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Roxanne: Ed, can't we go somewhere and be alone? Ed: What for? Roxanne: Well we can just talk or get to know each other a little better. Now, doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf? Ed: (looks at the audience for a few seconds) Ed: (looking back at Roxanne) No! Come on! – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roxanne: You are so hot. Ed: Oh, well, I often sweat at work. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dexter: (about Monique) How can I not like her? She smart, fun, beautiful and cuddly. Ed: Then just ask her out. Dexter: Naw. Ed: What, you're chicken? Dexter: I'm not a chicken! Ed: Are too! Dexter's a chicken! Moo! Moo! Dexter: CHICKENS! (quieter) Chickens don't moo Ed. They cluck. (Imitates chicken sound) Ed (later in the scene): Moo. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dexter: So, uh, you like me? Monique: Of course. So, uh, you like me? Dexter: Are you kiddin'? I liked you from the first time I saw you! Right off the bat. But I guess it was the same thing for you, huh? Monique: No, actually I thought you were self-centered and obnoxious. Dexter: Well, so much for my self-esteem. – Good Burger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Wagner: You must protect her from any kind of excitement. And I do mean any kind, Mr. Kerner. Alexander Kerner: Any kind of excitement. Dr. Wagner: It would be life-threatening. Alexander Kerner: And this here? [Shows the doctor a newspaper reading "Good Luck, Germany. Yes to Reunification"] Alexander Kerner: Wouldn't you call this exciting? – Good Bye Lenin! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alexander Kerner: All this stuff has to go. Are the old curtains in the cellar? Ariane Kerner: You can't be serious. – Good Bye Lenin! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Denis: Eighth floor? Alexander Kerner: Yup. Denis: Elevator? Alexander Kerner: Broken. Denis: Shit. Alexander Kerner: You can say that again. – Good Bye Lenin! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sigmund Jähn: Where to? Alexander Kerner: Wannsee Sigmund Jähn: I know what you think. Everyone does. But I'm not him. – Good Bye Lenin! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Denis: Denis [handing Alex a video cassette] Denis: It's my best production ever. A pity your Mom will be the only audience... – Good Bye Lenin! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Robert Kerner: Sorry, do we know each other? Alex: Yes we know each other. Robert Kerner: Yeah, I can't quite place you, help me out? Alex' stepsister: His name is Alexander... Robert Kerner: [Stunned] Alex? – Good Bye Lenin! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jimmy: [To young Henry, after he gets cleared in court] Congratulations, here's your graduation present [Puts money in Henry's pocket] Henry: For what? I got pinched. Jimmy: Hey, everybody gets pinched, but you did it right. You told 'em nothing and they got nothing. Henry: I thought you'd be mad. Jimmy: I'm not mad, I'm proud of ya. You took your first pinch like a man, and you learned the two most important things in life. You listenin'? Never rat on your friends, and ALWAYS keep your mouth shut. [Gives Henry an affectionate light slap on the cheek and leads him out of the courtroom. Outside, Paulie and many of the other gangsters are waiting for him.] Paulie: Hey, you broke yer cherry! [The other gangsters cheer and congratulate Henry] – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Henry: You're a pistol! You're really funny. You're really funny! Tommy: What do you mean I'm funny? Henry: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy! Tommy: (dangerously) What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What? (Everyone becomes quiet) Henry: It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's funny, the way you tell the story and everything. Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it? Anthony: Tommy, no, you got it all wrong — Tommy: Whoa, whoa, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. (to Henry) What did ya say? Funny how? Anthony: You're right. Henry: Just — Tommy: What? Henry: Just, ya know, you're funny. Tommy: You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny? Henry: Just... you know, how you tell the story — what? Tommy: No, no, I don't know. You said it! How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?! Tell me, tell me what's funny! (Long pause) Henry: Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! (Everyone laughs) Tommy: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him! You stuttering prick, you! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning! – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Karen: [narrating] After awhile, it got to be all normal. None of it seemed like crime. It was more like Henry was enterprising, and that he and the guys were making a few bucks hustling, while all the other guys were sitting on their asses, waiting for handouts. Our husbands weren't brain surgeons, they were blue-collar guys. The only way they could make extra money, real extra money, was to go out and cut a few corners. [Cuts to Henry and Tommy hijacking a truck] Tommy: Where's the strongbox, you fuckin' varmint?! Karen: [narrating] We were all so very close. I mean, there were never any outsiders around. Absolutely never. And being together all the time made everything seem all the more normal. – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Karen: [narrating, at a makeup party with other wives] It was rough seeing the wives of other gangsters. They did not take care of themselves; they looked beat up and their faces were caked with makeup. Most of the time was spent talking about how rotten their kids were; how they decked them or whipped them with electrical wiring and the kids still wouldn't pay attention. [later in her bedroom] I don't think I can do it, Henry. Henry: Do what? Karen: This whole thing. Jeannie said her husband was sent to jail. God forbid, what if that happened to you? Henry: Bet she didn't tell you why her husband went there? Karen: How come? Henry: To get away from Jeannie! Karen, when it comes to the Mafia no one goes to jail unless they want to. We beat the system and I got it all figured out. I am organized; I got my shit together. You know who goes to jail? Nigger stickup men. Know why they get caught? Because they fall asleep in the getaway car. – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tommy: Just don't go bustin' my balls, Billy, okay? Billy: Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box. (To his friends) Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy. I swear to God! Now he'd make your shoes look like fuckin' mirrors. 'Scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. He made a lot of money, too. Salud, Tommy! Tommy: No more shines, Billy. Billy: What? Tommy: I said no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time; they didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore. Billy: Relax, will ya? You flipped right out, what's got into you? I'm breakin' your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kiddin' with ya. Tommy: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know? There's a lotta people around... Billy: Tommy, I'm only kiddin' with you. We're having a party and I just came home, and I haven't seen you in a long time, and I'm breakin' your balls, and right away you're getting fuckin' fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. Tommy: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem. Billy: Okay, salud. (moment of silence as he takes a drink) Now go home and get your fucking shinebox. Tommy: (smashes his glass in anger) Motherfucking mutt! You...you fucking piece of shit...! (Henry and Jimmy restrain him) Billy: (taunting) Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on! Come on! Let him go! Tommy: Henry, he bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button! Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here! (leaves) – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tommy: Spider, that bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head. Next thing you know he'll have one of these fucking walkers. But you can still dance. Give us a couple of fucking steps, Spider. You fucking bullshitter, you. Tell the truth. You want sympathy, is that right, sweetie? Spider: Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy? [Everyone, but Tommy, laughs] Jimmy: I didn't hear right. I can't believe what I heard. [giving Spider cash] This is for you. I got respect for this kid, he's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody! A guy shoots him in the foot, he tells him to go fuck himself. Tommy, you gonna let this fucking punk get away with that? What's this world coming to? Tommy: [standing and shooting Spider] That's what the fucking world's coming to, how do ya like that? How's that? Henry: What is wrong with you?! Jimmy: What is the fucking matter with you?! What, are you stupid or what?! I was kidding with you. Are you a sick maniac? Tommy: How do I know you're kidding? You breaking my fucking balls?! Jimmy: I'm fucking kidding with you, you fucking shoot the guy?! Henry: [inspecting Spider on the floor] He's dead. Tommy: [after a brief silence] I'm a good shot, what do you want from me? Anthony: How could you miss at this distance? Tommy: You got a problem with what I did, Anthony? Fucking rat, anyway. His family's all rats, he'd have grown up to be a rat. Jimmy: Stupid bastard, I can't fucking believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fucking thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. I got no fucking lime, you're gonna do it. Tommy: Fine! I'll dig the fucking hole, I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I ever dug? I'll fucking dig the hole. Where are the shovels? – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paulie: [about Henry's cheating] Karen came to the house. She's very upset. This is no good; you gotta straighten this out. We gotta have calm. Jimmy: We don't know what she'll do. Paulie: She's hysterical. Very excited. She's wild. And you got to take it easy. You got children. I'm not saying go back to her this minute, but you got to go back. You got to keep up appearances. Jimmy: I got the two of them come to my house every day commiserating, the two of them. I just can't have it. I can't do it, Henry. I can't do it. Nobody says you can't do what you want. We all know that. This is what it is. We know what it is. You have to do what's right. You have to go home to the family. You got to go home, okay? Look at me. You got to go home. Smarten up. Paulie: I'll talk to Karen. I'll straighten this out. I know just what to say to her. I'll say you'll go back to her and it'll be like when you first got married. I'll romance her. It'll be beautiful. I know how to talk to her, especially to her. In the meantime, Jimmy and Tommy were going to Tampa this weekend. Instead you go with Jimmy. Jimmy: You come with me. Paulie: Have a good time. Sit in the sun. Take a few days off. Jimmy: We'll have a good time. Paulie: After that, you'll go back to Karen. There's no other way. No divorce. We're not animoli. Jimmy: No divorce. She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him, but not divorce him. [they laugh] – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Karen and her children are visiting Henry in jail Guard: Mrs. Hill, this way. Sign this book, please. Karen signs ledger but something catches her eye Name of Inmate: Henry Hill Name of Visitor: Janice Rossi Visitor's center Karen: I saw her, Henry. Henry: What are you talking about? Karen: I saw her name in the register. Henry: Jesus Christ. Karen: You want her to visit you? Let her stay up all night, crying and writing letters to the parole board. Henry: What am I doing here? Where am I? I'm in jail. I can't stop people from coming to see me. Karen: Good. Let her sneak this stuff every week. [Karen dangles a bag of illegal drugs in front him] Let her fight these bastards every week! Henry: Look what you're doing! Stop it! Karen: I'm sorry. Let her sneak this shit in for you. Henry: Will you stop it, Karen? Will you stop it? Karen: Let her do it! Let her do it! Henry: STOP IT!!! [Kids react to anger; Karen starts to sob] Karen: Nobody is helping me. I am all alone. Belle and Morrie are broke. I asked your friend Remo for the money that he owes you, and you know what he told me? He told me to take my kids down to the police station and get on welfare. Henry: Karen, It's going to be okay. Karen: Yeah? Even Paulie, since he got out, I've never seen him. I never see anybody anymore. Henry: It's only you and me. That's what happens when you go away. I told you that we're on our own. Forget everybody else. Forget Paulie. As long as he's on parole, he doesn't want anybody doing anything. Karen: I can't do it. Henry: Yes, you can. Karen, Listen to me. All I need is for you to bring me this stuff. I got a guy in here from Pittsburgh who'll help me move it. Believe me, in a month we're gonna be fine. We won't need anybody. Karen: I'm afraid. I'm afraid if Paulie finds out... Henry: Or I just say, Don't worry about him. He is not helping us out. Is he putting any food on the table? We've gotta help each other. We've just gotta-- Listen, We've gotta be really careful while we do it. Karen: I don't want to hear a word about her anymore, Henry. Henry: Never. – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Henry has just been released from prison Henry's Children: Daddy! Are you out for good? Are you coming to my recital? Here is a picture I drew! Henry takes a look at the low-rent tenement his wife and kids are looking in and reacts with disgust Henry: Karen, get packed. We are moving out. I am going to Pittsburgh tommorow. Karen: What? You have a meeting with your parole officer tommorow. Henry: Don't worry, they owe me $15,000. Who wants to go to Uncle Paulie's? Children cheer. Cut to Paulie's house where people have a big dinner. Later Paulie speaks to Henry in private Paulie: I do not want any more of that shit. Henry: I have no idea what's going on here. Paulie: I mean the drugs! I do not want any more of that junk. Henry: Paulie, why would I want to get mixed up in that? Paulie: Just don't do it. I am not talking about what you did in the can. You get a pass for that. In there you had to do what you to do to support your family. I am talking about there here and now. I do not want to end up like Gribbs. Gribbs got twenty years just for saying good morning to some scuzz who was selling junk behind his back! Gribbs is 70 years old; the poor man is going to die in prison. So I am warning everyone, it could be my son, it could be anyone. [Cut to Henry making cocaine] Henry: [voiceover] It took me two weeks of sneaking the stuff around, but when I did, it was a real score. In a month I had a down payment on my house and things were rolling. I knew as long as the cash kept rolling in; Paulie would never find out. – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Henry: [sniveling] Paulie, I am really sorry. Paulie: You fucked up good. You looked me in the eye and treated me like shit; like I was nobody. Henry: I couldn't come to you; not after what you said to me. I was ashamed then; I am ashamed now. I swear on my kids, I am clean. But I got nowhere else to go. I could really use some help now. Paulie: Take this. [Paulie pulls a wad of cash out of his pocket and hands it to Henry] Henry: Thank you. Paulie: And now I have to turn my back on you. There is no other way. Henry: [narrating] My reward for a lifetime of service to Paulie: $3,200. It was not even enough to pay for my casket. – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jimmy: There was a kid we knew, turned out to be a rat. Henry: Really? Jimmy: Yeah. Found him hiding in Florida. How would you feel about going with Anthony, take care of that guy? [Jimmy slips a message with information. Screen freeze-frames] Henry: [narrating] Jimmy never asked me to whack a guy before. Now in the midst of all this he is asking me to go to Florida and do a hit with Anthony? [Screen resumes] That is when I knew I would never return from Florida alive. – Goodfellas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Teddy: [doing a selfie video] Guess what, Charlie? We're one day away from going on your first trip on an airplane, and celebrating our first Christmas at Grandma and Grandpa's new condo in Palm Springs! You're going to have so much fun. Amy: [nearby on the phone] No, no, no, Mom, you have to toddler-proof the place. Teddy: [continuing her video] Just so long as you don't touch anything. Amy: No, anything breakable has to be at least three feet off the ground. Charlie: Uh-oh. Amy: [broken vase at her little feet] Make that four. I gotta go. Charlie! Get back in here! No, no, no, stay away, there's shards everywhere! Are you eating a cookie in the living room? You get back here! And stay away! – Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Amy: For the last time, no! PJ: [walking behind] She thinks that's going to be the last time. Teddy: So I'm old enough to take care of Charlie but not myself? Mom, that doesn't make any sense! Amy: Sweetheart, I'm your mother, I never make sense. – Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Teddy: Look, I bought magazines at the bus station. Amy: Yeah, I'm not really up for reading right now. Teddy: Oh, don't worry, these are fashion magazines. They don't require any reading at all! – Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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