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Cady:
[voice-over] I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Regina. And the other 20 percent of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. [out loud] She's not even that good-looking if you really look at her.

Janis:
I don't know. Now that's she's getting fatter, she's got pretty big jugs.

Cady:
[voice-over] I could hear people getting bored with me. But I couldn't stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit. [out loud] I have this theory that if you cut all her hair off, she'd look like a British man.

Janis:
Yeah, I know. You told me that one before.

Mean Girls  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and holding hands with Gretchen and Karen in her bedroom]

Karen:
Did he say why?

Regina:
[sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Oman.

Gretchen:
Who?

Regina:
He said some guy on the baseball team.

Karen:
Baseball team?

Regina:
I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.

Karen:
You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?

Regina:
I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid! [stomps off]

Gretchen:
Regina, wait! Talk to me! [goes after Regina]

Regina:
Nobody understands me.

Gretchen:
I understand you.

Cady:
You're not stupid, Karen.

Karen:
No. I am, actually. I'm failing almost everything.

Cady:
Well, there must be something you're good at.

Karen:
I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?

Cady:
No. That's OK. Anything else?

Karen:
I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.

Cady:
What do you mean?

Karen:
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain.

Cady:
Really? That's amazing.

Karen:
Well, they can tell when it's raining.

Mean Girls  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cady:
[after humiliating Regina] Regina, wait! I didn't mean for that to happen!

Regina:
To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!

Cady:
Regina, please! Regina, stop!

Regina:
[turns to Cady and walks toward her] No! Do you know what everyone says about you? They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak, who's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy— [gets hit by a bus]

Cady:
[voice-over] And that's how Regina George died. No, I'm totally kidding. But she did get hurt. Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around. But that's just a rumor. Some people swear they saw me push her in front of the bus. That was an even worse rumor.

Mean Girls  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[deleted scene; Cady is frowned upon]

Cady:
[voice-over] I couldn't apologize to Ms. Norbury without getting blamed for the whole burn book. And then, she said it. The worst thing you could hear from any adult.

Sharon Norbury:
[alarmed] Your parents have been eaten by cannibals!

Cady:
[voice-over] Okay, the second worst.

Sharon Norbury:
I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.

Mean Girls  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cady:
So are we still in a fight?

Janis:
Are you still an asshole?

Cady:
I don't think so.

Janis:
Well, then I guess we're OK.

Mean Girls  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny and Chiv's recruitment drive leads them to a very dangerous inmate]

Danny Meehan:
Hello Mr Monk. Can you play football?

Monk:
Aye.

Danny:
Good. Would you like to play with us?

Monk:
Nah.

Danny:
We're playing the guards.

Monk:
[pause] Aye, then I'm with you.

Chiv:
Sound.

Mean Machine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob Likely:
Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely. You join us live from the recreation field.

Bob Carter:
I'm Bob Carter, and thanks again to our esteemed governor...

[Both muffle the microphones with their hands]

Both:
[Whispering] Wanker.

Bob Carter:
...for providing the splendid facilities that are here today as part of his rehabilitation campaign.

Mean Machine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny Meehan is about to take a free kick in front of a wall - but shoots it at Mr Ratchett's private parts]

Bob Likely:
Ooh! Right in his carrots and onions!

Bob Carter:
No nookie for Mr Ratchett.

Bob Likely:
No nookie for Mrs Ratchett neither.

Mean Machine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Johnny Boy:
You too good for this ten dollars? It's a good ten dollars. You know Michael, you make me laugh. You see, I borrow money all over this neighborhood, left and right from everybody, I never pay them back. So, I can't borrow no money from nobody no more, right? So who would that leave me to borrow money from but you? I borrow money from you, because you're the only jerk-off around here who I can borrow money from without payin' back, right? You know, 'cause that's what you are, that's what I think of you: a jerk-off. You're a fucking jerk-off! You're laughing 'cause you're a jerk-off. I'll tell 'ya something else, [lights ten dollar bill on fire] I fuck you right where you breathe, because I don't give two shits about you or nobody else.

[Michael jumps at Johnny Boy and they both fight but Charlie breaks them up, Johnny Boy pulls out a gun]

Johnny Boy:
Come on... Come on... fuck face! Come on... 'ya motherfucker! Motherfucker!... come on! I got somethin' for 'ya asshole!

Michael Longo:
You don't- you don't have the guts to use that.

Johnny Boy:
Oh, I don't have the guts, huh? Come over here, I'll shove this up yer ass! Come on!

[Michael leaves]

Johnny Boy:
Hey asshole, this is for you asshole! He's a fucking asshole! [Laughs]

Mean Streets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Johnny Boy:
Hey, why don't you lower the jukebox, I can't hear nothin'.

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
Hey, the girls like the music loud.

Johnny Boy:
Girls. You call those skanks girls?

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
[to Charlie] Hey, what's a matter with this kid, huh?

Johnny Boy:
Hey, there ain't nothin' wrong with me my friend, I'm feelin' fine.

Charlie:
Keep your mouth shut.

Johnny Boy:
You tell me that in front of this asshole?

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
Alright, alright, we're not gonna pay. We're not paying.

Jimmy:
But why? Joey, we just said we were gonna have a drink.

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
[Joey interupts] We're not payin', because this guy, this guy's a fuckin' mook.

Jimmy:
But I didn't say nothin'.

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
And we don't pay mooks.

Jimmy:
Mook? I'm a mook?

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
Yeah

Jimmy:
What's a mook?

Johnny Boy:
A mook, what's a mook?

Tony DeVienazo:
I don't know...

Johnny Boy:
What's a mook?

Jimmy:
You can't call me a mook!

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
I can't?

Jimmy:
No...

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
[pause] I'll give you mook! [punches Jimmy in the face]

Mean Streets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Oscar:
Look Charlie, you're a good boy. Will you just tell your uncle that I have nothing. There is nothing to give him. No envelopes with cash inside, no checks, nothing.

Charlie:
That bad, huh?

Oscar:
I can't make this week's payment and if this keeps up not next week's either.

Charlie:
Not next week's either... listen... you tell that to Giovanni, not me.

Oscar:
Listen, I should wrap up this place in a ribbon and hand it to him, you know that. I don't need this aggravation. I'm getting old.

Charlie:
He'd rather have the loan paid, you know that.

Mean Streets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Giovanni Cappa:
This Johnny Boy is like your mister Groppi...a little crazy. It's nice you should help him out because of his family and our family but watch yourself...Don't spoil anything. His whole family has problems...his cousin, the girl who lives next door to you...

Charlie:
Teresa.

Giovanni Cappa:
...The one who's sick, right? In the head.

Charlie:
No, she's got epilepsy.

Giovanni Cappa:
Yeah. That's what I said, sick in the head.

Mean Streets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michael Longo:
[showing a picture of his new girlfriend] You think she's good-looking? She's smart, too. She's gonna be a teacher.

Tony DeVienazo:
Let me see that. Oh, I know this girl.

Michael Longo:
Yeah?

Tony DeVienazo:
Yeah...I saw her kissing a nigger under a bridge.

Michael Longo:
What? What do you mean?

Tony DeVienazo:
A nigger. As in black. A nigger.

Michael Longo:
But what do you mean?

Tony DeVienazo:
[rolls his eyes] I mean...kissing. Her lips on his lips. Kissing.

Michael Longo:
[worried] I kissed her.

Mean Streets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Giovanni Cappa:
I learned this from Charley Lucky during the World War II.

Charlie:
Oh? What did he do?

Giovanni Cappa:
What did he do? He was there, that's what he did.

Mean Streets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Interviewer:
These children are going to the most glamorous of all summer camps: Camp Mohawk. There's a two year waiting list and every child has to be voted in. On top of that it costs $1,000 a week to to go to Camp Mohawk. The question is, is it worth a $1,000 a week?

Tripper:
[walks over] It sure is. It's the best darn camp there is.

Interviewer:
Well, are you connected with Camp Mohawk?

Tripper:
Well, I think so. I'm the program director, Jerry Aldini.

Interviewer:
Well, how do you justify a $1,000 a week?

Tripper:
Well, we have some special programs. Uh, we're doing Shakespeare in the Round again this year, of course. Uh, our political round table, Henry Kissinger will appear. Yasser Arafat is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids. Just rap with them.

Interviewer That's amazing!

Tripper:
And the kids wanted animals. So this year, each camper will stalk and kill his own bear in our private wildlife preserve.

Interviewer:
Are you sure the children can, uh, can hack that?

Tripper:
We'll see. But, the real excitement, of course, is gonna come at the end of the summer, uh, during Sexual Awareness Week. We import 200 hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and $2,000 cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can and the winner, of course, is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

Interviewer That's incredible.

Tripper:
What'd you expect for $1,000 a week? Hey, you have a good summer too, huh?

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tripper:
Can I have some fries, please? [sees Rudy sitting in a diner both] Hey! Gerner. How's it goin'? This is the best damn food in the whole Two Pines area. Not surprised you found this place. I had you pegged for a gourmet first time I met you. You know, that's a smart move bringing a suitcase. You don't wanna be leaving a lot of valuable socks and underwear around camp where people can wrestle around in them when you're out on the town. [Waiter brings Tripper his French fries] Thank you. [to Rudy] You like ketchup?

Rudy:
I'm going away.

Tripper:
You goin' to Vegas? If you're going to Vegas, man, then I would be up for it cause I love that town. I'm a party guy, I love that town.

Rudy:
I don't think they want me around.

Tripper:
You talking about the soccer-heads back there? Well, that's life in the fast-paced, slam-bang, live-on-the-razor's-edge, laugh-in-the-face-of-death world of junior league soccer.

Rudy:
I'm serious, I've never played the game before! I tried to tell them.

Tripper:
What? You tried to tell... and they... Who was it? I'll get 'em. I'll get 'em with this Swiss army knife. The Swiss trained me to kill and I will do it; I will grab these guys by the neck, take the toothpick and stick it right in between their teeth! And then I'll slap them around the head a couple of times. They'll go out for just a couple of seconds, they'll be unconscious and what I'll do then, I'll go for the corkscrew. And I'll grap 'em and I will take that corkscrew and I will stick it right into the voicebox. I will twist that mofo, I will twist it, rip it out and he'll talk like this for the rest of his life!

Rudy:
I don't wanna hurt anyone. I just want them to like me.

Tripper:
Why? You make one good friend a summer and you're doing pretty well. Look, if you have trouble, come to me, tell me, and I'll help you.

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tripper:
Okay, the zone's not working. They're a little bit too good to cover man-to-man, and we can't shoot for shit.

Crockett:
What kind of talk's that for a coach?

Tripper:
I'm not gonna lie. There's no way we're gonna beat this team.

Wheels:
What are we gonna do, Trip?

Tripper:
We're gonna lose.

Wheels:
What?

Tripper:
But we can lose with some self-respect.

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tripper:
[while dancing together] Is that a bra you're wearing or are you expecting an assassination attempt?

Roxanne:
Are those Clorets in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Tripper:
Okay. We're even. Three years of this, I don't think I have many lines left. Frankly, Roxanne, I'm frightened.

Roxanne:
Oh, don't go human on me now, Trip.

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rudy:
I saw you dancing with Roxanne.

Tripper:
Oh yeah? Well, she sorta cornered me and there was nothing I could do without embarrassing her.

Rudy:
Do you like her?

Tripper:
Well, I feel sorry for her. You know she's got a glass eye. And, uh, I'm one of the few people who knows exactly which eye to look at when they're talking to her, so she's sort of fixated on me.

Rudy:
Well, I like her.

Tripper:
Well you're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed. Uh, I have to go on this overnight. I'm takin' the C.I.T.s on an overnight for the next couple days so you're gonna have to do your own training, son. I want you to run two miles today and two and a half tomorrow.

Rudy:
I've never run that far.

Tripper:
Neither have I, but somebody's gotta do it. I can't be expected to do it. Somebody's gotta do it, and it can't be me! Because I'm too busy. I've responsibilities. I'm the entertainment director for the overnight. [holds up a bottle of wine]

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tripper:
It's a weird moon. Moon kills, you know. It feeds off the earth. On a night like this, one of us could get up in the middle of the night, grab an axe and cut someone's head off. [Fink laughs and howls] I remember a night like this a few years ago. A guy and a girl went out driving, it was one of their first dates, started out kind of casual, but they ended up deciding to go park. Not too far from here, as a matter of fact. Well, they were going at it, listening to the radio. All of the sudden a news bulletin broke, "Dangerous lunatic has escaped from the hospital for the criminally insane at Two Pines."

A.L.:
Oh, come on, Trip.

Tripper:
They described him as a monster, six and a half feet tall, two-hundred and sixty pounds, with one horrible distinguishing feature: a sharpened-stainless steel hook... where his right hand used to be. That was enough for the guy. He slammed the car into gear, floored it, bounced off a tree, didn't stop until they got to the girl's house. Got out of his side, walked around to hers. There, hanging in the door, covered with blood... was a stainless-steel hook. The strangest part is that after all these years, after the biggest man hunt in Two Pines history, they never found the killer! Some people say he's still out here in the woods waiting for the chance to kill again. And I say... I say they're right! [reveals a fake hook on his right hand, scaring everyone, and chases Roxanne into the forest, followed by everyone laughing]

Larry:
Hey, my dinner!

Wheels:
Isn't that a bullshit story?

Jackie:
No, it's true. I heard it before.

Wendy:
Yeah.

Jackie:
Only I heard it was on a beach.

Wendy:
Yeah.

Hardware:
No, I heard it happened at a park.

Spaz:
Oh, I heard it, but the guy was missing a foot.

Larry:
How could the guy have a hook on his foot?!

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Morty:
Hey, gang, come on! Look it, just `cause we're losing doesn't mean it's all over.

Phil:
Cut the crap, Morty. I mean, the Mohawks have beaten us the last twelve years, they're gonna beat us again.

Tripper:
That's just the attitude we don't need. Sure, Mohawk has beaten us twelve years in a row. Sure, they're terrific athletes. They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse, not masseur, masseuse. But it doesn't matter. Do you know that every Mohawk competitor has an electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany, and the newest Olympic power Trinidad-Tobago? But it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER. I tell you, IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

The group:
IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...

Tripper:
And even, and even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days. Even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field. Even if every man, woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter, because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk 'cause they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

The group:
IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...

Meatballs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Parrish:
Hello? Is anyone here? [Louder] I said is anyone here?

Death:
[Bill's voice] Quiet down

William Parrish:
Where are you?

Death:
I'm here

William Parrish:
What is this a joke, right? Some kind of elaborate practical joke? Heh, at my fortieth reunion we delivered a casket to the class presidents hotel room and uh--

Death:
Quiet

William Parrish:
[Backing out of library]

Death:
Where are you going, Bill?

William Parrish:
I uh...

Death:
The great Bill Parrish at a loss of words? The man from whose lips fall "rapture" and "passion" and "obsession"? All those admonitions about being "deliriously happy, that there is no sense in living your life without" all the sparks and energy you give off, the rosy advice you dispense in round pear shaped tones.

William Parrish:
What the hell is this? [Creaking, a shape appears in faded window] Who are you?

Death:
Just think of millenniums, multiplied by eons, compounded by time without end. I've been around that long. But it's only recently your affairs here have piqued my interest. Call it boredom. The natural curiosity of me, the most lasting and significant element in existence has come to see you.

William Parrish:
About what?

Death:
I want to have a look around before I take you.

William Parrish:
Take me where?

Death:
It requires competence wisdom and experience, all those things they say about you in testimonials. And you’re the one.

William Parrish:
The one to do what?

Death:
Show me around, be my guide. And in return you get...

William Parrish:
I get what?

Death:
Time. Minutes, days, weeks, let's not get encumbered by detail, what matters is that I stay interested. [Pause] Yes...

William Parrish:
'Yes' what?

Death:
'Yes' is the answer to your question.

William Parrish:
What question?

Death:
Oh Bill, come on. The question. The question you've been asking yourself with increased regularity, at odd moments, panting through the extra game of handball, when you ran for the plane in Delhi, when you sat up in bed last night and hit the floor in the office this morning. The question that is in the back of your throat, choking the blood to your brain, ringing in your ears over and over as you put it to yourself.

William Parrish:
'The question'...

Death:
Yes Bill. The question. [Moves from behind the glass into shadowy area] The question.

William Parrish:
...'Am I going to die?'

Joe Black:
[Steps out of the shadows, appearing as Joe Black for the first time] Yes.

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Black:
I want to be friends.

Susan Parrish:
I have many friends.

Joe Black:
I have none.

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William Parrish:
[Walking along a crowded sidewalk] You know, I got to thinking. With you here and seemingly occupied, how's your work going, I mean, elsewhere?

Joe Black:
While you were shaving this morning, you weren't just shaving.

William Parrish:
What do you mean?

Joe Black:
You were hatching ideas, making plans, arriving at decisions, right?

William Parrish:
Yeah, I guess so

Joe Black:
So you get the concept. While part of you is doing one thing, another part of you is doing another, perhaps even attending to the problems of your work. Correct?

William Parrish:
Of course

Joe Black:
So you understand the idea. Congratulations, Bill. Now multiply that by infinity, take that to the depth of forever, and you still will barely have a glimpse of what I'm talking about. [Bill stops, Joe keeps walking, Bill takes Joes arm and stops him from getting hit by a car...again]

Meet Joe Black  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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