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Leonidas: I'm sorry, but we cannot use you. Paris Hilton: Ah! Ah! No-o! It's not fair! Mom! You'll be sorry! You're making a terrible mistake! [throws her armor in the air] I'm not as stupid as I look! – Meet the Spartans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Britney Spears: [while falling into the Pit of Death] K-Fed! Come back to me! Please! I'll let ya! I'll let ya under my skirt! – Meet the Spartans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paris Hilton: [talking on the phone] Hello? Oh, hey Nicole. Nothing, just some guys with swords... not their actual swords. Ugh, you're gross. Yeah, I'm hungry. Did you eat? Oh, you ate an almond? Yeah, you are done eating for the day. Okay, then let's go to Pinkberry. Bye, sexy. – Meet the Spartans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leonidas' Grandmother: Come on, you little shit! Come on! You can't beat me! You're never gonna be a Spartan! Never! Young Leonidas: Take this, Granny! [punches his grandmother in the face, causing her dentures to fall out] – Meet the Spartans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Brittney Spears: (singing and shaving head) Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Uh-Huh. Yeah. (talking) I don't know why y'all have to always get on my back for everything. I'm a responsible adult. Look at me-I'm booby-feeding my baby. Sometimes I like to give him fried milk. I call 'em milk poppers. It's just like breast milk, but it's fried. And you just pop 'em in your mouth. He loves 'em. Don't you, baby! (singing) Goo-goo. Gah-gah. Gah-gah, gah-gah-gah-gah. (raspy panting in baby's face) (talking) I'm a smart shopper. I got this entire outfit in an alleyway from a Mexico woman. (singing) Bargain...Shopping...Yeah. (talking) Why do y'all think I'm messed up? Shit! Do I look crazy to you? (sighs and spreads legs) – Meet the Spartans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxanne Ritchi: Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown, where we're here to honor a beautiful man - Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years, he's been watching us with his super-vision, saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum. [gestures to Hal to stop filming] Hal: Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on-air, that's un-freaking-believable. It's crazy. Roxanne "Roxie" Ritchi: I wrote that piece myself, Hal. Hal: What I was trying to say was… I can't believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news. Ritchi: Nice save, Hal. Hal: What are we? Like, let's just get a coffee or something. Roxanne "Roxie" Ritchi: Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man Day spirit. Hal: Well, if I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time. That's the first thing. Roxanne: That’s sweet, Hal. Hal: And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby… Roxie Ritchi: Mmm. Hal: Okay, that sounded a little weird. Roxie: A little bit. Yeah. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Megamind: Metrocity, Minion. It's all mine. If my parents could see me now… Minion: Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Minion: "Create a hero"? W-wait, what? Why would you do that? Megamind: So I have someone to fight! Minion, I'm a villain without a hero. A yin with no yang, a bullfighter with no bull to fight! In other words, I have no purpose. Go on, ask me how I'm going to do it. Go on, ask! Minion: [sighs] How are you gonna do it…? Megamind: [laughs and throws the do(ugh)nuts in the air] I'm going to give somehow, I don't know yet, Metro Man's powers. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Megamind: What on earth is that? Minion: It seems to be emanating from there, sir. [points to Megamind's pants] Megamind: [pulls out the cell phone from his back pocket and answers it] Ollo... Minion: It's "hello". Megamind: Oh. [speaking into the cell phone] Hello? [whispers to Minion] Like that? [Minion gives him a thumbs up] Roxie: Bernard, it's Roxanne. Megamind: [whispering to Minion] It's Roxanne! Roxie: I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day. Megamind: Oh! You inspired me too. Roxie: Great. It's time we stood up to Megamind and show him he can't push us around. Megamind: Oh! Oh, really? [whispers to Minion] She's so cute! Roxie: I'm already hot on his trail. Megamind: Uh-huh, and what gives you that idea? Minion: Uh, sir...? Roxie: I just found his secret hideout! [appears on the security TV screens] Megamind: [shouting] How did she find my hideout?! [back onto the cell phone] Uh… how did you find his hideout? Roxie: This is the only building in Metro City with a fake observatory on the roof. [Pause] Megamind: Okay. [to Minion] Yhere's no way she'll find the secret entrance. Roxie: [gasps excitedly] There's a doormat here that says "Secret Entrance"! Megamind: [turns around angrily] Minion! Minion: [nervous] I kept forgetting where it was… Megamind: She’ll discover all our secrets! [shoves him in a cabinet] You dimwitted creation of SCIENCE! Roxie: What? Megamind: What? Oh, no. Not you, Roxanne. No, I was just yelling at my mother's... urn. Don't do anything, I'll be right there. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Megamind (disguised as Bernard) and Roxanne are having a picnic] Roxie: Okay, okay. Metro Man and I were never a couple. Megamind [disguised as Bernard]: But I thought you two... Roxie: I know, everybody did, it's just he was never really my type. Megamind: Really? Roxie: Yeah. Okay, now you tell me something. Something you've never told anyone. Megamind: Well, in sh–school… none of the other kids... really liked me. I was always the last one picked for everything. Roxie: Mmm, it's too bad that we didn't go to the same school. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Minion: Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir. Megamind: Ha? How long is this going to take, Minion? Minion: Just a few alterations, sir, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet! I’m calling it the Black Mambaaaaa…! Megamind: Black Mamba. Perfect! Ooh, gosh, I am running late. I have to go. Minion: What? Where are you going, sir? We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning. We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet! Megamind: You attend to the details, Minion. I have to... run a quick errand. Minion: [suspicious] You don't run errands. What's going on here? Megamind: What? Minion: Oh, wait a minute! [sniffs Megamind suspiciously] Are you wearing "Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme"? Megamind: It's just my natural musk. Now, where the car keys? Ah! Minion: [grabs them] Ah ah-ah-ah! This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her! Megamind: What? [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town! Minion: Oh, this is bad… this is bad! You've fallen in love with her! Megamind: You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys! [groans] Minion: [stretches the arm in which his hand is holding the car key, scoffs] What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are? Megamind: She'll never find out! That's the point of "lying". [pushes a button on Minion’s robotic body which makes his stretched arm fall, grabs the keys] Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think this was your first day of being evil. Minion: No! [turns the car invisible] This has gone far enough! [drops the keys in his fishbowl head] Megamind: Oh, that was really grown up! Minion: Sir, sir, please. It's for your own good. Megamind: Oh, what do you know?! Minion: I may not know much, but I do know this - the bad guy doesn't get the girl! Megamind: Well, maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore! [Minion screams in absolute shock at what Megamind has just said] Megamind: [looks around sheepishly] You heard me?! Minion: [whispers in disgust] Who are you...? Megamind: Now, give me the keys! Minion: No! [turns the car visible] My sole purpose in life is to look after you! Megamind: Well, I don't need you to look after me! Minion: [visibly hurt] What are you...? What are you saying, you don't... need me? Megamind: Let me make it clear. Code - I don't need you! Minion: You know what, you know what?! [ejects the keys out his fishbowl head; they land on the car and Megamind picks them up] Code - I'll just pack my thing and go! [puts fish food in a lunchbox] Megamind: Code - fine! Minion: Code - fine back! [gets on his scooter and begins to leave] Well, good luck on your date! Megamind: I will! Minion: That doesn't even make any sense! Megamind: I know! – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Megamind, disguised as Bernard, is waiting at the restaurant for Roxanne when she arrives late with windswept hair] Megamind: Roxanne! Roxie: Sorry I'm late. Megamind: Wow, your hair looks exciting. Roxie: Mmmm, not the only exciting development of the night. Megamind's created a new hero, and I know why. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Megamind: Were you even planning to show up? [notices all the items Hal "has"] What's this? Where did you get all this stuff? Titan: [whispers] It doesn't belong to me. Megamind: You stole it!? Titan: Pretty cool, right? Megamind: No, no, no, no! You're a hero! Titan: Being a hero is for losers. It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to with me. Megamind: Roxanne Ritchi? Titan: Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb. Megamind: Oh… Titan: Who needs all that noise? That's why I think we... should team up. Megamind: You... Wait, what? Titan: With my power and your... big-headedness, we could rule the city! Megamind: You want to team up?! Titan: Yeah, I even drew up new costume designs. See? Megamind: Costume designs? Titan: You'd be the brains, so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, two tanks sword fighting– [Megamind backs off in absolute disbelief] Megamind: I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers, and you... you squander them for your own personal gain! Titan: Yes! Megamind: No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me! That's why I created you! Titan: Yeah, right. You're nuts! Space Dad told me– Megamind: Look, I'm your Space Dad! [transforms into Hal's Space Dad in front of him] You should be more like Metro Man. Titan: Ah! You tricked me? Megamind: Oh, don't like that, huh? Well, there's more! [transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit] I'm also the "intellectual dweeb" dating Roxanne. Titan: No…. Megamind: And we were smooching up a storm! [makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit] Titan: [enraged] When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna– Megamind: Yes! Yes, I know! Bring me to justice! Oh, God, how I’ve missed this! [Titan attacks him] Oh! And the hero strikes the first blow, but evil returns with a backhand! – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after a big ball of copper has been dropped on Titan] Megamind: Guess what, Buster Brown! It's made from copper. You're powerless against it. It's the very same metal used to defeat– [Titan's fist punches out through the copper metal] …Metro Man? Titan/Titan: You... should stop comparing me to Metro Man! – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mayor: We're saved! We're saved! What's your name, new hero? Titan: It's Titan. Mayor: Thank you, thank you. Titan has freed us! Titan: Oh, I wouldn't say "free", more like "under new management". [flicks the Mayor in the head, sending him flying back; everyone gasps] – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Megamind shows up outside Roxanne’s apartment door] Roxie: What do you want? Megamind: [sheepishly] Titan's turned evil. Roxie: [sarcastic] Well, congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you… and why did my doorman let you up? [Megamind gives her a small cubed box and Roxanne gasps] Carlos! [tries to shut the door on Megamind] Megamind: Please… Roxanne, no! No! I need your help. Roxie: Why do you need my help? Megamind: [sighs] Because you're the smartest person I know. Roxie: But you can't stay here. Megamind: The copper should've worked! Why didn't the copper worked? The copper worked perfectly well last time. Roxie: "Copper"? You're not making any sense. Megamind: Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness, he'll destroy the whole city. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxie: [throws a trophy at Metro Man who becomes "Music Man"] How could you do this?! [throws a microphone] The people of this city relied on you... [throws an amplifier at him] ...and you deserted them! [smashes guitar over his head] You left us in the hands of him! [to Megamind] No offense. Megamind: [hastily] No, I'm with you. [to Metro Man] Look, we need your help. Metro Man: I'm sorry, I really am. Um, I'm... I'm done. You know, little buddy? There's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now, it's about time... you find yours. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxie: Hey, who needs him? We can beat Titan ourselves. I say we go back to the evil lair, grab some ray guns, hold 'em sideways and just go all gangsta on him! Megamind: We can't. Roxie: So that's it, you're just giving up?! Megamind: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset, and I don't get the girl. I'm going home. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Megamind flips TV channels in prison] Tighten: [on TV] Megamind. [Megamind continues channel surfing until he changes back to Tighten on TV] You and I have unfinished business. I’ll be waiting at Metro Tower. Oh, and just so you don’t get cold feet… [reveals Roxanne captured] Megamind: Roxanne... Tighten: Come on, Roxie. Call for your "hero" to come rescue you. Roxie: Megamind… I don't even know if you're listening, but if you are… you can't give up! The Megamind I know would never run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance of winning! It was your best quality. You need to be that guy right now! The city needs you… I need you… Megamind: Roxanne… Tighten: You have 1 hour. Don't keep me waiting. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Megamind: Warden! Warden! Listen to me! You have to Iet me go! Tighten has to be stopped! Warden: Sorry, Megamind. You still have 88 Iife sentences to go. Plenty of time to reflect on what you've done. Megamind: You want me to say it? I'll say it! Here it is, from the blackest part of my heart: I AM SORRY! Warden: Not buying it. Megamind: [sighs] I don't blame you. I've terrorized the city countless times. Created a hero who's turned out to be a villain. I lied to Roxanne, and...my best friend Minion, I treated Iike dirt. Please don't make this city... don't make Roxanne pay for my wrongdoings. Minion: [removing the Warder disguise] Apology accepted. – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tighten: [on TV] Hey, Metro losers. This is Metro Tower! They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength… [shows Roxanne tied to the tower] …But for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart, and I hate reminders! [rips out a part of the tower's foundation, swaying it] Roxie: Hal, please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal. Hal/Tighten: You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody, even when it's not there. You're Iiving a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up! [Suddenly, a giant hologram of Megamind's head appears in the sky] Giant Megamind head: You dare challenge Megamind?! Tighten: This town isn't big enough for 2 super-villains! Giant Megamind head: Oh, you're a villain, all right! Just not a super one! Tighten: Yeah, what's the difference? [Megamind's giant hologram head opens its mouth and from the inside appears Megamind] Megamind: [his giant hologram head opens its mouth and from the inside appears Megamind] PRESENTATION! – Megamind Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Maureen: Do you kiss boys, Muriel? Muriel: Sometimes, if I like him enough. Melody: Aren't you frightened? Muriel: Oh, why should I be frightened? It's quite nice when you get used to it. – Melody Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Daniel wants to dance with Melody] Daniel: I've got to dance with her. Ornshaw: You're mad! What do you want to do that for? She'll only say "Buzz off!" or something. She's a bit stuck up that one. This whole girl-nonsense is rubbish. Girls are a load of snotty-nosed little so-and-so's. – Melody Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ornshaw: Some people are winners and some people are losers. Daniel: Who says who's gonna be what? Ornshaw: Don't ask me, that's all done before we get on this earth. I mean, it's him up there. He says, "You, you're gonna be red-hot at the triple jump, and you, you're gonna be bloody useless!" – Melody Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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