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Bertie:
You think if you just run around fast enough, figure out what everyone wants, no one's gonna notice what a coward you are? Are you that scared? - You sleep in that house, eat their food... you act like everyday's just another Sunday...You think if you just keep it up, these people won't notice their daughter's missing?

Joe Nast:
What are we doing that's so different? - Lend a hand, Bertie! There's not a body in that bar that thinks Cal McGinnis is ever coming home! [pause] You think I don't know that you're never gonna make room in your life for someone who want's to know you better than 60 lousy percent?

Joe Nast:
It's the last 40 that counts!

Bertie:
[whispers] Where'd you go, Joe?

[Bertie walks out, slamming door behind her]

Joe Nast:
I'm... right here.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

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Bertie:
So, did you come back for that drink?

Joe Nast:
[chuckles] No, the dancing, actually.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

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June Mulcahey:
Must keep you very busy. You must value your free time.

Joe Nast:
Free time?

June Mulcahey:
You know- going out, recreation.

Joe Nast:
I - uh, not of late, no.

June Mulcahey:
No?

Joe Nast:
Yeah. Lately I've been a little, preoccupied.

June Mulcahey:
[smiling] Oh, I see. Other interests.

Joe Nast:
My fiance's death.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

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Jo Jo Floss:
I'm doing an accounting, the real her, the Diana facts. [reading from a piece of paper] "Number 92- laughed like a pig. Full-throated, nasal snorts". Huh? I mean, this is the stuff! Fuck the perfume, give me the warts! [pause] You.

Joe Nast:
[chuckles] Ew. Those really ratty sandals she always loved to wear. They always made this incredible farting sound everytime she moved.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

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Bertie:
So, commercial real-estate?

Joe Nast:
Commercial real-estate.

Bertie:
What the hell does that mean?

Joe Nast:
[laughing] I have no idea.

Bertie:
And this is what you want to do?

Joe Nast:
Not really.

Bertie:
Oh, and what do you want to do?

Joe Nast:
I want to figure out what I want to do.

Bertie:
So you're kind of in "Escrow" at the moment?... real-estate term.

Joe Nast:
Yeah, I recognized that one.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

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Rose:
No. I think the house is empty. I can't invite you in because I'm married and because I know who I am. You're shivering.

Perry:
I'm a little cold.

Rose:
You're a little boy and you like to be bad.

Perry:
We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives.

Rose:
I'm too old for you.

Perry:
I'm too old for me. That's my predicament.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

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Rose:
Why do men chase women?

Johnny:
Well, there's a Bible story... God... God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a big hole there, where there used to be something. And the women have that. Now maybe, just maybe, a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.

Rose:
[frustrated] But why would a man need more than one woman?

Johnny:
I don't know. Maybe because he fears death.

[Rose looks up, eyes wide, suspicions confirmed]

Rose:
That's it! That's the reason!

Johnny:
I don't know...

Rose:
No! That's it! Thank you! Thank you for answering my question!

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

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Loretta:
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two weeks since my last confession.

Priest:
What sins have you to confess?

Loretta:
Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident.

Priest:
Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?

Loretta:
You mean the one where I once slept with the brother of my fiancee?

Priest:
That's a pretty big sin.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

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Ronny:
I love you.

Loretta:
[slaps him twice] Snap out of it! Note: the bolded portion ranked #96 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

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Ronny:
And what do you know? OK. You tell me my life? I'll tell you yours. I'm a wolf? You run to the wolf in me, that don't make you no lamb! You're gonna marry my brother? Why you wanna sell your life short? Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. I mean, you waited for the right man the first time. Why didn't you wait for the right man again?

Loretta:
He didn't come!

Ronny:
I'm here!

Loretta:
You're late! You know, we had a deal. You told me if I came with you to the Opera, then, then you'd leave me alone forever. And I came with you. Now I'm gonna marry your brother and you're gonna leave me alone forever, right? A person can see where they've messed up in their life, and they can change the way they do things, and they can even change their Luck. So maybe, maybe my nature does draw me to you, that don't mean I have to go with it. I can take hold of myself and I can say yes to some things and no to other things that are gonna ruin everything! I can do that. Otherwise, you know, what, what good is this stupid life that God gave us, I mean, for what? Are you listening to me?

Ronny:
Yeah. Everything seems like nothing to me now against I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The Past and the Future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothin'. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me...Come upstairs. I don't care why you come. No, that's not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not, not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything! It breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We, we aren't here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect, stars are perfect. Not us! Not US! We are here to ruin ourselves and, and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and, and die! I mean that the storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and, and get in my bed. Come on, come on, come on.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

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[As Satine is being carried to her dressing room, having passed out.]

Nini:
Looks like the Duke won't be getting his money's worth tonight.

Dancer:
Don't be unkind, Nini!

[They both giggle]

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zidler:
SHE'S CONFESSING!

The Duke:
Confessing?! What kind of imbecile do you take me for, Zidler?!

Zidler:
She suddenly had a terrible desire...to go to a priest and...confess her sins.

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zidler:
I AM THE EVIL MAHARAJAH! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE!

Satine:
Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!

Zidler:
No one's going to.

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

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Toulouse-Lautrec:
Things aren’t always the way they seem.

Christian:
Things are exactly the way they seem.

Toulouse-Lautrec:
Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know what love is, only because I long for it with every fiber of my being. She loves you, I know it, I know she loves you.

Christian:
Go away, Toulouse. Leave me alone. [Toulouse-Lautrec cringes but does not leave] Go. Away. [Toulouse-Lautrec still looks at Christian] GO AWAY!!!!!!!! [wordlessly, Toulouse-Lautrec leaves]

Christian:
[narrating] I wanted to shut out what Toulouse had said, but he had filled me with doubt and there was only one way to be sure. I had to know. So I returned to the Moulin Rouge one last time. [Christian enters the Moulin Rouge and the show begins]

Zidler:
SHEEEEEEEEEEE'S MINE!

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

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Zidler:
[as the evil Maharajah waiting for the Courtesan] Open the door!

Christian:
[as the penniless sitar player pleading to the Courtesan] TELL ME YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

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[Tom corners Jerry and then consults his book for advice - A CORNERED MOUSE NEVER FIGHTS. Tom uses this knowledge to attack... they both start a huge fight, and Tom gets moderately thrashed and bruised by Jerry]

Tom:
[to the audience; said very slow] Don't you believe it!

Mouse Trouble  Movie Quote

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[repeated line]

Wind-up Female Mouse:
Come up and see me sometime.

Mouse Trouble  Movie Quote

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[At the funeral of Rudolf Smuntz, his sons Lars and Ernie are bickering as they help carry his coffin out of the church.]

Lars:
Hold your end up higher. You're not holding it.

Ernie:
I am too.

Lars:
You are not.

Ernie:
Don't worry about me. Say, isn't that suit charcoal?

Lars:
No.

Ernie:
Looks charcoal gray to me, some gray polyester blend. You'd think you could find a black suit for your own father's funeral.

Lars:
It's black.

Ernie:
No, I'm sure it's gray.

Lars:
It's black!

Ernie:
Gray!

Lars:
Black!

Ernie:
Gray!

Lars:
Black!

Ernie:
Fine, it's black. It's the grayest black I've ever seen.

Lars:
It doesn't matter what color it is! [Lars's handle breaks off, causing everybody else to drop the coffin down the steps] I'm sorry, pop. I'm sorry! [the coffin smashes into the hearse, sending Rudolf's corpse flipping into the air and headfirst down an open manhole, The opening credits starts - "DreamWorks Pictures Presents"]

Lars:
Quick! Get him out of there!

Sewer worker:
He's halfway to the harbor by now, bub.

Ernie:
Oh, well.

Mousehunt  Movie Quote

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[The Lawyer is reading the last will of Rudolf Smuntz to Ernie and Lars.] I leave you not just a model factory... but something infinitely more valuable. The future of string... itself. [Ernie opens the blade of the window and sees the factory is causing chaos, The opening credits end - "Directed by Gore Verbinski"] And thus, it is my dying wish that my two sons run Smuntz String together.

Ernie:
Great! Let's put a "For Sale" sign on the lawn and see what we can turn up.

Lars:
We're not supposed to sell it, Ernie. We're supposed to run it, together.

Ernie:
Either way, this godforsaken museum piece is not worth a dime, now is it, Lars?

Lars:
Some things are more important than money, Ernie.

[Ernie, to the Lawyer] Notice how it's always the financially-challenged who says that?

Mousehunt  Movie Quote

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[In Rudolf Smuntz' flashback]

Rudolf:
My sons...

[Lars whispers] Ernie. Ernie!

[Ernie is reading a magazine] Yeah, just a sec.

Rudolf:
I want you...to have...something. My most prized possession. [He holds a string]

[Lars sighs] Oh, it's a piece of st-string.

Rudolf:
Not just any string. The string. I found it my first day in America.

Ernie:
What's with the string?

Rudolf:
I've had it in my pocket for 60 years. Here! [He gives the string to Ernie and Lars] I want you two to share it. Maybe it'll bring you closer together. You haven't talked much lately.

Ernie:
Yeah. [He starts to tug on it]

Rudolf:
Ach! What are you doing?

Ernie:
I'm breaking it in half.

Rudolf:
No!

Ernie:
No?

Rudolf:
I want you to share it. Forever.

Ernie:
Sure, Pop, sure. You carry it the first 50 years, I'll take it the next.

Lars:
Sure.

Ernie:
And turn up the morphine drip a little.

Rudolf:
I heard that. [Ernie goes back to reading the magazine] Promise me... that you will never sell... Smuntz String... to one of those big conglomerates. Keep it between you. Brothers. Family. Promise.

Lars:
I promise, Pop. [back in the present] I promise.

Mousehunt  Movie Quote

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Ernie:
When I'm in the kitchen, I cook. I can't control every single thing that goes on in there.

Lars:
You know, it really isn't fair for everybody to blame you. You didn't do anything wrong.

Ernie:
Yes, but society always needs someone to persecute. A scapegoat, someone to demonize. The same thing happened to Galileo.

Lars:
Really? That's unbelievable. With a cockroach, and everything?

Ernie:
No. The point is, I put everything I had into that restaurant. It was my livelihood, and my home. In one fatal bite, it was all taken away from me. If only we could sell the factory.

Lars:
I'd let you stay with me, you know, but, uh, April threw me out.

Ernie:
Oh, that's too bad.

Lars:
Yeah, well, don't worry about me, though, Ernie. This is temporary. April's been like this since high school. She'll be back. I...

Ernie:
Well, would you look at that? Sleeping in the street. Pitiful.

Homeless Man:
If I had a house, I'd sleep in it!

Mousehunt  Movie Quote

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[Lars, after Ernie insults their late father] Wow, did you feel that?

Ernie:
What?

Lars:
I got a chill. You should never talk about Pop like that.

Ernie:
Really? What's this do for you? [He shouts] Thanks for nothing, you string-sucking old loon!

Lars:
He didn't mean it, Pop.

Mousehunt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alexander Falko:
LeRue. I have his books, I have his letters. You see the shoes?

[Ernie & Lars glance down at his shoes] LeRue's?

Alexander Falko:
No, but I'm sure he would have loved them.

Mousehunt  Movie Quote

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[Lars stares at Ernie's triggered-but-empty mousetrap] I don't believe it. He snapped the trap, ate the olive, and left the pit just to mock us!

Ernie:
I think you're giving him a little too much credit. Mice don't mock. They don't have a sense of humor or irony. He's not sitting in his hole in a smoking jacket sipping cognac, and giggling to himself, "I left the pit!" The trap snapped itself, the olive flew off and he ate it. [He starts pouring the cereal he had gotten] It's just that simple. But now that he knows we're here, he won't come within a mile of us. I don't think we'll be seeing any more of that... [the mouse suddenly falls out of the cereal box] Mouse!

Mousehunt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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