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Ricky:
[to John Williamson] You stupid fuckin' cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. $6,000 and one Cadillac. That's right! What're you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it, asshole? You're fuckin' shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fuckin' cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men?

Detective:
Could I, uh-

Ricky:
Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. I'm goin' downtown, I'm gonna talk to Mitch and Murray. I'm goin' to Limpkin. I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're suckin' on, you're goin' out. I swear to you, you're goin'-

Detective:
C'mon, let's get this done.

Ricky:
Anyone in this office lives on his wits. [to the detective] I'm gonna be with you in a second. [to John Williamson] What you're hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To help us, not to fuck us up. To help men who are goin' out there to try to earn a living, you fairy, you company man.

Glengarry Glen Ross  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John:
You said, "Don't make something up unless it's sure to help"....how do you know I made it up?

Shelley:
Wha…what are you talking about?

John:
I told the customer his contract went to the bank.

Shelley:
[picks teeth] Well, hadn't it?

John:
No, it hadn't.

Shelley:
Don't fuck with me … don't fuck with me! What are you saying?

John:
Well, I'm saying this, Shell; usually I take the contracts to the bank. Last night I didn't. Last night I stayed home with my kids. One night in a year I left the contracts sitting on my desk, no one knew that but you. How did you know that? Do you wanna tell me, or do you want to talk to someone else? Because this is my job. This is my job on the line, and you are gonna talk to me. Now how did you know that contract was on my desk?

Shelley:
You are so full of shit.

John Williamson:
You robbed the office.

Shelley:
Oh sure, I robbed the office! Sure!!

John Williamson:
What did you do with the leads? You wanna go in there? I go in there and tell him what I know, he's gonna dig up something. You got an alibi last night? You better have one....what did you do with the leads?...If you tell me what you did with the leads, we can talk....If you tell me where the leads are, I won't turn you in. If you don't, I'm going to tell the cop you stole them. Mitch & Murray will see that you go to jail. Believe me, they will. Now what did you do with the leads? I'm walking in that door, you have five seconds to tell me, or you're going to jail. I don't care, you understand?! Where are the leads?

Glengarry Glen Ross  Movie Quote

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Shelley:
[desperate] Don't.

John:
[smiles] He he … I'm sorry.

Shelley:
Why?

John:
Because I don't like you.

Shelley:
[in tears] My daughter.

John:
Fuck you.

Glengarry Glen Ross  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Army Surgeon:
Heard the latest?

Captain Robert G. Shaw:
What's that?

Army Surgeon:
Well, I heard it from a friend who's a dispatch rider, who got it from one of Stanton's clerks in the War Office. He says Lincoln is gonna issue an Emancipation Proclamation. Gonna free the slaves.

Captain Robert G. Shaw:
What?

Army Surgeon:
Well, maybe not the ones in the border states but he's gonna free some of 'em, anyway.

Captain Robert G. Shaw:
My God.

Army Surgeon:
Yeah, he said he would have done it sooner, only he was waiting for a big victory, which is, I guess what this is.

Glory  Movie Quote

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Trip:
Wait, no. That's my space, nigger. I sleep better close by the door.

Thomas Searles:
Well, if you don't mind, I'd prefer a space where there's more sufficient reading light.

Trip:
Oh, I like it when niggers talk good as white folk!

Thomas Searles:
I'd be happy to teach you. It would be my pleasure.

Trip:
Hey, listen here, snowflake, I ain't got nothin' to learn from no house nigger, you hear?

Thomas Searles:
I am a free man, as was my father before me.

Trip:
Oh, you free, huh? Then move your free black ass out my space, before I have to bust it up!

Glory  Movie Quote

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Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
Sergeant Major!

Sergeant Mulcahy:
Sir!

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
At ease, Sergeant.

Sergeant Mulcahy:
Sir.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
I have no doubt you are a fair man, Mulcahy. I wonder if you are treating these men too hard. [Mulcahy hesitates to speak.] You disagree. You may speak freely.

Sergeant Mulcahy:
[referring to Searles] The boy's your friend, is he?

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
We grew up together, yes.

Sergeant Mulcahy:
Let him grow up some more.

Glory  Movie Quote

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[Sergeant Mulcahy is leading a Company of the 54th during a bayonet drill.]

Sergeant Mulcahy:
Thrust! Develop! Guard! [walks past Private Jupiter Sharts] You're not a dancing school son, take his head off! Thrust! Develop! Guard! [walks to Corporal Thomas Searles] Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, what have here? Bonny Prince Charlie and his little toy bayonet. Your not reading your books now. Go on, go on, get over here, get over here. Now stab me.

Thomas Searles:
What?

Sergeant Mulcahy:
Stab. Me. [Searles half-heartedly prods with his bayonet. Mulcahey sweeps it aside disdainfully.] Stab, not tickle! Hit me! [Searles again lunges with the bayonet] Come on! You prissy little schoolgirl, you're the worst Soldier in this whole company, now hit me![Thomas lunges with his bayonet, Mulcahy deftly grabs his weapon and viciously knocks him to the ground with it.] No shame son, get up. [Searles lies on the ground crying] I said get up!

Trip:
Nigger forgot to duck, that's all. [a few other soldiers laugh]

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
[points at Trip] Sergeant, deal with that man.

Sergeant Mulcahy:
[walks over to Trip, whispers] Let me tell you a wee secret, son. The only thing you're to learn to do is to keep your mouth shut. [pushes Trip back]

Glory  Movie Quote

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[Shaw enters the quartermaster's office while some of his soldiers guard the door]

Quartermaster Kendric:
Good afternoon, Colonel. Change your mind about that bottle I was talking about?

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
I want 600 pairs of shoes and 1200 pairs of socks... and anything else you've been holding out on us, you piece of rat filth!

Quartermaster Kendric:
I'd love to help you, Colonel, but we just don't have any.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
Not for niggers, you don't!

Quartermaster Kendric:
Not for anybody.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
I see. Pity. I'll just look around to see if you haven't misplaced them, hmm?

[Shaw starts smashing up the place, throwing items off shelves and onto the floor.]

Quartermaster Kendric:
HEY!

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
[Over the noise] Where are they, you son of a bitch?!

[Shaw throws items off another shelf]

Quartermaster Kendric:
Damn it, you can't-!

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
Can't I? I'm a colonel, you nasty little cuss! You really think you can keep 700 Union soldiers without proper shoes because you think it's funny? Now, where would that power come from?

Glory  Movie Quote

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Trip:
I ain't fightin' this war for you, sir.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
I see.

Trip:
I mean, what's the point? Ain't nobody gonna win. It's just gonna go on and on.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
Can't go on forever.

Trip:
Yeah, but ain't nobody gonna win, sir.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
Somebody's gonna win.

Trip:
Who? I mean, you get to go on back to Boston, big house and all that. What about us? What do we get?

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
Well, you won't get anything if we lose. What do you want to do?

Trip:
I don't know, sir.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
It stinks, I suppose.

Trip:
Yeah, it stinks bad. And we all covered up in it. Ain't nobody clean. Be nice to get clean though.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
How do we do that?

Trip:
We ante up and kick in, sir. But I still don't want to carry your flag.

Glory  Movie Quote

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Trip:
See, the way I figure, I figure this war would be over a whole lot sooner if you boys just turned right on around and headed back on down that way, and you let us head on up there where the real fighting is.

Union Soldier:
There's men dyin' up that road.

Trip:
And there wouldn't be nothing but rebs dyin' if they'd let the 54th in it.

Union Solder:
Listen-

[Men of both regiments argue and begin fighting]

Sgt. Maj. John Rawlins:
Hold it! As you were, Trip! As you were! [To the Connecticut soldiers] You men move on.

10th Connecticut Corporal:
[Scoffing as he notices Rawlins' rank] Stripes on a nigger. That's like tits on a bull!

Sgt. Maj. John Rawlins:
You're lookin' at a higher rank, Corporal. You'll obey and like it.

10th Connecticut Corporal:
Make me.

Trip:
I'll make you!

[The 10th Connecticut soldiers push forward again and the fight resumes; Major Forbes arrives on his horse]

Major Cabot Forbes:
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! [The fighting immediately stops]

Sgt. Maj. John Rawlins:
Attention!

Major Cabot Forbes:
[Pointing at the 10th Connecticut Corporal] You! Yes, you! What's your name? I'm putting you up on charges!

[The Corporal freezes in fear, unable to speak]

Sgt. Maj. Rawlins:
Ain't no cause for that, sir.

Major Cabot Forbes:
What's that, Sergeant?

Sgt. Maj. John Rawlins:
It's just a soldiers' fight, sir.

Major Cabot Forbes:
All right. You men move along. [pause] MOVE IT!

[The 54th resumes its work and the 10th Connecticut continues marching; the Corporal looks at Rawlins briefly, then rejoins his unit.]

Glory  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

General Charles Harker:
Ah, Shaw. Sit down. [Shaw remains standing] Well, Colonel, what can I do for you?

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
You can give me and my regiment a transfer to combat command.

General Charles Harker:
Couldn't do it, Colonel. You're much too valuable to my operations here.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
[after a long pause] May I sit? [Harker motions for Shaw to sit.] Thank you. [to Major Forbes] Major. [Shaw and Forbes both sit down] I've written a letter to my father, asking him to press Governor Andrew and President Lincoln. But I don't have to wait for all that, do I?

General Charles Harker:
[to Colonel Montgomery] Colonel Montgomery, would you bring that ashtray over here?

[Colonel Montgomery stops playing the piano and walks over to the desk with an ashtray. General Harker lights a cigar]

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
But valuable to your operations here, do you say? Your foraging, your depredations? Yes, I've become quite a student of your operations in this region. Thirty-four mansions, I think it was, pillaged and burned under Colonel Montgomery's expedition of the Combahee. Four thousand bales of cotton smuggled through the lines with payment to parties unknown, except by you. False quartermaster requisitions. Major Forbes here has seen the copies.

Major Cabot Forbes:
Yes, indeed. Along with confiscated valuables shipped north as personal baggage.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
Shall I go on?

General Charles Harker:
Can you?

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
I can report you to the War Department. Oh, yes. I can do that.

General Charles Harker:
[stands] Let you take your regiment out to fight. That's what you want, isn't it? Show what they can do.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
When?

General Charles Harker:
[chuckles] You are bright-eyed, aren't you?

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
When?

General Charles Harker:
Just as soon as I can write the orders.

Glory  Movie Quote

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[The Regiment is assembled for the attack on Fort Wagner.]

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
[points to the color-bearer] If this man should fall, who will lift the flag and carry on?

Thomas Searles:
[steps forward] I will.

Soldiers:
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!!

Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
I'll see you in the fort, Thomas.

Glory  Movie Quote

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Colonel Robert G. Shaw:
Come on, Fifty-fourth! [Shaw is shot]

Major Cabot Forbes:
ROBERT!

[Shaw struggles forward, but is shot two more times and falls dead]

Trip:
[Gets up and take the flag from the dead Union soldier] COME ON! [Trip begins to carry the flag forward, but is shot and killed]

[Trip's courageous call increases the morale of all Union troops in the battle]

Major Cabot Forbes:
CHARGE! [All men charge uphill toward the Fort]

Glory  Movie Quote

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Redbrick:
When will you realize you're delicate?

Juliet:
[Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]

Redbrick':
[Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.

Nanette:
[Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

Gnomeo & Juliet  Movie Quote

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Fawn:
You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)

Little Red Gnomes:
The greatest, the greatest by far.

Benny:
A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!

Little Red Gnomes:
A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]

Nanette:
Definitely not.

Gnomeo & Juliet  Movie Quote

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[After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]

Nanette:
What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?

Juliet:
[Walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What!

Nanette:
Hmm. Shut up. You are met a boy!

Juliet:
What? No.

Gnomeo & Juliet  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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Disclaimer:
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Gnomeo & Juliet  Movie Quote

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Gnomeo:
Hey there, Juliet. What a name. It’s a great name. Goes with your... eyes. You’re looking really cool. You’re looking good. Did IT hurt when you fell down from heaven? That’s a killer, man. Yeah, no. You’re looking cool. Yeah. How’s it going with you, baby?

[Juliet arrvies]

Juliet:
Oh I’m fine baby, how are you.

Gnomeo:
Uh, I, uh, never better.

[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile]

Juliet:
[Anxiously] Do you think anyone heard that?

Gnomeo:
[Whispering] There's nobody here.

Juliet:
[Also whispering] Then why are you whispering?

Gnomeo:
[Flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?

Juliet:
[Giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]

Gnomeo:
[Disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!

Juliet:
It’s a 1950s MacAllister Ranger. Let’s start her up!

Gnomeo:
Yeah! Okay. Check out the power on this beauty. She’s empty. Bingo.

Gnomeo & Juliet  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Announcer:
TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! Are you losing the war in your garden?

Benny:
Never!

Announcer:
Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!

Benny:
Bring it on.

Announcer:
TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!

Benny:
This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]

Announcer:
MEOW!!!

Gnomeo & Juliet  Movie Quote

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Ronna:
I need a favor.

Todd:
Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty fucking slim. Tell me what you wanna buy.

Ronna:
Twenty hits of Ecstasy.

Todd:
You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits. Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which intent to sell becomes trafficking!

Ronna:
Todd, I would never fuck you like that.

Todd:
How would you fuck me?

Go  Movie Quote

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Burke:
Ronna, hon, do we got a deal here or not?

Ronna:
No, actually, we don't. I came to tell you I couldn't get anything.

Burke:
A resourceful girl like you? I don't believe that.

Ronna:
It's true.

Burke:
I just wanna make a deal here. Can we?

Ronna:
Who the fuck are you? Monty Hall? Did you know I'm only 16? I probably shouldn't be drinking beer. Seeing as I'm so...underage and all?

Go  Movie Quote

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Todd:
What do you want for Christmas, Claire?

Claire:
I don't know.

Todd:
You wanna get laid?

Claire:
No.

Todd:
No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?

Claire:
Look, they'll be here. They'll be here.

Todd:
Are you a virgin?

Claire:
What?

Todd:
Come on, Claire. Answer the question. Answer the question, Claire!

Claire:
[pause] Breakfast Club. I get it. Very funny.

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Todd:
Hey Ronna, how are sales?

Ronna:
Todd, I can explain

Todd:
I'm not going to ask you to. It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry. But Goddamned, Ronna. You fucked me over for twenty lousy hits!

Ronna:
It's not what it looks like. It sort of is, but it's complicated. Not really. I know I fucked up, okay? Please...I can make it up to you.

Todd:
I'm the last person you should ask a favor from.

Ronna:
I have the money. I have more than I owe you.

Todd:
So now you're an entrepreneur.

Go  Movie Quote

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Tiny:
Peep this. This chick's bobbing up and down on my dick like Marilyn Chambers...

Singh:
She found your dick?

Tiny:
Then she moves around the outside. She's painting the tree. It hits her in the eye. And her contact? It's, like, stuck on the end of my dick. Yo, her contact is stuck on the end of my dick!

Marcus:
Was it hard or soft?

Tiny:
What, my dick?

Singh:
The contact lens.

Marcus:
Remember if it was colored? That she had two blue eyes and now one blue and one brown?

Tiny:
What does it matter?

Marcus:
It matters because it happened to me. That was my story. I told that story a year ago, man. The difference is I knew those small details. That and my story was true.

Tiny:
Whatever.

Marcus:
"Whatever"?

Tiny:
Whatever.

Marcus:
What do you mean?

Tiny:
Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass! I was making conversation. Fuck! Give a nigger a break!

Marcus:
"Nigger"? What nigger, this nigger?

Tiny:
I told you my mother's mother's mother was black.

Marcus:
This ain't Roots. Show me this Nubian's picture.

Tiny:
I don't carry her picture.

Marcus:
If you were less black, you'd be clear.

Tiny:
She was black as night!

Marcus:
Okay, stop! Truce!

Tiny:
Shut up! Man, I see black. I know I am. Color's a state of mind, Marcus.

Marcus:
You know, you're right.

Singh:
Thank you, Rhythm Nation.

Tiny:
Fuck you, Vanilla Ice.

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