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Satan:
Now, what I need is an emissary to go find the esteemed senator, present him with these glamour shots, and persuade him to put me on the nickel.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Satan:
Lassiter Jenkins, senator from the State of Tennessee...family man...lead of the pray for oil faith initiative...and a secret peter tweeter.

Gary Bunda:
Ah, there's just no reason to see one of those.

Satan:
Yeah. Man likes to show his junk.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

[Satan sends Gary to the Break Room]

Satan:
[sighs] Long day.

Gary Bunda:
You know, I think I'm good. I don't think I need to go for a break.

Satan:
No, no, no. No, no. Gary, Gary, this is why we have a break room, for moments like this.

Gary Bunda:
I just feel that my passion is my work and that taking a break is like taking a break from my passion.

Gary Bunda:
Wait, let me just say hello to my friend Jason over in rapes.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Satan:
Sex is good, but she talks afterwards. I'm so bored. I'm so bored. So I [tiger roar] burned the house down.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Lucas:
Where's my dong?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, my god. Here. Gimmie the maggots.

Lucas:
Is this supposed to magically attach or something?

Gary Bunda:
I don't know, man. Why don't you read the instructions? They're written in sh*t on the side. Alright? I got to go. We'll talk about this later.

Lucas:
These are the instructions on how to make the box!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

[Gary and Lucas trying to make maggots in a tutorial commercial]

Lucas:
Maggot happen.

Gary Bunda:
Maggot happen.

Lucas:
Maggot happen.

Gary Bunda:
He's doing something weird with his wrist. Wait.

Lucas:
He's, like, flipping his arm or something.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Benji:
Maggot disgusting. Maggot terrifying. One, two, three... [ding] Maggot happen!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, I'll make some maggots. I'm-a make it rain some maggots on a...on a lady that I used to love.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Satan:
Now what happened to the maggots, huh?

Gary Bunda:
I just think maggots are cliché. Is that your voice? You know? Do they --

Satan:
Let me show you how to make maggots. Pull out your dick.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Satan:
So...Claude tells me that, uh, you, took possession gel so that you could go visit my girlfriend.

Gary Bunda:
Well, that...that is a...lie.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Now, repeat after me. "Denise, this is Gary, possessing the body of Lucas, and I think we need to give us another chance."

Lucas:
[possessed] Naah tach ach! Glaaah!

Gary Bunda:
Come on!

Lucas:
[possessed] Gaaaaaah!

Gary Bunda:
YOU'RE BLOWING THIS FOR ME!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

[Gary possessed Lucas with possession gel to get inside Lucas's body while they control the body movements and talking inside Lucas's mind]

Gary Bunda:
Just keep it chill.

Lucas:
Yeah, this is chill. I can't even walk up the steps.

Gary Bunda:
Lift your knees.

Lucas:
So, the plan is, you're gonna tell Denise that you possessed my body so you can take her to go play miniature golf?

Gary Bunda:
I told you, I don't know if the course is gonna be open, alright?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Lucas:
My manager took today off, so, uh, I guess that makes me the boss.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Lucas:
I want a 3-foot dong.

Gary Bunda:
Fine. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean, you'll destroy a woman, but, uh, I'll see what I can do.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Claude:
Here's some possession gel, okay? But you didn't get it from me.

Gary Bunda:
Where did you get it from?

Claude:
This was in your office.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Claude:
You could demonically possess another person and talk to her that way, but that's some serious level-5 sh*t.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
You are my intern, so you just need to find a loophole in whatever these so-called...papers are.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Claude:
They put an offer on the condo?

Gary Bunda:
But you can tell, just by looking at her, that we still have, like, it's a heat. It's the hot fire!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
The upstairs is very bad for entertaining. Four little girls were dismembered in that upstairs room.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

[Gary tries to scare the people away out of the house which he forgot to guard]

Gary Bunda:
Boogady bang! [holds a sink faucet holder] Look! It's blood! It's blood! It's blood! It's drippy blood. Why aren't you blood? You got floating refrigerator magnets!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Benji:
Bam! Boom! And just like that, he's inside the TV. So easy, a child could do it. Just make sure you don't put him inside the TV you're watching right now. [chuckles] That would be stupid.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
She's here. Oh. Um, how do I look? Do I look good?

Satan:
You look invisible, dumbass.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Satan:
No one is allowed to live here. No one, you understand me? Can buy this place. 'Cause I'm gonna keep banging your ex-girlfriend here on this polished granite.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

[After Gary notices that Satan was banging into Gary's girlfriend, Denise]

Gary Bunda:
[sobbing] I'm so happy that you're happy that you found someone who makes you happy.

Satan:
Who? Crab meat? Nah, she's just a piece of ass.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, crab meat's just a piece of ass.

Satan:
But you know what I love? This house. The sex is incredible!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

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