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Jimmy:
There was a kid we knew, turned out to be a rat.

Henry:
Really?

Jimmy:
Yeah. Found him hiding in Florida. How would you feel about going with Anthony, take care of that guy?

[Jimmy slips a message with information. Screen freeze-frames]

Henry:
[narrating] Jimmy never asked me to whack a guy before. Now in the midst of all this he is asking me to go to Florida and do a hit with Anthony? [Screen resumes] That is when I knew I would never return from Florida alive.

Goodfellas  Movie Quote

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Teddy:
[doing a selfie video] Guess what, Charlie? We're one day away from going on your first trip on an airplane, and celebrating our first Christmas at Grandma and Grandpa's new condo in Palm Springs! You're going to have so much fun.

Amy:
[nearby on the phone] No, no, no, Mom, you have to toddler-proof the place.

Teddy:
[continuing her video] Just so long as you don't touch anything.

Amy:
No, anything breakable has to be at least three feet off the ground.

Charlie:
Uh-oh.

Amy:
[broken vase at her little feet] Make that four. I gotta go. Charlie! Get back in here! No, no, no, stay away, there's shards everywhere! Are you eating a cookie in the living room? You get back here! And stay away!

Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!  Movie Quote

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Amy:
For the last time, no!

PJ:
[walking behind] She thinks that's going to be the last time.

Teddy:
So I'm old enough to take care of Charlie but not myself? Mom, that doesn't make any sense!

Amy:
Sweetheart, I'm your mother, I never make sense.

Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!  Movie Quote

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Teddy:
Look, I bought magazines at the bus station.

Amy:
Yeah, I'm not really up for reading right now.

Teddy:
Oh, don't worry, these are fashion magazines. They don't require any reading at all!

Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!  Movie Quote

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BG Taylor:
How ya doin'? General Taylor.

Adrian:
Hiya, General. Adrian Cronauer.

BG Taylor:
Real pleasure. If you have any problems, you come see me. I'm the tallest hog in the trough around here.

[Brigadier General Taylor pauses, looking at Garlick with concern.]

BG Taylor:
Garlick, have you put on some weight?

PFC Garlick:
Uh, I don't think so, sir.

BG Taylor:
Why, son, the shadow of your ass would weigh twenty pounds.

PFC Garlick:
I'll work on that, sir!

[BG Taylor waves in acknowledgement as he walks away.]

Garlick:
You're not supposed to address the general saying "hiya."

Adrian:
What's that, a new rule?

Garlick:
No, old rule.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
United States Air Force- the hat does give you away. This is not military issue, Airman. What sort of uniform is that?

Adrian Cronauer:
Cretan camouflage. If you want to blend into a crowd of drunken Greeks there's nothing better.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
That is humor. I recognize that. I also recognize your species of soldier. I had a guy like you in the field one time- he blew himself to pieces, but not before his humor cost the lives of three very fine individuals.[Cronauer starts to speak] You shut your fuckin' hole! You're in Southeast Asia now, pal, you got your cushy little assignment. There's nothing I can do about that. In time, you will make me forget it. You stay out of my way there'll be no problem. But if you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you died as a child. Am I being fairly clear?

Adrian:
Yes, sir.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
Sir! I work for a living, Airman! You will address me as Sergeant Major Dickerson!

Adrian:
Yes, Sergeant Major Dickerson.

[Sergeant Major Dickerson glares at Cronauer and leaves]

Adrian:
[to Garlick and Hauk] He reminds me a lot of Donna Reed, especially around the eyes.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Adrian:
What's the demilitarized zone? It sounds like something out of the Wizard of Oz.

Adrian as Glinda:
Oh no don't go in there!

Adrian as Soldier:
Ohhh wee ohh. Ho Chi Minh.

Adrian as Glinda:
Oh look you've landed in Saigon. You're among the little people now.

Adrian as Munchkin:
We represent the ARVN army, the ARVN army. Oh no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail! Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail!

Adrain as Witch:
Oh! I'll get you my pretty!

Adrian:
Oh my God! It's the wicked Witch of the North! It's Hanoi Hannah!

Adrain as Witch:
Now, little GI, you and your little Toto too!

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Adrian:
We've got our traffic report up there on the Ho Chi Minh Trail. How's it going up there?

Adrian as Reporter:
Well, Adrian, it's not going exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture, there's horns everywhere. I dunno what to say, we're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there, try to cook him down, have a little barbecue.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Adrian as Camp Fashion Consultant:
I want to tell you something. You know, this whole camouflage thing, for me, doesn't work very well.

Adrian:
Why is that?

Adrian as Camp Fashion Consultant:
Because you go in the jungle, I can't see you. You know, it's like wearing stripes and plaid. For me, I want to do something different. You know, you go in the jungle, make a statement. If you're going to fight, clash. You know what I mean?

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Sergeant Major Dickerson:
Talk.

Adrian:
These two behemoths were physically abusing a Vietnamese national. I thought since we're here to defend the c-

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
So you started a brawl, turned the place upside down- real intelligent solution. Do you have any idea how ridiculous it makes me look to have a man under my command start a fucking bar brawl? [Pauses, glaring at Garlick, who is watching from another room. Garlick promptly disappears.] You're not gonna last long here, pal.

Adrian:
You can always send me back to Crete.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
Oh, you think this is a joke! I can come up with alternatives other than Crete- I'm real good at stuff like that. I got people stuck in places they haven't even considered how to get out of yet. You don't think I can come up with somethin' good? Can you envision some fairly unattractive alternatives?

Adrian:
Not without slides.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
A bar brawl, that's one, Cronauer. You better stay cool. You better not get involved in anything. You better not even come in range of anything that happens. Or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower. Am I being fairly clear?

Adrian:
Yes, sir.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
Sir! Do you see anything on this uniform indicating an officer? [Pointing to his rank insignia] What does three up and three down mean to you, Airman?

Adrian:
End of an inning?

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
Sergeant Major. Now you get the hell out of here right now!

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Adrian:
Once again we've got our friend from military intelligence. Can you tell us what you've found out about the enemy since you've been here?

Adrian as Gomer:
We found out that we can't find them. They're out there, and we're having a major difficulty in finding the enemy.

Adrian:
Well, what do you use to look for them?

Adrian as Gomer:
Well, we ask people, 'Are you the enemy? And whoever says yes, we shoot them. [Pause] It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie. They're all named Nyugen or Doh or things like that. It's very difficult for me.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Adrian:
Is it true that you're actually-- that you're actually too close to some of the nerve agents they were testing?

Adrian as Gomer:
Nerve… uh, gas?

Adrian:
Yes, have you used any?

Adrian as Gomer:
Well, once, yes, on myself. And it had no-- WOAH! WOAH! No effect on me. I've had no actual-- WOAH! SHE-HOO! WOAH! WOAH! Big dogs! Big dogs landing on my face!

Adrian:
I don't know what that means.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Hauk:
Where you do imagine you're going?

Adrian:
Just gonna get a little something to eat.

Hauk:
You don't have time. You'll stay here and drink instant beverages or something. We promised our listening audience Nixon highlights by 4 PM.

Adrian:
I've been on the air for four hours. I'm a little hungry.

Hauk:
That's a joke, right? I get it.

Adrian:
Nooo, I'm actually hungry.

Hauk:
Well I'm actually giving you an order. [Walks out.]

Adrian:
Oh it's an order. In that case gentlemen. Let's edit.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Nixon:
Therefore, there is no place for neutrality or a neutralist sentiment in South Vietnam. As I leave Vietnam today there is no doubt, certainly, in my mind that the Viet Cong will be defeated and this war will be won. Asia does involve, I think, very appropriately as you have suggested, give and take.

Adrian:
Well I-- I really didn't make that suggestion, sir, I'm sorry.

Nixon:
The United States has no right to give--

Hauk:
Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape?

Abersold:
I don't know, Lieutenant.

Nixon:
--territory to the communists.

Adrian:
Mr. Nixon, thank you for that concise political commentary, but I think I'd like to delve into something slightly more personal for the men in the field. How would you describe your testicles?

[Hauk turns to the radio in horror]

Nixon:
That they're soft, and that they're shallow and they have no purpose.

Hauk:
Oh, my God.

Adrian:
What are you saying, sir?

Hauk:
Oh, my God.

Nixon:
That they lack the physical strength.

Adrian:
How would you describe your sex life with your wife Pat?

Nixon:
It is unexciting sometimes.

Adrian:
Well, have you considered, possibly, a sex change. There is an operation that can transform you

Hauk:
Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this to me.

Adrian:
--into a female Great Dane or possibly a very well hung Chihuahua. Mr. Nixon, while you've been in Vietnam, its rumored that you've smoked marijuana. Are you planning to take some of the marijuana home back to the United States? How would you do that?

Nixon:
By plane. By helicopter and also by automobile.

Adrian:
Can you please do your impersonation of Mister Ed for us?

Hauk:
(running into the control room) Cut this thing off! I said cut it off! (Bangs on the tape machine and stops the tape) Where's Cronauer?

Marty:
Still eating sir.

Hauk:
I want to see him ASAP.

Marty:
What's that?

Hauk:
As soon as possible!

Marty:
VG sir.

Garlick:
[into the mic] We interrupt this press conference to bring you this emergency performance of the Benny Goodman Orchestra.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Hauk:
Sir, the man has got an irreverent tendency. He did a very off-color parody of former VP Nixon.

Brigadier General Taylor:
I thought it was hilarious.

Hauk:
Respectfully, sir, the former VP is a good man and a decent man.

Brigadier General Taylor:
Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple cider from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good, close, personal friend!

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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[Adrian sees the story about the bombing that he witnessed and he starts taking it to the control room, going past the two censors]

Censor #1:
What do you think you're doing? You know you're forbidden to read anything not checked by this office.

Adrian:
What's there to check? I was there.

Censor #1:
Airman, you know the rules. If this is a legitimate news story, it must go through proper channels.

Adrian:
Listen, Tweedledee, it's an actual event. [referring to the blood on his shirt] What do you think this came from? Shaving? It's the truth. I just want to report the truth. It'll be a nice change of pace.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
What's going on here?

Adrian:
Sir, will you listen to me?

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
[reads the story] This is not official news, Airman. As far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen.

Adrian:
It did happen.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
You shut your mouth!

Adrian:
What are you afraid of Dickerson? People might find out there's a war going on?

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
This news is not official.

Adrian:
You want everyone going under the assumption it's perfectly safe here, don'tcha? Well, it's not. The fighting's not just in the hills, it's downtown. It's a couple of fucking BLOCKS!

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
I SAID IT IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!

Adrian:
I see your point. I'm sorry. I guess I get inside, hit these air conditioners, I get a little dizzy. Thanks for setting me straight.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Brigadier General Taylor:
I think I see a pattern forming here.

Dreiwitz:
Sir, these letters are unequivocal! Uh, e.g., [reads a letter] "Hey, Hauk. Eat a bag of shit. You suck." That's pretty much to the point, sir, not much gray area in this one.

PFC Garlick:
We got one positive call from some guy in Wichita, who thought that Hauk's comedy was "visionary and interesting." The other eleven hundred calls say that the man can't do comedy to save his dick! [pause] That's a direct quote, sir.

Phil:
I've taken ninety calls this morning-- they just don't like Hauk.

PFC Garlick:
From a Marine in Danang: "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.

Brigadier General Taylor:
I think the troops are trying to tell us something, fellas.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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PFC Garlick:
Gentlemen! Hey guys, guess who the hell I got in here.

Adrian:
Oh no, don't do this shit.

Soldier 1:
Groucho Marx!

Soldier 2:
Senator Dirksen.

Soldier 3:
Curly!

PFC Garlick:
Come on. Come on, come on, come on! Guess again.

Adrian:
Oh bag it, bag it, Garlick.

PFC Garlick:
The fellow I got in here is the gentleman, the one and the only...

Adrian:
Oh, you're a dead man.

PFC Garlick:
The king of the airwaves, Adrian Cronauer!

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Adrian:
Listen, I gave you my friendship, and my trust. And now they tell me that my best friend is the goddamn enemy!

Tuan:
Enemy? What is enemy? You killing my own people so many miles from your home. We're not the enemy! You the enemy!

Adrian:
You used me to kill two people! Two people died in that fuckin' bar!

Tuan:
Big fucking deal! My mother's dead. And my older brother, he's dead. Shot by Americans. My neighbor, dead. His wife, dead. Why? Because we're not human to them. We're only little Vietnamese. And I'm stupid enough to save your bullshit life at An Lac.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Sergeant Major Dickerson:
Ten-hut.

BG Taylor:
At ease. [Turns to Adrian] Cronauer, I'm sorry as hell about this thing. Goddamnit, I like you, son. I like what you do. Most of all, I like what you've done for the men. [Pauses, glancing at SGM Dickerson] But fact's a fact. This could give the Army a black eye. I'm not gonna cover for you this time, son.

Adrian Cronauer:
Sir- what about the show?

BG Taylor:
We'll handle it. I'm sorry, son.

[BG Taylor leaves Sergeant Major Dickerson's office; there is a long pause. Cronauer looks at Sergeant Major Dickerson, at a loss for words.]

A1C Adrian Cronauer:
Why'd you do this?

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
I don't like your style, your politics or your sense of humor. I don't like what you say or how you say it. From now on the fighting men of Vietnam will hear exactly what they're supposed to hear. You're on a DC-8 out of Tan Sun Nhut Airport tomorrow morning- I recommend you pack quietly. That's all I have for you, Airman.

[Sergeant Major Dickerson sits down at his desk, returning to his paperwork. Cronauer heads for the door, but halts suddenly and turns and leans back into the office.]

A1C Adrian Cronauer:
You know? [SGM Dickerson looks up] You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any other white man in history.

[Cronauer closes the office door and leaves; Dickerson gets up to pursue him, but BG Taylor is waiting in the hallway.]

BG Taylor:
Whoa, there, Dick. Put the brakes on. I wanted to wait until Airman had left to talk with you. Dick, I'm transferring you.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
[Startled] Transferring me, sir?

BG Taylor:
Mm-hmm.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
Where to, sir?

BG Taylor:
You're goin' to Guam.

Sergeant Major Dickerson:
Guam, Sir?! There's nothing goin' on in Guam! Why Guam?

BG Taylor:
Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times, 'cause I thought you was a little crazy. But you're not crazy, you're mean. And this is just radio.

[BG Taylor walks away, leaving a stunned Dickerson behind him. As he presses the button for an elevator and gets inside, Taylor starts laughing.]

BG Taylor:
"More dire need of a blowjob than any other white man in history". That's funny.

Good Morning, Vietnam  Movie Quote

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Henry:
[offering Mark a cigarette] Go on.

Mark:
They give you cancer.

Henry:
Who cares? You're gonna die anyway.

[Mark takes the cigarette and gives it a puff. He coughs in disgust and hands the cigarette back to Henry.]

Henry:
Did you see your mom after she was dead?

Mark:
I wanted to. They wouldn't let me.

Henry:
You should've made them let you. It's very important. See, people don't like to talk about death. That's why you have to investigate. It's scientific.

Mark:
It doesn't feel like that.

Henry:
What did your mom look like the last time you saw her?

Mark:
Kinda pale.

Henry:
Kinda pale. I took a real good look when my kid brother Richard drowed in the bathtub.

Mark:
Your brother drowned?

Henry:
He was completely blue. You should've looked at her eyes and lips and touched her skin to see what it felt like-hot, cold.

Mark:
Just shut up about my mom!

Henry:
Hey, don't get mad. I'm just trying to be scientific.

Mark:
Just shut up or I'll hit you!

Henry:
Try it...[throws his cigarette down the well]...and I'll throw you down there.

Mark:
Oh, yeah?

Henry:
[coming around] Hey, look. I'm sorry. That was really dumb of me. I know how I'd feel if I didn't have a mom. [holds his hand out] Friends?

Mark:
[hastily] Okay. [shakes Henry's hand]

The Good Son  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Henry:
I feel sorry for you, Mark. You just don't know how to have fun.

Mark:
What?

Henry:
It's because you're scared all the time. I know. I used to be scared too. But that was before I found out.

Mark:
Found out what?

Henry:
That once you realize that you can do anything... you're free. You can fly. Nobody can touch you... nobody. Mark... don't be afraid to fly.

Mark:
You're sick...

Henry:
Hey, I promised you something amazing, something you'll never forget. Where's the gratitude?

The Good Son  Movie Quote

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Alice:
Susan told me you were here. I guess you forgot our appointment.

Mark:
I just didn't feel like talking.

Alice:
Talking helps. It helped the last time, didn't it?

Mark:
You're a doctor. You know things.

Alice:
Well, some things.

Mark:
What do you think? What makes people evil?

Alice:
"Evil" is a word people use when they've given up trying to understand someone. There's a reason for everything if we can just find it.

Mark:
What if there isn't a reason? What if something just is?

Alice:
Why, Mark? Do you think you're evil? Cos you let your mother die? You know that's not true.

Mark:
What if there was this boy? And he did these terrible things because he liked doing them? Wouldn't you say he was evil?

Alice:
I don't believe in evil.

Mark:
You should.

The Good Son  Movie Quote

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Henry:
[after talking to therapist] You sure missed an interesting session. I like therapy.

Mark:
What did you tell her?

Henry:
Sorry, that's strictly confidential. But you better stop telling lies about me, 'cause no one's gonna believe you.

Mark:
Sooner or later, they're gonna find out about you.

Henry:
Who's "they"? My dad? My mom?

Mark:
I told your mom.

Henry:
Why would she believe you? She's my mom, not your's.

Mark:
You know, you're wrong about that. She is my mother.

Henry:
Your mom? You crazy? You mom's maggot food.

Mark:
My mom said she'd always be with me. She told your mom as a way of coming back. But I guess you wouldn't understand that, but it's true. She's my mother now. [starts sliding down pole]

Henry:
Hey, Mark. [Mark briefly stops] Don't fuck with me.

The Good Son  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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