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Silvio:
Believe us, sir. Your son is not what they told you.

Ed Horman:
How do you know that, Silvio?

Silvio:
He's a nice guy. He's sincere. A hard worker. But he's a political neophyte. He's terrified of violence.

Missing  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim Phelps:
Any questions?

Ethan Hunt:
Yeah. Could we get a cappuccino machine in here? 'Cause I don't know what you call this.

Jack Harmon:
I call it cruel and unusual.

Claire Phelps:
Hey, I made that coffee.

Ethan Hunt:
Exactly. Is it possible that it's any worse than the sludge you made in that barn in Kiev?

Claire Phelps:
[sarcastically] Thank you.

Jim Phelps:
Take it easy on my wife's coffee.

Ethan Hunt:
We missed you in Kiev, Jim.

Jim Phelps:
Missed you too, Ethan.

Jack Harmon:
You're off on one of your cushy recruiting assignments again?

Ethan Hunt:
Yeah, where did they put you up this time? The Plaza?

Jim Phelps:
Drake Hotel, Chicago.

Jack Harmon:
Ooh! Punishing! 24-hour room service!

Ethan Hunt:
Yeah, chauffeured cars.

Jack Harmon:
Fat expense accounts.

Ethan Hunt:
He's getting soft in his old age.

Jack Harmon:
Yes he is, look at him.

Jim Phelps:
All right. Now, listen, if that list gets out into the open, the names of all our agents in every country in Eastern Europe will be up for grabs to the highest bidders. Third World terrorists, arms dealers, drug lords, any and everybody who'd love to get rid of long-term coverts like us. If they're exposed, they'll be executed. So, I'll run the whole show from the crow's nest here. Everyone knows their roles. Let's punch out the details.

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sarah Davies:
Tell me, Senator, do you all have someone on your staff named Jack?

Ethan Hunt [disguised as Senator John Waltzer, while Jack struggles to rig the fingerprint recognition system]:
Jack... I believe we did have a Jack. An unreliable fellow as I recall. Constantly late, and behind in his work. I was forced to tie him behind one of my best stallions and drag him around my barn for a few days.

Jack Harmon:
[seeing Hunt's point] Relax your crack, Foghorn, I'm working on it.

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ethan Hunt:
Saved your ass again, Jack.

Jack Harmon:
Give me a break, Pops.

Sarah Davies:
Such a nice ass.

Jack Harmon:
And a lonely ass.

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

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[Ethan Frantically rushes after to phone booth after losing his entire team]

Ethan Hunt:
My God. [wiping blood from his hands]

Operator:
Satcom seven.

Ethan Hunt:
Central Europe, unsecured.

Operator:
Designator?

Ethan Hunt:
Bravo-echo-one-one.

Operator:
Switching. [dials number]

Eugene Kittridge:
This is Kittridge.

Ethan Hunt:
Go secure.

Eugene Kittridge:
Okay, go ahead.

Ethan Hunt:
This is Ethan Hunt. They're dead.

Eugene Kittridge:
What? Who's dead?

Ethan Hunt:
My team. My team is DEAD!

Eugene Kittridge:
Jesus

Ethan Hunt:
Golitsyn's gone. They knew we were coming, man. They knew we were coming and the disk is gone.

Eugene Kittridge:
Are you intact?

Ethan Hunt:
The disk is gone, did you....DO YOU READ ME? THE LIST IS IN THE OPEN!

Eugene Kittridge:
Listen, I read you. Let's just bring you in safely, then we'll worry about that, okay? Were you followed?

Ethan Hunt:
I don't think so. I don't think so.

Eugene Kittridge:
Don't think. Be sure. Are you clean?

Ethan Hunt:
[looks around] Yes.

Eugene Kittridge:
Okay. Location Green, one hour. I'll be there myself.

Ethan Hunt:
You're in Prague?

Eugene Kittridge:
One hour. [hangs up]

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

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[Ethan meets Kittridge at a restaurant]

Eugene Kittridge:
I am...I can't tell you how sorry I am. I know how much Jim, in particular, meant to you, Ethan...personally as well as professionally.

Ethan Hunt:
Yeah.

Eugene Kittridge:
Here's a passport, visa. Usual drill. We'll work the exfiltration through Canada, debrief you at Langley. Throw the Prague police a bone or two. You know, toss them a few suspects....You follow me?

Ethan Hunt:
Yeah, I follow.

Eugene Kittridge:
I think we've lost enough agents for one night.

Ethan Hunt:
You mean, I've lost enough agents for one night.

Eugene Kittridge:
You seem hell-bent on blaming yourself, Ethan.

Ethan Hunt:
Who else is left?

Eugene Kittridge:
Yeah. I see your point.

Ethan Hunt:
Why was there another team?

Eugene Kittridge:
What?

Ethan Hunt:
Of IMF agents at the embassy tonight.

Eugene Kittridge:
I don't quite follow you.

Ethan Hunt:
....Well, see if you can follow me around the room. The drunk Russians on the embankment at 7:00 and 8:00...The couple waltzing around me at the embassy at 9:00 and 11:00...The waiter standing behind Hannah at the top of the stairs..Bow tie, 12:00...The other IMF team...You're worried about me. Why?

Eugene Kittridge:
Well, for a little over two years we've been spotting serious blowback in IMF operations. We have a penetration. The other day, we decoded a message on the internet from a Czech we know as Max.

Ethan Hunt:
The arms dealer.

Eugene Kittridge:
That's right...Max, it seems, has two unique gifts, a capacity for anonymity and for corrupting susceptible agents. This time, he'd gotten to someone on the inside. He'd gotten himself in a position to buy our NOC list. An operation he referred to as Job 314, The Job he thought Golitsyn was doing tonight.

Ethan Hunt:
But the list Golitsyn stole was a decoy.

Eugene Kittridge:
That's correct. The actual list is secure at Langley. Golitsyn was a lightning rod. He was one of ours.

Ethan Hunt:
This whole operation was a mole hunt....This whole operation was a mole hunt.

Eugene Kittridge:
Yeah....The mole's deep inside....and like you said.....You survived. I want to show you something, Ethan. Since your father's death your family's farm has been in receivership, and now, suddenly, they're flush with over $120,000 in the bank. Your father's illness was supposed to have wiped out that bank account. Dying slowly in America, after all, can be a very expensive proposition. So...why don't we quietly get out of here and onto a plane? I can understand you're very upset.

Ethan Hunt:
Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.

Eugene Kittridge:
Alright, Hunt. Enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled, and killed and you have done it using loyalties on the inside. You want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in Hell.

[Ethan throws explosive gum on a large aquarium in the middle of the restaurant, causing an explosion of water and breaking the window allowing him to escape into the night]

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

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Ethan Hunt:
[face covered by hood] I thought I was going to see Max.

Matthias:
You misunderstood. No one sees Max.

Ethan Hunt:
Then what am I doing here?

Matthias:
Allowing Max to see you and hear what you've got to say.

Ethan Hunt:
I don't communicate very well through a shroud.

Matthias:
If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you will be wearing that shroud indefinitely.

Ethan Hunt:
[thinks a second] I'm willing to take the chance.

Matthias:
Very well.

[Uncovers Ethan's face]

Max:
Who are you and what are you doing here?

Ethan Hunt:
I need $150,000.

Max:
[Laughing] Oh, really?....And you thought if you simply showed up, I might give it to you?

Ethan Hunt:
Why not? You gave Job 125.

Max:
Hmmm..The penny drops. You are not Job...Job is not given to quoting scripture in his communications...Then there was it's tone, aggressive but playful. Job is not playful...So you are something of a paradox.

Ethan Hunt:
Well, that depends.

Max:
On what?

Ethan Hunt:
Whether you like a paradox...I want $150,000 today.

Max:
Ah Nah. That is quite out of the question.

Ethan Hunt:
The disk Job sold you, it's worthless...It's bait, part of an internal mole hunt.

Max:
And how might you know that?...Are you another Company man?

Ethan Hunt:
Like Job?

Max:
We're asking about you.

Ethan Hunt:
I'm NOC...Was...Now, Disavowed.

Max:
Why, may I ask?

Ethan Hunt:
That is the question I want to ask Job.

Max:
I don't know Job anymore than Job knows me.

Ethan Hunt:
Even so...I'm sure you could arrange an introduction.

Max:
Why should I?

Ethan Hunt:
Because I can deliver the actual NOC list. The one you have is not only worthless, it's certain to be equipped with a homing device to pinpoint your exact location.

Max:
Um Hmm.

Ethan Hunt:
Boot it up. In anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.

Max:
It's easy to say the disk is worthless when you say I can't look at the information and see if it's worthless. Not a tenable position, sir.

Ethan Hunt:
Okay. Use it. But...I'd suggest you pack first.

[Matthias boots up a laptop and inserts the disk]

Matthias:
26, 27. So far so good.

Max:
Not so good for you, my friend.

Ethan Hunt:
I'd say you've got about...two minutes.

Matthias:
32 and 33.

Max:
Doesn't mean it's a signal. Could just be the hard drive heating up.

Matthias:
44 and 45.

[Kittridge and a team of agents raid the apartment but find nothing, while Max and her agents escape out a back door and take Ethan with them.]

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[Ethan and Claire are recruiting for the mission]

Ethan Hunt:
Simple game. Four players. Exfil opens the pocket, Cyber Ops lifts the wallet.

Franz Krieger:
Bank?

Ethan Hunt:
[shakes his head] IMF mainframe.

Franz Krieger:
Where exactly is it?

Ethan Hunt:
In Langley.

Luther Stickell:
In Langley? The-one-in-Virginia Langley?

Franz Krieger:
Inside CIA headquarters at Langley? [to Claire] Is he serious?

Claire Phelps:
Always.

Franz Krieger:
[scoffs] If we're going to Virginia, why don't we drop by Fort Knox? I can fly a helicopter right in through the lobby and set it down inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA.

Luther Stickell:
What are we downloading?

Ethan Hunt:
Information.

Luther Stickell:
What kind?

Ethan Hunt:
Profitable.

Claire Phelps:
Payment on delivery.

Luther Stickell:
[doubtfully] I don't know. I just don't know.

Ethan Hunt:
Well, this doesn't sound like the Luther Stickell I heard of. What'd they used to call you? The Net Ranger? Phineas Phreak? The only man alive who actually hacked NATO Ghost Com.

Luther Stickell:
There was never any physical evidence that I had anything to do with that... with that... [smiles] ...that exceptional piece of work.

Ethan Hunt:
You don't know what you're missing. This is the Mount Everest of hacks.

Luther Stickell:
You're all kidding yourselves. Even with top-of-the-line crypto, Cray access, STU-3's...

Claire Phelps:
[cuts him off] Krieger can get it. [to Krieger] Right?

Franz Krieger:
It may take a little time.

Ethan Hunt:
What the hell do you mean, a little time? That's not what Claire tells me about you.

[Krieger hesitates]

Luther Stickell:
[to Krieger] Thinking Machine laptops? I'm talking about the 686 prototypes, with the artificial intelligence RISC chip.

Franz Krieger:
Twenty-four hours.

Luther Stickell:
[laughs] And, uh, I get to keep the equipment when we're done.

Ethan Hunt:
Well, Luther, I guess you're all out of excuses.

Luther Stickell:
[laughs] Hmm. Look, uh, I just can't hack my way inside. See, there's no modem access to the mainframe. It's in what we call a standalone, which means I'd have to be physically at the terminal.

Ethan Hunt:
Relax, Luther. It's much worse than you think. The terminal is in a black-vault lockdown. [voice-over, the scene goes to William Donloe approaching the door to the computer vault] The only person allowed in the room has to pass through a series of security checks.

CIA Analyst William Donloe:
[to keypad microphone] William Donloe.

Ethan Hunt:
[voice-over] The first is a voice-print identification, and a six-digit access code. [Donloe enters a code; the door opens and he enters an office] This only gets him into the outer room. Next he has to pass a retinal scan. [Donloe removes his glasses and looks into a retinal scanner] And finally, the intrusion countermeasures are only deactivated by a double electronic key card... [Donloe inserts his ID card into a reader; cut to Hunt on the train] ...which we won't have. [Donloe then enters the vault and logs in at the terminal] Now, inside the black vault, there are three systems operating whenever the technician is out of the room. The first is sound-sensitive. Anything above a whisper sets it off. The second system detects any increase in temperature. Even the body heat of an unauthorized person in the room will trigger it if the temperature rises just a single degree. Now, that temperature is controlled by the air conditioning coming in through an overhead duct, 30 feet above the floor. That vent is guarded by a laser net.

[Stickell and Krieger trade uneasy looks; Donloe leaves the vault]

Ethan Hunt:
[voice-over] The third system's on the floor and is pressure-sensitive. [Donloe shuts the door, activating the security systems] The slightest increase in weight will trigger the alarm. And any one of these systems, if set off, will activate an automatic lockdown. Now, believe me when I tell you, gentlemen, all three systems are state-of-the-art.

[A drop of condensation from Donloe's soda cup falls on the floor, triggering the alarm. Cut to the train.]

Luther Stickell:
[After a stunned silence] And you really think we can do this?

[pause]

Ethan Hunt:
We're going to do it.

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[discussing the theft of the NOC list and the technician who was on duty at the time]

Eugene Kittridge:
You and I know about this. That's where it stops, understand? It never happened.

Frank Barnes:
What about him?

Eugene Kittridge:
I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

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[stops Krueger from stabbing a CIA man]

Ethan Hunt:
Zero bodycount.

Franz Krieger:
We'll see.

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

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Luther Stickell:
Reach your folks? [Ethan nods] How do they feel?

Ethan Hunt:
About what?

Luther Stickell:
The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards.

Ethan Hunt:
Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys. [holds up a glass of beer]

Luther Stickell:
[holds up his glass] Cheers.

Ethan Hunt:
To you, Luther. And being off the disavowed list.

Luther Stickell:
Hey, I'm the flavour of the month. Why don't you come back with me?

Ethan Hunt:
I just...don't know why I'd be doing it. Better go catch my flight. So, how does it feel to be a solid citizen again?

Luther Stickell:
Man, I don't know. I'm gonna miss bein' disreputable.

Ethan Hunt:
Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I'll always think of you that way.

Mission: Impossible  Movie Quote

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Mission Commander Swanbeck:
[After debriefing Ethan on tape about his mission]...And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going.

Ethan Hunt:
If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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Mission Commander Swanbeck:
Ms. Hall and Ambrose had a relationship which he took very seriously... she walked away and he's been wanting her back ever since. We believe she's our surest and quickest way of locating him.

Ethan Hunt:
And then what?

Mission Commander Swanbeck:
Make sure she continues to see him, gets him to confide in her, and report to you.

Ethan Hunt:
You made it sound as if I was recruiting her for her skills as a thief.

Mission Commander Swanbeck:
Well then I mislead you, or you made the wrong assumption. Either way, we are asking her to resume her prior relationship - not do anything she hasn't already done... voluntarily, I might add.

Ethan Hunt:
No. She's got no training for this kind of thing.

Mission Commander Swanbeck:
What? To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman, she's got all the training she needs.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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[About Ethan's assignment]

Mission Commander Swanbeck:
You think it will be difficult?

Ethan Hunt:
Very.

Mission Commander Swanbeck:
Well, this is not Mission Difficult, Mr. Hunt. It's Mission Impossible. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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[Luther had been shot at while covering Ethan from a helicopter]

Billy Baird:
You OK, mate?

Luther Stickell:
That punk put a hole in my Versace.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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Sean Ambrose:
[disguised as Ethan Hunt] You keep calling me Dimitri. You really shouldn't.

Dr. Nekhorvich:
You are not Dimitri?

[Ambrose knocks him out]

Sean Ambrose:
No

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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[at the races]

Sean Ambrose:
Darling, you won!

Nyah Nordoff-Hall:
I suppose I did.

Sean Ambrose:
What made you pick her? That old nag's never won a thing.

Nyah Nordoff-Hall:
[holds up racing form] A Thief in the Night.

Sean Ambrose:
Ha! Say no more.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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[Nyah is standing right in front of Ethan]

Luther Stickell:
[over radio] Ethan, Nyah's in the building. Do you copy?

Ethan Hunt:
[dryly, into radio] Thank you.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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[during a car chase between Ethan and Nyah]

Nyah Nordoff-Hall:
Where did you get this number? I don't even have it!

Ethan:
Would you like it?

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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[steps in sheep droppings]

Luther Stickell:
Shit.

Ethan Hunt:
Yes it is.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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Nyah Nordoff-Hall:
Awfully short notice [to be first kissed].

Ethan Hunt:
Care to wait a decent interval?

Nyah Nordoff-Hall:
Who wants to be decent?

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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John McCloy:
What is this?!

Vladimir Nekhorvich:
A visit from an old friend.

John McCloy:
You crashed on the plane, you're dead.

Vladimir Nekhorvich:
Dead, certainly. But dead is a little extreme. On the other hand, when my colleague Gradski had your pulse and your blood pressure, he had less than a day to live. [pause] You're infected with Chimera, my friend. [McCloy presses his call button] No use, my friend. The medical staff wants no part of this. Doctors don't fancy the idea of dying any more than anybody else.

John McCloy:
How could I possibly be infected?!

Vladimir Nekhorvich:
That's exactly what Gradski said, 27 hours before he died.

John McCloy:
[angry] You've got the antidote, you miserable bastard! You stole Bellerophon, all of it!

Vladimir Nekhorvich:
[chuckles] My, my, my.

John McCloy:
I need it! I need it now, you whacked-out Russian gypsy!

Vladimir Nekhorvich:
And what about Gradski, who you deliberately infected with Chimera?!

John McCloy:
How was I to know they needed to be treated with Bellerophon with 20 hours?

Vladimir Nekhorvich:
By asking me.

John McCcloy:
You still don't get it, do you? I needed to know just how bad the disease was in the real world, not just the lab. You were genetically splicing together strains of influenza to create a cure for all influenzas, but you were also creating a disease so terrible in Chimera, the cure would be priceless! I needed Chimera in order to peddle Bellerophon; it's not that difficult to understand, is it? Look, I've got the virus, you've got the cure. I need them both. Time was, a shot of penicillin would knock off every bloody bug in the zoo. Not anymore. If I couldn't make money killing the microscopic little shits that are out there, well, you'd help me put one out there that I could make money on. Well, there it is. I've confessed. I, John C. McCloy, am in business to make money. Now forget any deal you may have made with that thug Ambrose, get me treated and let's go back to work!

Vladimir Nekhorvich:
You know, I think it's a little late for that. Do give my regards to Gradski, if you see him.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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Sean Ambrose:
How quickly can you manufacture more of the antivirus?

John McCloy:
No time at all, once I've got it.

Sean Ambrose:
Good. Biocyte's stock is just a few weeks away from going through the roof!

John McCloy:
What are you talking about?

Sean Ambrose:
An outbreak of Chimera.

John McCloy:
Where?

Sean Ambrose:
Downtown Sydney...for a start. You creat the supply, Mr. McCloy; we've just created the demand! Three million people in Sydney, and seventeen million people in Australia are going to need Bellerophon within the next few days, not to mention the rest of the world. Now, this is how it's going to work. [Ambrose turns to one of his men] Wallis, the shares outstanding are?

Wallis:
93.4 million.

Sean Ambrose:
Which means, Mr. McCloy, we need to get our hands on 480,000 stock options. We'll borrow your $30 million to buy those options. Your stock had never sold above $31 a share. When your stock goes north of 200, which it will, those shares will be worth billions and I will own 51% of Biocyte!

John McCloy:
This is outrageous. I will not let you take control of my company.

Sean Ambrose:
Sit down. You'll be a billionaire. It's better than being broke. I have terrorists and... other pharmaceutical companies standing in line. The ball’s in your court, Mr. McCloy.

Mission: Impossible II  Movie Quote

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Minion:
Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir.

Megamind:
Ha? How long is this going to take, Minion?

Minion:
Just a few alterations, sir, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet! I’m calling it the Black Mambaaaaa…!

Megamind:
Black Mamba. Perfect! Ooh, gosh, I am running late. I have to go.

Minion:
What? Where are you going, sir? We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning. We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet!

Megamind:
You attend to the details, Minion. I have to... run a quick errand.

Minion:
[suspicious] You don't run errands. What's going on here?

Megamind:
What?

Minion:
Oh, wait a minute! [sniffs Megamind suspiciously] Are you wearing "Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme"?

Megamind:
It's just my natural musk. Now, where the car keys? Ah!

Minion:
[grabs them] Ah ah-ah-ah! This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her!

Megamind:
What? [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town!

Minion:
Oh, this is bad… this is bad! You've fallen in love with her!

Megamind:
You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys! [groans]

Minion:
[stretches the arm in which his hand is holding the car key, scoffs] What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?

Megamind:
She'll never find out! That's the point of "lying". [pushes a button on Minion’s robotic body which makes his stretched arm fall, grabs the keys] Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think this was your first day of being evil.

Minion:
No! [turns the car invisible] This has gone far enough! [drops the keys in his fishbowl head]

Megamind:
Oh, that was really grown up!

Minion:
Sir, sir, please. It's for your own good.

Megamind:
Oh, what do you know?!

Minion:
I may not know much, but I do know this - the bad guy doesn't get the girl!

Megamind:
Well, maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore!

[Minion screams in absolute shock at what Megamind has just said]

Megamind:
[looks around sheepishly] You heard me?!

Minion:
[whispers in disgust] Who are you...?

Megamind:
Now, give me the keys!

Minion:
No! [turns the car visible] My sole purpose in life is to look after you!

Megamind:
Well, I don't need you to look after me!

Minion:
[visibly hurt] What are you...? What are you saying, you don't... need me?

Megamind:
Let me make it clear. Code - I don't need you!

Minion:
You know what, you know what?! [ejects the keys out his fishbowl head; they land on the car and Megamind picks them up] Code - I'll just pack my thing and go! [puts fish food in a lunchbox]

Megamind:
Code - fine!

Minion:
Code - fine back! [gets on his scooter and begins to leave] Well, good luck on your date!

Megamind:
I will!

Minion:
That doesn't even make any sense!

Megamind:
I know!

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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