Serge X:
Forgive me, Monsieur Gustave. I never meant to betray you. They threatened my life and now they've murdered my only family.
M. Gustave:
No. Who did they kill this time?
Serge X:
My dear sister.
M. Gustave:
The girl with the club foot?
Serge X:
Yes.
M. Gustave:
Those fuckers!
Serge X:
I tried to warn you at the beginning.
M. Gustave:
I know, darling. Let's put that behind us. Listen, I hate to put you on the spot, but I really must ask you to clear my name. Obviously you're grieving...
Serge X:
There's more
M. Gustave:
Okay.
Serge X:
To the story...
M. Gustave:
I get it. Go on.
Serge X:
I was the official witness in Madame D's presence to the creation of a second will to be executed only in the event of her death by murder.
M. Gustave:
A second will?
Serge X:
Right.
M. Gustave:
In case she got bumped off?
Serge X:
Right.
M. Gustave:
Uh-huh?
Serge X:
But they destroyed it.
M. Gustave:
Oh dear.
Serge X:
However...
M. Gustave:
Uh-huh?
Serge X:
I pulled a copy?
M. Gustave:
A second copy of the second will?
Serge X:
Right.
M. Gustave:
Uh-huh?
Serge X:
[Silence]
M. Gustave:
[Frantically] What does it say? Where is it? What's it all about dammit? Don't keep us in suspense, Serge! This has been a fucking nightmare! Just tell us what the fuck is going on!
