, get that, remember to rush". But Donald just wants peace and quiet this yule. Can he enjoy Christmas, and not lose his cool? – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Daisy Duck: Ready to go, Donald? Donald Duck: Where? Daisy Duck: To the mall. Huey, Dewey, Louie: Duh! Dewey: Don't you want to see the Christmas window at Mousey's? Huey: And smell all that greasy food at the food court? Louie: And wander around aimlessly looking for the perfect gift? Donald Duck: All I want, is peace and quiet. And my hot chocolate. Daisy Duck: Don't be such a big old grump. [slashes him with a chair] Donald Duck: Whoa! – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Ending "Donald's Gift"] Our duck faced the music and found his own beat. He sang from his heart, making Christmas complete. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: [Introducing "Mickey's Dog-Gone Christmas"] In our last Christmas story, let's turn now to Mickey. His friendship with Pluto has never been sticky. But when decking the halls, if your master says, "Sit"... you'd better obey, or disaster may hit. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Donner: Brace yourselves for genius. There can only be one name for this dog. Wanna hear it? Blitzen: No. Donner: Murray. Reindeer: Murray? Donner: You know, as in "Murray Christmas"? Blitzen: Oh, my head. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mickey Mouse: What are you all doing here? Daisy Duck: We're here to help you to find Pluto. [Pluto pops out of the snow] Huey, Louie and Dewey: We found him! Yay! – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Last lines] Narrator: So, at last, Mickey learned what he'd missed from the start. Bells and holly mean little without friends in your heart. The magic of Christmas has its rhyme and its reason. We hope you and yours have a most joyous season. – Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Minnie: Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah... Daisy: Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life. Minnie: Well, what'd you mean? Daisy: Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...[imitating Donald, both laughing] Minnie: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome. Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means. Minnie: Our love is, forbidden? Daisy: Bingo. Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic. – Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mickey Mouse: Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here? Donald Duck: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can! [Pluto's tail falls out] Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can't understand a word you said. Donald Duck: No! Mickey Mouse: [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down! Whoa! We can't leave our posts like this! What would Captain Pete say? Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy! Mickey Mouse: Captain Pete is the bad guy?[copies Donald's line] Donald Duck: Huh? What? [Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]: Mickey Mouse: Pete's trying to kidnap the princess? Donald Duck: Exactly. Mickey Mouse: But, he made us musketeers. Donald Duck: It was all a lie. Mickey Mouse: Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we? Donald Duck: You said it![Rips uniform off] Donald Duck: It's every duck for himself! Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess? Donald Duck: [sadly]I, uh, um... I was hiding. Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage, Donald. [Donald looks at him sadly]: Mickey Mouse: Come on, I'll be right beside you, because we're friends.[Both look at each other] Donald Duck: [sadly]I just can't. I'm sorry. [Runs away]: Mickey Mouse: [run continues]Donald!. Mickey Mouse: [Pluto whines]Donald. – Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pete: The duck dumped ya remember? Mickey: Well Goofy then! Pete: The goof he's getting fitted for a halo. Mickey: No no! Pete: Yes, yes! Face it Mickey it's all for one and you are on your OWN! Enjoy your brief stay here at St. Mont Mitchell. They say the tide comes in faster than horses. So long, runt. I got me tickets to the opera. A little something called I Just Can't Wait To Be King! – Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Minnie: Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. [Flowers magically transformed into butterflies] Minnie: And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh. – Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cass: I hate to ask you, but you're such a doll. Joe: You know, Cass, that's a funny thing you mentioning money. 'Cause I was just about to ask you for some. Cass: You were gonna ask me for money? Huh? Joe: Hell, why do you think I come all the way up here from Texas for? Cass: You were gonna ask me for oney? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with? Some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick. Joe: Now, Cass, take it easy. Cass: You heard it. At twenty-eight years old. You think you can come up here, and pull this kind of crap up here! Well, you're out of your mind! – Midnight Cowboy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Joe: You really know the ropes! Damn, I wish I'd bumped into you before. Ratso: You're pickin' trade up on the street like that. That's nowhere. I mean, you gotta get yourself some kind of management. You need my friend O'Daniel. He operates the biggest stable in town, in fact, in the whole god-damned Metropolitan area. It's stupid a stud like you paying. You don't want to be stupid. – Midnight Cowboy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Joe: [about Ratso's food] Smells worse hot than it did cold. Ratso: All right, startin' tomorrow, you cook your own god-damn dinner. Or you get one of your rich Park Avenue ladies to cook for you in her penthouse. – Midnight Cowboy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ratso: I gotta get outta here, gotta get outta here. Miami Beach, that's where you could score. Anybody can score there, even you. In New York, no rich lady with any class at all buys that cowboy crap anymore. They're laughin' at you on the street. Joe: Ain't nobody laughin' at me on the street. Ratso: Behind your back, I've seen 'em laughin' at you, fella. Joe: Aw, what the hell you know about women anyway? When's the last time you scored, boy? Ratso: That's a matter I only talk about at confession. We're not talkin' about me now. Joe: And when's the last time you've been to confession? Ratso: It's between me and my confessor. And I'll tell ya another thing. Frankly, you're beginning to smell. And for a stud in New York, that's a handicap. Joe: Well, don't talk to me about clean. I ain't never seen you change your underwear once the whole time I've been here in New York. And that's pretty peculiar behavior. Ratso: I don't have to do that kind of thing in public. I ain't got no need to expose myself. Joe: No, I bet you don't. I bet you ain't never even been laid! How about that? And you're gonna tell me what appeals to women! Ratso: I know enough to know that that great big, dumb cowboy crap of yours don't appeal to nobody except every jockey on 42nd Street. That's faggot stuff! You wanna call it by its name? That's strictly for fags! Joe: John Wayne! You wanna tell me he's a fag? I like the way I look. It makes me feel good. It does. And women like me, god-dammit. Hell, only one thing I've ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me. That's a really true fact. Ratso, hell: Crazy Annie, they had to send her away. Ratso: Then how come you ain't scored once, the whole time you've been in New York? Joe: 'Cause, 'cause I need management, god-dammit. 'Cause you stole twenty dollars offa me. That's why you're gonna stop crappin' around about Florida. And, and get your skinny butt movin.' And earn twenty dollars worth of management which you owe me. – Midnight Cowboy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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