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Randall Peltzer:
[after seeing the Mogwai] I've got to have him! He's incredible. I'll give you $100 for it.

Mr. Wing:
No.

Randall Peltzer:
Look, I've got to have it. It's a present for my son for Christmas. It's exactly what I've been looking for and I've been everywhere. I'll give you $200 for it. That's $200!

Mr. Wing:
I'm sorry. Mogwai not for sale.

Randall Peltzer:
I thought you said everything at your grandfather's store was for sale.

Chinese Boy:
Grandfather!

Mr. Wing:
With Mogwai comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price.

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gerald:
If it isn't Captain Clip-on! Guess who almost filed for unemployment today?

Billy:
I give up.

Gerald:
You! But Mr. Corben had other ideas. He gets so sentimental around the holidays. I would've fired you in a heartbeat.

Billy:
And a merry Christmas to you too. Excuse me, Mr. Jones.

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randall Peltzer:
Billy, you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy? I have made an improvement. Now, let's say, you're about to walk into a big meeting. It's very important. You reach up and you forgot to shave. Now what do you do? Under normal circumstances, you are in trouble! But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy. Now watch [produces a shaver] Voila! What do you think?

Billy Peltzer:
That's pretty neat. What does this button do?

Randall Peltzer:
No, don't touch it!

[Billy sprays shaving cream in his father's face]

Billy Peltzer:
Sorry dad.

Randall Peltzer:
No, it's okay.

Billy Peltzer:
No, I'm really sorry.

Randall Peltzer:
It's not your fault. I was going to get to that. I'll fix it tomorrow.

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Murry Futterman:
[drunk, looking inside his car] Gremlins... [turning to Billy and Kate] You got-you gotta watch out for them forgeiners cuz they plant gremlins in their machinery. [climbs inside the car] It's the same gremlins that brought down our planes in the big one.

Kate:
[laughing] The big one...

Murry Futterman:
[turning round] That's right! World War Two! [salutes] Good old WWII. [tries to start his car] Y'know, they're still shippin' 'em over here... They put 'em in cars, they put 'em in yer TV, they put 'em in stereos and those little radios you stick in your ears. They even put 'em in watches, they have teeny gremlins for our watches!

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sheriff Frank:
Gremlins, huh?

Billy:
Yes.

Sheriff Frank:
Little monsters?

Billy:
Right.

Sheriff Frank:
Hundreds of them?

Billy:
I don't know, maybe thousands. Look, I know it sounds crazy. I know it does, but in a matter of hours, this town's going to become a major disaster area! You have got to warn people!

Sheriff Frank:
You think the kid is drunk?

Deputy Brent:
No, but you are!

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sheriff Frank:
Tell me something, Billy. How does a cute little creature like this turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

Billy:
Well, this is before it enters the pupal stage.

Deputy Brent:
The pupal stage?

Billy:
Yeah, right. Plus it multiplies with water.

Deputy Brent:
Aw, Christ!

Sheriff Frank:
Brent, why don't you give the kid some water?

Billy:
I wouldn't do that, sheriff.

[The phone rings. The sheriff answers it]

Sheriff Frank:
Sheriff's office. Yeah, speaking... What?... Oh no... Yeah, we'll be right over.

Deputy Brent:
Who was that?

Sheriff Frank:
The Futtermans. Something about a snowplow, a freak accident...

Billy:
It's the creatures! The creatures are making it look like an accident! Sheriff! WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?!

Sherriff Frank:
You listen to me, kid! Go on home, take little Gizmo, sit by the fire and open your Christmas presents, okay? Atta boy!

Deputy Brent [as he and Frank leave] Let me drive.

Sheriff Frank No, you're drunk.

Deputy Brent You always get to drive!

Sheriff Frank Cause I'm the sheriff, asshole!

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sheriff Frank My god, Frye, that was Mrs. Deagle.

[A gremlin under the police car pulls out the brake wire from the car. Meanwhile a Santa Claus comes out of his house attacked by gremlins.]

Deputy Brent Jesus Frank, that's Dave Morris! He does Santa every year!

Sheriff Frank Yeah, but what the hell is he doing now? What's that stuff he's got all over him?!

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate:
Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.

Billy Peltzer:
Kate, what are you talking about?

Kate:
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were, were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. Couple hours went by, Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So, the police began a search. 4 or 5 days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so, I went to try to light up the fire. And that's when I noticed the smell. Firemen came and broke through the chimney top, and me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird, and instead, they pulled out my father. [Gizmo gasps in shock] He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney on Christmas Eve, his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck, died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Peltzer residence. Entire Peltzer family, as well as Kate, are surprised to see Mr. Wing, who seems upset with Mr. Peltzer for taking the mogwai lightly (but likely angrier with his grandson for selling Gizmo behind his back). He refunds the $200. Gizmo is watching news footage with family.]

Randall Peltzer:
Honey, this is the gentleman who sold me the Mogwai.

Mr. Wing:
"Sold". An interesting choice of words. You have taught Mogwai to watch television?! I warned you - with Mogwai comes much responsibility. But you didn't listen! And you see what happens?

[Mr. Wing motions towards TV, which shows the Marine Reserve in Kingston Falls aiding refugees and containing the carnage the Gremlins have caused.]

Randall Peltzer:
Hey look, I didn't mean it.

Mr. Wing:
You deal with Mogwai just like your society deals with all of nature's gifts! You do not understand! You are not ready.

[Gizmo gets in carrier and Mr. Wing prepares to leave Peltzer residence to return to his shop in Chinatown.]

[Gizmo makes sounds, and Mr. Wing responds in Chinese. He motions to Billy.]

Mr. Wing:
He has something to say to you.

Billy Peltzer:
You mean you understand what he's saying?

Mr. Wing:
To hear, one has only to listen.

Gizmo:
Bye Billy!

Mr. Wing:
[to Billy, smiling] Perhaps one day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai will be waiting.

Randall Peltzer:
Sir, before you go, I want you to know I am truly sorry for all this. I want to offer you this. There's one. There's one other one but it's an invention of mine.

Mr. Wing:
Ah, smokeless ashtray.

Randall Peltzer:
How did you know?

Mr. Wing:
Man at gas station try to sell me. Latest word in technology. Very generous of you. I'm sure it will come in handy.

[Mr. Wing begins walking back to Chinatown. Gizmo emerges from his carrier one last time to say goodbye to Barney.]

Gizmo:
Bye bye, bark bark woof woof.

Gremlins  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Justine:
They call you Tom?

Holden:
It's my slave name.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Justine:
Whatcha readin'?

Holden:
Catcher in the Rye... I'm named after it.

Justine:
What's your name?

[Holden stares at her blankly]

Justine:
Catcher?

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Justine:
Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm.

Phil:
Lowers it to where?

Justine:
Maybe you're the infertile one around here. Maybe every time you smoke a little doobie, you're killing our unborn children.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cheryl:
Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair?

Big Haired Woman:
What? Are you going to do my hair?

Cheryl:
No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is?

Big Haired Woman:
No.

Cheryl:
It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Corny:
You got any interest in reading the Bible?

Justine:
I have my own, you know, beliefs.

Corny:
Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. Ten Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.

Justine:
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself.

Corny:
Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding you. Drive safe. Bye-bye.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cheryl:
You didn't bring this into the store with you?

Heavy Set Woman:
No.

Cheryl:
Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous lawsuits to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault.

The Good Girl  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Wheat:
What's your hurry, my brother?

Dexter:
Uh, my hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.

Mr. Wheat:
You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.

Dexter:
Next time make it more challenging.

Mr. Wheat:
That's what I want to talk to you about. Challenges, potential, using your mind. Cause I'm worried about you

Dexter:
I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...You have a nice summer, Shaft!

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jake:
Nice car. This yours?

Dexter:
No. It's my mom's, and she's away on business in New York.

Jake:
And she let you drive this while she's out of town?

Dexter:
Nope. (speeds off)

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ed:
Mr. Baily! This guy need a job. Can he have one?

Mr. Baily:
No!

Dexter:
See ya.

Ed:
No, wait, wait! C'mon, Mr. Baily, he really needs one. He can do fries.

Mr. Baily:
Otis does fries.

Ed:
Yeah, but look at him. How much longer could he possibly live?

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Otis:
I should've died years ago.

Dexter:
Tough break.

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ed:
Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

Construction Worker:
Well, it's about time. Can I get 2 Good Burgers?

Ed:
Sorry, dude. I have to go get them. Customers aren't allowed in back.

Construction Worker:
(irritated) Just give me 2 Good Burgers!

Ed:
Dude, I can't just give you two Good Burgers. You have to pay for 'em!

Construction Worker:
Forget it!

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Baily:
(about Mondo Burger) They're competition. Big competition.

Monique:
Yep. They could put us out of business.

(the rest of the employees begin to agree with her)

Mr. Baily:
All right! Now, come on! Good Burger has been here for over 40 years! People love us! (looks at Ed) Most of us...

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kurt:
(blows whistle) Shut up! Just be quiet!

Dexter:
Well, It'd be a lot more quiet if you stopped blowing the whistle.

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kurt:
(addressing employees) From now on your life is Mondo Burger. You can forget about your friends, you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother and your father.

Dexter:
(whispering to female co-worker) Kurt must look awfully strange naked.

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kurt:
You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.

Dexter:
Okay, now this grinder of yours, is it a real grinder or is it some kind of a methaphor?

Kurt:
That's it you're gone! Adios, TKO, historical!

Dexter:
Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more.

Kurt:
Security!

(security storms into the room)

Dexter:
Wait! You ain't gotta bring the man down here! Kurt, come on, please! I need this job!

Kurt:
Take out the trash!

Dexter:
(offended) 'Trash?' Okay, now lookee here-

(guards grab Dexter)

Kurt:
Get this loser out of my face!

Dexter:
'Loser?!' Oh, now you're about to push me a little too far!

Kurt:
You want a piece of me?

Dexter:
Yeah! Extra crispy please!

Good Burger  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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