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Toula:
I woke up with this huge zit this morning.

Ian:
Where?

Toula:
[points to spot on face] There.

Ian:
I had a huge zit this morning!

Toula:
Really? Where?

Ian:
[points to his face] Well, it was there, but it's gone now.

Toula:
Why?

Ian:
I put some Windex on it.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Toula:
[voiceover] Sometimes, I am afraid that it didn't happen. I'm scared that I'll wake up and still be buttering garlic bread, waiting for my life to start. But it did happen, it did! And I figured out some stuff. My family is big and loud, but they're my family. We fight and we laugh, and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And wherever I go, whatever I do, they will always be there. [scene change to Toula, Ian, and their young daughter in the present day] So, Ian and I moved into the house my parents bought us, a minute later I was pregnant, and six years later it was our daughter's turn to go to Greek School.

Daughter:
But Mom, I wanna go to Brownies.

Toula:
I know, I know, but I promise you this, you can marry whoever you want!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lisa:
What?

Vinny:
Nothin’, you stick out like a sore thumb around here.

Lisa:
Me? What about you?

Vinny:
I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearin’ cowboy boots.

Lisa:
Oh, yeah, you blend.

My Cousin Vinny  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Jo Jo is throwing self help books into a fire]

Ben Floss:
Those were gifts.

Jo Jo Floss:
"Grieving for Grownups"?

Ben Floss:
They're supposed to be helpful.

Jo Jo Floss:
Please. THIS is helpful.

[Throws another book into the fire]

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bertie and Joe start slow dancing to the Rolling Stones' "Moonlight Mile"]

Joe Nast:
What did I do?

Bertie:
You played my song.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

June Mulcahey:
[referring to Diana's death] He didn't tell me that you were...still tied up in all that?

Joe Nast:
Really?

June Mulcahey:
No.

Joe Nast:
Well, you know, it was kind of a deal, the whole thing. The clean-up alone took days. You'd be amazed at what a mess a high-caliber weapon can make, an in a restaurant, all those little pieces of - all of - well anyway, let's just say it was pretty time-consuming. Then you got the whole burial to deal with. This whole coffin business - much more complicated than people think. Standard sizes? Dream on! Had to custom-fit the whole deal. Had a tailor come out, do her size right then and there. Do you know how hard it is to have a tailor come out to do house calls? And on a school night? I mean [laughs] this is pulling teeth, you know what I'm saying? And then, you know, of course you got the house to deal with, and that's a whole other ordeal, you know? Cause who wants her stuff around, right? I mean, that's a valuable room, why waste it? So, you slog through that and, yeah, next thing you know a couple of weeks have gone by and your thinking to yourself "Man oh man, am I still tied up with all this? Where did the time go?"

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Nast:
[at the post office] I think you have some mail here.

Bertie:
You think?

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mike Mulcahey:
Joe, what kind of man do you take me for? Prisoner of History?

Joe Nast:
Not on appearance?

Mike Mulcahey:
Mired in - in convention or...

Joe Nast:
Uh... I'm guessing "no"?

Mike Mulcahey:
Joe, we are brothers. I'm younger than you are. I'm a man of your time. What do we brother's lack?

Joe Nast:
So - uh, so many things?

Mike Mulcahey:
One thing!... one...time!

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bertie:
You think if you just run around fast enough, figure out what everyone wants, no one's gonna notice what a coward you are? Are you that scared? - You sleep in that house, eat their food... you act like everyday's just another Sunday...You think if you just keep it up, these people won't notice their daughter's missing?

Joe Nast:
What are we doing that's so different? - Lend a hand, Bertie! There's not a body in that bar that thinks Cal McGinnis is ever coming home! [pause] You think I don't know that you're never gonna make room in your life for someone who want's to know you better than 60 lousy percent?

Joe Nast:
It's the last 40 that counts!

Bertie:
[whispers] Where'd you go, Joe?

[Bertie walks out, slamming door behind her]

Joe Nast:
I'm... right here.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bertie:
So, did you come back for that drink?

Joe Nast:
[chuckles] No, the dancing, actually.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

June Mulcahey:
Must keep you very busy. You must value your free time.

Joe Nast:
Free time?

June Mulcahey:
You know- going out, recreation.

Joe Nast:
I - uh, not of late, no.

June Mulcahey:
No?

Joe Nast:
Yeah. Lately I've been a little, preoccupied.

June Mulcahey:
[smiling] Oh, I see. Other interests.

Joe Nast:
My fiance's death.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jo Jo Floss:
I'm doing an accounting, the real her, the Diana facts. [reading from a piece of paper] "Number 92- laughed like a pig. Full-throated, nasal snorts". Huh? I mean, this is the stuff! Fuck the perfume, give me the warts! [pause] You.

Joe Nast:
[chuckles] Ew. Those really ratty sandals she always loved to wear. They always made this incredible farting sound everytime she moved.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bertie:
So, commercial real-estate?

Joe Nast:
Commercial real-estate.

Bertie:
What the hell does that mean?

Joe Nast:
[laughing] I have no idea.

Bertie:
And this is what you want to do?

Joe Nast:
Not really.

Bertie:
Oh, and what do you want to do?

Joe Nast:
I want to figure out what I want to do.

Bertie:
So you're kind of in "Escrow" at the moment?... real-estate term.

Joe Nast:
Yeah, I recognized that one.

Moonlight Mile  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rose:
No. I think the house is empty. I can't invite you in because I'm married and because I know who I am. You're shivering.

Perry:
I'm a little cold.

Rose:
You're a little boy and you like to be bad.

Perry:
We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives.

Rose:
I'm too old for you.

Perry:
I'm too old for me. That's my predicament.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rose:
Why do men chase women?

Johnny:
Well, there's a Bible story... God... God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a big hole there, where there used to be something. And the women have that. Now maybe, just maybe, a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.

Rose:
[frustrated] But why would a man need more than one woman?

Johnny:
I don't know. Maybe because he fears death.

[Rose looks up, eyes wide, suspicions confirmed]

Rose:
That's it! That's the reason!

Johnny:
I don't know...

Rose:
No! That's it! Thank you! Thank you for answering my question!

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Loretta:
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two weeks since my last confession.

Priest:
What sins have you to confess?

Loretta:
Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident.

Priest:
Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?

Loretta:
You mean the one where I once slept with the brother of my fiancee?

Priest:
That's a pretty big sin.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ronny:
I love you.

Loretta:
[slaps him twice] Snap out of it! Note: the bolded portion ranked #96 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ronny:
And what do you know? OK. You tell me my life? I'll tell you yours. I'm a wolf? You run to the wolf in me, that don't make you no lamb! You're gonna marry my brother? Why you wanna sell your life short? Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. I mean, you waited for the right man the first time. Why didn't you wait for the right man again?

Loretta:
He didn't come!

Ronny:
I'm here!

Loretta:
You're late! You know, we had a deal. You told me if I came with you to the Opera, then, then you'd leave me alone forever. And I came with you. Now I'm gonna marry your brother and you're gonna leave me alone forever, right? A person can see where they've messed up in their life, and they can change the way they do things, and they can even change their Luck. So maybe, maybe my nature does draw me to you, that don't mean I have to go with it. I can take hold of myself and I can say yes to some things and no to other things that are gonna ruin everything! I can do that. Otherwise, you know, what, what good is this stupid life that God gave us, I mean, for what? Are you listening to me?

Ronny:
Yeah. Everything seems like nothing to me now against I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The Past and the Future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothin'. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me...Come upstairs. I don't care why you come. No, that's not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not, not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything! It breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We, we aren't here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect, stars are perfect. Not us! Not US! We are here to ruin ourselves and, and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and, and die! I mean that the storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and, and get in my bed. Come on, come on, come on.

Moonstruck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[As Satine is being carried to her dressing room, having passed out.]

Nini:
Looks like the Duke won't be getting his money's worth tonight.

Dancer:
Don't be unkind, Nini!

[They both giggle]

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zidler:
SHE'S CONFESSING!

The Duke:
Confessing?! What kind of imbecile do you take me for, Zidler?!

Zidler:
She suddenly had a terrible desire...to go to a priest and...confess her sins.

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zidler:
I AM THE EVIL MAHARAJAH! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE!

Satine:
Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!

Zidler:
No one's going to.

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Toulouse-Lautrec:
Things aren’t always the way they seem.

Christian:
Things are exactly the way they seem.

Toulouse-Lautrec:
Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know what love is, only because I long for it with every fiber of my being. She loves you, I know it, I know she loves you.

Christian:
Go away, Toulouse. Leave me alone. [Toulouse-Lautrec cringes but does not leave] Go. Away. [Toulouse-Lautrec still looks at Christian] GO AWAY!!!!!!!! [wordlessly, Toulouse-Lautrec leaves]

Christian:
[narrating] I wanted to shut out what Toulouse had said, but he had filled me with doubt and there was only one way to be sure. I had to know. So I returned to the Moulin Rouge one last time. [Christian enters the Moulin Rouge and the show begins]

Zidler:
SHEEEEEEEEEEE'S MINE!

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zidler:
[as the evil Maharajah waiting for the Courtesan] Open the door!

Christian:
[as the penniless sitar player pleading to the Courtesan] TELL ME YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moulin Rouge!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Tom corners Jerry and then consults his book for advice - A CORNERED MOUSE NEVER FIGHTS. Tom uses this knowledge to attack... they both start a huge fight, and Tom gets moderately thrashed and bruised by Jerry]

Tom:
[to the audience; said very slow] Don't you believe it!

Mouse Trouble  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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