[Darren tries to do a speech about planning Radical Islam]
Satan (Darren):
How are we going to deal with the recent influx of radical jihadists? I have a multi-pronged -- Uh, t-- At least two prongs to the problem, hopefully. W-When I speak, I'm -- I'm --
[Gary and Troy shows up for the Circle]
Satan (Darren):
[pretends] How...dare you interrupt my presentation, you lowly imps! But since you did, you should plug in the USB cord into that computer.
[Gary gives the computer to Satan for the presentation of Radical Islam]
Satan (Darren):
Here we go. First slide, here we go. Behold.
[the slide shows a presentation of a gay married picture of Radical Islam]
Satan (Darren):
The f*** am I looking at?
Gary Bunda:
[whispering] We're gonna gay marry them. We're gonna put them all in burqas so they don't know who they're gay married to.
Satan (Darren):
We are gonna gay marry them. We're gonna dress them up in burqas --
Gary Bunda:
So they don't know who they're gay married --
Satan (Darren):
...they don't know who they've gay married then.
Real Satan:
I-I don't -- Do we really want to incite them, Darren?
Troy:
Darren? Who's Darren?
Satan (Darren):
It's a nickname.
Eric:
They are well organized and highly motivated, Darren. They dug a tunnel into purgatory, stoned a bunch of dudes.
Kip:
Yeah, and one of them hid a knife under his own leg bone. They are hard core, Darren.
Gary Bunda:
[to Satan] But they won't be doing that when they're too busy having gay sex with each other.
Satan (Darren):
Next slide. Just go to the next slide.
[Gary clicks the next slide]
Satan (Darren):
So, as you can see, we are going to contain these jihadists in a canyon surrounded by brown spikes.
Gary Bunda:
Pork. It's pulled pork.
Satan (Darren):
[tired] Pulled pork.
Satan (Darren):
And -- And it's covered, as you can see, with blood.
Gary Bunda:
Barbecue sauce.
Satan (Darren):
Barbecue sau-- Barbecue blood sau-- Bloody barbecue sauce.
Gary Bunda:
No, it's regular barbecue.
Satan (Darren):
No, it's regular barbecue sauce.
Troy:
Muslims don't eat pork. And...they don't drink.
Gary Bunda:
Which is why what we're gonna do that is put a stream of vodka throughout the whole valley. They'll hate that.
Satan:
[to Gary] Hit the next slide.
Gary Bunda:
There are no more slides.
Troy:
That's our last slide.
