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Gary Bunda:
I lost my S-word, man. I just got to change my S-word. Just change my S-word.

Claude:
I can't change your S-word without manager approval.

Gary Bunda:
Manager approval? That is -- Satan is our manager!

Claude:
Okay. Relax. Relax.

Gary Bunda:
I'm trying to relax!

Claude:
Bro!

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Claude:
What are you d -- You're drinking beer? Satan's been up and down the hall asking about you.

Satan:
GARY, WHERE THE [tiger roar] ARE YOU?! I'll find you, you little [tiger roar].

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Gary Bunda:
Yeah, I'll spin your head. Spin your head clean off your shoulders.

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Gary Bunda:
Okay, the word you have is a very powerful thing, and I will get in some for real trouble at my work.

Spencer:
Demon, I command thee, get us beer, as your ruler, bitch.

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Spencer:
Spin your head around.

[Gary spins his head around]

Spencer:
Whoa!

Gary Bunda:
Fine, we happy? You done here? Because you're gonna get it!

Spencer:
Justin, check this out! Spin your head again. Just keep doing it until I say when.

Gary Bunda:
[sarcastically laughs] What fun! Everyone loves a show. Alright, we've all seen it. Can we shut it down?

Justin:
Whoa. Spin your butt, dude.

Gary Bunda:
I cannot spin my butt.

Justin:
Well, what can you do?

Gary Bunda:
You spin you're butt.

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Spencer:
So, I think I know what "Summonword" means.

Gary Bunda:
How about this? You give me my card back, or you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna eat your firstborn.

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Gary Bunda:
Listen! Hurry up! I need you to go to my desk. I need you to log in as me, okay? I need you to change my summon word to anything else than "Summonword"!

Dizzay:
You summon word is "Summonword"?

Gary Bunda:
Shut up.

Claude:
You're supposed to change that every six weeks, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Hurry up, already! What, did you drink a gallon of milk?!

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[Dizzay watching Claude doing a wrong style of peeing]

Dizzay:
You're clinching. Got to rela --

Claude:
Dude, you do your job. I'll do mine, alright?

Dizzay:
I'm just trying to help you out.

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Spencer:
So, what does the summon word mean?

Gary Bunda:
Nothing, you know? You can just toss it. I mean, you could say it, but it doesn't uh...it doesn't matter, you know? But I could just toss it for you if you want.

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Gary Bunda:
"Crawling hitchhiker"! Yeah! Yeah!

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[Gary gets transported into someone's house]

Gary Bunda:
I am Gary of the 17th circle of the Hades Annex, associate incubus in training. Your wish is my pleasure. Now, how the f*** did you summon me?!

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Gary Bunda:
Um, my guy is pointing a crossbow at the world leader of prog-fusion washboard as we speak, so...

Claude:
Crossbow?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, crossbow, yeah. Silent killer.

Claude:
It's not done yet?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, well, the chess pieces are all in place, my friend, and this guys about to be Bobby Fischer up in this Bi-i--aaaaaah!

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Claude:
When I did that Metallica thing, it was a logistical nightmare.

Gary Bunda:
What Metallica thing?

Claude:
Oh, man, Pyro set the bleachers on fire. The stage collapsed. 10,000 souls for the big man. It was off the hizzy, for shizzy, my nizzy! No offense to black people.

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Gary Bunda:
I don't want to jinx it, but, uh...I think I'm gonna get some finger lightning.

Claude:
That leftover tuna deal must have put you over the top, huh?

Gary Bunda:
You talking about Leftover Salmon? Yeah, they're like top two hippie jam bands named after a fish.

[Eddie screams in agony still trying to get a snack out of the vending machine]

Gary Bunda:
We're trying to have a conversation.

Eddie:
[screams]

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[Eddie tries to get a snack from the vending machine]

Gary Bunda:
Eddie, hey, it's been three days. It's my turn, alright?

Eddie:
This is mine!

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Moon Rabbit:
I love Vince Herman. We're just, like, destined to be together, man.

Gary Bunda:
Yes, and people keep trying to tear you apart. Yeah. If only Vince Herman could maybe get to know you, you know? The real you.

Moon Rabbit:
I've got to kill Vince Herman so no one else can have him.

Gary Bunda:
That's my girl! Yes! Yes!

Moon Rabbit:
Oh, the show starting!

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, look. Here, use this, use this!

[Gary gives Moon Rabbit a bow and arrows to kill Vince Herman]

Gary Bunda:
Alright, so you get out there, alright?

Moon Rabbit:
Yeah, I got to go watch.

Gary Bunda:
Just remember, when Salmon kicks into "Steam Powered Aereoplane," you show Vincent Herman your love is real.

Moon Rabbit:
Who?

Gary Bunda:
He's the guy with the microphone. Just go get'em, girl! I'm proud of you!

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Moon Rabbit:
Who are you?

Gary Bunda:
I'm Gary. You don't remember me? Crazy Gary? You worshipped me at the Wiccan festival?

Moon Rabbit:
Oh, Gary! [laughs]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah! Jesus Christ. How many brownies did you eat?

Moon Rabbit:
I love Leftover Salmon.

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Gary Bunda:
I mean, you could save the earth, but you could still look pretty. Maybe wear a push-up bra.

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Gary Bunda:
You know what you could use in this hair? Mayonnaise. Yeah, get some life back into it.

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[Alex is about to put the bowling ball in Gary's butt]

Alex:
Um, are you gonna pull down your pants or do I stick it --

Gary Bunda:
No, you can push it through. I don't care about these pants.

Alex:
Am I just supposed to shove it?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yeah, just shove it right in there.

Alex:
It doesn't seem like it's gonna fit.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yeah. It never does.

Eddie:
Are you doing it the Gary Way?

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Satan:
Why don't we flip a coin? Gary, you call.

Gary Bunda:
Tails.

[The nickel shows heads of the Satan]

Gary Bunda:
Oh, wow, is that new? It's actually really good.

Satan:
Came out nice.

Gary Bunda:
I can't believe we got all the detail on that.

Satan:
Yeah. It's franklin mint.

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, man! What's up? What you doing?

Alex:
I'm being put in hell. Hey, I was told I'm supposed to shove this up your ass or you're supposed to shove it up mine or something.

Gary Bunda:
You first.

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Eddie:
Hey, are you shoveling the Gary Way? Shovel the Gary Way! [laughs]

Gary Bunda:
[sarcastically] Yeah, that is funny.

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Gary Bunda:
You could take your original manuscript and every single copy of the book and burn it.

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