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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What is that? Liquor: It's a hand. Fitz & Liquor: No way. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
[Golden Joe and Peanut Cop deals with a hand problem at the Liquor store] Golden Joe: Who's your mother [Whoo]. That's how you break somebody off right there. That sucker sure can run! Did you nail his ass? Peanut Cop: No...No one outruns my bullets, man. They're...fast. Ha Ha Ha! Golden Joe: I don't know what you're talking about, man, but he done out run your bullets. He outran 'em like yesterday, man. Peanut Cop: Like, whew. [shoots] Pow. Golden Joe: Damn, dude! Peanut Cop: Come on, man. Look at them. They're fast. [shoots more bottles] Golden Joe: Man, you sure can squeeze a trigger, man. Peanut Cop: Dude, that is a hand. That is a fast hand. [the severed hand hops on Golden Joe's head] Golden Joe: No way, man! Step off, man! Step off! Peanut Cop: Stop it. Golden Joe: Get off me. Get off, get off, get off. Peanut Cop: Stay still, dude. Golden Joe: No, shorty! Peanut Cop: You're all over the place. Golden Joe: YOU'RE GONNA BLOW MY DAMN HEAD OFF! Peanut Cop: Okay, no, I know. Golden Joe: I ain't got nothing else, man! Peanut Cop: So, don't stay still. Move around 'cause... [wheezes] I got this. Golden Joe: No, you don't. You straight-up lying. [Liquor shows up and caught the hand inside of a jar] Golden Joe: Thank you, dog. A shot of this petrone right here. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
[Spider sends Roostre to Spider's Cave] Roostre: Nice -- Nice cave, man. Uh, what is this? Uh, a cave? Oh, it is a cave. So I guess we're going inside this cave Roostre: [to Spider] Don't you ever say anything? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Satan: Claude tells me that you assaulted an angel with a hammer. Is it true? Gary Bunda: What is truth, really? Satan: Shut up. I'm gonna deal with you in a second. But you, Claude, I want to thank you for always finding and reporting corruption here in Hell. And for doing so, I would like to award you our highest honor -- The Whistleblower's Fife. Claude: This is awesome. Is this real gold. Satan: Pure gold. Claude: I used to play alto sax in elementary school, second chair. Can I play it? Satan: Sure. But I have to attach it first. [Satan brutally attached the fife by nailing Claude's mouth and hands shut, below his neck] Satan: Well, you know the rules, Gary and you still disobeyed them. Stick out your hand. [Gary anxiously pulls out his hand, then Satan slaps it] Satan: Now, don't do it again. [laughs] Alright, you boys behave yourselves. [Satan leaves his office] Gary Bunda: [to Claude] Does he mean he actually wants me to keep doing the Party Hole stuff? Because I seems very mixed in the messages I got. Gary Bunda: Are you playing a song? Can I guess it? Is it -- Oh, yeah, I love this game! Okay, alright, play this song again. Claude: [randomly plays it off-key painfully] Gary Bunda: Is it Rush? Okay, you're right. You're right. Just try it again. Try it again. Alright. Claude: [still randomly plays it off-key painfully] Gary Bunda: Is that Rush? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: Alright, y'all, spread around. You can put your feet up, get blood all over everything. Ben: Yeah, those ass-hats have to go to The Alcove. Gary Bunda: [laughs] Right. The Alcove. [realizes] The Alcove. Oh, sht! Come on! [Gary and his employees come back to see that Claude managed by tattle-tailing and saving all of the patients from the Alcove back to their rightful order just to screw Gary up] Youth Minister:* That's him! That's the man! Johnny: [to Gary] Told you we should have killed them all. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claude: Gary, what are you doing here? Gary Bunda: Satan says that this is now the Party Hole office. Peep the sheet. Claude: Fine. But I do need those soul codes. Gary Bunda: [mocking] Mmeh mmhe mmhe those soul codes, Gary. Mmhe mmeh mmeh. Yeah, that's right, boys. Yeah! [slaps Claude's papers] Aw, the nerd dropped his files! Yeah! [laughing] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Satan: I don't believe it. Gary Bunda: [concerned whispered] Satan. Satan: 70 souls. Congratulations! [laughing] I got to tell you, I thought this whole Party Hole thing was a dumb idea, but you cannot argue with results. Whoo! Claude: Um, sire, the soul codes don't match up -- Satan: Listen, Claude, uh, you're the bean counter. Go count the beans, buddy, okay? "We're in the Party Hole. You wouldn't understand." Gary Bunda: "It's a Party Hole Thang." Satan: He doesn't understand. Gary Bunda: He doesn't understand. Satan: Thanks, Claude. Gary Bunda: Whoo! Claude: Okay, sir. Gary Bunda: Is this champagne? Satan: Uh, it's piss -- Donkey piss. But, uh, cold though, right? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claude: Gary, these soul codes aren't right. Some of these numbers don't even have the right amount of digits. Gary Bunda: Well, I inter-officed them. Claude: What? Gary Bunda: I-Maybe the ass-scanner's broken. I don't know. It's a lame system, so... Claude: Did you inter-office them to me or is the ass-scanner broken, 'cause I can't follow your lies. [Gary sees Johnny getting ready to hit Claude] Gary Bunda: No. Claude: "No", what? Gary Bunda: No, Johnny. Put it down. Claude: What are you f*ing talking about? Gary Bunda: I don't have time to be scanning all these assholes' assholes. Claude: Fine. Then I'll do it for you. Just tell me where the souls are. Gary Bunda: I don't know, Claude! Hell's a big place! People running from MONSTERS, going into lava. I don't know what they do! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Sheriff: [to Hurshe] Anyway, I still care about you, but as long as your crazy brother dispensing rectal justice, we can't be together. Hurshe: He didn't finish doctoring up inside you, did he? 'Cause if he's gonna go around filling folks up with his doctor sauce, someone's gonna get pregnant. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: [to the Youth Group] Hey, gang. Congratulations! You just got the heck out of this room! Come on down! Yeah! Come on down. Youth Minister: Uh, this was supposed to last three hours. That was like three minutes. Unless this is a larger room we're supposes to get the heck out of? Gary Bunda: You don't want to get the heck out of this room because you are in Heaven. Congratulations! Youth Minister: We died? Gary Bunda: Yeah. Gas leak. Youth Minister: We're a Methodist Youth Group. Why would God send demons to meet us? Where is St. Peter? Gary Bunda: Um... Youth Minister: I want to see your manager. Gary Bunda: Okay. Johnny, could you show him where the manager is? [Johnny hammered the Youth Minister] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Escape Room Manager: Alright, you guys have three hours to work together and figure out the clues for how to "Get the Heck Out of Of This Room". [laughs] Press that red button if anyone has diarrhea or something. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: What we need to do is we need to take the Party Hole to, like, a place where people want to go in the hole. Ben: A grave. To have sex with a corpse. Gary Bunda: No, Ben. No. Johnny: Why not paint it like a big ol' vagina or a butthole? Gary Bunda: No. Ben: People like having sex with corpses. Gary Bunda: People don't like to have sex with a corpse. William: Uh...a-a golf course. Uh, a hole in one! Gary Bunda: The hole is too small, William. William: I-I-I like the giant's vagina. I-I'm gonna write that one down. Gary Bunda: No. No, no, no, no, no. It needs to be a place. People want to escape from someplace else. [Gary sees the "Get Me The Heck Outta This Room Event flyer" on what William is writing on the backside of the paper] Gary Bunda: I think I've got it. All: [evil laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claude: Come on, goons. Let's wrap it up. We've got the room. Gary Bunda: Claude, I cannot be in here brainstorming with you outside staring at me. Claude: You got to peep the sheet, okay? Go to The Alcove. [cuts to the next scene where The Alcove still have patient people inside of it and not having a horror themed effect for making it less scary] Ben: The Pillbox Room is open. Gary Bunda: What's the Pillbox Room? [cuts to the next scene where all the Hell employees had to squeeze in into a rectangular short sized room] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: Gentlemen, we can abduct the living and fake the soul codes. We'll never have to hit an angel with hammer again! So easy, it's Japanese-y. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
[after Johnny accidentally pushes an non-dead patient to the party hole, all the Hell employees decided to just go with it] Gary Bunda: Hey, welcome to Heaven. Hair Plug Guy: No, I-I'm not dead. That's impossible. I was just getting some hair plugs. [Ben scans Hair Plug Guy's butt] Ben: His ass ain't scanning. Gary Bunda: That's because he's not dead, Ben. Just leave -- Just leave for a second. [Johnny is ready to hit the Hair Plug Guy] Gary Bunda: JOHNNY, NO! Johnny. [Johnny sadly puts his hammer away] Gary Bunda: God told me, though, that you hair is actually in the bottom of this cave. Johnny: Go in there. They're all waiting on you. Ben: [to Gary] What do I put in for the soul code? Gary Bunda: Doesn't matter. You can make it up. Nobody checks. [starts to have an idea] Nobody checks. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
[as the Hell employees were about the get another soul, a muscular guy shows appears to ask the demons where Claudius is at] Muscular Angel: Hey, uh, you guys, seen Claudius? He didn't make it to his tee time yesterday. Gary Bunda: Claudius? [flashback intensifies where Johnny hit Claudius with a hammer] Gary Bunda: I don't know a Claudius. Muscular Angel: Really, 'cause that looks like his robe. Did you make a halo out of tinfoil? Gary Bunda: [to the demon employers] GO DOWN THE HOLE! GO DOWN THE -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
[Gary sends Randy to The Alcove] Gary Bunda: Get on in there. Your wife's in there. Randy: Nadine? Gary Bunda: Yes. Randy: What's all that screaming? Gary Bunda: It's Nadine and it's your family. And it's every pet that you've ever had. Nadine's right there. She's slippery wet for you. Randy: Help! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: Well, this is Heaven. Congratulations! Randy: It's hot in here. Gary Bunda: That's called God's love. Ben, could you check him in, please? Ben: Spread your cheeks, please. Gary Bunda: Just do it, please. Just do it. Randy: What's that spider doing to that fella over there? [cuts to the next scene where the Spider uses the vice to crush the tormented soul] Randy: Is that a vice? Gary Bunda: Oh, no. He's just measuring him for a halo. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claudius: Randy, come into the ligh-- [Johnny hits Claudius with a hammer a couple of times] Gary Bunda: Yeah! No! Oh, god, no Johnny! I said one or two whacks! No, Johnny! Hey, Johnny, you got to stop! Okay. Okay. Okay. [Gary tries to become an angel by using Claudius's clothes to tell Randy that Hell is Heaven and Heaven is Hell] Gary Bunda: Hey, don't go in that light up there. It's dumb. You want to come down to this light. Randy: You're red, and you got horns. And I saw you hit that man with a hammer and take his clothes. Gary Bunda: He's a devil in disguise, and I'm an angel in disguise. And I had to get in disguise in order to beat him at his own tricks. So, come into the light, come into the light. You're safe with us, child. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claude: [clears throat] Gary Bunda: Kind of in the middle of brainstorming sesh here. Claude: I hate to be a stickler, but we have this room reserved for 3:30 PM. Gary Bunda: Thing is, is that I don't think you hate to be a stickler. Claude: Go to The Alcove. Get out of here. Gary Bunda: The Alcove is not a meeting place, Claude. There's just bats and just glow worms that scream, and someone comes, rolls a bolder in front of the entrance, and you're just stuck in there for three weeks. Claude: Peep the sheet. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: Gentlemen, our back are against the wall here, okay? We're gonna need a brain hurricane, pronto. Give me some ideas. Johnny: What if we hit the angel in the head with a hammer? Gary Bunda: Party Hole's supposed to be a fun atmosphere, you know what I mean? I think if we start off with beating an angel to death with a hammer, I think it's gonna ruin the fun brand that we're trying to build here, but I love your energy. Love that you brought your own hammer. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Gary Bunda: T-shirts are I, Chief. You're really gonna like this. Okay, "Keep Calm and Party Hole On." And then you got this. "It's a Party Hole Thang. You wouldn't understand." Could make it exclusive. And, oh, look, we got this here. Team-building exercise at one of these, uh, "Get Me the Heck Out Of Here" rooms. This is Auschwitz-themed. You're invited, and I think it would mean a lot to all the team to see you there. We're gonna do a bunch of puzzles, we're gonna eat nachos, we're gonna fight off a bunch of kids and -- [Satan crumbles the paper and throws it at Gary to shut him up] Satan: You're not going anywhere. This whole Party Hole thing was a dumb idea. I'm shutting it down. Gary Bunda: Well, ye-- Hold it. Hold on a second! Please let me do this. My whole team -- They've worked so hard -- Satan: Gary, this wack-a-pack group of left-behinds is not a "team", and you're not a manager. This entire operation had netted me to the sum total of zero souls. Gary Bunda: Oh, yeah? Well, what do you call this? [shows him a ghost sock] Satan: I don't know. Gary Bunda: It's a ghost sock. This is like 1/20 of a soul. We're getting very close. Satan: Listen, guys, burn all the T-shirts, alright? I am shutting it down. Gary Bunda: Can not do this to me. Look, alright, like, just give me a shot. Satan: I'm gonna give you one week, understand? That's it. And then I'm gonna start plugging all your party holes. You understand? Gary Bunda: No. Satan: The party hole that's in the back. Gary Bunda: Oh. You're gonna f* me in the ass. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
Claudius: Donald, come into the light. [suddenly a party hole shows up in a Hell version] Gary Bunda: No, no, no, no, no. No, Donald. No, no, no, no, no. You don't want to go up there. They're gonna make you sing boring old hymns. You like rock 'n' roll? Yeah! You want to come down here. This is a Party Hole. Claudius: It's called Hell. It's not a Party Hole. Gary Bunda: We got bats! Claudius: [laughs] Yes, entice them with bats, Gary. Gary Bunda: It's marketing, Claudius. Ever heard of it? [as Donald was about the go to Heaven, Gary tried to stop it by holding Donald's sock] Claudius: Let go, Gary. Gary Bunda: Ow! I fell on my keys! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 9 months ago
[while Golden Joe and Peanut Cop playing around themselves in Liquor's Liquor, someone pounds on the door] Golden Joe: Who -- Who's that? Eye? Peanut Cop: Ok, you get it. Golden Joe: I ain't gonna get it. You go get it, man. You better go get i before I crack. Peanut Cop: Hold it, let's start over. Ahem, you get it. Golden Joe: Man, you go get it. Don't make me put my finger on the trigger, man. Peanut Cop: No, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it, ok? [looks at the door for a few seconds] You got it? Golden Joe: Man-- – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 9 months ago

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