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Gary Bunda:
How's your panini?

Denise:
It's, uh...it's gross. I'm actually gonna dump it.

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no. Don't..don't, uh, don't throw it out. You should open the bun.

Denise:
Um...

Gary Bunda:
Look under the bun.

Denise:
...okay.

Gary Bunda:
Just check under the bun. Look under the bun.

Denise:
Okay. Okay. There we go.

Gary Bunda:
Maybe, see...

Denise:
What?

Gary Bunda:
Just dig around the crab meat, like, a little bit. Just dig around in the crab meat. Do you see it?

Denise:
Oh, no.

Gary Bunda:
Denise...

Denise:
Gary, don't do it.

Gary:
...will you make me the..I'm sorry.

[Gary licks the marriage ring noticing a bunch of food particles in it]

Gary Bunda:
Will you make me the world's happiest man?

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Gary Bunda:
And then it turns out it wasn't him. It wasn't Dave Matthews. Yeah, it was just...a Mexican.

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Gary Bunda:
Where are we?

Satan:
This is where my girlfriend works.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, so you're dating a earth girl, huh? Nice!

Satan:
Yeah, Gary. I "date" her. Right here every Tuesday, I date her like a big bass drum. I date here over and over again.

Gary Bunda:
Slam it down! Slam it down!

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Gary Bunda:
So, for example, like, why is that bone in this box?

Claude:
It's the tibia.

Gary Bunda:
It's a thighbone.

Claude:
Either way, it starts with "T."

Gary Bunda:
I'm just trying to stress this 'cause I know, like, it seems simple.

Gary Bunda:
If you see a bone out that's not in one of the bone cartons, put it in the appropriate bone carton. Okay?

[Shane coming by with bones in cartons]

Gary Bunda:
Oh, good. Shane's here. Here they are.

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Gary Bunda:
So, what I'm gonna need you to do is...alphabetize all these bones. Alright?

Gary Bunda:
So, you take a bone when it's away from its home, 'cause you see that bone over by my keyboard over there...

Claude:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
That's not home. That bone...

Claude:
This is the home.

Gary Bunda:
...feels lost.

Claude:
Yep.

Gary Bunda:
It needs to go in its home, which is one of these different, distinct cartons. One is an "N-T" carton. One is a "U-Z" carton. I have an "A-M" one that's more in the works right now. If you could just go ahead and grab a carton and just write "A-M" on the carton...

Claude:
Right.

Gary Bunda:
And then go through the "N-T" and the "U-Z" cartons. Look for the bones that should be in the "A-M."

Claude:
I -- Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
Every bone has its home. You know what I'm saying?

Claude:
You don't need a pneumonic device to remember to put the bones...

Gary Bunda:
Put the bone...in its home.

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[after Gary ruined Claude's mission, Gary's punishment is sitting his head inside the toilets]

Satan:
They do the cream pie when they win, Gary. Don't you watch sports?

Gary Bunda:
You think you're gonna be a while? 'Cause I could go get you some magazines, or --

Satan:
Oh, no, I'm good. Just sit tight in the bowl, huh?

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Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
Cream pie!

[After Gary smashes cream pie to Cortez's face, it was revealed that Claude was in disguise ruining the mission]

Claude:
What the hell are you doing?! You're gonna expose the whole operation!

Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
What baseball guys do! Hail Satan!

Claude:
Dude, Satan, it wasn't my fault! It's Gary! Look at him! He's a fat idiot!

Gary Bunda:
I just want to say Hail Satan, everybody. I hope everybody's doing good, and Merry Christmas!

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Cortez Cruz:
I was having a little trouble getting around on his fast ball. But, uh, also, uh, dearest Satan, I pray that the earth will crack open and you will reign over man for 1,000 years. Hey, Mira, Satan. Mwah. It's all for you, baby, okay?

Newswoman on TV:
What a...weird thing to say.

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Newswoman on TV:
Cortez, forgive me for saying so, but you looked a little lost out there at the plate.

Satan:
'Cause he swung the bat like a [tiger roar] girl.

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Gary Bunda:
I'm gonna use a spell. I'm gonna bump up your hand-eye coordination, but you remember, you do the "El Diablo", point-o down-o, smoochy, smoochy.

Cortez Cruz:
[speaking spanish]

Gary Bunda:
I don't understand what you're saying. So...okay.

[Gary chants a spell in a forbidden language]

Gary Bunda:
Now, Cortez, I think that last bit here will tingle like --

[Cortez explodes into cockroaches]

Claude:
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!

Gary Bunda:
I think I did it...wrong.

Claude:
Watch out! You're stepping on him! Get a cup or something!

Gary Bunda:
Dude, it's a roach! [steps on many roaches]

Claude:
No, that's him! Stop!

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Cortez Cruz:
I'll do it. But now I want to bat .500.

Claude:
How about I just dissolve your face in acid right now?!

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[Claude gives Cortez the necklace, the Star of David]

Claude:
Everytime you get on base, we want you to kiss this and thank the man that made it all possible.

Cortez Cruz:
A Star of David?

Claude:
It's a pentagram, you wetback.

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Claude:
Nice ink, Cortez. Did you forget who pulled you out of the slums of Venezuela and made this possible?

Cortez Cruz:
[speaking spanish] I already sold my soul to the people. What more do you want?

Claude:
How about you stop using Jesus as a beard?

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[Gary tries to disguise himself as a different person]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, you want to see what the expert does? Sure thing, buddy. I'll give you a thrill.

[Gary wears a piece of underwear that turns him into hobo man]

Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
Claude! Claude, what am I? Who am I? Am I handsome? Am I somebody really cool? Who am --

Officer:
Hold on, hold on. You're not allowed back here, sir.

Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
No, no, hang on, man. I'm with him!

Officer:
Who?

Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
You don't understand! I..hey, Claude! Wait up!

Officer:
Who the hell are you talking to about?

Gary Bunda:
That there red glasses in the glasses! I got to get in there, man!

[Gary starts to get beaten up by a officer while disguised as a hobo]

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, pop quiz. How did you do that thing, you know that old lady thing? I-I mean I know how you did it, but can you explain to me how you did it?

Claude:
It's easy. You just grab an article of Clothing from that person, and you can appear as them.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, I knew that. I was testing you, and you got an a-plus.

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[Claude uses a sheet to disguise himself as an old woman]

Claude (as old woman):
Lucas...can you give me directions to the baseball stadium?

Lucas:
Nana? B...But you're dead!

Claude (as old woman):
[deep voice] WHERE IS THE STADIUM?!

Lucas:
It's off the interstate! Take route 17, go down about 4 blocks, and make a right!

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Claude:
"I'm Claude, and I'm here to devour your soul."

Lucas:
[yelps] Who the hell are you?!

Claude:
Claude! I just said that. It works.

[Gary surprised how Claude did the visible effect, but thinks of himself he's actually visible or not]

Gary Bunda:
Can you seriously not see me, Lucas, or..you're jerking me around!

Claude:
It says in the manual that you have to see it in your mind's eye.

Gary Bunda:
I'm doing that, alright? I guess my cloak mode must be stuck on. Sometimes it gets stuck when I'm doing high-profile [goat bleats].

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Gary Bunda:
I can see you moved my futon into the living room.

Lucas:
I converted your room into a humidor.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, that's so cool! That's so cool! I can't wait to see that! Yeah!

Lucas:
Shut the door behind you. It's perfectly humidified in there!

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Gary Bunda:
See that guy over there? That is my old roomie, Lucas, back from my old earth days. You can relax. We can do this all day long, 'cause he can't see us.

Lucas:
I can see the floating beer in my kitchen, though.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, man. Well he can't hear us, so boo-yah! Ha! You dick head! You're a dick head!

Lucas:
Actually I can hear you, because I just responded to you, dick head!

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[Gary and Claude at Gary's apartment]

Claude:
Pretty dumpy digs for a pro ball player.

Gary Bunda:
Stop talking smack about my old apartment, bro.

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Claude:
I mean, Cortez Cruz is the worst. Always kissing that humongous cross. What's the point? He got the Jesus neck tattoo. Am I right?

Satan:
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.

Claude:
He should be kissing a pentagram and pointing down...to you!

Satan:
You know what? That's an excellent idea. Gary, are you listening to this?

Gary Bunda:
[Gary still gargling from Satan's piss] Uh, you're cutting in and out! I can't..I can't hear you.

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Claude:
Were you talking about Cortez Cruz, the baseball player?

Satan:
Who the [tiger roar] are you?

Claude:
My name's Claude. It's all for you, Satan.

Gary Bunda:
That's just my intern! You can ignore him!

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[After Claude messes up meeting with Satan in bathroom, Satan was about to pee on Claude but pees on Gary instead]

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Blowing another first day! Good thing you're wearing glasses, man. Here it comes for you, buddy.

Satan:
Gary.

[Satan pisses on Gary]

Gary Bunda:
No!

Satan:
You know what?

Gary Bunda:
Oww, it's hot.

Satan:
Let's do the gargle. Do the gargle.

Gary Bunda:
[gargling]

Satan:
[chuckling] That's it!

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Claude:
Hey, Satan.

[Satan stares at Claude of disappointment]

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Why would you say that?

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