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Randall:
Wazowski! Where is it, you little one-eyed crettin?!

Mike:
Okay. First of all, it's cretin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top!

Randall:
[chuckles nastily] You still think this is about that stupid scare record?

Mike:
Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled like that... and now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sulley:
[is fighting the invisible Randall when he is hit with a snowball] Mike?

Mike:
Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.

Sulley:
Mike, you don't understand.

Mike:
Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there.

Sulley:
I'm being attacked!

Mike:
No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship.

[Boo approaches Mike, frightened]

Sulley:
I-I know, kid. He's too sensitive.

Mike:
[Sulley is being strangled] Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention!

[he throws a snowball; it hits Randall, making him visible enough for Sulley to knock him out]

Mike:
Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's... Oh.

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Waternoose:
This has gone far enough, James.

Sulley:
She's home now! Just leave her alone!

Waternoose:
I can't do that. She's seen too much. You both have.

Sulley:
It doesn't have to be this way!

Waternoose:
I have no choice! Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough anymore!

Sulley:
But kidnapping children?!

Waternoose:
I'll kidnap 1,000 children before I let this company die! And I'll silence anyone who gets in my way! [knocks Sulley out of the way]

Sulley:
No!

[Waternoose knocks Sulley to the ground and lunges at Boo, but instead finds the simulator robot]

Voice:
Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.

Waternoose:
[confused] Huh? But... What?

[the lights come on and it's revealed that Boo's room is really the simulation room; Mike and several CDA agents are standing behind the console]

Mike:
Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we? [replays the tape of Waternoose over and over]

Monsters, Inc.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dean Hardscrabble:
Tomorrow, each of you must prove that you are undeniably scary, and I know, for a fact... that one of you is not.

Sulley:
No. He works harder than anyone.

Dean:
Do you think he's scary?

Sulley:
He's the heart and soul of the team!

Hardscrabble:
Do you think he's scary?

Monsters University  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Mike gets on the bus to leave the university; Sulley suddenly throws himself at the window]

Sulley:
WAZOWSKI! [falls off the bus]

Mike:
AAAH!! (What the...? Sulley?) Stop the bus! [the bus stops, and he rushes off] Are you crazy?!

Sulley:
Mike, I don't know a single scarer who can do what you do. I know everyone sees us together, they think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is I've been riding your coattails since day 1! You made the deal with Hardscrabble! You took a hopeless team, and made them champions! All I did was catch a pig!

Mike:
Technically, I caught the pig.

Sulley:
Exactly, and you think you're just okay?! You pulled off the biggest scare this school's ever seen!

Mike:
That wasn't me.

Sully:
That was you! You think I could have done that without you? I didn't even bring a pencil on the first day of school! Mike, you're not scary, not even a little, but you are fearless! And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just–

Hardscrabble:
[perched on a stone pedestal] I can just what? Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.

Sulley:
Sorry.

Dean:
Well, gentlemen. It seems you made the front page again. [hands Mike a newspaper, which tells how they were both expelled] The two of you did something together that no one has ever done before, you surprised me. Perhaps I should keep an eye for more... surprises like you in my program, but as far as the 2 of you are concerned, there is nothing I can do for you now... [smiling slightly] Except perhaps... wish you luck. And Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.

Monsters University  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dr. Cockroach is building an atomic bomb from Legos]

Dr. Cockroach:
Oh, Susan. You wouldn't happen to have some uranium on you? I just need a smidge.

General W.R. Monger:
[on walkie-talkie] Rescind Dr. Cockroach's toybox privileges. Immediately. [Susan's cell door opens] We’ve had the prison psychologist redecorate your cell. [a poster reads “Hang in there!] Try to keep you all calm-like.

Susan:
[tearfully] But I don’t want a poster. I want a real kitten. Hanging from a real tree. [turns to General W. R. Monger] I wanna go home...

General W.R. Monger :
Oh, come on, Little Debbie, please don’t cry. It makes my knees hurt. Don’t think of this as a prison! Think of it as a hotel you never leave because it’s locked from the outside! [Susan goes in her cell] Oh! And, uh, one other thing, the government has changed your name to GINORMICA.

Monsters vs. Aliens  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the robot steps toward them]

B.O.B.:
Will you look at the size of that-

Dr. Cockroach:
FOOT!

[Cockroach and Link dive out of the way and the robot's foot steps on B.O.B., then comes up, with B.O.B. stuck to the sole.]

B.O.B.:
I got him, you guys! I got-! [step] Don't worry, I won't let go! I'm wearing him down- [step] Please tell me he's slowing down!

Monsters vs. Aliens  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Ginormica fights Gallaxhar's robot, while preventing bystanders' cars from falling off the bridge.]

B.O.B.:
Wow! [two thumbs up] You're doing great!

Ginormica:
[extremely annoyed] I'm doing everything!

Monsters vs. Aliens  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Derek:
Wow! You really are big.

Ginormica:
Yeah, but I'm still me. I'm still the girl you fell in love with.

Derek:
Except you destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge.

Ginormica:
But that was the only way I could defeat the alien robot! Did you ever think I could do that?!

Derek:
No, I didn't. I can honestly say that it never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever occurred to me.

Ginormica:
Look, I know this is all a little weird - okay, it's a lot weird - but I'm sure we can get through this. Together, we can find a way to get me back to normal.

Derek:
Susan, try to look at this from my perspective. I have an audience that depends on me for news, weather, sports and heart-warming fluff pieces. So you expect me to put all that on hold while you try to undo this thing that happened to you, that I had absolutely nothing to do with?

Ginormica:
Yes, that's exactly what I expect. What about the life we always wanted? Don't you still want that?

Derek:
Of course. I just, don't see... don't see how I can have that with you.

Ginormica:
[On the verge of tears] Derek, please. Don't do this.

Derek:
You have to face facts, Susan. And don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life on someone else's shadow. And you're casting a pretty big shadow. I'm sorry. It's over. Good luck, Susan.

Monsters vs. Aliens  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Jo Jo is throwing self help books into a fire]

Ben Floss:
Those were gifts.

Jo Jo Floss:
"Grieving for Grownups"?

Ben Floss:
They're supposed to be helpful.

Jo Jo Floss:
Please. THIS is helpful.

[Throws another book into the fire]

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bertie and Joe start slow dancing to the Rolling Stones' "Moonlight Mile"]

Joe Nast:
What did I do?

Bertie:
You played my song.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

June Mulcahey:
[referring to Diana's death] He didn't tell me that you were...still tied up in all that?

Joe Nast:
Really?

June Mulcahey:
No.

Joe Nast:
Well, you know, it was kind of a deal, the whole thing. The clean-up alone took days. You'd be amazed at what a mess a high-caliber weapon can make, an in a restaurant, all those little pieces of - all of - well anyway, let's just say it was pretty time-consuming. Then you got the whole burial to deal with. This whole coffin business - much more complicated than people think. Standard sizes? Dream on! Had to custom-fit the whole deal. Had a tailor come out, do her size right then and there. Do you know how hard it is to have a tailor come out to do house calls? And on a school night? I mean [laughs] this is pulling teeth, you know what I'm saying? And then, you know, of course you got the house to deal with, and that's a whole other ordeal, you know? Cause who wants her stuff around, right? I mean, that's a valuable room, why waste it? So, you slog through that and, yeah, next thing you know a couple of weeks have gone by and your thinking to yourself "Man oh man, am I still tied up with all this? Where did the time go?"

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Nast:
[at the post office] I think you have some mail here.

Bertie:
You think?

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mike Mulcahey:
Joe, what kind of man do you take me for? Prisoner of History?

Joe Nast:
Not on appearance?

Mike Mulcahey:
Mired in - in convention or...

Joe Nast:
Uh... I'm guessing "no"?

Mike Mulcahey:
Joe, we are brothers. I'm younger than you are. I'm a man of your time. What do we brother's lack?

Joe Nast:
So - uh, so many things?

Mike Mulcahey:
One thing!... one...time!

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bertie:
You think if you just run around fast enough, figure out what everyone wants, no one's gonna notice what a coward you are? Are you that scared? - You sleep in that house, eat their food... you act like everyday's just another Sunday...You think if you just keep it up, these people won't notice their daughter's missing?

Joe Nast:
What are we doing that's so different? - Lend a hand, Bertie! There's not a body in that bar that thinks Cal McGinnis is ever coming home! [pause] You think I don't know that you're never gonna make room in your life for someone who want's to know you better than 60 lousy percent?

Joe Nast:
It's the last 40 that counts!

Bertie:
[whispers] Where'd you go, Joe?

[Bertie walks out, slamming door behind her]

Joe Nast:
I'm... right here.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bertie:
So, did you come back for that drink?

Joe Nast:
[chuckles] No, the dancing, actually.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

June Mulcahey:
Must keep you very busy. You must value your free time.

Joe Nast:
Free time?

June Mulcahey:
You know- going out, recreation.

Joe Nast:
I - uh, not of late, no.

June Mulcahey:
No?

Joe Nast:
Yeah. Lately I've been a little, preoccupied.

June Mulcahey:
[smiling] Oh, I see. Other interests.

Joe Nast:
My fiance's death.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jo Jo Floss:
I'm doing an accounting, the real her, the Diana facts. [reading from a piece of paper] "Number 92- laughed like a pig. Full-throated, nasal snorts". Huh? I mean, this is the stuff! Fuck the perfume, give me the warts! [pause] You.

Joe Nast:
[chuckles] Ew. Those really ratty sandals she always loved to wear. They always made this incredible farting sound everytime she moved.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bertie:
So, commercial real-estate?

Joe Nast:
Commercial real-estate.

Bertie:
What the hell does that mean?

Joe Nast:
[laughing] I have no idea.

Bertie:
And this is what you want to do?

Joe Nast:
Not really.

Bertie:
Oh, and what do you want to do?

Joe Nast:
I want to figure out what I want to do.

Bertie:
So you're kind of in "Escrow" at the moment?... real-estate term.

Joe Nast:
Yeah, I recognized that one.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rose:
No. I think the house is empty. I can't invite you in because I'm married and because I know who I am. You're shivering.

Perry:
I'm a little cold.

Rose:
You're a little boy and you like to be bad.

Perry:
We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives.

Rose:
I'm too old for you.

Perry:
I'm too old for me. That's my predicament.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rose:
Why do men chase women?

Johnny:
Well, there's a Bible story... God... God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a big hole there, where there used to be something. And the women have that. Now maybe, just maybe, a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.

Rose:
[frustrated] But why would a man need more than one woman?

Johnny:
I don't know. Maybe because he fears death.

[Rose looks up, eyes wide, suspicions confirmed]

Rose:
That's it! That's the reason!

Johnny:
I don't know...

Rose:
No! That's it! Thank you! Thank you for answering my question!

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Loretta:
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two weeks since my last confession.

Priest:
What sins have you to confess?

Loretta:
Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident.

Priest:
Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?

Loretta:
You mean the one where I once slept with the brother of my fiancee?

Priest:
That's a pretty big sin.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ronny:
I love you.

Loretta:
[slaps him twice] Snap out of it! Note: the bolded portion ranked #96 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ronny:
And what do you know? OK. You tell me my life? I'll tell you yours. I'm a wolf? You run to the wolf in me, that don't make you no lamb! You're gonna marry my brother? Why you wanna sell your life short? Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. I mean, you waited for the right man the first time. Why didn't you wait for the right man again?

Loretta:
He didn't come!

Ronny:
I'm here!

Loretta:
You're late! You know, we had a deal. You told me if I came with you to the Opera, then, then you'd leave me alone forever. And I came with you. Now I'm gonna marry your brother and you're gonna leave me alone forever, right? A person can see where they've messed up in their life, and they can change the way they do things, and they can even change their Luck. So maybe, maybe my nature does draw me to you, that don't mean I have to go with it. I can take hold of myself and I can say yes to some things and no to other things that are gonna ruin everything! I can do that. Otherwise, you know, what, what good is this stupid life that God gave us, I mean, for what? Are you listening to me?

Ronny:
Yeah. Everything seems like nothing to me now against I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The Past and the Future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothin'. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me...Come upstairs. I don't care why you come. No, that's not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not, not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything! It breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We, we aren't here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect, stars are perfect. Not us! Not US! We are here to ruin ourselves and, and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and, and die! I mean that the storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and, and get in my bed. Come on, come on, come on.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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